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A pair of crew socks in blue with a pattern of cats and bread loaves. The cats are calico and black. The socks have gray cuffs.
Cat Loaf
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Cat Loaf
$12.00
Cat Loaf socks: Featuring four slices of fluffy bread with a cat sleeping on each loaf. These crew-length socks are loaf-ly for any cat lover. The cats are all different colors so you can mix and match for a purr-fectly cute look. You can even twin with your furry friend!
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A pair of women's crew socks in light blue. The socks feature a pattern of calico and black cats lounging on loaves of bread.
Cat Loaf
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Cat Loaf
$10.00
Loafing through life? Cat napping the day away? Then these Cat Loaf crew socks are perfect for you. Snooze the day away in these cozy, light blue socks with a pattern of sleeping cartoon cats nestled on slices of bread. Whether you're up early catching worms or curled up on...
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Olive green crew socks with dark green polka dots and a cartoon pickle graphic saying, 'I'm kind of a big dill!'
Big Dill
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Big Dill
$10.00
Meet Big Dill, the pickle that's as cool as a cucumber and knows how to make a splash wherever he goes. Wearing these pickle socks with their bright green polka dot background will make your feet look like one giant dill-icious pickle. Perfect for people who want to add a...
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Pair of crew socks; black with red stripes and a whiskey glass graphic, or grey with yellow stripes and same graphic.
Whiskey Helps
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Whiskey Helps
$14.00
In a world where socks are serious, be the mensch in Whiskey Helps socks. These black, red, and gray crew length socks are a splash of fun wherever you go. You'll have a smashing time showing off your whiskey affair in style. High-quality combed cotton blend ensures your whiskey helps-wearing...
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A pair of teal crew socks with a fun pattern of cats wearing sunglasses. The cats are in various colors and styles.
Cool Cat
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Cool Cat
$11.00
Cool cats in shades to turn heads and make paws. These blue crew socks feature a pattern of cartoon cats rocking sunglasses and the words 'Cool Cat' in a repeating pattern. Perfect for cat-loving ladies looking to add some fun and whimsy to their sock drawer!
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Pair of teal crew socks with a repeating pattern of cats wearing sunglasses. The cats are white, black, orange, and calico.
Cool Cat
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$12.00
Cool Cat
$12.00
Peep these cool cat socks! They're blue with a pattern of cartoon cats wearing sunglasses on them, just like a retro meme. Throw on a pair of these crew socks with "CAT" written on the left sock and "COOL" written on the right sock and channel your inner 90s kid....
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Pair of crew socks in navy blue with repeating lime green and darker green Christmas tree pattern. Green cuffs.
Do You Tree What I Tree
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Do You Tree What I Tree
$14.00
Walk through the forest with Bigfoot with these fun, bright crew socks. If you're looking for a sock that's perfect for nature walks or hanging out at home, these dark blue crew socks feature a pattern of green pine trees with green toes and heels.
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Crew socks in gray with black paw prints and the text 'People No. Dogs Yes.' in orange and white.
Dogs Yes
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Dogs Yes
$11.00
Ever feel like the world is going to the dogs? Treat your feet to a comfy pair of paw-sitive puppy socks and strut your stuff with canine confidence. From walkies to fetch, you'll feel like the top dog in these "People No...Dogs Yes" crew socks. They're the perfect woof-derful accessory...
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Blue crew socks with repeating red and white cans labeled 'WHOOP ASS' and a yellow burst, on a bent metal design.
Can of Whoop Ass
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Can of Whoop Ass
$12.00
Bright blue crew socks are definitely not for the faint of heart. They're covered in bold, pop-art style cans, designed to look like they've seen some action. Each red and white can prominently features 'WHOOP' at the top and 'ASS' at the bottom, with a little yellow burst shape in...
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Pair of grey crew socks with a black cuff. Features a dachshund in a Santa hat sledding, snowflakes, and the text 'Dachshund Through the Snow'.
Dachshund Through the Snow
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Dachshund Through the Snow
$14.00
Dashing through the snow, a dachshund goes! Embark on a winter wonderland adventure with these Dachshund Through the Snow socks. With a festive red Santa hat and cartoonish charm, these gray socks with black toes and heels are sure to bring holiday cheer to your feet. Whether you're hitting the...
Pair of navy blue crew socks with grey cuffs. Features a cute tuxedo cat in a coffee cup design and yellow stripes.
Cat-Feine
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Cat-Feine
$14.00
Cat got your taste in sock wear? Don't be a fraid-e-cat, these Cat-Feine will make your tootsies purrrfect. Strut down the street like the cat that got the cream in those groovy feline slippers, or cozy up at home and enjoy a cup of cat-ppuccino while you let your feet...
Crew socks in blue and gray featuring a graphic of a great white shark emerging from the water with the words 'Bite Me!'
Bite Me
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Bite Me
$11.00
Feel like a biter in these gray "Bite Me" socks featuring an open-mouthed shark that looks like it's nibbling your leg. Made just for men, relax in these fun but hardy crew-length socks. Rock your new shark socks the next time you're out on the prowl and let everyone know...
Green crew socks with a retro image of a man holding money and the text 'You can count on me!' Dollar signs are printed all over.
Accountant
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Accountant
$11.00
Put on these accountant socks and bring out your inner moneybags! Featuring brilliant white money signs and a cartoon man wearing a suit and holding a wad of cash they're bound to bring a smile to anyone's face. Who needs a financial advisor when you've got 'You Can Count On...
Crew socks in green featuring two llamas with the phrase 'No ProbLlama', plus cacti and desert landscape on a teal background.
No Probllama
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
No Probllama
$8.00
Who says socks can't be fun? These No Probllama socks take the cake with their llama-zing design. Featuring a chilled-out llama bundled in a blanket, these crew socks have cactus friends and 'No Prob Llama' written on them. They're the perfect pick-me-up for women who need a reminder to kick...
Crew socks in light grey and red. The design features the words 'I can't hear you. You're MUTED!' with a mute symbol.
You Are Muted
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
You Are Muted
$10.00
Think you've heard all the sock jokes? Think again! These "You're Muted" novelty socks will get a laugh from anyone who can hear you coming from a mile away. We're talking sassy socks for women. They're grey with red toes and heels, and have red text that says "I Can't...
Grey crew socks with a black toe and cuff. Design features a white chicken wearing sunglasses, walking on a yellow and black striped pedestrian crossing. Text says 'Don't Ask'.
Cross the Road
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Cross the Road
$11.00
When the light turns green, rock these gray socks with black chicken crossing the road while wearing sunglasses. They're pure genius and a reminder that road safety comes first, just don't ask why! #crossingthestreet #funnychick #sockcreatures
Pair of grey crew socks with a repeating pattern of iced coffee cups, showing brown drinks, white ice, and yellow & red straws.
Iced Coffee
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Iced Coffee
$14.00
A refreshing pattern of iced coffee drinks covers these grey crew socks. Each clear cup visible on this side holds a light brown beverage with white ice cubes inside. You'll spot some cups with bright yellow straws and others with bold red straws, adding a nice pop of color against...
A pair of crew socks in blue, orange, and green. The socks are decorated with a pattern of roosters, hens, and chicks.
Rooster
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Rooster
$11.00
Walk the walk and talk the cluck in these funky Rooster socks. Guaranteed to make your feet the center of attention, these socks strut their stuff with a vibrant blue backdrop and cartoon chooks that are sure to raise a few feathers. Plus, with the playful "FEELIN' COCKY" message emblazoned...
Gray crew socks with colorful coffee cups and paper airplanes. Text reads 'Work Sucks! When's Recess?'
Work Sucks
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Work Sucks
$11.00
The workday dragging you down? Do you keep thinking, 'Work Sucks!' only to remember you're trapped at your desk? Let these novelty socks give you hope with their encouraging message: 'When's Recess?' Every time you glance down, you'll be reminded to push on, knowing that even the most dreaded tasks...
Pink crew socks with yellow stars and 'Mother Fucking Girl Power' in white lettering.
MF Girl Power
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
MF Girl Power
$12.00
Girl power! These bright pink crew socks shout your message with yellow stars and white lettering: 'Mother Fucking Girl Power.' Wear them to strut your stuff and let everyone know what you're about.
Purple crew socks with a Halloween theme. Features dachshunds dressed as hot dogs and the text 'Happy Halloweenie'.
Halloweenie
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Halloweenie
$8.00
Who says a Halloweenie can't be a weenie? These spooktacular socks feature a bunch of black dachshunds dressed up as hotdogs. It's a print so cute and fun, you'll want to sink your teeth into them! The paw-fect choice for Halloween, dress these pups up with your favorite costume and...
A pair of crew socks with a teal background. The socks feature a graphic of a large fish jumping out of the water with the text 'Size Matters!' Small fish are also printed on the socks.
Size Matters
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Size Matters
$11.00
Are your feet feeling a tad unadventurous? Perk them up with our "Size Matters" crew socks, where humor meets style in an eye-catching splash of green and blue. Adorned with a quirky fish proclaiming, "Size Matters," these socks are perfect for fishing expeditions, casual Fridays, or just lounging around. They're...
Pair of green crew socks with a golf ball and "I'd Tap That" graphic.
Tap That Active
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Tap That Active
$14.00
It's a hole-in-one! These mens' crew-length Tap That Active golfing socks, in dark green with a white golf ball and brown golf tee, may not help you with your swing, your chip, or your putt, but they will add some fun to your game. Never hit the green? No problem!...
Pair of teal and black crew socks. One sock reads 'Very OK' and the other 'Good Enough', both displayed on a trophy graphic above three stars.
Good Enough
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Good Enough
$11.00
Socks as trophies? You're killing it! Show off your achievement, even if it's just making it through Monday with a smile. These "Good Enough" socks are for the champs who aren't afraid to be "Very Ok." Crown your tootsies with this snazzy pair, and let everyone know that sometimes, "Decent"...
Crew socks in dark gray with a light purple caduceus and the text 'Trust Me I'm A Doctor.' The toe and cuff are light blue.
Trust Me I'm A Doctor
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Trust Me I'm A Doctor
$10.00
In a world plagued by skepticism, Trust Me I'm A Doctor socks serve as the antidote. The gray backdrop adorned with a caduceus in blue will have you channeling your inner doctor, while the words "Trust Me...I'm A Doctor" add a healthy dose of humor to your ensemble. Slip into...
Pair of red crew socks with a teal cuff. Features a country design with guitars, boots, hats, and music notes. Text reads 'Hey Y'all!' and 'Bless your heart'.
Hey Y'all
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Hey Y'all
$10.00
You bet! These 'Hey Y'all' novelty socks got big country energy! Country music icons like guitars, cowboy boots, hats, and beer mugs are dancing on these red socks to the tune of 'Bless Your Heart.' Git up and two-step your way into these cowgirl crew socks and let the good...
Pair of crew socks in green with yellow polka dots. Features illustrations of avocados making a toast, with one holding a glass of wine.
Avocado Toast
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Avocado Toast
$12.00
Who needs avocado toast when you can wear it on your feet?! These incredible crew socks are oozing with cuteness and featuring two cartoon avocados. One is holding a glass of red wine and the other has a speech bubble that proudly says "cado toast." And just like avocado toast,...
Six no-show socks in gray, white, teal, and pink. Designs include wine bottles, glasses, hearts and phrases like 'Wine is always a good idea'.
Wine Time 6-Pack
Ankle SocksK Bell
$11.00
Wine Time 6-Pack
$11.00
This six-pack of no-show socks is perfect for wine lovers. The visible designs feature fun wine-related phrases and images like wine bottles, glasses, and hearts. The socks shown are mainly gray and white with pops of teal, pink, and dark gray accents. A few socks have text that says things...
Six low-cut ankle socks, assorted colors and coffee-themed designs: coffee cups, coffee beans, and cartoon animals.
Rise & Grind 6 Pack
Ankle SocksK Bell
$12.00
Rise & Grind 6 Pack
$12.00
Start your day off right with the Rise & Grind 6 Pack! These ankle socks are comfy and cute, featuring a variety of coffee-themed designs. One sock shown has a tan background with coffee cups and coffee beans. Another visible sock is gray with different coffee drinks. A black sock...
Crew sock with a pattern of green burning dumpsters on a light grey background, featuring a bright green cuff, heel, and toe.
Dumpster Fire XL
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Dumpster Fire XL
$14.00
Sometimes, life feels like a dumpster fire, and these socks just get it. They feature a repeat pattern of bright green dumpsters, each one shown with a fiery blaze of orange, red, and yellow flames erupting from its top. The whole design has a cool, slightly pixelated look, like something...
Black crew socks with grey cuffs, heels, and toes, featuring a brown goat head, yellow stars, and "G.O.A.T." text.
Goat XL
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Goat XL
$14.00
You know a G.O.A.T. when you see one, and these socks totally get it. On a solid black background, a proud goat head takes center stage, complete with long, curved horns. Scattered around it are bright yellow stars, adding to that winning vibe. Below the visible goat, the letters G.O.A.T....
A black crew sock with white text "I LOVE COCK AND HATE THE GOVERNMENT" on a white stripe, black and white stripes. White heel/toe.
I Love Cock And Hate The Government
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Love Cock And Hate The Government
$15.00
Okay, so these socks cut right to the chase, no messing around. Up top, the cuff features classic black and white horizontal stripes before hitting a bold white section. That's where the real statement is, spelled out in clear black letters: "I LOVE COCK AND HATE THE GOVERNMENT." Below that,...
One purple crew sock with repeating middle finger gestures in multiple skin tones, pink hearts, and flowers. Bright pink heel and toe.
Eff Off
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Eff Off
$10.00
Sometimes you just need to say it without actually saying it. These socks get the message across loud and clear, all while keeping things surprisingly cute. The main background is a soft lilac, covered in a playful scattering of pink hearts and flower shapes. What really stands out are the...
Black crew sock with bright green margarita glasses, white salt rims, lime wedges, and scattered dark green lime slices. Green heel and toe.
Margarita and Lime
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Margarita and Lime
$10.00
Good times are on the menu with these socks. They feature a fun, repeating pattern of bright green margarita glasses, each complete with a white, salty-looking rim and a fresh lime wedge on the side. Scattered among the drinks are smaller, dark green lime slices. All these vibrant details stand...
Red crew socks with black cuffs, heel, and toe. Pattern of diverse skin-tone hands making a middle finger gesture.
Talk To The Hand
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Talk To The Hand
$12.00
Sometimes you just need to say it without actually saying it. These crew socks let your feet do the talking, featuring a bold pattern of hands flipping the bird in various skin tones across a deep red background. It's a clear message, without you having to utter a single word....
Grey crew sock with black cuff, heel, toe. Design shows a cartoon skeleton with an axe in its head, giving a thumbs-up.
I'm Okay
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
I'm Okay
$12.00
Feeling like you've got an axe in your head but still rocking a positive vibe? These grey socks are for anyone who's been there. Visible on the side of the sock, a cheerful skeleton gives a thumbs-up, despite having an axe sticking out of its skull. Behind the skeleton, a...
Green crew sock with a "Cow Tipping" design. Features dark silhouette cows, white and grey spotted upside-down cows, yellow text, and white flowers.
Cow Tipping
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Cow Tipping
$12.00
Okay, so you've got these socks that are just pure fun. They're a vibrant grassy green, like a fresh pasture on a sunny day. Scattered all over are dark, silhouetted cows, just chilling out. But then there are a couple of other cows that are totally upside down, white with...
Black crew sock with orange cuff, heel, and toe. Features pixelated blonde-haired figures on toilets with 'rock on' gestures and white toilet paper.
Potty Like A Rock Star
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Potty Like A Rock Star
$12.00
Who knew toilet time could be this epic? These black socks let you channel your inner rock star, even when you're just, you know, doing your business. The pixelated design features figures with wild blonde hair and red pants, sitting on white toilets, flashing a classic 'rock on' hand gesture...
Single heather grey crew sock with black cuff, heel, and toe, featuring a green and yellow crappie fish and "Another Crappie Day" text.
Another Crappie Day
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Another Crappie Day
$12.00
Some days just feel like this, you know? Kick off your day (or commiserate through it) with these heather grey socks. The main body is a soft grey marl, contrasted nicely with solid black cuffs, heels, and toes. Visible on the side of the ankle is a detailed illustration of...
Grey crew socks with repeating pattern of light brown cow faces in sailor hats, fedoras, and flower crowns. Orange heel and toe.
Divine Bovine
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Divine Bovine
$12.00
Say hello to your new favorite pair. These dark grey socks feature an all-over pattern of adorable cow faces. Each cow has light brown fur, white snouts, and gentle brown eyes, complete with little horns. Some of these charming bovines are sporting stylish headwear, like a crisp white sailor's cap...
A black crew sock featuring a repeating pattern of beer glasses, mugs, and bottles in yellow, brown, and blue with light outlines.
Get Your Beer Glasses
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Get Your Beer Glasses
$12.00
Good times are brewing on these black socks, covered in a lively beer-themed pattern. You'll spot an assortment of classic beer glassware - there are tall pilsner-style glasses full of foam, along with some smaller stemmed glasses and sturdy mugs with handles. Brown beer bottles, complete with blue labels, are...
Crew sock with black background, orange cuff, heel, and toe, patterned with yellow jack-o'-lanterns and white spooky faces.
Spooky Pumpkins
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Spooky Pumpkins
$12.00
Time to get your Halloween spirit on with these socks. They feature a deep black background, reminiscent of a crisp autumn night. Bright orange ribbed cuffs, heels, and toes pop against the dark, giving that classic festive feel. Scattered across the sock are vibrant yellow jack-o'-lanterns, each with a carved...
Pair of cream crew socks with dark brown cuffs, heels, and toes. Features 'I ❤️ NUTS' in black text with a red heart.
I Heart Nuts
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Nuts
$15.00
If you're all about that nutty life, these socks are calling your name. They come in a comfy cream-white, topped with a ribbed cuff that features two dark brown stripes. Right there on the calf, you'll see a bold declaration: 'I ❤️ NUTS' - the heart is a vibrant red,...
A single brown crew sock with black toes and heels. Features "I SUCK AT FANTASY FOOTBALL" text on a white band.
I Suck At Fantasy Football
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Suck At Fantasy Football
$15.00
Feeling like your fantasy football team is perpetually stuck in last place? Don't worry, these socks get it. They're a rich, mottled brown color with bold black heels and toes. Up top, there's a wide cream-colored band that proudly declares "I SUCK AT FANTASY FOOTBALL" in black lettering. Thin black...
A pair of cream crew socks, one slightly behind the other. They have red striped cuffs, a brown band with "DICK" in white letters, and red heels and toes.
Dick
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Dick
$15.00
Sometimes you just want to make a statement, and these socks are here to help you do it. They come in a classic cream color, perfect for letting the details truly pop. Visible around the cuff, there's a bold brown band with the word 'DICK' spelled out clearly in white...
A folded pair of black crew socks featuring 'Good Grief' text, orange toe and heel, and burgundy, gold, and cream stripes.
Good Grief
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Good Grief
$15.00
Some days, you just gotta say it. And with these socks, you can say 'Good Grief' loud and clear, right on your feet. They've got a classic black base, bright orange on the toe and heel, and bold stripes in burgundy, gold, and a creamy off-white circling the cuff. The...
Pair of cream crew socks with red 'SLUT' text, blue-purple stripes on cuff, and blue-purple toe and heel sections.
Slut
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Slut
$15.00
Forget blending in, these socks are here to make a statement. Cream colored and comfy-looking, they rock a bold red stripe right around the ankle, yelling 'SLUT' in white capital letters. Above and below that, you've got thin, sharp blue-purple stripes that really pop. The toes and heels are also...