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A pair of crew socks in blue with a pattern of cats and bread loaves. The cats are calico and black. The socks have gray cuffs.
Cat Loaf
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Cat Loaf
$12.00
Cat Loaf socks: Featuring four slices of fluffy bread with a cat sleeping on each loaf. These crew-length socks are loaf-ly for any cat lover. The cats are all different colors so you can mix and match for a purr-fectly cute look. You can even twin with your furry friend!
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Pair of black crew socks with gold and white stripes and the phrase 'Sounds Like Bullshit To Me' printed vertically.
Sounds Like Bullshit To Me
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Sounds Like Bullshit To Me
$15.00
Whoever said socks need to be boring and basic? For those with a taste for footwear that's just a tad bit cheeky, these Sounds Like Bullshit To Me socks will be a hit. Wear them with pride and let the world know you mean business ” or not.
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Pair of women's crew socks, light green with teal dinosaurs hugging, and pink hearts. Text says 'HUG!'
Hugs
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Hugs
$10.00
Dinosaur Hugs Socks: Crew socks for ladies with a happy crew of cartoon dinosaurs hugging each other. Aww-inspiring, huggable, and fashionable. Ideal for dino-loving ladies and anyone who needs a splash of cute colors and positivity. These socks will surely make you smile and bring out the inner child in...
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A pair of women's crew socks in light blue. The socks feature a pattern of calico and black cats lounging on loaves of bread.
Cat Loaf
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Cat Loaf
$10.00
Loafing through life? Cat napping the day away? Then these Cat Loaf crew socks are perfect for you. Snooze the day away in these cozy, light blue socks with a pattern of sleeping cartoon cats nestled on slices of bread. Whether you're up early catching worms or curled up on...
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A pair of black crew socks with purple cuffs. The socks are adorned with a pattern of white skeletons performing yoga poses.
Skeleton Yoga
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
Skeleton Yoga
$10.00
Ever heard of the saying 'dead men tell no tales'? Well, that couldn't be further from the truth if they were wearing these socks! Who needs a yoga instructor when you have a skeleton in a crow pose or downward-facing dog? With these Skeleton Yoga socks, the living dead will...
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Pair of crew socks; black with red stripes and a whiskey glass graphic, or grey with yellow stripes and same graphic.
Whiskey Helps
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Whiskey Helps
$14.00
In a world where socks are serious, be the mensch in Whiskey Helps socks. These black, red, and gray crew length socks are a splash of fun wherever you go. You'll have a smashing time showing off your whiskey affair in style. High-quality combed cotton blend ensures your whiskey helps-wearing...
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Pair of grey crew socks with a festive design. Features champagne glasses wearing Santa hats and reindeer antlers, along with candy canes and holly.
Prosec-ho-ho-ho! Shimmer
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$13.00
Prosec-ho-ho-ho! Shimmer
$13.00
When you're on first base, nobody throws you a curveball, so get on your Santa hat and put some sparklers in your sequined champagne glass, because it's Christmas Eve and you're feeling so festive in your new Prosec-ho-ho-ho! Shimmer socks. You'll be singing "Let It Snow" while you're throwing those...
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Pair of crew socks in navy blue with repeating lime green and darker green Christmas tree pattern. Green cuffs.
Do You Tree What I Tree
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Do You Tree What I Tree
$16.00
Walk through the forest with Bigfoot with these fun, bright crew socks. If you're looking for a sock that's perfect for nature walks or hanging out at home, these dark blue crew socks feature a pattern of green pine trees with green toes and heels.
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Pair of green crew socks with repeating pattern of brown sloths hanging on branches.
Sloths
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Sloths
$12.00
These Sloth Socks are just hanging around! But in all seriousness, these womens crew socks have a pattern of sloths hanging from branches. They're the perfect everyday sock and a great gift idea for any sloth lover! So, hang loose, and let your feet do the talking. Don't be a...
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Pair of dark-grey crew socks with a tan heel and toe. Features a beer mug graphic with the text 'I Drink & Know Things' and a repeating bottle design.
I Drink & Know Things
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
I Drink & Know Things
$14.00
Put a drink in your hand and suddenly, your a contestant on Jeopardy! Who cares if your friends don't understand what you're saying through your slurred speach - you know you're right...at least in this moment you think you do. This pair of funny socks will have your friends ordering...
Pair of black knee-high socks with a goat graphic, yellow stars, and 'G.O.A.T.' text. Gray cuff.
Goat
Knee High SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Goat
$12.00
Feel like the GOAT while putting on these stylish, bold, and resilient socks that feature the word 'GOAT', a goat's head, and a starburst pattern. The words 'Greatest of All Time' are displayed vertically on the side of each sock, making it very clear that these are not your average...
Purple crew socks with a Halloween theme. Features dachshunds dressed as hot dogs and the text 'Happy Halloweenie'.
Halloweenie
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Halloweenie
$8.00
Who says a Halloweenie can't be a weenie? These spooktacular socks feature a bunch of black dachshunds dressed up as hotdogs. It's a print so cute and fun, you'll want to sink your teeth into them! The paw-fect choice for Halloween, dress these pups up with your favorite costume and...
Pair of women's crew socks; light grey with a sassy cartoon woman graphic, 'Crazy Bitch' text, and red broken heart accents.
Crazy Bitch
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Crazy Bitch
$12.00
Meet our Crazy Bitch Crew Socks, the perfect pick-me-up for your wardrobe and your mood. These gray socks feature a pattern of red broken hearts and the words "crazy" and "bitch" in white. On each sock is a sassy lady with brown hair and red lips. They're sure to add...
Pair of light blue crew socks with playful illustrations of cats tumbling out of a pill bottle.
Purr-scription For Happiness
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$13.00
Purr-scription For Happiness
$13.00
Looking for a fun and adorable way to brighten your day? Our Purr-scription For Happiness socks are just what the doctor ordered! These irresistible crew socks feature a pattern of cartoon cats in various poses, sure to put a smile on your face and make you feel all warm and...
Pair of crew socks in teal and green. Feature a graphic of a person reading on a bench with the text: 'Fuck Off I'm Reading'.
I'm Reading
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
I'm Reading
$12.00
Grab a pair of these 'I'm Reading' book-loving socks and put your feet up with a good book! These green and blue socks are covered in the words 'F--k off...I'm Reading' and feature a person engrossed in a book. So next time someone tries to bother you while you're lost...
Gray crew socks with a white panel featuring a cartoon of a meeting with the words 'Fuck This Meeting'. The socks have 'COOL' subtly printed on the bottom.
Fuck This Meeting
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Fuck This Meeting
$13.00
Been to a lot of boring meetings lately, but afraid to say anything? Take a stand and scream from the soles of your feet with our "Fuck This Meeting" gray crew socks. They'll show everyone exactly how you feel. Plus, who knows, maybe your boss will get the hint and...
Pair of crew socks in green with yellow polka dots. Features illustrations of avocados making a toast, with one holding a glass of wine.
Avocado Toast
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Avocado Toast
$12.00
Who needs avocado toast when you can wear it on your feet?! These incredible crew socks are oozing with cuteness and featuring two cartoon avocados. One is holding a glass of red wine and the other has a speech bubble that proudly says "cado toast." And just like avocado toast,...
Six low-cut ankle socks, assorted colors and coffee-themed designs: coffee cups, coffee beans, and cartoon animals.
Rise & Grind 6 Pack
Ankle SocksK Bell
$12.00
Rise & Grind 6 Pack
$12.00
Start your day off right with the Rise & Grind 6 Pack! These ankle socks are comfy and cute, featuring a variety of coffee-themed designs. One sock shown has a tan background with coffee cups and coffee beans. Another visible sock is gray with different coffee drinks. A black sock...
Pair of off-white crew socks with blue, green, and red stripes at the top and bottom. Text reads: 'These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks'.
These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks
$15.00
Rock these cream-colored socks for a bit of playful luck. They feature a clean, classic base with bold horizontal stripes - red, blue, and green - wrapping around the cuff. The main show is the large text running down the front: "THESE ARE MY LUCKY MAHJONG SOCKS," written in a...
Pair of off-white crew socks with hot pink, teal, and gold stripes and 'COOL AUNT' in red text.
Cool Aunt
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Cool Aunt
$15.00
A pretty official badge for the 'Cool Aunt' in your life, or maybe just for you. These socks give off that perfect retro vibe on an off-white base, featuring 'COOL AUNT' spelled out in bold red letters down the side. The bright pink on the toe and a chunky pink...
Pair of off-white crew socks with navy blue and gold stripes, featuring 'COOL UNCLE' text.
Cool Uncle
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Cool Uncle
$15.00
You know that uncle? The one who tells the best stories, always has a dollar for the ice cream truck, and probably knows how to fix anything. These socks are for him, or for anyone who wants to bring that kind of relaxed cool vibe to their feet. They're a...
Pair of pink crew socks with 'Cool Mom' in purple text and orange, purple, and white stripes around the top and heel.
Cool Mom
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Cool Mom
$15.00
Are you the quintessential "Cool Mom"? Show off that fun, spirited side with our lively Cool Mom socks that shimmer with bold letters on a crisp white background. Accented by standout orange toes and cuffs with playful purple stripes, these socks are perfect for those everyday moments that call for...
Crew socks in light blue with a pattern of cartoon dragons smoking. Dragons are green, pink, and yellow.
Blowing Smoke
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Blowing Smoke
$10.00
Dragons jamming out on a bright blue stage? Now that's a concert worth attending! These socks bring together mythical creatures and musical fun in a whimsical design that's sure to spark joy and conversation. Perfect for those who like their fashion to tell a story, these socks are your new...
Crew socks in purple with adorable dachshunds dressed in Halloween costumes, including a skeleton, vampire, witch, and pumpkin.
Halloweiner Dogs
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Halloweiner Dogs
$10.00
There's something universally delightful about a dachshund in a Halloween costume. Whether it's a witch, a skeleton, a vampire, or a pumpkin, these playful pups bring a smile to anyone's face. Now, imagine capturing that joy on a pair of cozy purple crew socks. Perfect for adding a touch of...
Pair of pink and cream knee-high socks featuring a whimsical illustration of a llama wearing red glasses. Blue accents at the cuffs.
Llama With Glasses
Knee High SocksK Bell
$11.00
Llama With Glasses
$11.00
**Llama With Glasses Socks**: Brighten up your day with these knee-high cotton socks featuring a pattern of adorable brown and white llamas wearing red glasses. These fun llama socks bring a quirky touch to any outfit and make a great gift for animal lovers.
Pair of teal crew socks showing cartoon flies fly fishing from canoes with green and yellow fish leaping.
I'm Fly Fishing
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
I'm Fly Fishing
$16.00
These bright teal socks bring a whole lot of fun to your feet, covered in a lively scene of tiny fly fishermen. You'll spot little dark-bodied flies, each rocking a red hat and white wings, paddling around in their small brown canoes. They're all holding onto fishing rods, patiently waiting...
Green crew socks with a Krampus design, candy canes, and Christmas trees. Features black and red accents.
Krampus Believes in You
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Krampus Believes in You
$16.00
Krampus, the mischievous counterpart to jolly St. Nick, makes a bold statement on these festive socks. Perfect for those who prefer their holiday cheer with a side of delightful mischief. With a nod to folklore and a sprinkle of humor, these socks capture the spirit of Christmas in a way...
Green crew sock with yellow cuff, heel, and toe. Features "FUCK OFF" text in purple and a pattern of white daisies.
Fuck Off
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Fuck Off
$12.00
Sometimes your feet just need to make a statement. These socks come in a lively green, patterned with white daisies that have bright yellow centers. You'll also spot small purple dots scattered between the flowers. Near the top, below a bold yellow cuff, purple text clearly says 'FUCK OFF'. This...
Pair of light blue crew socks. Features a retro-style woman drinking wine, wine bottles, and the text 'How classy people handle their sh*t'.
Classy People
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Classy People
$12.00
"Ugh, Monday again... Want to raise a glass to that? Classy People socks feature a fabulous cartoon gal who has the right idea: time for some wine. Treat your tootsies to these tipsy cartoon socks and get ready for some footloose and fancy-free fun. Wine not?"
Blue
Custom Face - Soccer Socks
Crew SocksCool Socks
$20.00
Custom Face - Soccer Socks
$20.00
Custom Face Socks – Because Ordinary Socks are Just Boring! Got a face you can't stop looking at? Now you can plaster it all over your socks! Whether it's your pup, your best friend's goofy grin, or even that one celeb crush you’d never admit to – Sockologie’s Custom Face...
Charcoal
Custom Face - Baseball Socks
Crew SocksCool Socks
$20.00
Custom Face - Baseball Socks
$20.00
Custom Face Socks – Because Ordinary Socks are Just Boring! Got a face you can't stop looking at? Now you can plaster it all over your socks! Whether it's your pup, your best friend's goofy grin, or even that one celeb crush you’d never admit to – Sockologie’s Custom Face...
Pair of women's crew socks. Pink background with gray raccoons, hearts, and dumpsters.
Trashy Love
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Trashy Love
$10.00
Love is in the trash with these totally tubular Trashy Love socks. Featuring raccoons digging for treasure in trash cans adorned with pink hearts, these pink crew socks are the perfect way to show your wild side. Show off your devotion to dumpster diving and cute critters with these quirky...
Black crew socks with a red cuff featuring colorful roosters and yellow lollipops on a repeating pattern.
Cock Sucker
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Cock Sucker
$12.00
In the whimsical world of Socksmith, where humor meets style, a chicken and a lollipop can share the spotlight in a cheeky, NSFW twist. Our "Cock Sucker" socks bring a playful vibe to your wardrobe, proving sometimes you just have to lollipop a chicken, and that's perfectly okay.
Crew socks in black and green featuring a bear sleeping in a yellow tent surrounded by pine trees at night.
Beary Tired Wool
Crew SocksSocksmith
$18.00
Beary Tired Wool
$18.00
Ever wondered what happens in the forest when everyone else is asleep? A black bear catches some Z's under a crescent moon, nestled in a cozy tent. With COMPASS Merino wool socks, your feet will join the bear's dreamland—warm, dry, and super comfy.
Red
Custom Face - Christmas Santa Hat Socks
Crew SocksSocksmith
$20.00
Custom Face - Christmas Santa Hat Socks
$20.00
SM (US shoe size: Women's 5-10.5/Up to men's 8.5)M/L (US shoe size: men's 7-12.5/women's 8.5-14)XL (US shoe size: men's 10.5-15/women's 12+) HOW TO CUSTOMIZE: #1. Choose a pattern and click the "CUSTOMIZE NOW" button ➡️. #2. Choose a size and color option if available. #3. Choose "UPLOAD YOUR IMAGE" button...
Purple
Custom Face - Basketball socks
Crew SocksSocksmith
$20.00
Custom Face - Basketball socks
$20.00
SM (US shoe size: Women's 5-10.5/Up to men's 8.5)M/L (US shoe size: men's 7-12.5/women's 8.5-14)XL (US shoe size: men's 10.5-15/women's 12+) HOW TO CUSTOMIZE: #1. Choose a pattern and click the "CUSTOMIZE NOW" button ➡️. #2. Choose a size and color option if available. #3. Choose "UPLOAD YOUR IMAGE" button...
Wine
Custom Face - American Football socks
Crew SocksSocksmith
$20.00
Custom Face - American Football socks
$20.00
SM (US shoe size: Women's 5-10.5/Up to men's 8.5)M/L (US shoe size: men's 7-12.5/women's 8.5-14)XL (US shoe size: men's 10.5-15/women's 12+) HOW TO CUSTOMIZE: #1. Choose a pattern and click the "CUSTOMIZE NOW" button ➡️. #2. Choose a size and color option if available. #3. Choose "UPLOAD YOUR IMAGE" button...
Light Blue
Custom Face - Halloween Skeleton Body Socks
Crew SocksSocksmith
$20.00
Custom Face - Halloween Skeleton Body Socks
$20.00
SM (US shoe size: Women's 5-10.5/Up to men's 8.5)M/L (US shoe size: men's 7-12.5/women's 8.5-14)XL (US shoe size: men's 10.5-15/women's 12+) HOW TO CUSTOMIZE: #1. Choose a pattern and click the "CUSTOMIZE NOW" button ➡️. #2. Choose a size and color option if available. #3. Choose "UPLOAD YOUR IMAGE" button...
Charcoal
Custom Face - Basketball socks
Crew SocksSocksmith
$20.00
Custom Face - Basketball socks
$20.00
SM (US shoe size: Women's 5-10.5/Up to men's 8.5)M/L (US shoe size: men's 7-12.5/women's 8.5-14)XL (US shoe size: men's 10.5-15/women's 12+) HOW TO CUSTOMIZE: #1. Choose a pattern and click the "CUSTOMIZE NOW" button ➡️. #2. Choose a size and color option if available. #3. Choose "UPLOAD YOUR IMAGE" button...
Charcoal
Custom Face - American Football socks
Crew SocksSocksmith
$20.00
Custom Face - American Football socks
$20.00
SM (US shoe size: Women's 5-10.5/Up to men's 8.5)M/L (US shoe size: men's 7-12.5/women's 8.5-14)XL (US shoe size: men's 10.5-15/women's 12+) HOW TO CUSTOMIZE: #1. Choose a pattern and click the "CUSTOMIZE NOW" button ➡️. #2. Choose a size and color option if available. #3. Choose "UPLOAD YOUR IMAGE" button...
Teal
Custom Face Socks - Golf
Crew SocksSocksmith
$20.00
Custom Face Socks - Golf
$20.00
Custom Face Socks – Because Ordinary Socks are Just Boring! Got a face you can't stop looking at? Now you can plaster it all over your socks! Whether it's your pup, your best friend's goofy grin, or even that one celeb crush you’d never admit to – Sockologie’s Custom Face...
Pair of grey crew socks with a repeating pattern of cartoon dogs in teal medical scrubs, some with stethoscopes. Text reads "TRUST ME I'M A DOGTOR".
Trust Me, I'm A Dogtor
Crew SocksHot Sox
$10.00
Trust Me, I'm A Dogtor
$10.00
If you love dogs and a good pun, these socks are definitely for you. They've got a cool heather grey background, covered in a pattern of adorable 'dogtors.' Each little pup is rocking a teal medical scrub top, looking totally ready for rounds. You can spot a mix of breeds...
Pair of navy blue crew socks with golden retriever dogs holding martini glasses and pink 'hard licker' text.
Hard Licker
Crew SocksHot Sox
$10.00
Hard Licker
$10.00
Check out these navy blue socks featuring a playful pattern of golden retrievers. Each dog visible is holding a martini glass, complete with a bright green liquid and an olive. Some are lounging, others are sitting up, all looking ready for a good time. On one side, the phrase "hard...
Crew socks with heather grey top, dark green cuff, and navy blue bottom. Design shows "CAT FISH" text, cats fishing from boats, and a pattern of green fish.
Cat Fish
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Cat Fish
$14.00
This pair offers a clever visual pun that’s hard to ignore. The top half is a heather grey, sporting 'CAT FISH' in bold black lettering. Visible there, an adorable orange and white cat, wearing a green vest, sits in a small brown boat, fishing with a tiny rod. Its line...
Pair of black crew socks featuring 'Snitches get Stitches' text, red thread spools, buttons, and white sewing needles.
Snitches Get Stitches
Crew SocksHot Sox
$10.00
Snitches Get Stitches
$10.00
You know the drill. Some things are better left unsaid, especially when it comes to keeping secrets. These black crew socks lay it out plain and simple with bold turquoise text declaring 'Snitches get Stitches'. The pattern running down the visible side of the socks features a whole sewing kit....
Pair of black crew socks with magenta cuffs, heels, and toes. Design features a white dog holding a stick and "branch manager" text.
Branch Manager
Crew SocksHot Sox
$10.00
Branch Manager
$10.00
These comfy black socks feature a charming white dog with brown patches, proudly holding a stick in its mouth. Right below our furry friend, the words "branch manager" are spelled out in a vibrant magenta, matching the solid color of the cuffs, heels, and toes. You'll also spot another glimpse...
A pair of navy crew socks with a repeating pattern of golden retrievers and green martini glasses. Reddish-brown toes and heels. "Hard Licker" text.
Hard Licker
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Hard Licker
$14.00
Slipping on these dark blue socks is a nod to your favorite golden retriever - and maybe your favorite happy hour. They're covered in a fun, repeating pattern of golden dogs. You'll see some pups lounging around, while others sit upright, all with a tiny martini glass visible beside them,...