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    Pair of black crew socks with white stripes and '00 Fucks Given' text.
    00 Fucks Given
    Crew SocksSocksmith
    $12.00
    00 Fucks Given
    $12.00
    These 00 Fucks Given black athletic gym socks are perfect for those days when you just can't be bothered to care about your workout or about the malaise of life in general. Maybe you're feeling a little burnt out, or maybe you're just not in the mood. Either way, these...
    2
    Pair of blue crew socks with yellow and white stripes and the phrase 'OY FUCKING VEY' in yellow lettering.
    Oy Fucking Vey
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Oy Fucking Vey
    $15.00
    Sometimes you just need to say it out loud. These royal blue socks let you do just that, with 'OY FUCKING VEY' splashed across the calf in bright yellow letters. They've got crisp yellow and white stripes near the top, giving them a classic, sporty feel. The heel and toe...
    3
    Pair of purple crew socks with orange and beige stripes and the text 'ARE YOU OVER THINKING WHAT I'M OVER THINKING' repeated.
    Are You Over Thinking What I'm Over Thinking?
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Are You Over Thinking What I'm Over Thinking?
    $15.00
    These crew socks pop with a vibrant purple base, making the bold yellow and orange details really stand out. On the leg, you'll find the full, thought-provoking phrase: 'ARE YOU OVER THINKING WHAT I'M OVER THINKING?' clearly visible. This design pretty much sums up how we all feel sometimes. Bright...
    4
    Blue
    Custom Face - Soccer Socks
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $20.00
    Custom Face - Soccer Socks
    $20.00
    Custom Face Socks – Because Ordinary Socks are Just Boring! Got a face you can't stop looking at? Now you can plaster it all over your socks! Whether it's your pup, your best friend's goofy grin, or even that one celeb crush you’d never admit to – Sockologie’s Custom Face...
    5
    Charcoal
    Custom Face - Baseball Socks
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $20.00
    Custom Face - Baseball Socks
    $20.00
    Custom Face Socks – Because Ordinary Socks are Just Boring! Got a face you can't stop looking at? Now you can plaster it all over your socks! Whether it's your pup, your best friend's goofy grin, or even that one celeb crush you’d never admit to – Sockologie’s Custom Face...
    6
    Purple
    Custom Face - Basketball socks
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $20.00
    Custom Face - Basketball socks
    $20.00
    SM (US shoe size: Women's 5-10.5/Up to men's 8.5)M/L (US shoe size: men's 7-12.5/women's 8.5-14)XL (US shoe size: men's 10.5-15/women's 12+) HOW TO CUSTOMIZE: #1. Choose a pattern and click the "CUSTOMIZE NOW" button ➡️. #2. Choose a size and color option if available. #3. Choose "UPLOAD YOUR IMAGE" button...
    7
    Wine
    Custom Face - American Football socks
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $20.00
    Custom Face - American Football socks
    $20.00
    SM (US shoe size: Women's 5-10.5/Up to men's 8.5)M/L (US shoe size: men's 7-12.5/women's 8.5-14)XL (US shoe size: men's 10.5-15/women's 12+) HOW TO CUSTOMIZE: #1. Choose a pattern and click the "CUSTOMIZE NOW" button ➡️. #2. Choose a size and color option if available. #3. Choose "UPLOAD YOUR IMAGE" button...
    8
    Light Blue
    Custom Face - Halloween Skeleton Body Socks
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $20.00
    Custom Face - Halloween Skeleton Body Socks
    $20.00
    SM (US shoe size: Women's 5-10.5/Up to men's 8.5)M/L (US shoe size: men's 7-12.5/women's 8.5-14)XL (US shoe size: men's 10.5-15/women's 12+) HOW TO CUSTOMIZE: #1. Choose a pattern and click the "CUSTOMIZE NOW" button ➡️. #2. Choose a size and color option if available. #3. Choose "UPLOAD YOUR IMAGE" button...
    9
    Charcoal
    Custom Face - Basketball socks
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $20.00
    Custom Face - Basketball socks
    $20.00
    SM (US shoe size: Women's 5-10.5/Up to men's 8.5)M/L (US shoe size: men's 7-12.5/women's 8.5-14)XL (US shoe size: men's 10.5-15/women's 12+) HOW TO CUSTOMIZE: #1. Choose a pattern and click the "CUSTOMIZE NOW" button ➡️. #2. Choose a size and color option if available. #3. Choose "UPLOAD YOUR IMAGE" button...
    10
    Charcoal
    Custom Face - American Football socks
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $20.00
    Custom Face - American Football socks
    $20.00
    SM (US shoe size: Women's 5-10.5/Up to men's 8.5)M/L (US shoe size: men's 7-12.5/women's 8.5-14)XL (US shoe size: men's 10.5-15/women's 12+) HOW TO CUSTOMIZE: #1. Choose a pattern and click the "CUSTOMIZE NOW" button ➡️. #2. Choose a size and color option if available. #3. Choose "UPLOAD YOUR IMAGE" button...
    Teal
    Custom Face Socks - Golf
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $20.00
    Custom Face Socks - Golf
    $20.00
    Custom Face Socks – Because Ordinary Socks are Just Boring! Got a face you can't stop looking at? Now you can plaster it all over your socks! Whether it's your pup, your best friend's goofy grin, or even that one celeb crush you’d never admit to – Sockologie’s Custom Face...
    A pair of white crew socks with black stripes and the words 'Trophy Wife' in black. The socks have a black heel and toe.
    Trophy Wife
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Trophy Wife
    $15.00
    A bold statement in crisp white and classic black, these socks feature an upper cuff with several black stripes, setting the stage. Prominently displayed on the visible side, the words 'TROPHY WIFE' are knitted in sharp black lettering. Just below this sassy declaration, two more black stripes circle the ankle...
    A pair of grey crew socks with neon yellow stripes and the phrase "Who Gives A Crap?" in white.
    Who Gives A Crap?
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Who Gives A Crap?
    $15.00
    Dark blue-grey socks that tell it like it is. The visible cuff features wide cream stripes bordered by thin lime green lines. Below that, the phrase 'WHO GIVES A CRAP?' stands out in bold lime green text, set against more cream horizontal stripes. The other shown sock displays a continuation...
    A pair of purple crew socks with teal and pink stripes. The words "SUGAR MAMA" are displayed in retro-style lettering.
    Sugar Mama
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Sugar Mama
    $15.00
    Feeling like a 'Sugar Mama'? Let your socks do the talking. These bold purple socks really stand out, with 'SUGAR MAMA' written across the cuff in bright pink and aqua blue block letters. Matching stripes in pink and aqua are visible around the top, giving them a fun, energetic vibe....
    Pair of white crew socks with maroon and red stripes and 'HOT DAD' text. Retro style.
    Hot Dad
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Hot Dad
    $15.00
    If someone in your life is a hot dad, these are the socks for them. Sporting a classic athletic-style design, these white socks proudly display "HOT DAD" in bold red letters at the top cuff. Just below the text, and again near the toe and heel, you'll find a cool...
    Pair of cream crew socks with maroon, gold, and purple stripes and the phrase 'Life Starts At Fuck It' in a retro font.
    Life Starts At Fuck It
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Life Starts At Fuck It
    $15.00
    Sometimes you just need to say 'fuck it' and go for it. These socks are that vibe, plain and simple. They come in a classic off-white base with bold horizontal stripes wrapping around the top and ankle. The cuff has thinner dark red and white stripes, while the mid-calf features...
    Pair of teal crew socks with pink and black stripes. Text reads: 'I'm not sure what I'm doing out of bed'.
    I'm Not Sure What I'm Doing Out Of Bed
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I'm Not Sure What I'm Doing Out Of Bed
    $15.00
    Let's be real, some mornings are a struggle just to get vertical. These socks get it. They're a bright aqua blue with cool pink details on the toes, heels, and striped cuffs. The top of each sock boldly declares "I'M NOT SURE WHAT I'M DOING OUT OF BED" in a...
    Pair of blue crew socks with 'I Heart Cruises' graphic, pink heart, and neon yellow and green stripes.
    I Heart Cruises
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I Heart Cruises
    $15.00
    Time to pack your bags and set sail, even if it's just to the kitchen. These royal blue socks are perfect for anyone who dreams of open seas and endless buffets. Up top, you'll see crisp stripes in yellow, light blue, and dark blue, framing the bold white text 'I...
    Pair of red crew socks with a white 'Do Not Disturb' message and white stripes. Small logo near the toes.
    Do Not Disturb
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Do Not Disturb
    $15.00
    Need some peace and quiet? These red crew socks are pretty clear about it. They feature "DO NOT DISTURB" in bold white letters, stacked up the front of the leg. You'll also spot some crisp white stripes on the ribbed cuff, with one thicker stripe and two thinner ones, and...
    Pair of black crew socks with orange and lime green stripes and 'BOOK BUM' text.
    Book Bum
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Book Bum
    $15.00
    Settle in with your favorite read, because these socks are made for book lovers. They're primarily black, featuring bright neon green text that clearly says "BOOK BUM" just below the cuff. That top cuff has a cool stripe design, with a bold orange line flanked by two thinner white stripes....
    Pair of cream crew socks with teal and pink stripes and the text 'I LIKE DOGS MORE THAN PEOPLE' in brown.
    I Like Dogs More Than People
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I Like Dogs More Than People
    $15.00
    For anyone whose best friend has four paws and a wagging tail, these socks get it. They've got a pale yellow base with bold teal and hot pink stripes up top. Right smack in the middle, they loudly declare 'I LIKE DOGS MORE THAN PEOPLE' in chunky black letters. The...
    Pair of crew socks in pink with gold and teal stripes. Text reads: 'I LIKE CATS MORE THAN PEOPLE'.
    I Like Cats More Than People
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I Like Cats More Than People
    $15.00
    These socks are for anyone who genuinely prefers a purr over small talk. They come in a soft light pink, featuring bold black text up the calf that clearly states "I LIKE CATS MORE THAN PEOPLE". Around the top cuff and down near the toes, you'll spot some neat stripes...
    Pair of light green crew socks with green and yellow stripes and the text 'I DIG NATIVE PLANTS'.
    I Dig Native Plants
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I Dig Native Plants
    $15.00
    These socks are for anyone who loves getting their hands dirty, or just appreciates the beauty of local flora. They come in a fresh light green color, with bold stripes of darker green and bright yellow at the cuff and around the toe and heel. Up top, the sock spells...
    Pair of blue crew socks with a retro design. Features 'I Heart Peanut Butter' text, red heart, and gold accents.
    I Heart Peanut Butter
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I Heart Peanut Butter
    $15.00
    Anyone who truly gets the magic of peanut butter needs these. They come in a super bright blue, right down to the ribbed cuff. Each sock features 'I ❤ PEANUT BUTTER' spelled out in crisp white letters, with a bold red heart for emphasis, sitting squarely on the leg. You’ll...
    Pair of grey crew socks with green and purple stripes. Text reads 'Horny for Spreadsheets'.
    Horny For Spread Sheets
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Horny For Spread Sheets
    $15.00
    For anyone who genuinely loves numbers, these light grey crew socks show it. A bold white stripe at the top displays the phrase "HORNY FOR SPREAD SHEETS" in purple block letters, framed by green and purple stripes on the cuff. The rest of the sock is a light grey, leading...
    Average Dick Energy
    Average Dick Energy
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Average Dick Energy
    $15.00
    You know that vibe - not too much, not too little, just... there. These black crew socks capture that perfect balance with bold yellow text spelling out "AVERAGE DICK ENERGY" across the leg. They feature crisp yellow and bright blue stripes around the cuff and near the mid-foot, adding a...
    Pair of cream crew socks with orange and yellow stripes and the word 'FREAK' displayed. A fun, retro design.
    Freak
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Freak
    $15.00
    Time to let your true colors show with these socks. They rock a classic athletic vibe in cream, bold red, and bright yellow. Up top, you've got two clear yellow stripes bracketing a solid red band. The word 'FREAK' is visible in white letters across that red stripe on one...
    Bitch
    Bitch
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Bitch
    $15.00
    Sometimes you just need to say it without saying it. Or, you know, say it directly on your socks. These cream-colored crew socks feature bold royal blue lettering that spells out 'BITCH' across the ribbed cuff, making a clear statement. Two dark blue stripes frame the main text band, adding...
    Pair of cream and forest green 'Horny' crew socks. Features horizontal stripes and the word 'Horny' in dark green.
    Horny
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Horny
    $15.00
    Sometimes you just gotta say it, right? These socks get straight to the point. They've got a classic athletic stripe look, with a creamy off-white base and bold dark green stripes wrapped around the top cuff. The word 'HORNY' is visible in crisp white lettering across the wider green band....
    Pair of cream-colored crew socks with red and burgundy stripes and the word 'FERAL' in bold white lettering.
    Feral
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Feral
    $15.00
    Time to let your wild side out, starting from the ground up. These socks feature a creamy, off-white base with bold red stripes around the top cuff. Right in the middle of those stripes, you'll see "FERAL" spelled out in white letters, making a clear statement. The heels and toes...
    Cunt
    Cunt
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Cunt
    $15.00
    Our crew socks are anything but subtle, kicking off with an off-white body. Near the top, you'll find two bright pink stripes that frame a wider maroon band. Right across that maroon, the word 'CUNT' is spelled out boldly in off-white letters, making its presence known. Both the toes and...
    Pair of cream-colored crew socks with bold black stripes and the word 'F*CK' printed across the stripes.
    Fuck
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Fuck
    $15.00
    Some days, a quiet protest is best handled by your feet. These socks deliver that message with zero fuss. They're a crisp off-white or cream color, featuring bold black bands around the ankle. On these bands, the word "FUCK" is prominently shown in white letters. Thinner black stripes run just...
    Chocolate Is My Therapist
    Chocolate Is My Therapist
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Chocolate Is My Therapist
    $15.00
    A rich dark brown color, just like your favorite chocolate bar, makes these socks a comforting sight. Bold white letters on the upper part clearly state 'CHOCOLATE IS MY THERAPIST,' with the rest of the text continuing around the side. You'll find a few crisp white stripes near the cuff,...
    Pair of green crew socks with a repeating 'Guacamole' pattern in yellow, red, and pink. Yellow and red stripes at the top and bottom.
    Guacamole
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Guacamole
    $15.00
    Your favorite dip just got a foot-friendly makeover. These crew socks are the perfect way to show your love for all things avocado, chips, and salsa. They feature a rich, dark green base, reminiscent of fresh guacamole, with bright yellow toes and heels. Around the ankle and top cuff, you'll...
    Pair of off-white crew socks with maroon and light blue stripes and the acronym "DILF" embroidered on the leg.
    DILF
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    DILF
    $15.00
    Give a nod to the main man in your life - or just yourself - with these straight-to-the-point socks. They feature a creamy off-white base with bold maroon and bright blue stripes around the ankle, just below the clear "DILF" text. The heel and toe areas are blocked in a...
    Pair of red crew socks with brown stripes and the phrase 'Fuck Decaf' in white text.
    Fuck Decaf
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Fuck Decaf
    $15.00
    You know the drill. Skip the sleepy vibes and go straight for the punch with these bold red socks. They feature crisp white lettering that clearly spells out 'FUCK DECAF' across the upper calf, making a loud and proud statement. You'll also spot a few strong brown stripes accenting the...
    Pair of black crew socks with a white and red 'I Heart Bagels' design. Features white stripes and a subtle sparkly texture.
    I Heart Bagels
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I Heart Bagels
    $15.00
    Craving a fresh start to your day? Sometimes all you need is a perfectly toasted bagel, and maybe, just maybe, some socks that show your dedication. These black crew socks feature a bold statement: "I ❤️ BAGELS" in crisp white text, all across the ankle. Up top, you've got classic...
    Pair of white crew socks with orange and light blue stripes and the text 'My Cat Is My Therapist'.
    My Cat Is My Therapist
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    My Cat Is My Therapist
    $15.00
    Know someone who gets all their best life advice from a purring creature? These white crew socks are designed for them. They feature bold, straightforward text knitted right into the side, declaring "MY CAT IS MY THERAPIST." The lettering alternates between a strong dark blue for "MY CAT" and "THERAPIST,"...
    Pair of cream crew socks with 'Exhausted American' text in black, accented by red and blue stripes at the top and bottom.
    Exhausted American
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Exhausted American
    $15.00
    It feels like life in America can be a lot. These socks totally get that. They're a classic white crew style, perfect for when you've done all the things and you're just done. Up top, bold red and blue stripes frame the phrase 'EXHAUSTED AMERICAN' in stark black lettering. Down...
    A pair of pink crew socks with black stripes and 'Hot Homo' in black lettering. The socks have a dark charcoal heel and toe.
    Hot Homo
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Hot Homo
    $15.00
    Here's a bold statement for your feet, loud and proud in bright pink. The top cuff has two clean black stripes running around it, setting off the main message. Below that, the words 'HOT HOMO' are prominently displayed in strong, black block letters on the calf. The heel and toe...
    Pair of green and white crew socks. The socks feature a lawnmower and the phrase 'Fuck This Shit'.
    Fuck This Grass
    Crew SocksCool Socks
    $13.00
    Fuck This Grass
    $13.00
    You know that feeling when the lawn just keeps growing? These socks capture it perfectly. The bright green foot and leg look like fresh grass, while the crisp white cuff provides a clean contrast. Up top, bold red text screams 'Fuck This Shit,' sitting right above a little red lawnmower...
    A pair of crew socks showcasing a green pickle design. The pickles have cartoon faces and the text 'I'm kind of a big dill'.
    Kind Of A Big Dill
    Crew SocksOdd Sox
    $15.00
    Kind Of A Big Dill
    $15.00
    Say hello to the best kind of pickle - the one that makes your feet happy. These lively green socks feature a friendly, wide-eyed pickle face with a bright red mouth and dark brows. You'll also spot the classic pickle texture with those distinct dark green lines and curved shapes....
    A pair of crew socks with a stylized illustration of Jim Halpert from The Office. The socks are predominantly white, black and light blue.
    Jim Halpert
    Crew SocksOdd Sox
    $15.00
    Jim Halpert
    $15.00
    You know that guy - always ready with a look for the camera. These socks capture Jim Halpert, front and center, with his characteristic brown hair and subtle smirk. He's dressed in his work uniform: a crisp white collared shirt and a sharp black tie, all set against a cool...
    A pair of teal crew socks with a cool pickle wearing sunglasses. The socks have black polka dots and the phrase 'Just Dill With It'.
    Just Dill With It
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $13.00
    Just Dill With It
    $13.00
    Say sayonara to boring socks and embrace the sheer absurdity of Just Dill With It novelty socks. The chunky cucumber, complete with shades and crossed arms, is the epitome of cool, telling the world you're one cool pickle. And who wouldn't want pickles on their feet? Exactly, no one. So,...
    Pair of crew socks in olive green with repeating pattern of cartoon pickles wearing sunglasses and making a hand gesture.
    Dill With It
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $13.00
    Dill With It
    $13.00
    Looking for socks that give you an attitude? Our Dill With It socks are here to add some spice to your day. With their cool-as-a-cucumber design, you can dill with anything that comes your way. A green sock with cartoon cucumbers wearing shades and giving the finger is sure to...
    Pair of black crew socks with white stripes and 'DADDY' text. Sporty and playful design.
    Daddy Gym
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Daddy Gym
    $15.00
    You can't go wrong with a pair of these black and white Daddy gym socks. Designed for both men and women, these crew length socks feature bold white stripes and the word "DADDY" written in a stylish font. Perfect for hitting the gym or running around town, these socks will...
    Hot Dam
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $13.00
    Hot Dam
    $13.00
    Look at these socks. Not only are they great to wear with their fun beaver design and soft fabric, but they're also perfect for your next work meeting when you want to show your coworkers you mean business (literally). Get it? Hot Dam? Ok maybe not, but these socks are...
    Pair of navy blue crew socks with white stars and a graphic of a goat wearing sunglasses. Text 'G.O.A.T.' is displayed below the goat.
    The G.O.A.T.
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $13.00
    The G.O.A.T.
    $13.00
    They're the G.O.A.T. of socks, featuring a stellar design with a cartoon goat rocking shades, and black toe and heel to complete the look. GOAT means Greatest of All Time. Available in crew length for both men and women. These socks are a fun way to celebrate your love for...