Men's Birthday Socks | Sockologie

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fun and festive novelty socks in gray, blue, and black with the words "too old to party too young to retire"

Too Old To Party Too Young To Retire

Unisex Crew Socks

$14.00

white socks with "too old to give a shit" message on bottom. features graphic of birthday cake with candles and party blowers.

Too Old To Give A Shit

Unisex Crew Face Mask

$14.00

"old fart" socks: bold red with white stripes, funny saying, crew length, men's/women's.

Old Fart

Unisex Crew Socks

$14.00

blue crew socks featuring "too old for this shit" above a grumpy cupcake with lit candle and sprinkles.

Crappy Birthday

Mens Crew Socks

$14.00

black crew socks for men with "happy me day" text and colorful party balloons and streamers.

Happy Me Day

Mens Crew Socks

$14.00

Color Options Available

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a pair of gray socks with white toes, heels, and cuffs. the socks have red and yellow stripes near the top and yellow stripes above the heel. the words 'i heart aging and dying' are written vertically on the front of the socks in red and yellow letters.

I Heart Aging and Dying

Unisex Crew Socks

$14.00

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