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Funny Socks for Men

Are you in dire need of some fun and laughter to distract you from all the debbie downers always on edge? Well look no further. Our collection of funny socks for men will bring a smile to your face and a ray of light to your style. Funny socks truly make the world a better place! So whether you have a dad or a grad, boyfriend or husband, a neighbor or a friend, you'll be sure to find a style to fit their unique personalities!

 

Funny Men's Socks

Life is too short to be wearing regular, plain old socks. When you browse for new pairs you are typically drowning in a sea of plain white, black, navy, and gray socks. Where is the fun in that? Whether it is for everyday wear, lounging around, or having some fun at the office, funny socks for men allow you to share a bit of your humor without saying a word. You can match them to your favorite suit or mismatch them to have them stand out more. Coming in a wide variety of various colors, patterns, and different types of humor – you are sure to find the perfect pair for you.

 

Humor Is The Spice Of Life

Life can be hard and we are always met with struggles in our day-to-day lives. Something that has always held up and stood the test of time is humor. Having a laugh and joking around with a close friend or family member is a great way to reduce stress. Many doctors even say that laughing is not only good for the soul but good for your health. Wearing a pair of funny socks is a good way to not only have a laugh but strike up a conversation you may have never started otherwise.

 

Funny Socks – Are They The Perfect Gift?

Gift shopping can be difficult these days. We are spoiled with choices and can be tight on cash, this only makes it even harder. We believe that one of the best gifts for men is a funny pair of socks. They are affordable for all budgets, don’t take countless hours shopping around for, and you can easily have them shipped to you. They make great “just becaus gifts” for a friend, brother, son, husband, or boyfriend too. Silly socks for men allow just a bit more humor into someone’s life and we think that is a good thing.


Novelty Men's Socks Are More Fun

The funniest, cheapest, and easiest way to express yourself is with a good pair of novelty socks. They are by far more fun to wear and may bring a smile to someone’s face passing by who notices your socks. Treat yourself or a loved one to a pair or two and bring a bit more fun, lift, and vibrancy to your wardrobe without breaking the bank of committing to a fading trend.

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Pair of pink crew socks with a blue 'Cats Don't Give A Fuck' slogan.  Features white and blue stripes at the top and bottom.
Cats Don't Give A Fuck Gym
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Cats Don't Give A Fuck Gym
$15.00
Strut your stuff in these "CATS DON'T GIVE A FUCK GYM" socks that ooze apathy and feline fabulousness. Featuring a bold blue stripe and white text, these crew socks are here to remind you that cats do indeed not give a fuck...about anything. Except maybe tuna. Who even knows anymore?...
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Pair of white crew socks with rainbow 'FUCK YOU' text and smiley faces. Blue and purple stripes at the cuff.
Fuck You
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Fuck You
$15.00
You've got the Shit Happens bumper sticker on your car. Now all you need are a pair of cheeky socks to match your outlook of life. Tell everyone who has ever screwed you over how you feel about them when you slip on a pair of these funny, outrageous socks....
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Pair of grey crew socks with hot pink cuffs and heel.  Black text reads 'It's Not Easy Being a Bitch'.
It's Not Easy Being a Bitch
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
It's Not Easy Being a Bitch
$15.00
Are you a baddie who's always got a sassy remark up your sleeve? Then these socks are perfect for you! The bright, contrasting colors and the bold, upfront message will let everyone know that you're not one to mess with. Plus, they're super comfy, so you can wear them all...
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Pair of white crew socks with yellow and lime green stripes.  Text reads: 'Cocktails First Questions Later'.
Cocktails First Questions Later
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Cocktails First Questions Later
$15.00
Cocktails First Questions Later Socks: Raise a glass to these boozy beauties! "Cocktails First, Questions Later" socks are the perfect accessory for your next happy hour. These crew socks are made for both men and women and feature white fabric with a black and yellow text design that reads "Cocktails...
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Pair of green crew socks with a red heart and 'I love pickles' graphic.  Features thin gold and white stripes at the cuff and off-white heel and toe.
I Heart Pickles
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Pickles
$15.00
Love those pickles! These I Heart Pickles socks give you a dilly of a good time. Topped with bright green with white accents and featuring a fresh red heart with 'I Heart Pickles' written above, you'll never dill-iver these socks. Show your love for this crunchy snack and pickle lovers...
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Pair of pink crew socks with black stripes and the phrase 'Mean People Suck' in black lettering.
Mean People Suck
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Mean People Suck
$15.00
Pink and black striped socks with a bold statement: Mean People Suck! These socks are more than just a fashion statement, they're a hilarious conversation starter. Show off your sassy side and let the world know how you feel about negativity. Plus, they're super comfy and make a great gift...
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Two pink crew socks with black 'Birthday Bitch' lettering and gold stripes. Black and gold accents at the cuffs.
Birthday Bitch
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Birthday Bitch
$15.00
You know when you're at a party or event and you see someone with fun socks or a wacky tee, and you instantly want to know where they got it? These socks are the ticket. They're pink and have "Birthday Bitch" written on the front. Perfect for the next bday...
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Pair of blue crew socks with yellow and white stripes and the phrase 'OY FUCKING VEY' in yellow lettering.
Oy Fucking Vey
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Oy Fucking Vey
$15.00
Sometimes you just need to say it out loud. These royal blue socks let you do just that, with 'OY FUCKING VEY' splashed across the calf in bright yellow letters. They've got crisp yellow and white stripes near the top, giving them a classic, sporty feel. The heel and toe...
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Pair of cream crew socks with dark brown cuffs, heels, and toes. Features 'I ❤️ NUTS' in black text with a red heart.
I Heart Nuts
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Nuts
$15.00
If you're all about that nutty life, these socks are calling your name. They come in a comfy cream-white, topped with a ribbed cuff that features two dark brown stripes. Right there on the calf, you'll see a bold declaration: 'I ❤️ NUTS' - the heart is a vibrant red,...
A folded pair of black crew socks featuring 'Good Grief' text, orange toe and heel, and burgundy, gold, and cream stripes.
Good Grief
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Good Grief
$15.00
Some days, you just gotta say it. And with these socks, you can say 'Good Grief' loud and clear, right on your feet. They've got a classic black base, bright orange on the toe and heel, and bold stripes in burgundy, gold, and a creamy off-white circling the cuff. The...
Single dark grey crew sock with "THERE'S NO TASTE LIKE BAD TASTE" text, red heel, red toe, and white/red stripes.
There's No Taste Like Bad Taste
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
There's No Taste Like Bad Taste
$15.00
Okay, so if your style motto is "more is more" or you just generally find yourself drawn to things others might politely call "questionable," these socks are for you. They're a dark charcoal grey base, serving as the perfect backdrop for some seriously bold statements. Up top, there are crisp...
A pair of white crew socks with black stripes and the words 'Trophy Wife' in black.  The socks have a black heel and toe.
Trophy Wife
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Trophy Wife
$15.00
A bold statement in crisp white and classic black, these socks feature an upper cuff with several black stripes, setting the stage. Prominently displayed on the visible side, the words 'TROPHY WIFE' are knitted in sharp black lettering. Just below this sassy declaration, two more black stripes circle the ankle...
A pair of grey crew socks with neon yellow stripes and the phrase "Who Gives A Crap?" in white.
Who Gives A Crap?
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Who Gives A Crap?
$15.00
Dark blue-grey socks that tell it like it is. The visible cuff features wide cream stripes bordered by thin lime green lines. Below that, the phrase 'WHO GIVES A CRAP?' stands out in bold lime green text, set against more cream horizontal stripes. The other shown sock displays a continuation...
A pair of purple crew socks with teal and pink stripes.  The words "SUGAR MAMA" are displayed in retro-style lettering.
Sugar Mama
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Sugar Mama
$15.00
Feeling like a 'Sugar Mama'? Let your socks do the talking. These bold purple socks really stand out, with 'SUGAR MAMA' written across the cuff in bright pink and aqua blue block letters. Matching stripes in pink and aqua are visible around the top, giving them a fun, energetic vibe....
Pair of white crew socks with maroon and red stripes and 'HOT DAD' text.  Retro style.
Hot Dad
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Hot Dad
$15.00
If someone in your life is a hot dad, these are the socks for them. Sporting a classic athletic-style design, these white socks proudly display "HOT DAD" in bold red letters at the top cuff. Just below the text, and again near the toe and heel, you'll find a cool...
Pair of cream crew socks with maroon, gold, and purple stripes and the phrase 'Life Starts At Fuck It' in a retro font.
Life Starts At Fuck It
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Life Starts At Fuck It
$15.00
Sometimes you just need to say 'fuck it' and go for it. These socks are that vibe, plain and simple. They come in a classic off-white base with bold horizontal stripes wrapping around the top and ankle. The cuff has thinner dark red and white stripes, while the mid-calf features...
Pair of blue crew socks with 'I Heart Cruises' graphic, pink heart, and neon yellow and green stripes.
I Heart Cruises
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Cruises
$15.00
Time to pack your bags and set sail, even if it's just to the kitchen. These royal blue socks are perfect for anyone who dreams of open seas and endless buffets. Up top, you'll see crisp stripes in yellow, light blue, and dark blue, framing the bold white text 'I...
Pair of red crew socks with a white 'Do Not Disturb' message and white stripes. Small logo near the toes.
Do Not Disturb
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Do Not Disturb
$15.00
Need some peace and quiet? These red crew socks are pretty clear about it. They feature "DO NOT DISTURB" in bold white letters, stacked up the front of the leg. You'll also spot some crisp white stripes on the ribbed cuff, with one thicker stripe and two thinner ones, and...
Pair of black crew socks with orange and lime green stripes and 'BOOK BUM' text.
Book Bum
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Book Bum
$15.00
Settle in with your favorite read, because these socks are made for book lovers. They're primarily black, featuring bright neon green text that clearly says "BOOK BUM" just below the cuff. That top cuff has a cool stripe design, with a bold orange line flanked by two thinner white stripes....
Pair of crew socks in pink with gold and teal stripes. Text reads: 'I LIKE CATS MORE THAN PEOPLE'.
I Like Cats More Than People
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Like Cats More Than People
$15.00
These socks are for anyone who genuinely prefers a purr over small talk. They come in a soft light pink, featuring bold black text up the calf that clearly states "I LIKE CATS MORE THAN PEOPLE". Around the top cuff and down near the toes, you'll spot some neat stripes...
Pair of light green crew socks with green and yellow stripes and the text 'I DIG NATIVE PLANTS'.
I Dig Native Plants
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Dig Native Plants
$15.00
These socks are for anyone who loves getting their hands dirty, or just appreciates the beauty of local flora. They come in a fresh light green color, with bold stripes of darker green and bright yellow at the cuff and around the toe and heel. Up top, the sock spells...
Average Dick Energy
Average Dick Energy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Average Dick Energy
$15.00
You know that vibe - not too much, not too little, just... there. These black crew socks capture that perfect balance with bold yellow text spelling out "AVERAGE DICK ENERGY" across the leg. They feature crisp yellow and bright blue stripes around the cuff and near the mid-foot, adding a...
Pair of cream crew socks with orange and yellow stripes and the word 'FREAK' displayed.  A fun, retro design.
Freak
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Freak
$15.00
Time to let your true colors show with these socks. They rock a classic athletic vibe in cream, bold red, and bright yellow. Up top, you've got two clear yellow stripes bracketing a solid red band. The word 'FREAK' is visible in white letters across that red stripe on one...
Bitch
Bitch
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Bitch
$15.00
Sometimes you just need to say it without saying it. Or, you know, say it directly on your socks. These cream-colored crew socks feature bold royal blue lettering that spells out 'BITCH' across the ribbed cuff, making a clear statement. Two dark blue stripes frame the main text band, adding...
Pair of cream-colored crew socks with red and burgundy stripes and the word 'FERAL' in bold white lettering.
Feral
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Feral
$15.00
Time to let your wild side out, starting from the ground up. These socks feature a creamy, off-white base with bold red stripes around the top cuff. Right in the middle of those stripes, you'll see "FERAL" spelled out in white letters, making a clear statement. The heels and toes...
Chocolate Is My Therapist
Chocolate Is My Therapist
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Chocolate Is My Therapist
$15.00
A rich dark brown color, just like your favorite chocolate bar, makes these socks a comforting sight. Bold white letters on the upper part clearly state 'CHOCOLATE IS MY THERAPIST,' with the rest of the text continuing around the side. You'll find a few crisp white stripes near the cuff,...
Pair of green crew socks with a repeating 'Guacamole' pattern in yellow, red, and pink. Yellow and red stripes at the top and bottom.
Guacamole
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Guacamole
$15.00
Your favorite dip just got a foot-friendly makeover. These crew socks are the perfect way to show your love for all things avocado, chips, and salsa. They feature a rich, dark green base, reminiscent of fresh guacamole, with bright yellow toes and heels. Around the ankle and top cuff, you'll...
Pair of off-white crew socks with maroon and light blue stripes and the acronym "DILF" embroidered on the leg.
DILF
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
DILF
$15.00
Give a nod to the main man in your life - or just yourself - with these straight-to-the-point socks. They feature a creamy off-white base with bold maroon and bright blue stripes around the ankle, just below the clear "DILF" text. The heel and toe areas are blocked in a...
Pair of white crew socks with orange and light blue stripes and the text 'My Cat Is My Therapist'.
My Cat Is My Therapist
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
My Cat Is My Therapist
$15.00
Know someone who gets all their best life advice from a purring creature? These white crew socks are designed for them. They feature bold, straightforward text knitted right into the side, declaring "MY CAT IS MY THERAPIST." The lettering alternates between a strong dark blue for "MY CAT" and "THERAPIST,"...
Pair of cream crew socks with 'Exhausted American' text in black, accented by red and blue stripes at the top and bottom.
Exhausted American
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Exhausted American
$15.00
It feels like life in America can be a lot. These socks totally get that. They're a classic white crew style, perfect for when you've done all the things and you're just done. Up top, bold red and blue stripes frame the phrase 'EXHAUSTED AMERICAN' in stark black lettering. Down...
A pair of pink crew socks with black stripes and 'Hot Homo' in black lettering.  The socks have a dark charcoal heel and toe.
Hot Homo
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Hot Homo
$15.00
Here's a bold statement for your feet, loud and proud in bright pink. The top cuff has two clean black stripes running around it, setting off the main message. Below that, the words 'HOT HOMO' are prominently displayed in strong, black block letters on the calf. The heel and toe...
Pair of dark-green crew socks with neon-green and gold stripes and the words 'BIG PICKLE ENERGY' in white.
Big Pickle Energy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Big Pickle Energy
$15.00
Ever feel like the world needs a little more zest? Meet the socks that embody the perfect balance of sweet and sour, capturing the essence of Big Pickle Energy. These aren't just socks; they're a statement of confidence and charisma, designed for those who know they're the life of the...
Pair of off-white crew socks with brown and red stripes and an 'I Heart Beans' graphic.
I Heart Beans
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Beans
$15.00
Beans: the musical fruit, inspiring both culinary and sartorial creativity! It's time to embrace your love for legumes with these delightfully quirky socks. Whether you're a fan of lima, fava, pinto, or refried, these comfy crew socks are here to declare your bean devotion in style. Made in the USA,...
Pair of blue crew socks with neon yellow and pink stripes and the text 'Anxiety Is My Influencer' on the leg.
Anxiety is My Influencer
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Anxiety is My Influencer
$15.00
Ready to make a bold statement with every step? Slip on our 'Anxiety is My Influencer' socks, and let your feet do the talking. Sporting vibrant blue hues with cheeky yellow and pink lettering, these socks are perfect for sparking conversations and lighting up any occasion. Whether you're lounging at...
Pair of navy blue crew socks with pink and orange stripes featuring the text 'Big City Energy'.
Big Clit Energy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Big Clit Energy
$15.00
There's a certain audacity that comes with knowing exactly who you are, and these socks are a testament to that unapologetic self-assurance. Made in the USA with a soft blend of Navy Cotton, Rust Nylon, and Ruby Nylon, these super-comfy, unisex gym socks fit most feet. Perfect for anyone ready...
Pair of cream crew socks with red and blue stripes and the phrase "Horny for Books" in red and blue.
Horny for Books
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Horny for Books
$15.00
Unleash your inner nerd with our "Horny for Books" socks! These striking socks sport bold red and blue stripes with playful hints of red at the heels and toes, making every step pop with color and character. Perfect for library runs, book club meet-ups, or cozy reading sessions at home,...
Pair of mustard yellow crew socks with horizontal stripes that say 'Beer' in a retro style font.  White and orange accents.
Beer
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Beer
$15.00
Beer: the delightful drinkable bread that fills us with confidence and a little bit of gas! These socks, just like your favorite brew, are designed to bring joy to most. With a blend of Butterscotch Cotton and vibrant nylon hues, these one-size-fits-most socks are the perfect conversation starter, made with...
Pair of teal crew socks with orange and white stripes. Text reads: 'The Library Is My Therapist'.
The Library Is My Therapist
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
The Library Is My Therapist
$15.00
Libraries are the unsung heroes of tranquility. With these socks, you can channel that peaceful vibe wherever you go. Made from Vodka Blue Cotton and accented with Carolina Blue, Cream, and Rust Nylon, they're as cozy as an afternoon in your favorite reading nook. Plus, you earn the right to...
Pair of off-white crew socks with a green 'My Garden Is My Therapist' design and light purple and teal stripes.
My Garden Is My Therapist
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
My Garden Is My Therapist
$15.00
There's a certain magic in watching plants thrive under your care, much like having a personal green therapist. Celebrate your love for all things leafy with these delightful socks that proclaim, "My Garden Is My Therapist." Whether your sanctuary is a lush oasis or a cozy nook of potted plants,...
Pair of off-white crew socks with lime green stripes and the text 'That Just Dills My Pickle'.
That Just Dills My Pickle
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
That Just Dills My Pickle
$15.00
Ever notice how the perfect pickle can elevate a sandwich to legendary status? These socks capture that same spirit of satisfaction and sprinkle it with a dash of sass. With crisp colors and a playful nod to all things briny, "That Just Dills My Pickle" socks bring comfort and a...
Pair of black crew socks with white and grey stripes and 'Museum Nerd' text.  Fun, retro design.
Museum Nerd
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Museum Nerd
$15.00
If art galleries are your playground and you're fluent in the language of artifacts, then these socks are your perfect match. Made for those who appreciate the strokes of genius that fill museum walls, these "Museum Nerd" socks let you wear your love for culture and knowledge on your feet....
Pair of light grey crew socks with purple cuffs. Design includes 'Proud Gay Dad' text and rainbow hearts.
Proud Gay Dad
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Proud Gay Dad
$15.00
The rainbow has long been a symbol of diversity and pride, and these socks capture that spirit perfectly. Crafted with care for those amazing dads who proudly love other dads, these unisex, one-size-fits-most gym socks are your new go-to for comfort and style. Made in the USA, the gray cotton...
Cream crew socks with orange cuffs and toes.  'Proud Gay Mom' is printed in orange, accented by a rainbow heart border.
Proud Gay Mom
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Proud Gay Mom
$15.00
Love is love, and these socks are here to celebrate it in all its colorful glory. Perfect for the Proud Gay Mom in your life, these gym socks are as vibrant as a rainbow and as cozy as a hug from mom. Made in the USA, these one-size-fits-most socks boast...
Pair of white crew socks with purple and yellow stripes.  Text 'Hush Your Mouth' is displayed on the socks in purple.
Hush Your Mouth
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Hush Your Mouth
$15.00
Wrap your feet in whispers with these cream-colored socks, accented with a hint of purple rebellion. Emblazoned with "Hush Your Mouth" in elegant purple script along the leg, they deliver a silent yet striking command. Perfect for those moments when words are superfluous, these socks are your go-to for maintaining...
Pair of teal blue crew socks with navy and neon yellow stripes.  The socks feature the text 'Buh Bye Doubters' in a bold font.
Buh Bye Doubters
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Buh Bye Doubters
$15.00
Whether you're hitting the pavement, powering through a workout, or ruling the boardroom, these socks are your silent scream of defiance. Doubters? They're merely background noise to your forward march. So, lace up, head out, and let your socks do the talking—your actions have already spoken volumes.
Pair of white crew socks with purple and lime green details. Checkered stripes and 'So Outta Here' text are featured on the socks.
So Outta Here
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
So Outta Here
$15.00
Escape the mundane on the express lane of style with our FINISH LINE collection! These checkered striped socks are your secret weapon against the dull drudgery of everyday footwear. Decked out in white with a splash of green checks crowning the top, they're a clear signal you're miles ahead in...
A pair of grey crew socks with yellow stripes and the text 'I ♥ AGING AND DYING' in yellow and red.
I Heart Aging and Dying
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Aging and Dying
$15.00
These socks aren't just a cozy cover for your feet; they're a cheeky nod to the inevitable. Decked out in a sleek gray with playful red and yellow stripes, these socks sport a bold declaration of 'I Heart Aging and Dying' that's sure to raise eyebrows and start conversations. Perfect...