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    Pair of crew socks in olive green with repeating pattern of cartoon pickles wearing sunglasses and making a hand gesture.
    Dill With It
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $13.00
    Dill With It
    $13.00
    A little absurd, a little proudly specific, these unisex crew socks are built for anyone who appreciates a good snack joke and a louder-than-expected accessory. The allover cucumber-to-pickle riff keeps things playful, with each little character wearing shades and carrying the kind of attitude that makes an ordinary outfit feel...
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    Hot Dam
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $13.00
    Hot Dam
    $13.00
    Look at these socks. Not only are they great to wear with their fun beaver design and soft fabric, but they're also perfect for your next work meeting when you want to show your coworkers you mean business (literally). Get it? Hot Dam? Ok maybe not, but these socks are...
    3
    Pair of navy blue crew socks with white stars and a graphic of a goat wearing sunglasses. Text 'G.O.A.T.' is displayed below the goat.
    The G.O.A.T.
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $13.00
    The G.O.A.T.
    $13.00
    The G.O.A.T. crew socks bring a little self-aware swagger to a daily staple. A confident goat in sunglasses takes center stage, while the scattered star pattern keeps the look playful instead of too serious. It has just enough cheek to make people look twice, which is exactly what novelty socks...
    4
    Pair of pink crew socks with a blue 'Cats Don't Give A Fuck' slogan. Features white and blue stripes at the top and bottom.
    Cats Don't Give A Fuck Gym
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $15.00
    Cats Don't Give A Fuck Gym
    $15.00
    Cats have a reputation for independence, and these unisex crew socks wear that attitude on their sleeve, or rather right up the calf. The bold lettering says exactly what many cat lovers have already learned: affection is optional, approval is rare, and the furniture is still theirs. With a playful...
    5
    A pair of men's gray crew socks with black cuffs. Features an orange fox face and the text 'Zero Fox Given'.
    Zero Fox Given XL
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $15.00
    Zero Fox Given XL
    $15.00
    Some socks say it with charm; these men’s crew socks say it with a fixed stare and a fox that has absolutely run out of patience. The graphic lands right in the middle of playful and pointed, which makes the whole pair feel like a wink with teeth. Built for...
    6
    Pair of crew socks, blue with repeating pattern of green dancing pickles wearing sunglasses.
    Kind of a Big Dill
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $16.00
    Kind of a Big Dill
    $16.00
    Some socks quietly blend in. These men’s crew socks make a point of showing up with a grin, a pair of shades, and the confidence of a pickle that knows it belongs at the center of attention. The repeating pickle character gives the design a playful, offbeat charm without feeling...
    7
    Pair of teal crew socks. One sock shows a brown mohawked donkey with 'BAD ASS' written above it.
    A Real Bad Ass
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $16.00
    A Real Bad Ass
    $16.00
    These men's crew socks bring a blunt sense of humor to the everyday. A determined donkey and the bold phrase above it set the tone right away, making these a pair for anyone who appreciates a joke that lands fast and doesn't ask permission. The design has the kind of...
    8
    Pair of teal crew socks with a design of a bear drinking coffee. Red and orange accents and small teal dots are also featured.
    Bearly Awake
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $16.00
    Bearly Awake
    $16.00
    Bearly Awake brings a little cabin humor to a pair of men's crew socks. One sock tells the whole story with a bear, a steaming mug, and that wonderfully honest look of someone who would rather be back under a blanket. The other keeps things quieter with a neat allover...
    9
    Pair of crew socks in blue featuring dancing mushroom illustrations and rain drop details. Made from bamboo.
    Fungi Fun Guy Bamboo
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $15.00
    Fungi Fun Guy Bamboo
    $15.00
    A forest full of personality meets a clean crew-sock silhouette in these men’s bamboo socks. Tiny mushrooms wander across the fabric like they have somewhere interesting to be, turning an ordinary pair into something a little more curious, a little more playful, and easy to enjoy at a glance. The...
    10
    Pair of teal crew socks with a repeating pattern of cats wearing sunglasses. The cats are white, black, orange, and calico.
    Cool Cat
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $12.00
    Cool Cat
    $12.00
    A crew pair for men who appreciate a little attitude with their everyday wear, these Cool Cat socks bring a parade of sunglasses-clad feline faces to the party. Each cat has its own look, from fluffy white faces to bold tabby patches, giving the pattern a playful rhythm that feels...
    A pair of black crew socks with a repeating pattern of monkeys wearing brown suits and red ties. Small red lips are also part of the design.
    Monkey Biz
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $14.00
    Monkey Biz
    $14.00
    These men's crew socks bring a clever, slightly unruly twist to a polished look. The pattern centers on a suited-up monkey, giving the whole pair a tidy-from-a-distance, wink-at-you-up-close feel. It is the kind of design that reads professional at first glance and then lands with a grin once someone notices...
    Blue crew socks with repeating red and white cans labeled 'WHOOP ASS' and a yellow burst, on a bent metal design.
    Can of Whoop Ass
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $14.00
    Can of Whoop Ass
    $14.00
    For the man who appreciates a joke with a little bite, these men's crew socks bring a loud, old-school kind of humor to everyday dressing. The repeating can graphic gives them a playful, almost comic-book feel, while the bold lettering keeps the joke front and center. They have the kind...
    Pair of crew socks, blue with brown alpaca illustrations. One sock says 'Vacay you say?' and the other says 'Alpaca My Bags'.
    Alpaca My Bags
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $14.00
    Alpaca My Bags
    $14.00
    Men’s crew socks with a cheeky alpaca twist bring a little road-trip humor to an everyday essential. One side asks, “Vacay you say?” while the other spells out the punchline, with an upside-down alpaca making the whole thing feel delightfully unbothered. The design has that smart, easygoing feel that works...
    Pair of grey crew socks with an orange heel and toe. Features a graphic of a beer glass with a smiling face and the text 'I'm a Hopeless Hoptimist'.
    I'm a Hopeless Hoptimist
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $14.00
    I'm a Hopeless Hoptimist
    $14.00
    A little self-aware, a little playful, and entirely ready for a casual Friday, these men’s crew socks bring a barroom wink to everyday dressing. The design centers on a frothy pint with the phrase “I’m a hopeless hoptimist,” which gives the pair a laid-back sense of humor without trying too...
    Two crew socks; one navy blue with golf clubs and text, one green with a repeating golf ball pattern.
    Golf Ball Repeat 2 Pack
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $26.00
    Golf Ball Repeat 2 Pack
    $26.00
    For the golfer who keeps score, collects clubs, and has opinions about every course, these men's crew socks bring the whole mood together. One pair is covered in repeating golf balls for a clean, classic look with a playful edge. The other leans into the joke with a bold graphic...
    Pair of gray crew socks with a pixelated Nutcracker design and the text 'What's Crackin?' in red. Dark gray heel and toe.
    Nutcracker
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $14.00
    Nutcracker
    $14.00
    A classic holiday figure gets a dry sense of humor in these men's crew socks. The nutcracker stands tall and formal, but the real personality comes from the embroidered-style detail and the cheeky line below it, a small bit of winter wit that feels equal parts festive and slightly mischievous....
    Pair of crew socks, dark grey with orange and white 'It's Leg Day' text and chicken leg illustrations repeating across the fabric.
    It's Leg Day
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $13.00
    It's Leg Day
    $13.00
    For the person who knows exactly what the day calls for, these unisex crew socks bring a little gym humor to the everyday routine. The repeating "It's Leg Day" message and fried chicken drumsticks make the joke clear at a glance, with a design that feels playful without trying too...
    Grey crew socks with a pink flamingo design. Text reads: 'Don't Flock With Me Today'. Fun and quirky!
    Don't Flock With Me Today
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $14.00
    Don't Flock With Me Today
    $14.00
    Some mornings call for a little distance, and these men's crew socks say it plainly. A bright pink flamingo stretches across the leg with the blunt message, "Don't Flock With Me Today," turning a casual accessory into a very readable mood. The graphic lands with just enough wit to make...
    Pair of red and black crew socks. Design features a marijuana Christmas tree and the words Merry Juana. White marijuana leaves on the red bottom.
    Merry Juana Non-Skid Slipper
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $14.00
    Merry Juana Non-Skid Slipper
    $14.00
    For the man who likes his holiday wear with a wink, these men's crew socks bring a bold, festive message to the season. The design pairs a Christmas tree shaped from cannabis leaves with the cheeky phrase Merry Juana, creating a look that feels equal parts seasonal and unapologetically playful....
    Green crew socks with a retro image of a man holding money and the text 'You can count on me!' Dollar signs are printed all over.
    Accountant
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $11.00
    Accountant
    $11.00
    A pair of men's crew socks for the accountant who can spot a spreadsheet error from across the room. Covered in dollar signs and a retro-style accountant graphic, these socks have the kind of dry humor that lands best with people who actually understand what a balance sheet is doing....
    A pair of coral crew socks with a teal cuff. The socks feature a black and white hypnotic bicycle design and the words 'Cycle Therapy' and 'Committed'.
    Cycle Therapy
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $13.00
    Cycle Therapy
    $13.00
    These men's crew socks bring a graphic, conversation-starting look to an everyday essential. The bicycle motif is bold and a little trippy, with spinning wheel artwork and the word “Committed” setting the tone for anyone who likes their accessories with a sense of humor and a bit of personality. Teal...
    Pair of black crew socks with yellow accents. A yellow caution sign with 'WORK IN PROGRESS' and a construction worker graphic is featured on each sock.
    Work In Progress
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $14.00
    Work In Progress
    $14.00
    These men’s crew socks bring a little jobsite attitude to the everyday routine. The bold construction-style graphic says exactly what it means without trying too hard, with a clean, industrial look that feels direct, practical, and a little tongue-in-cheek. They have the kind of visual punch that works just as...
    A pair of crew socks in dark gray with a pattern of colorful vintage camper vans and the words 'Get Lost'.
    Get Lost
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $14.00
    Get Lost
    $14.00
    For the guy who’d rather follow the coast, take the long way, or miss a turn and call it part of the plan, these men’s crew socks bring a little wanderlust to everyday dressing. The repeating van pattern feels straight out of a vintage road atlas, with colorful vehicles rolling...
    Pair of crew socks; green and red with sloths hanging from candy canes; whimsical Christmas design.
    Merry Slothmas
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $14.00
    Merry Slothmas
    $14.00
    Holiday dressing gets a little more amusing with these men's crew socks, where a laid-back sloth makes its way through a field of candy canes and seasonal cheer. The playful pattern keeps things light without feeling overdone, and the classic crew height gives these socks an easy everyday fit for...
    A pair of crew socks in blue, orange, and green. The socks are decorated with a pattern of roosters, hens, and chicks.
    Rooster
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $11.00
    Rooster
    $11.00
    Roosters do not believe in subtlety, and these men's crew socks follow their lead. With a parade of hens, chicks, and proud roosters strutting across the fabric, the pattern brings a bit of farmyard personality to an everyday staple. The look is playful without being precious, with enough detail to...
    Pair of blue crew socks with a fun design. Each sock shows a beet wearing headphones and the text 'Turn up the Beet'.
    Turn Up The Beet
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $14.00
    Turn Up The Beet
    $14.00
    Turn Up The Beet brings a clever little wink to a pair of men's crew socks. A beet wearing headphones makes the whole idea feel equal parts garden plot and basement mixtape, which is exactly the sort of detail that gets noticed. The graphic lands cleanly on the leg, so...
    Pair of periwinkle blue crew socks with a brown golf bag and clubs graphic and 'Swingers Club' text.
    Swingers Club
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $14.00
    Swingers Club
    $14.00
    For the golfer who likes a little mischief with his wardrobe, these men's crew socks bring a cheeky clubhouse twist to an everyday essential. The pattern centers on a golf bag graphic with the words Swingers Club front and center, giving the design a playful wink without trying too hard....
    Pair of burgundy crew socks with a whimsical illustration of a glass of mulled wine and the text 'I need to mull it over'.
    I Need to Mull it Over
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $14.00
    I Need to Mull it Over
    $14.00
    Some socks announce a mood before you say a word, and these men's crew socks do it with a dry, comfortable sort of charm. The phrase "I need to mull it over" sits above a steaming mug, giving the whole pair the feel of a quiet pause, a coffee break,...
    Black crew socks with an Old Fashioned cocktail graphic and 'Call Me Old Fashioned' text. Red, gold, and yellow details on a black background.
    Call Me Old Fashioned
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $16.00
    Call Me Old Fashioned
    $16.00
    For the man who knows a proper drink deserves a proper moment, these men's crew socks bring old-school bar charm to everyday dressing. The design centers on a neatly rendered old fashioned glass, complete with garnish and a little flourish of decorative detail, while the rest of the socks are...
    A pair of crew socks with a teal background. The socks feature a graphic of a large fish jumping out of the water with the text 'Size Matters!' Small fish are also printed on the socks.
    Size Matters
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $11.00
    Size Matters
    $11.00
    For the man who likes his wardrobe with a little bite, these men's crew socks bring a fishing-lure kind of attitude to everyday wear. The design centers on a largemouth bass in full mid-air drama, with bold artwork that makes the whole pair feel like a playful nod to lake...
    Pair of rainbow striped crew socks with 'Engayged!' text. Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple stripes. Green heels and toes.
    Engayged
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $14.00
    Engayged
    $14.00
    These men's crew socks bring the message front and center with bright rainbow striping and a clear, cheeky declaration at the calf. The design has the feel of a celebration you can wear to dinner, the office, or the engagement party where everyone is pretending not to stare at your...
    Pair of teal crew socks with a retro camper van, mushrooms, and the text 'Take a Trip'. Yellow and green stripes at the cuff.
    Take A Trip
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $16.00
    Take A Trip
    $16.00
    Take A Trip brings a playful roadside scene to a pair of men's crew socks, with a little vintage camper rolling through a scatter of mushrooms. The design has the feel of a quirky field guide from somewhere off the map, the kind of pair that rewards a second glance...
    Crew socks in olive green with acorns and a squirrel design. The text 'Let's Get Nuts' is featured on the sock.
    Let's Get Nuts
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $16.00
    Let's Get Nuts
    $16.00
    These men's crew socks bring a little forest-floor humor to an otherwise ordinary day. A squirrel, scattered acorns, and the playful “Let’s Get Nuts” message give the pair a cheeky personality without trying too hard. The design feels nostalgic and a little mischievous, like something you’d notice, grin at, and...
    Crew sock featuring a coastal fishing pier over dark blue water with a lobster shack, a red fishing boat, and floating buoys.
    Pier Pressure
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $14.00
    Pier Pressure
    $14.00
    These men's crew socks turn a seaside day into something you can wear from breakfast to the last errand of the afternoon. The design has the feel of a busy pier, with boats, dock details, and a shoreline scene that gives the whole pair a playful, coastal story. They look...
    Blue and grey crew socks with beige heels. Features MEOWDY text and an orange cat wearing a cowboy hat and red bandana.
    Meowdy
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $14.00
    Meowdy
    $14.00
    Meowdy brings a playful western nod to a classic men's crew sock. With a cowboy-cat front and center, the design has the easy confidence of a small-town greeting and just enough humor to make people look twice. The tall crew length gives the artwork room to breathe, while the contrast...
    Crew socks with a tan leg and navy foot. A grey middle band shows a brown dachshund in a cowboy hat with the word HOWDY.
    Howdy
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $14.00
    Howdy
    $14.00
    The Howdy crew socks bring a clean dose of western charm without going full costume. A friendly dachshund in a cowboy hat gives the design its personality, while the bold “HOWDY” graphic keeps the look direct and a little cheeky. For men who like their accessories to say something, these...
    Pair of green crew socks featuring a pattern of pink pigs wearing white karate uniforms and red belts in martial arts poses.
    Pork Chops
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $16.00
    Pork Chops
    $16.00
    These men's crew socks bring a full dojo scene to the floor, with little pigs in white gis kicking, blocking, and striking their way across the fabric. The pattern has a playful rhythm to it, the kind that makes you look twice and then grin. It is a silly idea...
    Pair of royal blue crew socks with cream cuffs, heels, toes. Features 'Serve Hot' and 'Hot Mess' text with cups and broken Greek vases.
    Serve Hot, Hot Mess
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $14.00
    Serve Hot, Hot Mess
    $14.00
    For the man who appreciates a proper cup of tea and a little self-aware chaos, these men's crew socks keep the mood sharp and playful. The bold repeating teacup motif and the cheeky “Serve Hot, Hot Mess” message give the design the feel of a breakfast table that has clearly...
    Pair of orange crew socks with blue cuffs, heels, and toes, featuring cartoon "Studmuffin" characters in various strong poses.
    Studmuffin
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $12.00
    Studmuffin
    $12.00
    The Studmuffin crew socks bring a cheeky sense of confidence to an everyday staple. With a cupcake character front and center, playful lettering, and a simple men’s crew fit, these socks lean into the joke without making a fuss about it. They have the kind of design that earns a...
    Pair of brown crew socks with light blue cuffs and toes. They feature donkeys and the text "NEVER HALF-ASS ANYTHING".
    Always Use Your Whole Ass
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $12.00
    Always Use Your Whole Ass
    $12.00
    These men’s crew socks bring a straight-faced sports joke to everyday wear. The design leans into the old football sideline pep talk, with donkeys, bold lettering, and a little absurdity stitched in for good measure. They have the feel of a locker room message that got printed on socks instead...
    Pair of black crew socks with white chicken and rooster silhouettes. One sock displays "ZERO CLUCKS GIVEN" text.
    Zero Clucks Given
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $12.00
    Zero Clucks Given
    $12.00
    For the man who’s done explaining himself, these men's crew socks keep things blunt in the best possible way. A spread of white chickens pecks across the fabric, while the bold "Zero Clucks Given" message lands with just the right amount of dry humor. The result is equal parts country...
    Pair of mustard yellow crew socks with off-white cuffs, heels, and toes, featuring a clothesline pattern with various small socks and the phrase 'THESE ARE MY ONLY CLEAN SOCKS'.
    These Are My Only Clean Socks
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $12.00
    These Are My Only Clean Socks
    $12.00
    Men’s crew socks that tell the truth with a straight face. The message on these socks is blunt, funny, and very relatable: sometimes the clean pair is the one you found at the bottom of the drawer. Scattered laundry-line socks add a little visual chaos, making the whole design feel...
    Navy crew socks with brown snails on blue trails, neon snailed it text, and rust orange striped cuffs and toes.
    Snailed It
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $14.00
    Snailed It
    $14.00
    Snails rarely get the spotlight, which is exactly why these men's crew socks make such a memorable case for them. The design repeats the little shell-carrying crawlers across the leg and foot, with a cheeky "snailed it" detail that keeps the whole thing from taking itself too seriously. The result...
    Black crew socks featuring a pattern of frothy beer mugs, brown bottles, yellow bottles, and silver IPA beer cans.
    Ale Yeah!
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $16.00
    Ale Yeah!
    $16.00
    For the man who knows the best stories are often told over a pint, these crew socks bring the barroom home in the most wearable way. Bottles, cans, and frothy mugs repeat across the design like a favorite round of drinks, giving the pair a laid-back, easygoing look with just...
    Pair of crew socks in rust orange with yellow cuffs, heels, and toes. Features scattered yellow, teal, and blue flowers. One sock reads 'FUN FACT... I DON'T CARE' in blue and teal text.
    Fun Fact I Don't Care
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $12.00
    Fun Fact I Don't Care
    $12.00
    These men's crew socks keep the mood dry and the look playful. A straightforward phrase takes center stage, while scattered flowers add a retro, slightly offbeat charm that keeps the joke from feeling too sharp. The result is equal parts casual attitude and old-school pattern, the kind of design that...
    Black crew socks showing a pattern of pretzels, popcorn, snack bags, and red text reading lookin like a snack.
    Lookin' Like A Snack
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $14.00
    Lookin' Like A Snack
    $14.00
    Men's crew socks with a playful grocery-store sense of humor, these bring together pretzels, chips, and snack-time swagger in one easy pair. The pattern feels like a nod to everyone who knows a good snack is a serious matter, with bold lettering and scattered treats that keep the look lively...
    Black socks with retro controllers, colorful cords, bright buttons, and blue 'CONTROL ISSUES' text on the calf.
    Control Issues
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $14.00
    Control Issues
    $14.00
    These men's crew socks keep the mood light and the message unmistakable. A repeating scatter of game controllers and the blunt little phrase “Control Issues” makes them feel equal parts playful and self-aware, like a joke that lands before the conversation even starts. The design has the easy confidence of...
    Black bamboo crew sock covered in classic clown faces, floating red balloons, small yellow stars, and solid dark trim.
    Clowning Around Bamboo
    Crew SocksSockologie
    $15.00
    Clowning Around Bamboo
    $15.00
    Men's crew socks with a little circus attitude, these bamboo socks bring a crowd of clown faces, balloons, and tiny starbursts to the everyday rotation. The allover pattern has a playful, almost vintage fairground feel, the kind that makes even a plain outfit look like it has a story to...