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Crew Socks

Crew socks are the Goldilocks of sock lengths—not too tall, not too short, just right for basically everything. Our novelty crew collection combines that perfect fit with designs bold enough to be spotted above sneakers and casual enough to work with literally any shoe choice.
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Pair of gray crew socks with a light blue heel and toe.  A small mountain scene and 'I'd Hike That' are embroidered on the socks.
I'd Hike That
Crew Socks
$8.00
I'd Hike That
$8.00
For the person who’d rather spend a weekend on a trail than in a parking lot, these women’s crew socks bring a little mountain humor to everyday dressing. A snowy peak and pines sit above the bold “I’d Hike That” message, giving the whole pair a laid-back, outdoorsy feel without...
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Pair of crew socks, navy blue and light grey, featuring a fishing-themed design with fish illustrations and the text 'Keeping it Reel'.
Keeping it Reel
Crew Socks
$14.00
Keeping it Reel
$14.00
For the man who can talk bait, tackle, and weather without missing a beat, these crew socks bring a little fishing-trip personality to the everyday. The design pairs a calm, classic look with a playful nod to time on the water, featuring fishing-inspired details and a tidy, easygoing layout that...
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A pair of teal crew socks with a fun pattern of cats wearing sunglasses. The cats are in various colors and styles.
Cool Cat
Crew Socks
$11.00
Cool Cat
$11.00
A row of cool cats covers these women's crew socks with the kind of confidence that comes from never needing to try too hard. Each face has its own look, from round sunglasses to sharp little expressions, so the pattern feels playful without turning chaotic. It is the sort of...
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Pair of women's crew socks in pink and light blue; popcorn pattern and 'Ready to Pop' text.
Ready to Pop
Crew Socks
$8.00
Ready to Pop
$8.00
Popcorn has a way of turning an ordinary moment into a small event, and these women’s crew socks borrow that same charm. Covered in tiny kernels and finished with a cheerful “Ready to POP” message, they bring a playful nod to movie nights, baby showers, surprise announcements, and anyone who...
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A pair of crew socks in grey with red mushroom designs and the text 'Shii-Take Happens'. Red cuffs.
Shii-take
Crew Socks
$12.00
Shii-take
$12.00
Mushrooms have a way of turning a plain patch of ground into something worth noticing, and these women's crew socks bring that same idea to your outfit. With red mushroom caps, fine green grass details, and a cheeky shii-take message right on the sock, they feel playful without trying too...
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Crew socks in olive green with acorns and a squirrel design.  The text 'Let's Get Nuts' is featured on the sock.
Let's Get Nuts
Crew Socks
$16.00
Let's Get Nuts
$16.00
These men's crew socks bring a little forest-floor humor to an otherwise ordinary day. A squirrel, scattered acorns, and the playful “Let’s Get Nuts” message give the pair a cheeky personality without trying too hard. The design feels nostalgic and a little mischievous, like something you’d notice, grin at, and...
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Crew socks in bright blue with a whimsical design of black and white cows and gray manatees swimming amongst orange fish.
Sea Cows
Crew Socks
$12.00
Sea Cows
$12.00
A crew pair of women’s socks that takes a familiar farm scene and sends it beneath the surface, where cows drift among sea creatures with a completely straight face. The result is playful, a little surreal, and easy to read at a glance: classic cow spots, gentle manatees, and tiny...
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Dark blue crew socks with a repeating pattern of deviled eggs featuring yellow faces, red devil horns, tails and pitchforks.
Deviled Eggs
Crew Socks
$16.00
Deviled Eggs
$16.00
Men’s crew socks with a mischievous streak, these Deviled Eggs socks turn a classic snack into a rowdy little character study. Each egg shows up with tiny horns, a sharp expression, and just enough attitude to make the pattern feel playful instead of precious. The result is a pair of...
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Pair of green crew socks featuring a pattern of pink pigs wearing white karate uniforms and red belts in martial arts poses.
Pork Chops
Crew Socks
$16.00
Pork Chops
$16.00
These men's crew socks bring a full dojo scene to the floor, with little pigs in white gis kicking, blocking, and striking their way across the fabric. The pattern has a playful rhythm to it, the kind that makes you look twice and then grin. It is a silly idea...
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Black crew socks featuring a pattern of frothy beer mugs, brown bottles, yellow bottles, and silver IPA beer cans.
Ale Yeah!
Crew Socks
$16.00
Ale Yeah!
$16.00
For the man who knows the best stories are often told over a pint, these crew socks bring the barroom home in the most wearable way. Bottles, cans, and frothy mugs repeat across the design like a favorite round of drinks, giving the pair a laid-back, easygoing look with just...
Navy blue crew socks featuring a light blue bird, a white golf ball on a yellow tee, and a Talk Birdie To Me speech bubble.
Talk Birdie To Me
Crew Socks
$14.00
Talk Birdie To Me
$14.00
A clean crew pair for men who know their way around a tee box and don’t mind a little commentary. Talk Birdie To Me brings golf humor front and center with a small blue bird, a golf ball, and just enough cheek to make the joke land without overplaying it....
Navy blue crew socks with gray heel and toe, featuring a yellow rubber duck, blue water ripples, and orange text WHAT the.
What The Duck
Crew Socks
$14.00
What The Duck
$14.00
These men's crew socks bring a little bath-time mischief to an everyday staple. A bright duck floats front and center, paired with a blunt, comic line that feels equal parts puzzled and amused. The design keeps things simple and memorable, which is exactly why it works so well. It has...
Crew socks with a tan leg and navy foot. A grey middle band shows a brown dachshund in a cowboy hat with the word HOWDY.
Howdy
Crew Socks
$14.00
Howdy
$14.00
The Howdy crew socks bring a clean dose of western charm without going full costume. A friendly dachshund in a cowboy hat gives the design its personality, while the bold “HOWDY” graphic keeps the look direct and a little cheeky. For men who like their accessories to say something, these...
Blue and grey crew socks with beige heels. Features MEOWDY text and an orange cat wearing a cowboy hat and red bandana.
Meowdy
Crew Socks
$14.00
Meowdy
$14.00
Meowdy brings a playful western nod to a classic men's crew sock. With a cowboy-cat front and center, the design has the easy confidence of a small-town greeting and just enough humor to make people look twice. The tall crew length gives the artwork room to breathe, while the contrast...
Black socks with retro controllers, colorful cords, bright buttons, and blue 'CONTROL ISSUES' text on the calf.
Control Issues
Crew Socks
$14.00
Control Issues
$14.00
These men's crew socks keep the mood light and the message unmistakable. A repeating scatter of game controllers and the blunt little phrase “Control Issues” makes them feel equal parts playful and self-aware, like a joke that lands before the conversation even starts. The design has the easy confidence of...
Black crew socks showing a pattern of pretzels, popcorn, snack bags, and red text reading lookin like a snack.
Lookin' Like A Snack
Crew Socks
$14.00
Lookin' Like A Snack
$14.00
Men's crew socks with a playful grocery-store sense of humor, these bring together pretzels, chips, and snack-time swagger in one easy pair. The pattern feels like a nod to everyone who knows a good snack is a serious matter, with bold lettering and scattered treats that keep the look lively...
Green crew socks with lime Who's your Caddy text, a red golf cart graphic, and a golf hole with a red flag near the toe.
Who's Your Caddy
Crew Socks
$14.00
Who's Your Caddy
$14.00
Golf gets a little lighter with these men's crew socks, built for anyone who likes their wardrobe with a side of clubhouse humor. The design leans into the familiar world of the course with a tidy, playful scene that brings carts, flags, and a knowing line of text together in...
Grey socks with blue accents showing black 'WHAT the' text above a yellow rubber duck in water ripples.
What The Duck
Crew Socks
$10.00
What The Duck
$10.00
These women’s crew socks keep things light, bright, and just a little cheeky. A cheerful duck drifts across the front with the kind of expression that makes the whole design feel like a joke told in passing, while the bold wording gives the pattern its playful punch. The look is...
Heathered gray and cream crew socks featuring the word MEOWDY, pink heels and toes, and an orange cat wearing a cowboy hat.
Meowdy
Crew Socks
$10.00
Meowdy
$10.00
These women's crew socks bring together two things that rarely need much convincing: cats and cowboy style. A cheerful little feline in a hat and bandana sits front and center, giving the pair a playful, ranch-ready look that feels equal parts cute and slightly ridiculous in the best way. The...
Howdy socks: tan, grey, and navy blue with a charming dachshund wearing a cowboy hat and red bandana.
Howdy
Crew Socks
$10.00
Howdy
$10.00
Warm, friendly, and ready to wander from the ranch to the coffee shop, these women's crew socks bring a playful western touch to an easy everyday layer. The bold HOWDY lettering and cowboy-dog graphic give them instant personality, while the classic crew height makes them easy to wear with boots,...
Navy blue crew socks with a pattern of pretzels and chip bags alongside bold red text reading lookin like a Snack.
Lookin' Like A Snack
Crew Socks
$10.00
Lookin' Like A Snack
$10.00
Some socks know how to make a point without raising their voice, and these women's crew socks do it with a wink. Covered in pretzels, chips, and snack-time lettering, they bring a playful pantry mood to an everyday staple. The mix of bold graphics and all-over details keeps the design...
Bright blue and orange crew socks showing a woman in a pink bikini and white hat wading in the water below a setting sun.
Sun of a Beach
Crew Socks
$10.00
Sun of a Beach
$10.00
These women’s crew socks bring a bright stretch of shoreline to everyday dressing, with a playful sunset scene that feels equal parts carefree and pointed. The design has that summer-at-the-water’s-edge look, where the horizon glows, the waves roll in, and the whole thing gets a little cheekier the longer you...
Navy blue golf socks featuring white text Swing Swear Repeat above four colorful golfer silhouettes and matching stripes.
Swing Swear Repeat
Crew Socks
$14.00
Swing Swear Repeat
$14.00
These men’s crew socks bring a little course humor to everyday dressing, with a bold golf graphic that keeps things playful without trying too hard. The repeated slogan and clustered golfer silhouettes give them the look of a clubhouse inside joke, the kind that lands fast with anyone who knows...
Navy socks showing May the Course Be With You text, crossed clubs, a green heel, and a white golf ball in the grass.
Course
Crew Socks
$14.00
Course
$14.00
For the golfer who likes a little mischief with his midweek wardrobe, these men's crew socks bring a playful twist to the fairway. The bold lettering stretches across the legs like a half-whispered joke, while the green and striped foot keeps the look grounded in classic course style. They have...
Black crew socks with detailed snails, grey trails, bright pink text, and dark red cuffs.
Snailed It
Crew Socks
$10.00
Snailed It
$10.00
The Snailed It women's crew socks bring a little absurd charm to an everyday staple. With marching snails, playful lettering, and a bold contrast of stripes and detail, they have that pleasantly weird quality that makes people look twice and smile. The design is cheeky without trying too hard, which...
Navy crew socks with brown snails on blue trails, neon snailed it text, and rust orange striped cuffs and toes.
Snailed It
Crew Socks
$14.00
Snailed It
$14.00
Snails rarely get the spotlight, which is exactly why these men's crew socks make such a memorable case for them. The design repeats the little shell-carrying crawlers across the leg and foot, with a cheeky "snailed it" detail that keeps the whole thing from taking itself too seriously. The result...
Light blue sock featuring navy boats, red life rings, and the text You're only YOUNG once That ship has sailed.
That Ship Has Sailed
Crew Socks
$11.00
That Ship Has Sailed
$11.00
For the woman who can laugh at a missed chance, these crew socks bring a little maritime mischief to the day. Covered in small ships, lifesaver rings, and the wry line “You’re only YOUNG once! (That ship has sailed.)” they land somewhere between cheerful and cheeky. The result is a...
Black bamboo crew sock covered in classic clown faces, floating red balloons, small yellow stars, and solid dark trim.
Clowning Around Bamboo
Crew Socks
$15.00
Clowning Around Bamboo
$15.00
Men's crew socks with a little circus attitude, these bamboo socks bring a crowd of clown faces, balloons, and tiny starbursts to the everyday rotation. The allover pattern has a playful, almost vintage fairground feel, the kind that makes even a plain outfit look like it has a story to...
Crew sock featuring a coastal fishing pier over dark blue water with a lobster shack, a red fishing boat, and floating buoys.
Pier Pressure
Crew Socks
$14.00
Pier Pressure
$14.00
These men's crew socks turn a seaside day into something you can wear from breakfast to the last errand of the afternoon. The design has the feel of a busy pier, with boats, dock details, and a shoreline scene that gives the whole pair a playful, coastal story. They look...
A pair of crew socks in blue and red. The socks feature a whimsical design of gnomes, mushrooms, and the phrase 'Hangin' with my gnomies'.
Hangin' With My Gnomies
Crew Socks
$11.00
Hangin' With My Gnomies
$11.00
These women's crew socks bring a playful forest scene to everyday dressing, with cheerful gnomes, tiny mushrooms, and just enough mischief to make the whole thing feel alive. The artwork has that storybook look that makes you do a second glance, especially when the gnomes start showing off their oversized...
Pair of crew socks; light blue background, teal accents; features design of book-reading worms and stacks of books.
Bookworm
Crew Socks
$12.00
Bookworm
$12.00
For the person who always has a book nearby, these women’s crew socks bring a little library charm to the day. Tiny worms perched on stacks of books and peeking out between spines make the pattern feel playful without losing its polished, wearable edge. The look is cheerful, smart, and...
Pair of mustard yellow crew socks with off-white cuffs, heels, and toes, featuring a clothesline pattern with various small socks and the phrase 'THESE ARE MY ONLY CLEAN SOCKS'.
These Are My Only Clean Socks
Crew Socks
$12.00
These Are My Only Clean Socks
$12.00
Men’s crew socks that tell the truth with a straight face. The message on these socks is blunt, funny, and very relatable: sometimes the clean pair is the one you found at the bottom of the drawer. Scattered laundry-line socks add a little visual chaos, making the whole design feel...
Pair of crew socks in rust orange with yellow cuffs, heels, and toes. Features scattered yellow, teal, and blue flowers. One sock reads 'FUN FACT... I DON'T CARE' in blue and teal text.
Fun Fact I Don't Care
Crew Socks
$12.00
Fun Fact I Don't Care
$12.00
These men's crew socks keep the mood dry and the look playful. A straightforward phrase takes center stage, while scattered flowers add a retro, slightly offbeat charm that keeps the joke from feeling too sharp. The result is equal parts casual attitude and old-school pattern, the kind of design that...
Pair of black crew socks with white chicken and rooster silhouettes. One sock displays "ZERO CLUCKS GIVEN" text.
Zero Clucks Given
Crew Socks
$12.00
Zero Clucks Given
$12.00
For the man who’s done explaining himself, these men's crew socks keep things blunt in the best possible way. A spread of white chickens pecks across the fabric, while the bold "Zero Clucks Given" message lands with just the right amount of dry humor. The result is equal parts country...
Two black crew socks with white chicken illustrations and "Fluent In Fowl Language" text, laid flat against a white background.
Fluent In Fowl Language
Crew Socks
$12.00
Fluent In Fowl Language
$12.00
For men who appreciate a little barnyard wit with their everyday wardrobe, these crew socks bring a flock of charm to the conversation. The playful chicken-and-chick pattern keeps things lively, while the bold “Fluent in Fowl Language” message adds a dry, knowing joke that lands without trying too hard. It’s...
Pair of crew socks with black and white cow print, pink cuffs, heels, and toes. One sock reads "NOT IN THE MOOOOD!".
Not In The Mooood
Crew Socks
$12.00
Not In The Mooood
$12.00
Some days call for a full mood, and some days call for a little distance from everyone else's. These women's crew socks bring a playful barnyard twist with bold cow print and a deadpan message that says plenty without raising its voice. The black-and-white pattern keeps things graphic, while the...
Pair of brown crew socks with light blue cuffs, heels, and toes. White text reads "SAVING THE WORLD ONE DAD JOKE at a TIME" and "WHERE DO SICK BOATS GO? the DOCK" inside speech bubbles.
Saving The World
Crew Socks
$12.00
Saving The World
$12.00
For the man who treats a groan as a standing ovation, these men’s crew socks bring the dad joke canon front and center. The design is packed with punchlines, from “Saving the world one dad joke at a time” to “Where do sick boats go? The dock,” with a few...
Pair of blue crew socks with yellow accents. Features a ringmaster, text "Ringmaster Of The Shitshow", and circus animals.
Ringmaster Of The Shitshow
Crew Socks
$12.00
Ringmaster Of The Shitshow
$12.00
These men's crew socks turn a familiar state of chaos into a very deliberate costume. With a ringmaster at the center, a striped tent, and a cast of oddball circus details scattered across the pair, they read like the kind of joke that lands best when you know exactly who...
Pair of brown crew socks with light blue cuffs and toes. They feature donkeys and the text "NEVER HALF-ASS ANYTHING".
Always Use Your Whole Ass
Crew Socks
$12.00
Always Use Your Whole Ass
$12.00
These men’s crew socks bring a straight-faced sports joke to everyday wear. The design leans into the old football sideline pep talk, with donkeys, bold lettering, and a little absurdity stitched in for good measure. They have the feel of a locker room message that got printed on socks instead...
Olive green crew socks with dark purple accents. Design features skeleton butterflies in sunglasses and mohawks, plus "ANTI SOCIAL BUTTERFLY" text.
Anti Social Butterfly
Crew Socks
$12.00
Anti Social Butterfly
$12.00
For the woman who prefers a little space and a lot of character, these crew socks turn a simple bird-and-butterfly idea into something far more memorable. The design pairs a bold monarch butterfly with a cool, offbeat figure that gives the whole pair a dry sense of humor, like it...
Pair of orange crew socks with blue cuffs, heels, and toes, featuring cartoon "Studmuffin" characters in various strong poses.
Studmuffin
Crew Socks
$12.00
Studmuffin
$12.00
The Studmuffin crew socks bring a cheeky sense of confidence to an everyday staple. With a cupcake character front and center, playful lettering, and a simple men’s crew fit, these socks lean into the joke without making a fuss about it. They have the kind of design that earns a...
Pair of blush pink crew socks with repeating red rose graphic and white 'Fuck Off' text pattern.
Fuck Off Rose
Crew Socks
$14.00
Fuck Off Rose
$14.00
Soft-looking roses and a blunt little message make these women’s crew socks feel equal parts charming and unruly. The mix is the joke: pretty florals at first glance, then a phrase that lands with just enough bite to keep things interesting. They have the kind of attitude that works in...
Pair of white crew socks. One has yellow and pink grapefruit, the other a yellow "La Queen" soda can. Pink/blue pattern on heel, orange cuffs/toes.
La Queen
Crew Socks
$14.00
La Queen
$14.00
La Queen brings a playful, sunny attitude to a pair of women's crew socks. One sock features a sparkling citrus motif, while the other leans into retro-cool with a colorful can graphic and bold lettering. Together, they feel a little cheeky, a little polished, and very much ready to be...
A pair of crew socks showcasing a green pickle design. The pickles have cartoon faces and the text 'I'm kind of a big dill'.
Kind Of A Big Dill
Crew Socks
$15.00
Kind Of A Big Dill
$15.00
Some socks announce themselves quietly. Others show up with a grin and a jar of attitude. These unisex crew socks lean all the way into the dill joke, with a cheerful pickle face, crisp lettering, and a design that does the talking before you do. They have the kind of...
Pair of crew socks in a retro pattern. Features orange, pink, red, and green squares with cherries, strawberries, mushrooms, and the phrase 'fuck off'.
Fuck Off Retro
Crew Socks
$14.00
Fuck Off Retro
$14.00
This pair of women's crew socks mixes bright retro charm with a message that does the talking for you. The pattern leans into a vintage patchwork feel, with cherries, strawberries, mushrooms, flowers, and handwritten attitude all stitched into one busy, cheerful design. It has the look of something found in...
Pair of teal crew socks with dark blue polka dots. Features a light peach cat face, orange bow, and 'FUCK IT' text.
Fuck It Kitty
Crew Socks
$14.00
Fuck It Kitty
$14.00
These women's crew socks bring a smug little cat, a tidy bow, and a perfectly blunt message together in one loud, lovable pair. The design feels like a greeting card that wandered off the rack and decided to be honest about its feelings. With the cat front and center and...
Pair of royal blue crew socks with cream cuffs, heels, toes. Features 'Serve Hot' and 'Hot Mess' text with cups and broken Greek vases.
Serve Hot, Hot Mess
Crew Socks
$14.00
Serve Hot, Hot Mess
$14.00
For the man who appreciates a proper cup of tea and a little self-aware chaos, these men's crew socks keep the mood sharp and playful. The bold repeating teacup motif and the cheeky “Serve Hot, Hot Mess” message give the design the feel of a breakfast table that has clearly...
Pair of aqua crew socks featuring a repeated pattern of clear glass Topo Chico-style bottles with yellow caps and 'Top Chica' labels.
Top Chica
Crew Socks
$14.00
Top Chica
$14.00
Top Chica socks bring a playful bottle motif to a clean crew silhouette, with a label graphic that feels equal parts retro bar sign and cheeky celebration. The design has a simple, graphic charm that stands out fast, especially on women’s crew socks that are built to be noticed without...