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    Pair of black crew socks with white stripes and 'DADDY' text. Sporty and playful design.
    Daddy Gym
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Daddy Gym
    $14.00
    You can't go wrong with a pair of these black and white Daddy gym socks. Designed for both men and women, these crew length socks feature bold white stripes and the word "DADDY" written in a stylish font. Perfect for hitting the gym or running around town, these socks will...
    2
    Pair of black crew socks with gold and white stripes and the phrase 'Sounds Like Bullshit To Me' printed vertically.
    Sounds Like Bullshit To Me
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Sounds Like Bullshit To Me
    $14.00
    Whoever said socks need to be boring and basic? For those with a taste for footwear that's just a tad bit cheeky, these Sounds Like Bullshit To Me socks will be a hit. Wear them with pride and let the world know you mean business ” or not.
    3
    Pair of pink crew socks with black stripes and 'BUTTS' written across the top. Fun, casual style.
    Butts
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Butts
    $14.00
    Butts In The Dark - Crew Socks: Because nothing says cheeky quite like a pair of socks with butts! These funny socks feature a bold print of pink butts with black stripes near the top and black toes and heels. They're bound to get a few laughs wherever you wear...
    4
    Pair of purple and teal crew socks with the text 'Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are' written vertically.
    Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are
    $14.00
    Be the person your dog thinks you are, even when you're just lounging around. These purple and blue crew socks feature white and blue text that reads "Be the person your dog thinks you are," making them the perfect way to show off your love for your furry friend. The...
    5
    Pair of light teal crew socks with black stripes and repeated expletives printed vertically.
    Dirty Words
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Dirty Words
    $14.00
    Dirty Words, a set of amusing crew-extra-long socks, are here to spice up your sock drawer! Written in black over a pristine white background, these socks read, "Dirty Words." These socks, which are available in a unisex design, are great for both men and women. Wear a pair of these...
    6
    Pair of off-white crew socks with black and orange stripes. Text 'Horny For Thrift Stores' is vertically stacked on the socks.
    Horny For Thrift Stores
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Horny For Thrift Stores
    $14.00
    You're a thrifter, you're unique. Show off your love for thrifting with these "Horny for Thrift Stores" socks. Perfect for men or women, these bright and bold crew socks are sure to turn heads and strike up a conversation. The white socks have the words "Horny for Thrift Stores" written...
    7
    Pair of lavender crew socks with a dark gray 'Owner of the World's Cutest Dog' graphic and white/gray stripes near the cuffs.
    Owner of the World's Cutest Dog
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Owner of the World's Cutest Dog
    $14.00
    We've got socks that'll make you the envy of all dog owners! Our "Owner of the World's Cutest Dog" socks in lavender, proudly proclaim your fur baby's cuteness to the world. These Crew socks are perfect for men and women who want to show off their love for their four-legged...
    8
    Pair of crew socks; one yellow and black pencil-themed, the other white with light blue notebook stripes. Fun and quirky design.
    Pencil & Paper
    Crew SocksCool Socks
    $13.00
    Pencil & Paper
    $13.00
    Take notes kids! It's hip to be square especially when you're rocking these funny novelty pencil and notebook paper socks! Wear these and be the envy of students or coworkers everywhere. With these you'll show them you can school them in just about anything. These pair of mismatched socks feature...
    9
    Pair of green and yellow crew socks with the text 'It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants' in black. Features yellow and green stripes at the cuff.
    It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants
    $14.00
    Put on a pair of these crew socks and let your feet do the talking! The green and yellow stylish socks feature the message 'It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants' in a yellow script that really pops against the green background. Whether you're heading to the garden center or...
    10
    Pair of white crew socks with a vibrant yellow, green, and blue 'F*** YOU' design. Features blue and yellow accents at the heel and toe.
    Fuck You You Fucking Fuck
    Crew SocksCool Socks
    $13.00
    Fuck You You Fucking Fuck
    $13.00
    Step into these socks and declare your sentiments loudly. It's bolder than a bullhorn, more vivid than a siren, and less likely to get the cops called on you. The blue toes and heels add some pop, and the yellow heel tab makes it easy to put them on and...
    Pair of blue and beige crew socks with the text 'Dogs Make The World Better' in a retro stripe design.
    Dogs Make The World Better
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Dogs Make The World Better
    $14.00
    Blue socks with 'Dogs Make The World Better' in a lighter blue. Don't be a bonehead, wear these socks to show dogs love. Blue socks made for men or women to show your love for paws and claws.
    Pair of white crew socks with yellow and lime green stripes. Text reads: 'Cocktails First Questions Later'.
    Cocktails First Questions Later
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Cocktails First Questions Later
    $14.00
    Cocktails First Questions Later Socks: Raise a glass to these boozy beauties! "Cocktails First, Questions Later" socks are the perfect accessory for your next happy hour. These crew socks are made for both men and women and feature white fabric with a black and yellow text design that reads "Cocktails...
    Pair of white crew socks with a repeating red 'Fuck You' print. Bold and slightly edgy.
    Fuck You Bag
    Crew SocksCool Socks
    $13.00
    Fuck You Bag
    $13.00
    Introducing the Fuck You Bag Socks, featuring a bold red text pattern of "Fuck You" on a white background. These unisex crew socks are perfect for those who like to add a touch of humor to their wardrobe. Whether you're wearing them to work, school, or just hanging out at...
    Pair of lavender crew socks with a pastel rainbow, unicorn, and 'Bad Ass' text.
    Bad Ass Magic
    Crew SocksSock It to Me
    $15.00
    Bad Ass Magic
    $15.00
    Where myth meets comfort, these stylish threads are adorned with a valiant unicorn posed gallantly before a radiant rainbow. Perfect for both lords and ladies, these socks aren't just a splash of color—they're a declaration of daring. Slip into a pair and let the world know: here walks a creature...
    Pair of green crew socks with a red heart and 'I love pickles' graphic. Features thin gold and white stripes at the cuff and off-white heel and toe.
    I Heart Pickles
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    I Heart Pickles
    $14.00
    Love those pickles! These I Heart Pickles socks give you a dilly of a good time. Topped with bright green with white accents and featuring a fresh red heart with 'I Heart Pickles' written above, you'll never dill-iver these socks. Show your love for this crunchy snack and pickle lovers...
    Pair of black crew socks with an orange 'Sorry Go Fuck Yourself' message. Bold lettering in a boxed design.
    Sorry Go Fuck Yourself
    Crew SocksCool Socks
    $13.00
    Sorry Go Fuck Yourself
    $13.00
    Erupt with laughter and captivate all around you with our "Sorry Go F*ck Yourself" socks. These jet-black canvases sport white and orange lettering that leaves no room for misunderstandings. They're the perfect accessory for when you've reached your limit and just need to let loose. Don't just wear socks, make...
    Pair of pink crew socks with black stripes and the phrase 'Mean People Suck' in black lettering.
    Mean People Suck
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Mean People Suck
    $14.00
    Pink and black striped socks with a bold statement: Mean People Suck! These socks are more than just a fashion statement, they're a hilarious conversation starter. Show off your sassy side and let the world know how you feel about negativity. Plus, they're super comfy and make a great gift...
    Two pink crew socks with black 'Birthday Bitch' lettering and gold stripes. Black and gold accents at the cuffs.
    Birthday Bitch
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Birthday Bitch
    $14.00
    You know when you're at a party or event and you see someone with fun socks or a wacky tee, and you instantly want to know where they got it? These socks are the ticket. They're pink and have "Birthday Bitch" written on the front. Perfect for the next bday...
    White crew socks with red accents. Features a red Chinese takeout-style pagoda image and 'Thank You, Enjoy!' text.
    Thank You, Enjoy!
    Crew SocksOdd Sox
    $15.00
    Thank You, Enjoy!
    $15.00
    Get ready to put your best foot forward with the Thank You, Enjoy! Crew Socks! With their eye-catching red and white geometric pattern, red heel and toe, and cool pagoda graphic, these socks are sure to make a statement wherever you go. Plus, the fun-loving message "Thank You, Enjoy!" will...
    Pair of brown crew socks with a yellow and light blue retro stripe and 'Bird Nerd' text.
    Bird Nerd
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Bird Nerd
    $14.00
    Let your feet do the squawking with these orange socks, flanked by blue and yellow accents that sing a tune louder than a morning chorus. Adorned with "bird nerd" in vibrant yellow script along the leg, they're a shout-out to anyone who believes binoculars are just as essential as coffee...
    A pair of white crew socks with black stripes and the words 'Trophy Wife' in black. The socks have a black heel and toe.
    Trophy Wife
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Trophy Wife
    $14.00
    A bold statement in crisp white and classic black, these socks feature an upper cuff with several black stripes, setting the stage. Prominently displayed on the visible side, the words 'TROPHY WIFE' are knitted in sharp black lettering. Just below this sassy declaration, two more black stripes circle the ankle...
    A pair of grey crew socks with neon yellow stripes and the phrase "Who Gives A Crap?" in white.
    Who Gives A Crap?
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $7.00
    Who Gives A Crap?
    $7.00
    Dark blue-grey socks that tell it like it is. The visible cuff features wide cream stripes bordered by thin lime green lines. Below that, the phrase 'WHO GIVES A CRAP?' stands out in bold lime green text, set against more cream horizontal stripes. The other shown sock displays a continuation...
    A pair of purple crew socks with teal and pink stripes. The words "SUGAR MAMA" are displayed in retro-style lettering.
    Sugar Mama
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Sugar Mama
    $14.00
    Feeling like a 'Sugar Mama'? Let your socks do the talking. These bold purple socks really stand out, with 'SUGAR MAMA' written across the cuff in bright pink and aqua blue block letters. Matching stripes in pink and aqua are visible around the top, giving them a fun, energetic vibe....
    Pair of white crew socks with maroon and red stripes and 'HOT DAD' text. Retro style.
    Hot Dad
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $13.99
    Hot Dad
    $13.99
    If someone in your life is a hot dad, these are the socks for them. Sporting a classic athletic-style design, these white socks proudly display "HOT DAD" in bold red letters at the top cuff. Just below the text, and again near the toe and heel, you'll find a cool...
    Pair of teal crew socks with pink and black stripes. Text reads: 'I'm not sure what I'm doing out of bed'.
    I'm Not Sure What I'm Doing Out Of Bed
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $13.99
    I'm Not Sure What I'm Doing Out Of Bed
    $13.99
    Let's be real, some mornings are a struggle just to get vertical. These socks get it. They're a bright aqua blue with cool pink details on the toes, heels, and striped cuffs. The top of each sock boldly declares "I'M NOT SURE WHAT I'M DOING OUT OF BED" in a...
    Pair of cream crew socks with maroon, gold, and purple stripes and the phrase 'Life Starts At Fuck It' in a retro font.
    Life Starts At Fuck It
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $13.99
    Life Starts At Fuck It
    $13.99
    Sometimes you just need to say 'fuck it' and go for it. These socks are that vibe, plain and simple. They come in a classic off-white base with bold horizontal stripes wrapping around the top and ankle. The cuff has thinner dark red and white stripes, while the mid-calf features...
    Pair of off-white crew socks with blue, green, and red stripes at the top and bottom. Text reads: 'These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks'.
    These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $13.99
    These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks
    $13.99
    Rock these cream-colored socks for a bit of playful luck. They feature a clean, classic base with bold horizontal stripes - red, blue, and green - wrapping around the cuff. The main show is the large text running down the front: "THESE ARE MY LUCKY MAHJONG SOCKS," written in a...
    Pair of blue crew socks with 'I Heart Cruises' graphic, pink heart, and neon yellow and green stripes.
    I Heart Cruises
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $13.99
    I Heart Cruises
    $13.99
    Time to pack your bags and set sail, even if it's just to the kitchen. These royal blue socks are perfect for anyone who dreams of open seas and endless buffets. Up top, you'll see crisp stripes in yellow, light blue, and dark blue, framing the bold white text 'I...
    Pair of black crew socks with orange and lime green stripes and 'BOOK BUM' text.
    Book Bum
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $13.99
    Book Bum
    $13.99
    Settle in with your favorite read, because these socks are made for book lovers. They're primarily black, featuring bright neon green text that clearly says "BOOK BUM" just below the cuff. That top cuff has a cool stripe design, with a bold orange line flanked by two thinner white stripes....
    Pair of red crew socks with a white 'Do Not Disturb' message and white stripes. Small logo near the toes.
    Do Not Disturb
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $13.99
    Do Not Disturb
    $13.99
    Need some peace and quiet? These red crew socks are pretty clear about it. They feature "DO NOT DISTURB" in bold white letters, stacked up the front of the leg. You'll also spot some crisp white stripes on the ribbed cuff, with one thicker stripe and two thinner ones, and...
    Pair of purple crew socks with orange and beige stripes and the text 'ARE YOU OVER THINKING WHAT I'M OVER THINKING' repeated.
    Are You Over Thinking What I'm Over Thinking?
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $13.99
    Are You Over Thinking What I'm Over Thinking?
    $13.99
    These crew socks pop with a vibrant purple base, making the bold yellow and orange details really stand out. On the leg, you'll find the full, thought-provoking phrase: 'ARE YOU OVER THINKING WHAT I'M OVER THINKING?' clearly visible. This design pretty much sums up how we all feel sometimes. Bright...
    Pair of cream crew socks with teal and pink stripes and the text 'I LIKE DOGS MORE THAN PEOPLE' in brown.
    I Like Dogs More Than People
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    I Like Dogs More Than People
    $14.00
    For anyone whose best friend has four paws and a wagging tail, these socks get it. They've got a pale yellow base with bold teal and hot pink stripes up top. Right smack in the middle, they loudly declare 'I LIKE DOGS MORE THAN PEOPLE' in chunky black letters. The...
    Pair of crew socks in pink with gold and teal stripes. Text reads: 'I LIKE CATS MORE THAN PEOPLE'.
    I Like Cats More Than People
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    I Like Cats More Than People
    $14.00
    These socks are for anyone who genuinely prefers a purr over small talk. They come in a soft light pink, featuring bold black text up the calf that clearly states "I LIKE CATS MORE THAN PEOPLE". Around the top cuff and down near the toes, you'll spot some neat stripes...
    Pair of light green crew socks with green and yellow stripes and the text 'I DIG NATIVE PLANTS'.
    I Dig Native Plants
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    I Dig Native Plants
    $14.00
    These socks are for anyone who loves getting their hands dirty, or just appreciates the beauty of local flora. They come in a fresh light green color, with bold stripes of darker green and bright yellow at the cuff and around the toe and heel. Up top, the sock spells...
    Pair of blue crew socks with a retro design. Features 'I Heart Peanut Butter' text, red heart, and gold accents.
    I Heart Peanut Butter
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    I Heart Peanut Butter
    $14.00
    Anyone who truly gets the magic of peanut butter needs these. They come in a super bright blue, right down to the ribbed cuff. Each sock features 'I ❤ PEANUT BUTTER' spelled out in crisp white letters, with a bold red heart for emphasis, sitting squarely on the leg. You’ll...
    Pair of cream-colored crew socks with orange, red, yellow, and green stripes and the text 'Employee of the Year'.
    Employee Of The Year
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Employee Of The Year
    $14.00
    Bold and bright, these off-white crew socks celebrate your grind. They sport a clear "EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR" graphic, knitted right into the fabric in vibrant orange lettering. The top features a ribbed cuff with thin horizontal stripes in yellow, orange, and blue. Just below, wider bands of red, orange,...
    Pair of grey crew socks with green and purple stripes. Text reads 'Horny for Spreadsheets'.
    Horny For Spread Sheets
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Horny For Spread Sheets
    $14.00
    For anyone who genuinely loves numbers, these light grey crew socks show it. A bold white stripe at the top displays the phrase "HORNY FOR SPREAD SHEETS" in purple block letters, framed by green and purple stripes on the cuff. The rest of the sock is a light grey, leading...
    Pair of black crew socks with gold and teal stripes and the phrase 'Average Dick Energy' written vertically.
    Average Dick Energy
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Average Dick Energy
    $14.00
    You know that vibe - not too much, not too little, just... there. These black crew socks capture that perfect balance with bold yellow text spelling out "AVERAGE DICK ENERGY" across the leg. They feature crisp yellow and bright blue stripes around the cuff and near the mid-foot, adding a...
    Pair of cream crew socks with orange and yellow stripes and the word 'FREAK' displayed. A fun, retro design.
    Freak
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Freak
    $14.00
    Time to let your true colors show with these socks. They rock a classic athletic vibe in cream, bold red, and bright yellow. Up top, you've got two clear yellow stripes bracketing a solid red band. The word 'FREAK' is visible in white letters across that red stripe on one...
    Pair of cream crew socks with bold blue and dark grey stripes and the word 'BITCH' on each sock.
    Bitch
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Bitch
    $14.00
    Sometimes you just need to say it without saying it. Or, you know, say it directly on your socks. These cream-colored crew socks feature bold royal blue lettering that spells out 'BITCH' across the ribbed cuff, making a clear statement. Two dark blue stripes frame the main text band, adding...
    Pair of cream-colored crew socks with red and burgundy stripes and the word 'FERAL' in bold white lettering.
    Feral
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Feral
    $14.00
    Time to let your wild side out, starting from the ground up. These socks feature a creamy, off-white base with bold red stripes around the top cuff. Right in the middle of those stripes, you'll see "FERAL" spelled out in white letters, making a clear statement. The heels and toes...
    Pair of cream and forest green 'Horny' crew socks. Features horizontal stripes and the word 'Horny' in dark green.
    Horny
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Horny
    $14.00
    Sometimes you just gotta say it, right? These socks get straight to the point. They've got a classic athletic stripe look, with a creamy off-white base and bold dark green stripes wrapped around the top cuff. The word 'HORNY' is visible in crisp white lettering across the wider green band....
    Cunt
    Cunt
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Cunt
    $14.00
    Our crew socks are anything but subtle, kicking off with an off-white body. Near the top, you'll find two bright pink stripes that frame a wider maroon band. Right across that maroon, the word 'CUNT' is spelled out boldly in off-white letters, making its presence known. Both the toes and...
    Pair of cream-colored crew socks with bold black stripes and the word 'F*CK' printed across the stripes.
    Fuck
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Fuck
    $14.00
    Some days, a quiet protest is best handled by your feet. These socks deliver that message with zero fuss. They're a crisp off-white or cream color, featuring bold black bands around the ankle. On these bands, the word "FUCK" is prominently shown in white letters. Thinner black stripes run just...
    Pair of purple crew socks with neon pink and yellow stripes and the words 'BIG BUTT ENERGY' printed on them.
    Big Butt Energy
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Big Butt Energy
    $14.00
    These socks come in a bold, rich purple, perfect for making a statement without saying a word, unless you count the actual words on them. Down the cuff, you've got 'BIG BUTT ENERGY' spelled out in bright pink and neon yellow letters, so everyone knows your vibe. There are crisp...
    Pair of off-white crew socks with hot pink, teal, and gold stripes and 'COOL AUNT' in red text.
    Cool Aunt
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $13.99
    Cool Aunt
    $13.99
    A pretty official badge for the 'Cool Aunt' in your life, or maybe just for you. These socks give off that perfect retro vibe on an off-white base, featuring 'COOL AUNT' spelled out in bold red letters down the side. The bright pink on the toe and a chunky pink...
    Brown crew socks with off-white stripes and the text 'Chocolate Is My Therapist.'
    Chocolate Is My Therapist
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Chocolate Is My Therapist
    $14.00
    A rich dark brown color, just like your favorite chocolate bar, makes these socks a comforting sight. Bold white letters on the upper part clearly state 'CHOCOLATE IS MY THERAPIST,' with the rest of the text continuing around the side. You'll find a few crisp white stripes near the cuff,...
    Pair of grey crew socks with blue stripes and the text 'Real Men Change Diapers'.
    Real Men Change Diapers
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Real Men Change Diapers
    $14.00
    Sporting a no-nonsense message, these socks come in a solid grey color. The main event is on the upper leg, where bold blue stripes carry white block letters spelling out 'REAL MEN CHANGE DIAPERS.' Thin white horizontal stripes separate the blue sections, giving it a clean look. The top cuff...