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Hot Dam
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Hot Dam
$13.00
Look at these socks. Not only are they great to wear with their fun beaver design and soft fabric, but they're also perfect for your next work meeting when you want to show your coworkers you mean business (literally). Get it? Hot Dam? Ok maybe not, but these socks are...
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Pair of black crew socks featuring a playful text message design with emojis of a kiss, lipstick, pizza, and a speech bubble saying 'Don't leave me!'
Drunk Food Text
Crew SocksSockologie
$10.00
Drunk Food Text
$10.00
These women's crew socks turn a familiar stream of late-night messages into something you can wear. The design reads like a tiny conversation frozen in motion, complete with a few of the classic signs that a plan may be getting wonderfully questionable. It has the feel of a group chat...
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Crew socks in grey with a white and green design. The socks feature phrases like "Your Team Sucks" and a cartoon character.
Your Team
Crew SocksSockologie
$12.00
Your Team
$12.00
These unisex crew socks bring office banter, game-day trash talk, and family-group-chat timing into one pair. With bold speech bubbles, sharp lettering, and a design that reads like a quick comeback, they lean into the kind of humor that lands best when everyone knows exactly what’s being teased. The look...
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Pair of pastel pink crew socks with an 'Oh, Honey' pixelated message, rainbow, and orange butterflies.
Oh, Honey
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Oh, Honey
$13.00
Some socks bring the mood before the rest of the outfit even gets a word in. These women’s crew socks mix bright rainbows, fluttering butterflies, and a playful "Oh, Honey" message for a look that feels cheerful without trying too hard. The design has that nostalgic, hand-drawn feel that makes...
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Grey crew socks with a light blue text message design featuring emojis like a broken heart and poop. The text says 'we broke up!' and 'OMG! JK!'
Dump Him Text
Crew SocksSockologie
$10.00
Dump Him Text
$10.00
Some messages are better delivered with a little distance. These women's crew socks turn a breakup into something bold, blunt, and oddly charming, with chat bubbles, a cracked heart, and a deadpan sense of humor that gets the point across fast. The look is playful enough to keep things light,...
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Pair of aqua crew socks featuring a repeated pattern of clear glass Topo Chico-style bottles with yellow caps and 'Top Chica' labels.
Top Chica
Crew SocksSockologie
$14.00
Top Chica
$14.00
Top Chica socks bring a playful bottle motif to a clean crew silhouette, with a label graphic that feels equal parts retro bar sign and cheeky celebration. The design has a simple, graphic charm that stands out fast, especially on women’s crew socks that are built to be noticed without...
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Pair of blush pink crew socks with repeating red rose graphic and white 'Fuck Off' text pattern.
Fuck Off Rose
Crew SocksSockologie
$14.00
Fuck Off Rose
$14.00
Soft-looking roses and a blunt little message make these women’s crew socks feel equal parts charming and unruly. The mix is the joke: pretty florals at first glance, then a phrase that lands with just enough bite to keep things interesting. They have the kind of attitude that works in...
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Olive green crew socks with dark purple accents. Design features skeleton butterflies in sunglasses and mohawks, plus "ANTI SOCIAL BUTTERFLY" text.
Anti Social Butterfly
Crew SocksSockologie
$12.00
Anti Social Butterfly
$12.00
For the woman who prefers a little space and a lot of character, these crew socks turn a simple bird-and-butterfly idea into something far more memorable. The design pairs a bold monarch butterfly with a cool, offbeat figure that gives the whole pair a dry sense of humor, like it...
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Blue striped socks showing an unimpressed brown dog above a white band reading EWW, PEOPLE and a white bone graphic.
Eww People Dogs
Crew SocksSockologie
$15.00
Eww People Dogs
$15.00
There’s no mistaking the message on these women’s crew socks. A slightly unimpressed dog peeks out from the cuff, followed by the phrase everyone with a favorite animal has thought at least once: Eww People Dogs. The bold striped design keeps the joke light, while the whole pair still feels...
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Aqua crew socks showing a retro sleeping woman with text FUCK OFF I'm busy, plus pink, white, navy, and teal foot stripes.
Fuck Off I'm Busy
Crew SocksSockologie
$15.00
Fuck Off I'm Busy
$15.00
These women’s crew socks make their point quickly, then add a little old-school attitude for good measure. The playful retro illustration and unapologetic lettering turn a simple pair of socks into something that feels equal parts cheeky and self-protective, like a wearable pause button for the day. They have the...
Orange and cream striped socks featuring a grumpy tabby cat face above the text EWWW, PEOPLE and a white fishbone at the toe.
Eww People Cats
Crew SocksSockologie
$15.00
Eww People Cats
$15.00
If a pair of crew socks could mutter under its breath, these would. With bold orange-and-cream stripes, a peeking cat face, and the blunt little declaration up top, these women's crew socks bring the perfect amount of feline attitude to an everyday outfit. They have the kind of humor cat...
Light blue sock featuring navy boats, red life rings, and the text You're only YOUNG once That ship has sailed.
That Ship Has Sailed
Crew SocksSockologie
$11.00
That Ship Has Sailed
$11.00
For the woman who can laugh at a missed chance, these crew socks bring a little maritime mischief to the day. Covered in small ships, lifesaver rings, and the wry line “You’re only YOUNG once! (That ship has sailed.)” they land somewhere between cheerful and cheeky. The result is a...
Bright blue and orange crew socks showing a woman in a pink bikini and white hat wading in the water below a setting sun.
Sun of a Beach
Crew SocksSockologie
$10.00
Sun of a Beach
$10.00
These women’s crew socks bring a bright stretch of shoreline to everyday dressing, with a playful sunset scene that feels equal parts carefree and pointed. The design has that summer-at-the-water’s-edge look, where the horizon glows, the waves roll in, and the whole thing gets a little cheekier the longer you...
Navy blue crew socks with a pattern of pretzels and chip bags alongside bold red text reading lookin like a Snack.
Lookin' Like A Snack
Crew SocksSockologie
$10.00
Lookin' Like A Snack
$10.00
Some socks know how to make a point without raising their voice, and these women's crew socks do it with a wink. Covered in pretzels, chips, and snack-time lettering, they bring a playful pantry mood to an everyday staple. The mix of bold graphics and all-over details keeps the design...
Black crew socks with blue Bonjour script above a croissant graphic, featuring hot pink accents on the heels and toes.
Bonjour
Crew SocksSockologie
$10.00
Bonjour
$10.00
Bonjour brings a playful French nod to an everyday crew sock, with a croissant front and center and a script that feels equal parts charming and cheeky. The design has that café-in-the-morning feel, the kind of detail that makes people look twice before they ask where you found them. Women's...
Heathered gray and cream crew socks featuring the word MEOWDY, pink heels and toes, and an orange cat wearing a cowboy hat.
Meowdy
Crew SocksSockologie
$10.00
Meowdy
$10.00
These women's crew socks bring together two things that rarely need much convincing: cats and cowboy style. A cheerful little feline in a hat and bandana sits front and center, giving the pair a playful, ranch-ready look that feels equal parts cute and slightly ridiculous in the best way. The...
Blue and grey crew socks with beige heels. Features MEOWDY text and an orange cat wearing a cowboy hat and red bandana.
Meowdy
Crew SocksSockologie
$14.00
Meowdy
$14.00
Meowdy brings a playful western nod to a classic men's crew sock. With a cowboy-cat front and center, the design has the easy confidence of a small-town greeting and just enough humor to make people look twice. The tall crew length gives the artwork room to breathe, while the contrast...
Crew socks with a tan leg and navy foot. A grey middle band shows a brown dachshund in a cowboy hat with the word HOWDY.
Howdy
Crew SocksSockologie
$14.00
Howdy
$14.00
The Howdy crew socks bring a clean dose of western charm without going full costume. A friendly dachshund in a cowboy hat gives the design its personality, while the bold “HOWDY” graphic keeps the look direct and a little cheeky. For men who like their accessories to say something, these...
Purple crew socks featuring the words DARK AND TWISTED in white block letters, framed by green and light purple stripes.
Dark & Twisted
Crew SocksSockologie
$15.00
Dark & Twisted
$15.00
Dark & Twisted brings a sharp, offbeat look to a pair of unisex crew socks. The bold lettering gives them a poster-like feel, while the banded stripes and deep contrast details keep the design moving from cuff to toe. They have the kind of personality that reads quickly from across...
Off-white crew socks reading COFFEE IS MY THERAPIST in brown. Features brown heels, toes, and retro red and yellow stripes.
Coffee Is My Therapist
Crew SocksSockologie
$15.00
Coffee Is My Therapist
$15.00
For the person who greets the day through a mug, these unisex crew socks say exactly what the coffee line at home has been hinting at all along. The bold text and retro-inspired striping give them a dry sense of humor, while the clean layout keeps the design easy to...
Brown crew socks with THEATER KID in white block letters, featuring royal blue and yellow stripes on the cuff and toe.
Theater Kid
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Theater Kid
$15.00
Wear your drama department pride right on your calves. A rich brown background highlights bold white block letters spelling out THEATER KID near the cuff. They have a vintage athletic vibe with royal blue and golden yellow stripes wrapping around the upper leg. The bright blue heel and matching toe...
Light grey ribbed socks featuring orange heels, yellow bands, white stripes, and SMARTEST PERSON IN THE ROOM on the calf.
Smartest Person In the Room
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Smartest Person In the Room
$15.00
Let everyone know exactly who they are dealing with. A light grey base sets the stage for a classic athletic look, complete with bright orange heels and toes. Bold grey block lettering spells out SMARTEST PERSON IN THE ROOM right across the ribbed calf area. Wide yellow bands and thin...
Dark heathered crew socks with grey heels and toes, white stripes, and bright yellow text reading ALLERGIC TO BULLSHIT.
Allergic To Bullshit
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Allergic To Bullshit
$15.00
Let everyone know exactly where you stand without saying a single word. A dark heathered background sets the stage for bright yellow block letters spelling out ALLERGIC TO BULLSHIT right on the visible side of the calf. Framed by thick grey and white athletic stripes, they bring a classic gym...
Pair of black crew socks with orange and lime green stripes and 'BOOK BUM' text.
Book Bum
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Book Bum
$15.00
For the reader who treats one more chapter like a reasonable request, these unisex crew socks bring a little library humor to the day. The bold BOOK BUM message gives them a sharp, unapologetic personality, while the striped trim and clean lettering keep the look crisp and easy to wear....
Light beige crew sock with "Mom, you da" in reddish-orange, a black bomb design with orange burst, and pink toe/heel.
Mom You Da Bomb
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$8.00
Mom You Da Bomb
$8.00
For the mom who does it all and still has time to be the family’s favorite troublemaker, these women's crew socks bring the message front and center: Mom, you da bomb. The playful bomb graphic and handwritten-style lettering give them a handmade, personal feel, like a note passed across the...
Two crew-length socks, cream background with repeating pattern of blue and orange quail, blue waves, orange flowers, and "CALIFORNIA" text.
Cali Quail
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Cali Quail
$14.00
Bring a bit of the golden state to the drawer with these women’s crew socks, patterned with bright California quail, poppies, waves, and a repeated state name that reads like a postcard with better footing. The design has that easy souvenir charm, but it still feels polished enough to wear...
Pair of royal blue crew socks with cream cuffs, heels, toes. Features 'Serve Hot' and 'Hot Mess' text with cups and broken Greek vases.
Serve Hot, Hot Mess
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Serve Hot, Hot Mess
$14.00
For the man who appreciates a proper cup of tea and a little self-aware chaos, these men's crew socks keep the mood sharp and playful. The bold repeating teacup motif and the cheeky “Serve Hot, Hot Mess” message give the design the feel of a breakfast table that has clearly...
Pair of teal crew socks with dark blue polka dots. Features a light peach cat face, orange bow, and 'FUCK IT' text.
Fuck It Kitty
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Fuck It Kitty
$14.00
These women's crew socks bring a smug little cat, a tidy bow, and a perfectly blunt message together in one loud, lovable pair. The design feels like a greeting card that wandered off the rack and decided to be honest about its feelings. With the cat front and center and...
Pair of crew socks in a retro pattern. Features orange, pink, red, and green squares with cherries, strawberries, mushrooms, and the phrase 'fuck off'.
Fuck Off Retro
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Fuck Off Retro
$14.00
This pair of women's crew socks mixes bright retro charm with a message that does the talking for you. The pattern leans into a vintage patchwork feel, with cherries, strawberries, mushrooms, flowers, and handwritten attitude all stitched into one busy, cheerful design. It has the look of something found in...
Orange crew socks, blue cuffs/toes. 'I DRINK COFFEE FOR YOUR PROTECTION' text, woman with mug, woman pouring pot, coffee cups.
I Drink Coffee
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$12.00
I Drink Coffee
$12.00
For the women who treat coffee like a proper morning ritual, these crew socks bring the whole scene to life. The design leans into the best parts of the daily brew: a bold declaration on one side, playful coffee moments on the other, and plenty of charm without getting too...
Pair of mustard yellow crew socks with off-white cuffs, heels, and toes, featuring a clothesline pattern with various small socks and the phrase 'THESE ARE MY ONLY CLEAN SOCKS'.
These Are My Only Clean Socks
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$12.00
These Are My Only Clean Socks
$12.00
Men’s crew socks that tell the truth with a straight face. The message on these socks is blunt, funny, and very relatable: sometimes the clean pair is the one you found at the bottom of the drawer. Scattered laundry-line socks add a little visual chaos, making the whole design feel...
Navy crew socks with brown snails on blue trails, neon snailed it text, and rust orange striped cuffs and toes.
Snailed It
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Snailed It
$14.00
Snails rarely get the spotlight, which is exactly why these men's crew socks make such a memorable case for them. The design repeats the little shell-carrying crawlers across the leg and foot, with a cheeky "snailed it" detail that keeps the whole thing from taking itself too seriously. The result...
Black crew socks with detailed snails, grey trails, bright pink text, and dark red cuffs.
Snailed It
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$10.00
Snailed It
$10.00
The Snailed It women's crew socks bring a little absurd charm to an everyday staple. With marching snails, playful lettering, and a bold contrast of stripes and detail, they have that pleasantly weird quality that makes people look twice and smile. The design is cheeky without trying too hard, which...
Black crew socks featuring a pattern of frothy beer mugs, brown bottles, yellow bottles, and silver IPA beer cans.
Ale Yeah!
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$16.00
Ale Yeah!
$16.00
For the man who knows the best stories are often told over a pint, these crew socks bring the barroom home in the most wearable way. Bottles, cans, and frothy mugs repeat across the design like a favorite round of drinks, giving the pair a laid-back, easygoing look with just...
Black crew socks featuring white text reading HIGH POWERED EXECUTIVE, sporty orange and grey stripes, and white heels.
High Powered Executive
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
High Powered Executive
$15.00
High Powered Executive crew socks keep the dress-code joke subtle and the statement clear. With bold block lettering, sharp stripes, and a crisp, office-ready layout, these unisex socks have the look of something made for conference rooms, calendar invites, and very serious coffee. They bring a little theater to tailored...
Cream retro socks with black Friend of the Year text, yellow and orange stripes, plus matching black heel and toe caps.
Friend of the Year
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Friend of the Year
$15.00
These crew socks keep the compliment front and center, with bold lettering that says exactly what the friendship deserves. The vintage sports-inspired stripes and clean, classic layout give them a cheerful, throwback feel, while the unisex fit makes them an easy pick for just about anyone who has earned bragging...
Crew socks in green featuring a Grim Reaper design with potted plants. The text 'Plant Killer' is displayed prominently.
Plant Killer
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$12.00
Plant Killer
$12.00
There’s a certain kind of gardener who talks to the ferns, rescues the sad succulents, and still manages to keep a few plants in polite terror. These women’s crew socks lean into that story with a cheeky, offbeat design that brings a little mischief to everyday dressing. The bold motif...
Cream crew socks with a brown cuff. The socks are covered in red 'Fragile' stamps and 'Handle With Care' text with related icons.
Handle With Care
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$12.00
Handle With Care
$12.00
Handled with a wink and a warning label, these women's crew socks turn everyday dress code language into something far more playful. The design leans into shipping-crate graphics, with bold fragile stamps, handle-with-care text, and a few cheeky icons that make the whole pair feel like a perfectly wrapped joke....
Pair of grey and tan crew socks. Features a turkey with "VEGANS RULE" text. Patterned top and foot sections in black, white, and grey.
Vegans Rule
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Vegans Rule
$14.00
These men's crew socks bring a little charm and a little conviction to an everyday staple. The knit pattern gives them a classic, textured feel, while the centered turkey graphic and bold "Vegans Rule" message do all the talking. They have the kind of look that can read as playful...
Single dark grey crew sock with "THERE'S NO TASTE LIKE BAD TASTE" text, red heel, red toe, and white/red stripes.
There's No Taste Like Bad Taste
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
There's No Taste Like Bad Taste
$15.00
Some socks whisper. These do the opposite. With bold lettering and a no-nonsense crew profile, this unisex pair makes its case before you have even crossed the room. The message is cheeky, a little rude, and exactly the kind of thing that gets noticed when you sit down, kick back,...
Pair of black crew socks with pink cuffs and toes. Features a floral design and the text 'I'm a Fancy Bitch' in pink.
I'm A Fancy Bitch
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$12.00
I'm A Fancy Bitch
$12.00
Floral motifs usually lean sweet, but these women’s crew socks have a sharper point of view. Bold blossoms, trailing stems, and a very direct declaration give the pair a playful edge, like a fancy garden guest who knows exactly what she’s wearing and exactly what she means. The contrast between...
Pair of lavender crew socks with a repeating pattern of white glue bottles, orange scissors, yellow pencils, and blue wavy lines.
Crafty
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Crafty
$14.00
Crafty crew socks bring a cheerful burst of studio supplies to the everyday wardrobe. With glue bottles, pencils, scissors, and squiggles scattered across the design, these women's crew socks feel like a trip through a well-used craft cart, only cleaner and much easier to carry around. The pattern has a...
Pair of crew socks with deep green background, bright green cuffs, heels, toes, and cucumbers reading, surfing, on motorcycles.
Cool As A Cucumber
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$12.00
Cool As A Cucumber
$12.00
Mischief meets good manners in these men's crew socks, where a cucumber with sunglasses takes center stage and acts like it has a schedule to keep. The art feels playful without getting loud, with crisp linework and a comic-book sense of motion that makes the whole pair look ready for...
Pair of crew socks in rust orange with yellow cuffs, heels, and toes. Features scattered yellow, teal, and blue flowers. One sock reads 'FUN FACT... I DON'T CARE' in blue and teal text.
Fun Fact I Don't Care
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$12.00
Fun Fact I Don't Care
$12.00
These men's crew socks keep the mood dry and the look playful. A straightforward phrase takes center stage, while scattered flowers add a retro, slightly offbeat charm that keeps the joke from feeling too sharp. The result is equal parts casual attitude and old-school pattern, the kind of design that...
Pair of black crew socks with white chicken and rooster silhouettes. One sock displays "ZERO CLUCKS GIVEN" text.
Zero Clucks Given
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$12.00
Zero Clucks Given
$12.00
For the man who’s done explaining himself, these men's crew socks keep things blunt in the best possible way. A spread of white chickens pecks across the fabric, while the bold "Zero Clucks Given" message lands with just the right amount of dry humor. The result is equal parts country...
Navy blue crew socks featuring a pattern of grey buses reading POUND TOWN and yellow ONE WAY tickets.
Ticket To Pound Town
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Ticket To Pound Town
$14.00
For men who appreciate a joke with their wardrobe, these crew socks bring a busier kind of nightlife to the feet. The repeating ticket and bus motif keeps the theme front and center, with just enough cheek to make the whole thing feel like a private punchline. There is something...
Grey socks with blue accents showing black 'WHAT the' text above a yellow rubber duck in water ripples.
What The Duck
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$10.00
What The Duck
$10.00
These women’s crew socks keep things light, bright, and just a little cheeky. A cheerful duck drifts across the front with the kind of expression that makes the whole design feel like a joke told in passing, while the bold wording gives the pattern its playful punch. The look is...
Black crew socks showing a pattern of pretzels, popcorn, snack bags, and red text reading lookin like a snack.
Lookin' Like A Snack
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Lookin' Like A Snack
$14.00
Men's crew socks with a playful grocery-store sense of humor, these bring together pretzels, chips, and snack-time swagger in one easy pair. The pattern feels like a nod to everyone who knows a good snack is a serious matter, with bold lettering and scattered treats that keep the look lively...