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Pair of crew socks in gray, teal, and yellow. Features bold text: 'My Dog and I Talk Shit About You'.
My Dog and I Talk Shit About You
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
My Dog and I Talk Shit About You
$15.00
If you consider your dog your best friend and closest confidant, then these funny women's novelty crew socks belong in your sock drawer! Each awesome pair of vintage-styled gym socks showcase the words " My Dog and I talk shit about you" printed along the sides against a gray background.
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Crew socks in blue and mustard yellow.  Design includes a mountain scene, trees, and the words 'Take a Hike'.
Take A Hike
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Take A Hike
$11.00
Take A Hike Novelty Socks: Unleash your inner adventurer with these 'Take A Hike' socks! Featuring a rugged landscape, signpost, and pine tree, these socks will transport you to the great outdoors. Whether you're conquering mountains or taking a leisurely stroll, these socks will remind you to embrace nature's beauty,...
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Pair of black crew socks with gold and white stripes and the phrase 'Sounds Like Bullshit To Me' printed vertically.
Sounds Like Bullshit To Me
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Sounds Like Bullshit To Me
$15.00
Whoever said socks need to be boring and basic? For those with a taste for footwear that's just a tad bit cheeky, these Sounds Like Bullshit To Me socks will be a hit. Wear them with pride and let the world know you mean business ” or not.
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Pair of blue crew socks with a red heart and 'I Love Naps' graphic, accented with cream and green stripes.
I Love Naps
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Love Naps
$15.00
Show off your passion for power naps with these bright blue, green and red socks with the words "I Love Naps" covering them from top to bottom. Dedicated to the art of snoozing, these socks are like tiny love letters to your favorite sleeping position. Since hearts and naps go...
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Three pairs of navy blue crew socks with a golf-themed design, including golf carts, golf balls, and golf clubs.
Let's Par-Tee
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Let's Par-Tee
$14.00
Let's Par-Tee: These dark blue, crew-length socks are the perfect accessory for any golf enthusiast, featuring a pattern of golf balls, golf carts, and golf clubs. With the words "Let's Par-Tee Let's R-Tee!" emblazoned on the side, these socks are guaranteed to add a pop of fun to your next...
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Pair of grey crew socks with black cuffs. Features a repeating design of orange fox faces and the text "Zero Fox Given".
Zero Fox Given
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Zero Fox Given
$12.00
Soften the blow of your nasty, negligent attitude with a pair of funny, cool socks that will soften your step, too. Now you can tell people exactly how you feel about their baby shower, retirement party, and children's bad macaroni necklaces and keep it PG at the same time. WIll...
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A pair of crew socks in grey with navy blue cuffs. The socks feature a repeating pattern of books on shelves and the text 'So many books, so little time'.
Time For A Good Book
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Time For A Good Book
$12.00
Looking for a literary escape? Put your feet up and crack open a good book with these cozy crew socks. Featuring a whimsical bookshelf design, these socks will make you want to curl up in a comfy chair and get lost in a world of words. With their playful "So...
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Pair of gray crew socks with a robot control panel design, atom graphic, and the phrase 'Genius at Work'. Features pops of orange, teal, and yellow.
Genius at Work
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Genius at Work
$16.00
Kick your feet into gear with the hilarious 'Genius at Work' socks, designed for the mechanical masterminds! These socks in gray boast a playful pattern of gears, cogs, and various mechanical elements. Gear up for grins with the 'Genius at Work' proclamation displayed on the left sock. Bust out these...
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Pair of black crew socks with white stripes and '00 Fucks Given' text.
00 Fucks Given
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
00 Fucks Given
$12.00
These 00 Fucks Given black athletic gym socks are perfect for those days when you just can't be bothered to care about your workout or about the malaise of life in general. Maybe you're feeling a little burnt out, or maybe you're just not in the mood. Either way, these...
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Pair of maroon crew socks with off-white stripes and 'OLD FART' text.  Retro design.
Old Fart
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Old Fart
$15.00
Be the life of the party with these "OLD FART" socks! Turn heads as you walk by in these funky red socks with white stripes, toe and heel. These crew length socks make the perfect gift for any man or woman with a sense of humor.
Pair of crew socks; black with red stripes and a whiskey glass graphic, or grey with yellow stripes and same graphic.
Whiskey Helps
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Whiskey Helps
$14.00
In a world where socks are serious, be the mensch in Whiskey Helps socks. These black, red, and gray crew length socks are a splash of fun wherever you go. You'll have a smashing time showing off your whiskey affair in style. High-quality combed cotton blend ensures your whiskey helps-wearing...
Pair of teal crew socks with a design of a bear drinking coffee.  Red and orange accents and small teal dots are also featured.
Bearly Awake
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Bearly Awake
$16.00
Bearly Awake Socks: Wake up and smell the coffee with these dark teal, crew-length socks for men featuring a cartoon bear sipping coffee and the words "Bearly Awake."
Dark grey crew socks with a teal caduceus and the text 'Trust me, I'm a doctor'. Teal accents on the cuff and toe.
Doctor
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Doctor
$11.00
Doctor Socks, pair of black crew socks with turquoise toes, heels, caduceus symbol, and text 'Trust me I'm a Doctor.' These socks are perfect for medical professionals wanting to add a bit of humor to their scrubs or give as a gift to your favorite doctor, nurse, or medical student.
Olive green crew socks with dark green polka dots and a cartoon pickle graphic that says, 'I'm kind of a big dill!'
Big Dill
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Big Dill
$11.00
Calling all dill-icious folks! Spice up your sock game with our "Big Dill" crew socks, featuring a kosher pickle in a yarmulke declaring its dill-iciousness. Wear them to your next nosh and watch the compliments pour in like a pickle brine waterfall!
Crew socks in dark grey and teal.  The socks have a design of medical tools (syringes, pills) and the phrase 'I Call the Shots!'
I Call the Shots
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
I Call the Shots
$11.00
When you wear these "I Call the Shots" nurse socks, you'll feel like a superhero in scrubs! The black socks have green toes and heels, plus white text that says "I CALL THE SHOTS!" The medical symbols on the socks, like pills, syringes, stethoscopes, and thermometers, add a fun and...
Pair of teal crew socks with a repeating pattern of cats wearing sunglasses.  The cats are white, black, orange, and calico.
Cool Cat
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$12.00
Cool Cat
$12.00
Peep these cool cat socks! They're blue with a pattern of cartoon cats wearing sunglasses on them, just like a retro meme. Throw on a pair of these crew socks with "CAT" written on the left sock and "COOL" written on the right sock and channel your inner 90s kid....
Pair of crew socks in grey and navy blue.  Chessboard pattern features black and white chess pieces.  Text on the socks reads 'Your Move'.
Chess
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Chess
$11.00
Calling all chess enthusiasts! Get ready to make your next move in style with these "Your Move" chess-themed socks. Featuring a playful pattern of black and white checkered squares, adorned with iconic chess pieces like pawns, rooks, bishops, knights, queens, and kings, these socks are sure to add a touch...
A pair of crew socks with a bacon pattern. The socks are mainly dark brown with red and tan stripes and text that says 'More Bacon'.
More Bacon
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
More Bacon
$11.00
Who needs boring black socks when you can slide into these bacon striped crew socks? We've got you covered (pun intended) from your toes to your calves with this irresistible and tasteful attire. Better yet, while we can't guarantee that wearing these will get you more bacon, you can enjoy...
Crew socks in green with brown accents.  Features a cartoon squirrel, acorns, and the text 'My Yard My Rules My Nuts!'
My Yard My Rules My Nuts!
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
My Yard My Rules My Nuts!
$11.00
My Yard My Rules My Nuts! Socks: Step into a world of backyard hilarity with our My Yard My Rules My Nuts! socks. Featuring a squirrel standing tall on a branch, these socks boldly declares "My Yard, My Rules, My Nuts!" with a mischievous grin. With brown toes, heels, and...
Pair of teal crew socks with a red cuff, featuring a ramen noodle bowl design. Chopsticks and noodle details add to the vibrant, fun look.
Ramen
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Ramen
$11.00
Blue ramen socks for men, featuring a pattern of black bowls filled with yellow noodles, green onions, and a red egg. The socks have a red toe and heel with yellow and green geometric shapes. Show your love for the best comfort food ever, or just show off some fun...
A pair of crew socks in blue, orange, and green. The socks are decorated with a pattern of roosters, hens, and chicks.
Rooster
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Rooster
$11.00
Walk the walk and talk the cluck in these funky Rooster socks. Guaranteed to make your feet the center of attention, these socks strut their stuff with a vibrant blue backdrop and cartoon chooks that are sure to raise a few feathers. Plus, with the playful "FEELIN' COCKY" message emblazoned...
Pair of dark-grey crew socks with a tan heel and toe.  Features a beer mug graphic with the text 'I Drink & Know Things' and a repeating bottle design.
I Drink & Know Things
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
I Drink & Know Things
$14.00
Put a drink in your hand and suddenly, your a contestant on Jeopardy! Who cares if your friends don't understand what you're saying through your slurred speach - you know you're right...at least in this moment you think you do. This pair of funny socks will have your friends ordering...
A black crew sock with white text "I LOVE COCK AND HATE THE GOVERNMENT" on a white stripe, black and white stripes. White heel/toe.
I Love Cock And Hate The Government
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Love Cock And Hate The Government
$15.00
Okay, so these socks cut right to the chase, no messing around. Up top, the cuff features classic black and white horizontal stripes before hitting a bold white section. That's where the real statement is, spelled out in clear black letters: "I LOVE COCK AND HATE THE GOVERNMENT." Below that,...
Grey crew socks with a firefighter motif: crossed axes, a helmet, and flames.  Black cuff and toe.  'First In, Last Out' text.
First In, Last Out
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
First In, Last Out
$12.00
When it comes to firefighting, "First In, Last Out" isn't just a motto, it's a way of life. These grey socks with black trim and a firefighter's crossed axe graphic proudly display the words "First In Last Out," complete with a fiery orange and yellow flame graphic. Whether you're battling...
Pair of off-white crew socks with navy blue and gold stripes, featuring 'COOL UNCLE' text.
Cool Uncle
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Cool Uncle
$15.00
You know that uncle? The one who tells the best stories, always has a dollar for the ice cream truck, and probably knows how to fix anything. These socks are for him, or for anyone who wants to bring that kind of relaxed cool vibe to their feet. They're a...
Pair of blue crew socks with yellow and white stripes and the phrase 'OY FUCKING VEY' in yellow lettering.
Oy Fucking Vey
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Oy Fucking Vey
$15.00
Sometimes you just need to say it out loud. These royal blue socks let you do just that, with 'OY FUCKING VEY' splashed across the calf in bright yellow letters. They've got crisp yellow and white stripes near the top, giving them a classic, sporty feel. The heel and toe...
Book Slut
Book Slut
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Book Slut
$15.00
The cozy base of these socks comes in a rich burgundy color. Up top, the cuff features bright orange and hot pink stripes. On the visible shin, "BOOK SLUT" is knit in crisp white letters, making your statement clear. The toe and heel areas switch to a vibrant orange, adding...
A pair of teal crew socks with 'Favorite Brother' text, dark blue and white stripes, and off-white heels and toes.
Favorite Brother
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Favorite Brother
$15.00
Let everyone know who the real MVP of the family is with these bright teal socks. They feature 'FAVORITE BROTHER' prominently displayed in a bold, dark blue text around the ankle. Just above and below the lettering, you'll see clean, horizontal stripes in dark blue and white, giving them a...
Green crew socks with a Krampus design, candy canes, and Christmas trees.  Features black and red accents.
Krampus Believes in You
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Krampus Believes in You
$16.00
Krampus, the mischievous counterpart to jolly St. Nick, makes a bold statement on these festive socks. Perfect for those who prefer their holiday cheer with a side of delightful mischief. With a nod to folklore and a sprinkle of humor, these socks capture the spirit of Christmas in a way...
Dark navy crew socks with lime green cuffs, orange top, and multicolor stars. Text reads: 'Best Grandpa Ever!'
Best Grandpa Ever
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Best Grandpa Ever
$11.00
Give the main man in your life a little shout-out with these fun socks. They've got a dark charcoal body with a bright orange cuff and a lime green toe. Right there on the calf, you'll spot "Best GRANDPA ever!" in a mix of cool fonts, with 'Best' and 'ever!'...
Blue crew socks with a pattern of illustrated bagels, a knife, and the text 'More Schmear Please!'
Schmear
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Schmear
$11.00
This blue crew sock showcases an irresistible array of bagels, some appearing plain, others sprinkled with sesame seeds, and even a few with a bite taken out, showing visible pink filling. Near the cuff, the sock features 'MORE SCHMEAR PLEASE!' in white text. At the very bottom, near the toe,...
Cream crew socks with a green cuff. Red and green holly and 'Merry Christmas' text are printed all over.
Merry Christmas
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Merry Christmas
$12.00
Get ready to jingle all the way in style with these merry Christmas socks! The green and white socks showcase a pattern of holly leaves and berries that'll make you feel the holiday cheer with each step. Perfect for spreading holiday cheer or to give your work buddies a festive...
Pair of crew socks in black with a red cuff. The socks have a pattern of 'Merry Christmas' text and holly sprigs in green and red.
Merry Christmas
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Merry Christmas
$12.00
Calling all Christmas lovers and sock enthusiasts! Jingle all the way to the North Pole in these festive black, red, and gold novelty socks that will sleigh your holiday style. With a pattern of holly leaves, berries, and the word "Christmas" written in shimmering gold, they'll add a touch of...
Pair of black crew socks with red and purple stripes.  Features a graphic that says 'I Heart Smut'.
I Heart Smut
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Smut
$15.00
Show off your true affections with these unapologetically direct socks. They come in a sparkly black, featuring bold red toes and heels. Around the cuff, you'll see sharp purple and red stripes. Right there on the calf, it clearly says 'I ❤️ SMUT' in crisp white text, accented by a...
Pair of purple crew socks with orange and beige stripes and the text 'ARE YOU OVER THINKING WHAT I'M OVER THINKING' repeated.
Are You Over Thinking What I'm Over Thinking?
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Are You Over Thinking What I'm Over Thinking?
$15.00
These crew socks pop with a vibrant purple base, making the bold yellow and orange details really stand out. On the leg, you'll find the full, thought-provoking phrase: 'ARE YOU OVER THINKING WHAT I'M OVER THINKING?' clearly visible. This design pretty much sums up how we all feel sometimes. Bright...
Pair of off-white crew socks with hot pink, teal, and gold stripes and 'COOL AUNT' in red text.
Cool Aunt
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Cool Aunt
$15.00
A pretty official badge for the 'Cool Aunt' in your life, or maybe just for you. These socks give off that perfect retro vibe on an off-white base, featuring 'COOL AUNT' spelled out in bold red letters down the side. The bright pink on the toe and a chunky pink...
Pair of pink crew socks with a bright pink, blue, and purple stripe at the top and bottom. The socks feature the text 'I Heart Candy' in a playful font.
I Heart Candy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Candy
$15.00
Grab these light pink socks if you're all about the treats. Up near the cuff, they boldly declare "I ❤️ CANDY" with a bright red heart, set against a background of crisp light pink. Colorful stripes, in shades like pink, blue, yellow, and purple, frame the text. The heel and...
Pair of teal crew socks showing cartoon flies fly fishing from canoes with green and yellow fish leaping.
I'm Fly Fishing
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
I'm Fly Fishing
$16.00
These bright teal socks bring a whole lot of fun to your feet, covered in a lively scene of tiny fly fishermen. You'll spot little dark-bodied flies, each rocking a red hat and white wings, paddling around in their small brown canoes. They're all holding onto fishing rods, patiently waiting...
A pair of navy crew socks with a repeating pattern of golden retrievers and green martini glasses. Reddish-brown toes and heels. "Hard Licker" text.
Hard Licker
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Hard Licker
$14.00
Slipping on these dark blue socks is a nod to your favorite golden retriever - and maybe your favorite happy hour. They're covered in a fun, repeating pattern of golden dogs. You'll see some pups lounging around, while others sit upright, all with a tiny martini glass visible beside them,...
Pair of navy crew socks. One sock features a white and brown dog holding a stick with "branch manager" text in green. Grey heel and toe.
Branch Manager
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Branch Manager
$14.00
Your feet are in for a promotion with these navy blue socks. Visible on one side is an adorable white and brown dog, proudly holding a stick. Just beneath this industrious pup, the words "branch manager" are written in a vibrant green. Another part of a similar dog can be...
Black crew socks with a repeating pattern of white-outlined neon-style beer bottles, frothy mugs, and tall glasses in yellow and green.
Neon Beer
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Neon Beer
$14.00
Time for a cold one, or at least a sock that looks like it! These black socks are covered in awesome neon-style outlines of your favorite brews. You'll see glowing green beer bottles with a bright yellow center, ready for good times. There are also frothy beer mugs, outlined in...
Light beige crew socks with "I AM THE GOAT" text. Each sock shows part of the phrase and a brown goat graphic.
I Am The Goat
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
I Am The Goat
$14.00
Here are socks that make a statement without shouting. They come in a light, speckled beige, sporting a brown text that reads "I AM THE" on the visible side. Right below that, there's a detailed brown goat illustration. The design uses the goat graphic to finish the phrase, subtly declaring...
Black crew socks with grey cuffs, heels, and toes, featuring a brown goat head, yellow stars, and "G.O.A.T." text.
Goat XL
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Goat XL
$14.00
You know a G.O.A.T. when you see one, and these socks totally get it. On a solid black background, a proud goat head takes center stage, complete with long, curved horns. Scattered around it are bright yellow stars, adding to that winning vibe. Below the visible goat, the letters G.O.A.T....
Crew sock in earthy brown, green, and yellow with a sun, mountains, blue water, and "TAKE IT OUTSIDE" text.
Take It Outside Wool XL
Crew SocksSocksmith
$20.00
Take It Outside Wool XL
$20.00
Forget being stuck indoors, these socks are practically begging you to hit the trails. Up top, you've got a bright sunburst pattern rising over some dark, rugged mountain peaks, with a cool blue line that looks like a lake or river right in front. And just to make it clear,...
Grey crew sock with black cuff, heel, toe. Design shows a cartoon skeleton with an axe in its head, giving a thumbs-up.
I'm Okay
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
I'm Okay
$12.00
Feeling like you've got an axe in your head but still rocking a positive vibe? These grey socks are for anyone who's been there. Visible on the side of the sock, a cheerful skeleton gives a thumbs-up, despite having an axe sticking out of its skull. Behind the skeleton, a...
Green crew sock with a "Cow Tipping" design. Features dark silhouette cows, white and grey spotted upside-down cows, yellow text, and white flowers.
Cow Tipping
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Cow Tipping
$12.00
Okay, so you've got these socks that are just pure fun. They're a vibrant grassy green, like a fresh pasture on a sunny day. Scattered all over are dark, silhouetted cows, just chilling out. But then there are a couple of other cows that are totally upside down, white with...
Single heather grey crew sock with black cuff, heel, and toe, featuring a green and yellow crappie fish and "Another Crappie Day" text.
Another Crappie Day
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Another Crappie Day
$12.00
Some days just feel like this, you know? Kick off your day (or commiserate through it) with these heather grey socks. The main body is a soft grey marl, contrasted nicely with solid black cuffs, heels, and toes. Visible on the side of the ankle is a detailed illustration of...
Grey crew socks with repeating pattern of light brown cow faces in sailor hats, fedoras, and flower crowns. Orange heel and toe.
Divine Bovine
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Divine Bovine
$12.00
Say hello to your new favorite pair. These dark grey socks feature an all-over pattern of adorable cow faces. Each cow has light brown fur, white snouts, and gentle brown eyes, complete with little horns. Some of these charming bovines are sporting stylish headwear, like a crisp white sailor's cap...