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Best Sellers

Curious to see what is trending with our other buyers? Check out our best sellers collection! We feature all of our popular and best selling items right here. You will be able to see what is hip and trendy with others and choose from socks you know other people are already enjoying themselves. Don't be shy with those toes! Buy yourself, your friend, or your lover a pair or two today.
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Pair of gray crew socks with yellow and orange stripes and the phrase 'It's Ok to Fart'.
It's Ok to Fart Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

It's Ok to Fart

$15.00
Did you know that only 1% of your farts smell? So it's ok to fart! Put on a pair of these funny men's novelty socks and let one rip! Each cool pair features the phrase, "It's ok to fart" in yellow words against a gray background. These old-school, gym-styled tube...
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Pair of crew socks in black and hot pink with yellow text reading 'Everything Hurts And I'm Dying'.
Everything Hurts And I'm Dying Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

Everything Hurts And I'm Dying

$15.00
Do your socks make you laugh so hard your sides hurt? Maybe they make you howl like a banshee? Nope? Well then you must not own a pair of 'Everything Hurts And I'm Dying' socks yet! These jet black, pink and yellow socks feature the iconic meme text in bold...
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Pair of black crew socks with white stripes and '00 Fucks Given' text.
00 Fucks Given Socks
Unisex Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Size Options Available

00 Fucks Given

$12.00
These 00 Fucks Given black athletic gym socks are perfect for those days when you just can't be bothered to care about your workout or about the malaise of life in general. Maybe you're feeling a little burnt out, or maybe you're just not in the mood. Either way, these...
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Pair of crew socks in gray, teal, and yellow. Features bold text: 'My Dog and I Talk Shit About You'.
My Dog and I Talk Shit About You Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

My Dog and I Talk Shit About You

$15.00
If you consider your dog your best friend and closest confidant, then these funny women's novelty crew socks belong in your sock drawer! Each awesome pair of vintage-styled gym socks showcase the words " My Dog and I talk shit about you" printed along the sides against a gray background.
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Olive green crew socks with dark green polka dots and a cartoon pickle graphic that says, 'I'm kind of a big dill!'
Big Dill Socks
Mens Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00

Big Dill

$11.00
Calling all dill-icious folks! Spice up your sock game with our "Big Dill" crew socks, featuring a kosher pickle in a yarmulke declaring its dill-iciousness. Wear them to your next nosh and watch the compliments pour in like a pickle brine waterfall!
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Pair of black knee-high socks with white stripes and 'Bad Ass' text.  Features an upward-pointing arrow graphic.
Bad Ass Socks
Womens Knee High SocksSock It to Me
$17.00

Bad Ass

$17.00
These socks provide vital instructions for locating someone with great character and little regard for societal norms. But be warned! You better be able to backup that label and win any fight or dance off that comes your way. Each pair of these fun all black knee high socks features...
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Pair of brown crew socks with a white and black "Coffee Makes Me Poop" graphic. Features stripes at the top and bottom.
Coffee Makes Me Poop Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

Coffee Makes Me Poop

$15.00
Coffee Makes Me Poop: Brew-tiful Socks for Coffee Lovers. These socks make it known! Whether you're a coffee lover or poop connoisseur, don't be shy about it. Life is too short for bad coffee and socks! Stand out with these stylish, amusing socks in any setting. Whether it's a coffee...
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Pair of crew socks; dark gray and blue options; Golden Retriever wearing a doctor's coat, pills and text.
The Dogtor Is In Socks
Mens Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00

The Dogtor Is In

$12.00
Show off your love for man's best friend with these paw-some Golden Retriever crew socks. Featuring a pattern of a Golden Retriever wearing a stethoscope and a white coat, these socks have the text "The Dogtor Will See You Now". Perfect for any dog lover, these socks will make you...
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Pair of light blue crew socks with black stripes and 'I ♥ To Fart' graphic.
I Love To Fart Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

I Love To Fart

$15.00
Who says you can't talk about farting and have a little fun with it? Our 'I Love To Fart' socks are the perfect way to show off your love of a good toot. With their light blue and black striped design, these socks will make you the center of attention...
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Pair of taupe crew socks featuring a cartoon squirrel holding acorns and the phrase 'Deez Nuts'.  Acorn pattern repeats on the sock.
Deez Nuts Socks
Unisex Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Size Options Available

Deez Nuts

$13.00
Deez Nuts: The Squirreliest Socks Ever Show off your nuttiness with these autumn-themed Deez Nuts squirrel socks! They're the perfect way to add a touch of fun and personality to your wardrobe. Made with a blend of cozy and soft materials, they come in a variety of sizes to fit...
Crew socks in light blue with a cute kitty, birds, musical notes, and the phrase 'Fuck Off' printed on them.
Fuck Off Kitty Cat Socks
Womens Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00

Fuck Off Kitty Cat

$10.00
Looking for a pair of socks that will put the "fun" in dysfunctional? Our Fuck Off Kitty Cat Womens Crew Socks have you covered! These pink and blue floral socks feature an adorable, yet sassy cat with its paw raised and the middle finger proudly extended. With birds and musical...
Crew socks in olive green and brown.  Features a mountain range, compass details, and the quote 'Not all who wander are lost.'
Wanderer Socks
Mens Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00

Wanderer

$11.00
"Wanderer" novelty socks are the perfect accessory for wanderlusters and those who are open to new experiences. These socks feature the iconic phrase as a reminder that sometimes, the act of wandering or exploring without a specific destination in mind can be a valuable and meaningful experience. It implies that...
Pair of black and white crew socks with 'I'D FUCK ME' vertically printed. Features black and white stripes.
I'd Fuck Me Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

I'd Fuck Me

$15.00
Calling all funky feet! These I'd Fuck Me socks are guaranteed to turn some heads when you rock 'em. Stand out from the crowd and show off your bold side with this hilarious pair of socks. Perfect for those who aren't afraid to make a statement, these socks will put...
Pair of grey crew socks with black cuffs. Features a repeating design of orange fox faces and the text "Zero Fox Given".
Zero Fox Given Socks
Mens Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00

Zero Fox Given

$12.00
Soften the blow of your nasty, negligent attitude with a pair of funny, cool socks that will soften your step, too. Now you can tell people exactly how you feel about their baby shower, retirement party, and children's bad macaroni necklaces and keep it PG at the same time. WIll...
A pair of cream crew socks with brown bean characters wearing sunglasses. The socks have a 'Cool Beans' text and brown cuffs.
Cool Beans Socks
Mens Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00

Cool Beans

$12.00
Kick back and relax with these Cool Beans socks, they are sure to put a smile on your face and those around you. Grab your shades and strut your stuff showing off these white socks with brown tops featuring a pattern of cartoon beans chilling out. If you're looking for...
A pair of men's gray crew socks with black cuffs.  Features an orange fox face and the text 'Zero Fox Given'.
Zero Fox Given XL Socks
Mens Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00

Zero Fox Given XL

$14.00
These zero fox given socks are the paw-fect way to show off your sly style. Each cozy men's crew sock in this XL pair has a gray body, black toes, heels, and cuffs, and an orange fox expressing your "Zero Fox Given" attitude in a fun and fashionable way.
Pair of crew socks, navy blue and light grey, featuring a fishing-themed design with fish illustrations and the text 'Keeping it Reel'.
Keeping it Reel Socks
Mens Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00

Keeping it Reel

$14.00
Meet the Keeping it Reel Crew Socks, an electrifying fashion statement for the reel men who master the art of angling! Dive into a sea of style as these crew socks bring your feet astonishing aquatic adventures. Adorned with a vibrant pattern of blue waves, brown and orange fish, and...
Three pairs of navy blue crew socks with a golf-themed design, including golf carts, golf balls, and golf clubs.
Let's Par-Tee Socks
Mens Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00

Let's Par-Tee

$14.00
Let's Par-Tee: These dark blue, crew-length socks are the perfect accessory for any golf enthusiast, featuring a pattern of golf balls, golf carts, and golf clubs. With the words "Let's Par-Tee Let's R-Tee!" emblazoned on the side, these socks are guaranteed to add a pop of fun to your next...
Pair of burgundy crew socks with teal and pink stripes.  Text reads 'My Cat Says You're Dumb'.
My Cat Says You're Dumb Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

My Cat Says You're Dumb

$15.00
Your cat's word is gold. So if he says you're dumb, then it's most likely true. Each cool pair of vintage-styled novelty gym socks feature the phrase "My cat says you're dumb" printed on the sides against a burgundy background. Perfect for the sassy, cat-loving woman in your life.
Gray crew socks with a green T-Rex graphic, small birds, and the text 'Not today, I'm short-handed!' Green accents at the top and bottom.
T-Rex Socks
Mens Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00

T-Rex

$11.00
These aren't just socks, they're a prehistoric party for your feet! Picture this: a ferocious T-Rex, armed with the slogan "Not today, I'm short-handed!" These gray kicks, with their green toes, heels, and cuffs, are a hilarious reminder that even dinosaurs had to deal with a shortage of hands. Step...
Pair of white crew socks with black stripes and 'Trophy Husband' text.
Trophy Husband Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

Trophy Husband

$15.00
They say behind every successful woman is a trophy husband, but who says you can't be successful and have one, too? These Trophy Husband socks are a fun and lighthearted way to show your appreciation for the man in your life, whether he's a stay-at-home dad, a corporate titan, or...
A pair of teal crew socks with a cool pickle wearing sunglasses. The socks have black polka dots and the phrase 'Just Dill With It'.
Just Dill With It Socks
Unisex Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Size Options Available

Just Dill With It

$13.00
Say sayonara to boring socks and embrace the sheer absurdity of Just Dill With It novelty socks. The chunky cucumber, complete with shades and crossed arms, is the epitome of cool, telling the world you're one cool pickle. And who wouldn't want pickles on their feet? Exactly, no one. So,...
Pair of black and white crew socks featuring the text 'I GIVE THE BEST BLOW JOBS' in a vertical, bold font.
I Give The Best Blow Jobs Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

I Give The Best Blow Jobs

$15.00
I Give The Best Blow Jobs: These NSFW socks are sure to be a hit. Show your dirty sense of humor proudly. Whether you're rocking them at the gym, on a night out, or just lounging around the house, these socks are guaranteed to turn heads.
Pair of crew socks; dark gray and blue options; Golden Retriever wearing doctor's coat, pills, and text 'The Dogtor Is In' and 'Will see you now.'
The Dogtor Is In Socks
Womens Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00

The Dogtor Is In

$10.00
Woof! Calling all dog lovers! Put your paws in a pair of our Doc Socks and let the fun begin! These playful socks feature a crew of cartoon dogs decked out in white lab coats and stethoscopes, ready to give you a thorough checkup. With a sprinkle of red and...
Pair of white crew socks with rainbow 'FUCK YOU' text and smiley faces. Blue and purple stripes at the cuff.
Fuck You Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

Fuck You

$15.00
You've got the Shit Happens bumper sticker on your car. Now all you need are a pair of cheeky socks to match your outlook of life. Tell everyone who has ever screwed you over how you feel about them when you slip on a pair of these funny, outrageous socks....
Crew socks in olive green and brown. Features a mountain range, compass, and the quote 'Not all who wander are lost.'
Wanderer Socks
Womens Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00

Wanderer

$10.00
"The Wanderer" novelty socks are a thoughtful and pensive accessory for travelers and those who are searching for meaning in their lives. Featuring a map, compass, and mountains, these socks are a reminder that not all who wander are lost. Whether you're a seasoned globetrotter or just starting out on...
Crew socks in grey, brown, and black featuring a smiling poop emoji, flies, and the text 'POOP HAPPENS!'
Poop Happens Socks
Mens Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00

Poop Happens

$11.00
Poop Happens Novelty Socks: Dive into a world of whimsical comfort with our Poop Happens socks! These gray socks with a brown poop emoji and black flies are like a lighthearted reminder that even life's messy moments can be amusing. Rock them casually or brighten up formal wear.
Six low-cut ankle socks, assorted colors and coffee-themed designs: coffee cups, coffee beans, and cartoon animals.
Rise & Grind 6 Pack Socks
Womens Ankle SocksK Bell
$12.00

Rise & Grind 6 Pack

$12.00
Start your day off right with the Rise & Grind 6 Pack! These ankle socks are comfy and cute, featuring a variety of coffee-themed designs. One sock shown has a tan background with coffee cups and coffee beans. Another visible sock is gray with different coffee drinks. A black sock...
Pair of crew socks; black with hot pink polka dots, stripes, and a lounging corgi graphic; text reads 'I Can't Adult Today'.
I Can't Adult Today Socks
Womens Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00

I Can't Adult Today

$8.00
Life can sometimes be just a bit too much. Gone are the days of childhood laughter and not having to worry about work. We're taking a day off! These funny socks will have you quitting adulthood - at least for the day. Each pair of black and pink socks features...
Pair of navy blue crew socks with white stars and a graphic of a goat wearing sunglasses. Text 'G.O.A.T.' is displayed below the goat.
The G.O.A.T. Socks
Unisex Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Size Options Available

The G.O.A.T.

$13.00
They're the G.O.A.T. of socks, featuring a stellar design with a cartoon goat rocking shades, and black toe and heel to complete the look. GOAT means Greatest of All Time. Available in crew length for both men and women. These socks are a fun way to celebrate your love for...
black crew socks, white toes & heels, pink & white stripes, bold "i shit glitter" design.
I Shit Glitter Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

I Shit Glitter

$15.00
The "I Shit Glitter" socks are the ultimate accessory for anyone who wants to add a touch of fun and humor to their wardrobe. These crew-length socks feature vibrant pink and blue stripes at the top, with white toes and heels. The bold "I Shit Glitter" message, written in sparkly...
Grey crew socks with a black toe and cuff. Design features a white chicken wearing sunglasses, walking on a yellow and black striped pedestrian crossing. Text says 'Don't Ask'.
Cross the Road Socks
Mens Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00

Cross the Road

$11.00
When the light turns green, rock these gray socks with black chicken crossing the road while wearing sunglasses. They're pure genius and a reminder that road safety comes first, just don't ask why! #crossingthestreet #funnychick #sockcreatures
Pair of navy blue crew socks with red and white stripes and the phrase 'Bitch Please' in a red retro font.
Bitch Please Socks
Womens Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00

Bitch Please

$12.00
Bitch, please. You can't wear just any old socks, you need socks that make a statement. These sassy socks are made for the bold and fabulous. With their dark blue background, red and white striped accents, and "Bitch Please" emblazoned across the front, these socks demand attention. Grab a pair...
Pair of crew socks; grey and navy options; feature gold trophy and 'Trophy Husband' text.
Trophy Husband Socks
Mens Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00

Trophy Husband

$14.00
Trophy Husband gray crew socks with black toes and heels. These socks say Trophy  on the left sock and Husband  on the right, each with a gold trophy in the middle of the word. Mens socks perfect for a trophy husband.
Pair of pink crew socks with black stripes and 'BUTTS' written across the top. Fun, casual style.
Butts Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

Butts

$15.00
Butts In The Dark - Crew Socks: Because nothing says cheeky quite like a pair of socks with butts! These funny socks feature a bold print of pink butts with black stripes near the top and black toes and heels. They're bound to get a few laughs wherever you wear...
Crew socks in blue and mustard yellow.  Design includes a mountain scene, trees, and the words 'Take a Hike'.
Take A Hike Socks
Mens Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00

Take A Hike

$11.00
Take A Hike Novelty Socks: Unleash your inner adventurer with these 'Take A Hike' socks! Featuring a rugged landscape, signpost, and pine tree, these socks will transport you to the great outdoors. Whether you're conquering mountains or taking a leisurely stroll, these socks will remind you to embrace nature's beauty,...
Happy Camper crew socks in teal and dark green. Features a vintage camper van illustration, mountains, and trees.
Happy Camper Socks
Womens Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00

Happy Camper

$10.00
Happy Camper Collection: Designed for the outdoor enthusiast, these crew socks feature a playful scene of a cozy campervan cruising through green pine trees with mountains and a sun shining brightly above. Perfect for camping trips, hiking adventures, or adding a touch of fun to everyday wear, these socks are...
Pair of white crew socks with a vibrant yellow, green, and blue 'F*** YOU' design.  Features blue and yellow accents at the heel and toe.
Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Socks
Unisex Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00

Fuck You You Fucking Fuck

$13.00
Step into these socks and declare your sentiments loudly. It's bolder than a bullhorn, more vivid than a siren, and less likely to get the cops called on you. The blue toes and heels add some pop, and the yellow heel tab makes it easy to put them on and...
Pair of crew socks in olive green with repeating pattern of cartoon pickles wearing sunglasses and making a hand gesture.
Dill With It Socks
Unisex Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Size Options Available

Dill With It

$13.00
Looking for socks that give you an attitude? Our Dill With It socks are here to add some spice to your day. With their cool-as-a-cucumber design, you can dill with anything that comes your way. A green sock with cartoon cucumbers wearing shades and giving the finger is sure to...
Pair of teal crew socks with a design of a bear drinking coffee.  Red and orange accents and small teal dots are also featured.
Bearly Awake Socks
Mens Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00

Bearly Awake

$16.00
Bearly Awake Socks: Wake up and smell the coffee with these dark teal, crew-length socks for men featuring a cartoon bear sipping coffee and the words "Bearly Awake."
Pair of blue crew socks with yellow accents.  They feature a syringe graphic and the text 'Badass Nurse!' and 'This won't hurt a bit!'
Badass Nurse Socks
Mens Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00

Badass Nurse

$11.00
Calling all badass nurses! Show off your love for your profession and bring a smile to your patients' faces with our "Badass Nurse" crew socks. These socks are the perfect way to add a touch of fun and personality to your uniform. With their bright yellow accents they're sure to...
Pair of black crew socks with a scattered coral flower pattern and a playful text overlay.  The text says 'I'm a Delicate Flower'.
Delicate Flower Socks
Womens Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00

Delicate Flower

$12.00
Be the delicate fucking flower you were meant to be in our colorful Floral Crew socks. These socks feature an edgy twist with the words "I'm a Delicate Fucking Flower" stitched boldly on the sides. They're the perfect reminder that even the most delicate of creatures can be strong and...
Pair of cream crew socks with a repeating pattern of brown beans wearing sunglasses.  Text 'Cool Beans' is featured on the socks.
Cool Beans Socks
Womens Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00

Cool Beans

$10.00
Be the coolest bean in town with these Cool Beans novelty socks! They may be white and brown, but they're guaranteed to add a pop of color and personality to your step. The cartoon beans can handle anything with their shades on and the words "cool beans" cheerfully written on...
Pair of green and yellow crew socks with the text 'It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants' in black.  Features yellow and green stripes at the cuff.
It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants

$15.00
Put on a pair of these crew socks and let your feet do the talking! The green and yellow stylish socks feature the message 'It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants' in a yellow script that really pops against the green background. Whether you're heading to the garden center or...
Pair of teal crew socks with a red cuff, featuring a ramen noodle bowl design. Chopsticks and noodle details add to the vibrant, fun look.
Ramen Socks
Mens Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00

Ramen

$11.00
Blue ramen socks for men, featuring a pattern of black bowls filled with yellow noodles, green onions, and a red egg. The socks have a red toe and heel with yellow and green geometric shapes. Show your love for the best comfort food ever, or just show off some fun...
Pair of black crew socks with a fun 'Happy Birthday' theme.  Features pink, blue, and white pixelated cakes, balloons, and presents.
Happy Birthday Socks
Womens Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00

Happy Birthday

$8.00
The Happy Birthday crew socks for women are a fun and lighthearted way to celebrate the special day. With a vibrant pattern of balloons, presents, party hats, and cakes, these socks will put a smile on your face and make sure everyone knows you're ready to party. And who knows,...
Olive green crew socks with dark green polka dots and a cartoon pickle graphic saying, 'I'm kind of a big dill!'
Big Dill Socks
Womens Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00

Big Dill

$10.00
Meet Big Dill, the pickle that's as cool as a cucumber and knows how to make a splash wherever he goes. Wearing these pickle socks with their bright green polka dot background will make your feet look like one giant dill-icious pickle. Perfect for people who want to add a...
Pair of black crew socks with an orange 'Sorry Go Fuck Yourself' message.  Bold lettering in a boxed design.
Sorry Go Fuck Yourself Socks
Unisex Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00

Sorry Go Fuck Yourself

$13.00
Erupt with laughter and captivate all around you with our "Sorry Go F*ck Yourself" socks. These jet-black canvases sport white and orange lettering that leaves no room for misunderstandings. They're the perfect accessory for when you've reached your limit and just need to let loose. Don't just wear socks, make...