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A pair of grey crew socks with neon yellow stripes and the phrase "Who Gives A Crap?" in white.
Who Gives A Crap?
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$7.00
Who Gives A Crap?
$7.00
Dark blue-grey socks that tell it like it is. The visible cuff features wide cream stripes bordered by thin lime green lines. Below that, the phrase 'WHO GIVES A CRAP?' stands out in bold lime green text, set against more cream horizontal stripes. The other shown sock displays a continuation...
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A pair of white crew socks with black stripes and the words 'Trophy Wife' in black. The socks have a black heel and toe.
Trophy Wife
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Trophy Wife
$14.00
A bold statement in crisp white and classic black, these socks feature an upper cuff with several black stripes, setting the stage. Prominently displayed on the visible side, the words 'TROPHY WIFE' are knitted in sharp black lettering. Just below this sassy declaration, two more black stripes circle the ankle...
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A pair of purple crew socks with teal and pink stripes. The words "SUGAR MAMA" are displayed in retro-style lettering.
Sugar Mama
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Sugar Mama
$14.00
Feeling like a 'Sugar Mama'? Let your socks do the talking. These bold purple socks really stand out, with 'SUGAR MAMA' written across the cuff in bright pink and aqua blue block letters. Matching stripes in pink and aqua are visible around the top, giving them a fun, energetic vibe....
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Pair of blue crew socks with yellow and white stripes and the phrase 'OY FUCKING VEY' in yellow lettering.
Oy Fucking Vey
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Oy Fucking Vey
$14.00
Sometimes you just need to say it out loud. These royal blue socks let you do just that, with 'OY FUCKING VEY' splashed across the calf in bright yellow letters. They've got crisp yellow and white stripes near the top, giving them a classic, sporty feel. The heel and toe...
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Pair of cream crew socks with maroon, gold, and purple stripes and the phrase 'Life Starts At Fuck It' in a retro font.
Life Starts At Fuck It
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.99
Life Starts At Fuck It
$13.99
Sometimes you just need to say 'fuck it' and go for it. These socks are that vibe, plain and simple. They come in a classic off-white base with bold horizontal stripes wrapping around the top and ankle. The cuff has thinner dark red and white stripes, while the mid-calf features...
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Pair of white crew socks with maroon and red stripes and 'HOT DAD' text. Retro style.
Hot Dad
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.99
Hot Dad
$13.99
If someone in your life is a hot dad, these are the socks for them. Sporting a classic athletic-style design, these white socks proudly display "HOT DAD" in bold red letters at the top cuff. Just below the text, and again near the toe and heel, you'll find a cool...
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Pair of cream and forest green 'Horny' crew socks. Features horizontal stripes and the word 'Horny' in dark green.
Horny
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Horny
$14.00
Sometimes you just gotta say it, right? These socks get straight to the point. They've got a classic athletic stripe look, with a creamy off-white base and bold dark green stripes wrapped around the top cuff. The word 'HORNY' is visible in crisp white lettering across the wider green band....
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Black crew socks with a teal matchbox and burnt match design. The words 'Burned Out' are on the matchbox.
I'm Burned Out Yo
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
I'm Burned Out Yo
$12.00
Feeling a little fried lately? These socks totally get it. They're covered in scattered, lit matchsticks that flicker on a black background. A bright teal matchbook is also visible, with the words 'Burned Out' boldly printed on its cover. Look closely, and you'll see visible bands of brown and teal...
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Pair of cream-colored crew socks with bold black stripes and the word 'F*CK' printed across the stripes.
Fuck
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Fuck
$14.00
Some days, a quiet protest is best handled by your feet. These socks deliver that message with zero fuss. They're a crisp off-white or cream color, featuring bold black bands around the ankle. On these bands, the word "FUCK" is prominently shown in white letters. Thinner black stripes run just...
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Pair of off-white crew socks with maroon and light blue stripes and the acronym "DILF" embroidered on the leg.
DILF
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.99
DILF
$13.99
Give a nod to the main man in your life - or just yourself - with these straight-to-the-point socks. They feature a creamy off-white base with bold maroon and bright blue stripes around the ankle, just below the clear "DILF" text. The heel and toe areas are blocked in a...
Cunt
Cunt
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Cunt
$14.00
Our crew socks are anything but subtle, kicking off with an off-white body. Near the top, you'll find two bright pink stripes that frame a wider maroon band. Right across that maroon, the word 'CUNT' is spelled out boldly in off-white letters, making its presence known. Both the toes and...
Brown crew socks with off-white stripes and the text 'Chocolate Is My Therapist.'
Chocolate Is My Therapist
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Chocolate Is My Therapist
$14.00
A rich dark brown color, just like your favorite chocolate bar, makes these socks a comforting sight. Bold white letters on the upper part clearly state 'CHOCOLATE IS MY THERAPIST,' with the rest of the text continuing around the side. You'll find a few crisp white stripes near the cuff,...
Pair of cream crew socks with bold blue and dark grey stripes and the word 'BITCH' on each sock.
Bitch
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Bitch
$14.00
Sometimes you just need to say it without saying it. Or, you know, say it directly on your socks. These cream-colored crew socks feature bold royal blue lettering that spells out 'BITCH' across the ribbed cuff, making a clear statement. Two dark blue stripes frame the main text band, adding...
Pair of black crew socks with gold and teal stripes and the phrase 'Average Dick Energy' written vertically.
Average Dick Energy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Average Dick Energy
$14.00
You know that vibe - not too much, not too little, just... there. These black crew socks capture that perfect balance with bold yellow text spelling out "AVERAGE DICK ENERGY" across the leg. They feature crisp yellow and bright blue stripes around the cuff and near the mid-foot, adding a...
Crew socks in green with red cuffs. Design features a snowman, deer, snowflakes, and the phrase 'Merry as Fuck'.
Merry as Fuck
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
Merry as Fuck
$10.00
There's nothing like a snowman with a candy cane and a top hat full of chirping birds to make the holiday season feel extra magical. These delightfully festive socks are here to ensure your holiday spirit is as merry as possible. With curious little reindeer stopping by to marvel at...
Pair of purple crew socks with a Halloween design. Features black bats, a witch's hat, cauldron, and the text 'Witch, Please'.
Witch, Please Turn Cuff
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$12.00
Witch, Please Turn Cuff
$12.00
Ever wonder what a dash of whimsy and a sprinkle of sorcery could do for your wardrobe? Enter our witch turn cuff socks, where style meets spellbinding charm. These purple wonders are adorned with a cheeky black cat, a mystical witch's hat, a bubbling cauldron, and a trusty broom. And...
Pair of off-white crew socks with lime green stripes and the text 'That Just Dills My Pickle'.
That Just Dills My Pickle
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
That Just Dills My Pickle
$14.00
Ever notice how the perfect pickle can elevate a sandwich to legendary status? These socks capture that same spirit of satisfaction and sprinkle it with a dash of sass. With crisp colors and a playful nod to all things briny, "That Just Dills My Pickle" socks bring comfort and a...
Pair of light blue crew socks with a 'In Dog Years I'm Gay' design and rainbow stripes at the cuffs.
In Dog Years I'm Gay
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
In Dog Years I'm Gay
$14.00
Unleash your inner rainbow with a pair of socks that are as fabulous as a pup prancing through a pride parade. Crafted from Blue Teal Cotton and adorned with vibrant nylon accents, these socks are a celebration of love, equality, and canine charm. Perfect for every dog-loving, pride-embracing individual, these...
Pair of dark-green crew socks with neon-green and gold stripes and the words 'BIG PICKLE ENERGY' in white.
Big Pickle Energy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Big Pickle Energy
$14.00
Ever feel like the world needs a little more zest? Meet the socks that embody the perfect balance of sweet and sour, capturing the essence of Big Pickle Energy. These aren't just socks; they're a statement of confidence and charisma, designed for those who know they're the life of the...
Pair of navy blue crew socks with pink and orange stripes featuring the text 'Big City Energy'.
Big Clit Energy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Big Clit Energy
$14.00
There's a certain audacity that comes with knowing exactly who you are, and these socks are a testament to that unapologetic self-assurance. Made in the USA with a soft blend of Navy Cotton, Rust Nylon, and Ruby Nylon, these super-comfy, unisex gym socks fit most feet. Perfect for anyone ready...
Pair of black ribbed athletic socks with white "BAD ASS" text and upward arrow graphic.
Bad Ass Athletic Ribbed
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$15.00
Bad Ass Athletic Ribbed
$15.00
Ever notice how a pair of socks can make you feel invincible? Our Bad Ass socks do just that, with their bold black design and unapologetic attitude. It's not just a look; it's a statement. Wear them, and let the world know you mean business from the ground up.
Pair of purple crew socks with light blue and yellow stripes and the text '100% NOT IMPRESSED'.
100% Not Impressed
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
100% Not Impressed
$14.00
Ever notice how a good shrug says more than words ever could? Now, imagine channeling that vibe through your feet. These "100% Not Impressed" socks speak volumes without you having to lift a shoulder. Crafted in the USA, their purple cotton base with Carolina Blue and Yellow Nylon accents make...
Pair of cream crew socks with burgundy and orange stripes and the phrase 'See You In Hell' in burgundy lettering.
See You in Hell
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
See You in Hell
$14.00
Unleash your defiant side with 'See You in Hell' socks! Perfect for days when you're feeling a touch rebellious or just want to add a spicy footnote to your outfit. Whether you're striding into a boardroom or sprinting around town, these socks speak volumes without saying a word. Why wait...
A navy blue crew sock with a red cuff features a popcorn bucket graphic and 'Shit Show' movie ticket. Scattered popcorn designs complete the look.
Shit Show
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Shit Show
$12.00
Are you ready to showcase your flair for the dramatic with our daring "Shit Show" socks? Painted in vibrant blue, with a fiery red cuff, these crew-length dazzlers feature a striking red-and-white striped popcorn bucket because every popcorn-worthy debacle deserves its own highlight reel. Sprinkled around are whimsical white popcorn...
Pair of pink crew socks with red and rainbow stripes. '100% That Queen' is written in red.
100% That Queen
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
100% That Queen
$14.00
Channel your inner royalty with these vibrant socks that speak volumes without uttering a word. Drenched in luxury, these gym socks are not just a bold fashion statement but a crown for your feet. Crafted in the USA, each pair is a tapestry of Pink Cotton, enhanced with colorful accents...
Crew socks in light blue and teal, featuring a repeating pattern of pixelated brains on fire with a banner reading 'Overthinker'.
Overthinker
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Overthinker
$10.00
Ever feel like your brain is constantly on overdrive? These Overthinker socks capture that exact feeling with a playful twist. Featuring a vibrant pink brain ablaze and the word "Overthinker" emblazoned on a banner, these blue socks perfectly illustrate the mental marathon that never seems to end. Perfect for those...
Charcoal grey crew socks with a teal matchbox and burnt match design. The words 'Burned Out' are on the matchbox.
I'm Burned Out Yo
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
I'm Burned Out Yo
$10.00
Ever feel like a piece of toast left a little too long in the toaster? These socks understand the struggle. Adorned with a blue box of matchsticks and several lit ones, they capture that "Burned Out" vibe perfectly. Remember, even the toastiest among us need a break from the heat...
Black crew socks with red chili peppers and orange flames. The text 'Extra Spicy' is featured on the socks.
Extra Spicy
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Extra Spicy
$10.00
A burst of fiery fun for your feet! These socks are perfect for those who thrive on heat and spice. With red chili peppers and flames dancing across a black background, and "Extra Spicy" boldly written in red letters, they’re a sizzling addition to your wardrobe.
Black crew socks with a pattern of light blue salt shakers and the text 'Extra Salty'.
Extra Salty
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Extra Salty
$10.00
Some days just call for a little extra seasoning, and what better way to express that than with socks that shout "Extra Salty"? These comfy Novelty Cotton crew socks are perfect for those moments when you're feeling sassy and proud. Featuring a bold black design with playful salt shaker images,...
Pair of sage green crew socks with black 'Sweat Harder' text and black and white stripes at the top and bottom.
Sweat Harder
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Sweat Harder
$14.00
Whether you're hitting the gym or just getting through a marathon meeting, our "Sweat Harder" socks are your perfect companion to remind you of your strength and grit. These gray socks sport a bold mantra that's not just a statement, it's a lifestyle! Ideal for both men and women, they...
Pair of white crew socks with purple and lime green details. Checkered stripes and 'So Outta Here' text are featured on the socks.
So Outta Here
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
So Outta Here
$14.00
Escape the mundane on the express lane of style with our FINISH LINE collection! These checkered striped socks are your secret weapon against the dull drudgery of everyday footwear. Decked out in white with a splash of green checks crowning the top, they're a clear signal you're miles ahead in...
Pair of teal crew socks with yellow and white checkerboard stripes at the top and the phrase 'Run Like Nobody's Watching' in white text.
Run Like Nobody's Watching
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Run Like Nobody's Watching
$14.00
Get ready to add a playful kick to your step with our "Run Like Nobody's Watching" socks! Sporting a vibrant dark blue hue with crisp white toes and heels, these socks feature a burst of yellow and white stripes at the top, injecting fun into every stride. But it's not...