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    A pair of white crew socks with black stripes and the words 'Trophy Wife' in black. The socks have a black heel and toe.
    Trophy Wife
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Trophy Wife
    $14.00
    A bold statement in crisp white and classic black, these socks feature an upper cuff with several black stripes, setting the stage. Prominently displayed on the visible side, the words 'TROPHY WIFE' are knitted in sharp black lettering. Just below this sassy declaration, two more black stripes circle the ankle...
    2
    A pair of grey crew socks with neon yellow stripes and the phrase "Who Gives A Crap?" in white.
    Who Gives A Crap?
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $7.00
    Who Gives A Crap?
    $7.00
    Dark blue-grey socks that tell it like it is. The visible cuff features wide cream stripes bordered by thin lime green lines. Below that, the phrase 'WHO GIVES A CRAP?' stands out in bold lime green text, set against more cream horizontal stripes. The other shown sock displays a continuation...
    3
    A pair of purple crew socks with teal and pink stripes. The words "SUGAR MAMA" are displayed in retro-style lettering.
    Sugar Mama
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Sugar Mama
    $14.00
    Feeling like a 'Sugar Mama'? Let your socks do the talking. These bold purple socks really stand out, with 'SUGAR MAMA' written across the cuff in bright pink and aqua blue block letters. Matching stripes in pink and aqua are visible around the top, giving them a fun, energetic vibe....
    4
    Pair of white crew socks with maroon and red stripes and 'HOT DAD' text. Retro style.
    Hot Dad
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $13.99
    Hot Dad
    $13.99
    If someone in your life is a hot dad, these are the socks for them. Sporting a classic athletic-style design, these white socks proudly display "HOT DAD" in bold red letters at the top cuff. Just below the text, and again near the toe and heel, you'll find a cool...
    5
    Pair of teal crew socks with pink and black stripes. Text reads: 'I'm not sure what I'm doing out of bed'.
    I'm Not Sure What I'm Doing Out Of Bed
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $13.99
    I'm Not Sure What I'm Doing Out Of Bed
    $13.99
    Let's be real, some mornings are a struggle just to get vertical. These socks get it. They're a bright aqua blue with cool pink details on the toes, heels, and striped cuffs. The top of each sock boldly declares "I'M NOT SURE WHAT I'M DOING OUT OF BED" in a...
    6
    Pair of off-white crew socks with blue, green, and red stripes at the top and bottom. Text reads: 'These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks'.
    These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $13.99
    These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks
    $13.99
    Rock these cream-colored socks for a bit of playful luck. They feature a clean, classic base with bold horizontal stripes - red, blue, and green - wrapping around the cuff. The main show is the large text running down the front: "THESE ARE MY LUCKY MAHJONG SOCKS," written in a...
    7
    Pair of cream crew socks with maroon, gold, and purple stripes and the phrase 'Life Starts At Fuck It' in a retro font.
    Life Starts At Fuck It
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $13.99
    Life Starts At Fuck It
    $13.99
    Sometimes you just need to say 'fuck it' and go for it. These socks are that vibe, plain and simple. They come in a classic off-white base with bold horizontal stripes wrapping around the top and ankle. The cuff has thinner dark red and white stripes, while the mid-calf features...
    8
    Pair of blue crew socks with 'I Heart Cruises' graphic, pink heart, and neon yellow and green stripes.
    I Heart Cruises
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $13.99
    I Heart Cruises
    $13.99
    Time to pack your bags and set sail, even if it's just to the kitchen. These royal blue socks are perfect for anyone who dreams of open seas and endless buffets. Up top, you'll see crisp stripes in yellow, light blue, and dark blue, framing the bold white text 'I...
    9
    Pair of black crew socks with orange and lime green stripes and 'BOOK BUM' text.
    Book Bum
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $13.99
    Book Bum
    $13.99
    Settle in with your favorite read, because these socks are made for book lovers. They're primarily black, featuring bright neon green text that clearly says "BOOK BUM" just below the cuff. That top cuff has a cool stripe design, with a bold orange line flanked by two thinner white stripes....
    10
    Pair of purple crew socks with orange and beige stripes and the text 'ARE YOU OVER THINKING WHAT I'M OVER THINKING' repeated.
    Are You Over Thinking What I'm Over Thinking?
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $13.99
    Are You Over Thinking What I'm Over Thinking?
    $13.99
    These crew socks pop with a vibrant purple base, making the bold yellow and orange details really stand out. On the leg, you'll find the full, thought-provoking phrase: 'ARE YOU OVER THINKING WHAT I'M OVER THINKING?' clearly visible. This design pretty much sums up how we all feel sometimes. Bright...
    Pair of red crew socks with a white 'Do Not Disturb' message and white stripes. Small logo near the toes.
    Do Not Disturb
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $13.99
    Do Not Disturb
    $13.99
    Need some peace and quiet? These red crew socks are pretty clear about it. They feature "DO NOT DISTURB" in bold white letters, stacked up the front of the leg. You'll also spot some crisp white stripes on the ribbed cuff, with one thicker stripe and two thinner ones, and...
    Pair of cream crew socks with teal and pink stripes and the text 'I LIKE DOGS MORE THAN PEOPLE' in brown.
    I Like Dogs More Than People
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    I Like Dogs More Than People
    $14.00
    For anyone whose best friend has four paws and a wagging tail, these socks get it. They've got a pale yellow base with bold teal and hot pink stripes up top. Right smack in the middle, they loudly declare 'I LIKE DOGS MORE THAN PEOPLE' in chunky black letters. The...
    Pair of crew socks in pink with gold and teal stripes. Text reads: 'I LIKE CATS MORE THAN PEOPLE'.
    I Like Cats More Than People
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    I Like Cats More Than People
    $14.00
    These socks are for anyone who genuinely prefers a purr over small talk. They come in a soft light pink, featuring bold black text up the calf that clearly states "I LIKE CATS MORE THAN PEOPLE". Around the top cuff and down near the toes, you'll spot some neat stripes...
    Pair of light green crew socks with green and yellow stripes and the text 'I DIG NATIVE PLANTS'.
    I Dig Native Plants
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    I Dig Native Plants
    $14.00
    These socks are for anyone who loves getting their hands dirty, or just appreciates the beauty of local flora. They come in a fresh light green color, with bold stripes of darker green and bright yellow at the cuff and around the toe and heel. Up top, the sock spells...
    Pair of blue crew socks with a retro design. Features 'I Heart Peanut Butter' text, red heart, and gold accents.
    I Heart Peanut Butter
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    I Heart Peanut Butter
    $14.00
    Anyone who truly gets the magic of peanut butter needs these. They come in a super bright blue, right down to the ribbed cuff. Each sock features 'I ❤ PEANUT BUTTER' spelled out in crisp white letters, with a bold red heart for emphasis, sitting squarely on the leg. You’ll...
    Pair of cream-colored crew socks with orange, red, yellow, and green stripes and the text 'Employee of the Year'.
    Employee Of The Year
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Employee Of The Year
    $14.00
    Bold and bright, these off-white crew socks celebrate your grind. They sport a clear "EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR" graphic, knitted right into the fabric in vibrant orange lettering. The top features a ribbed cuff with thin horizontal stripes in yellow, orange, and blue. Just below, wider bands of red, orange,...
    Pair of grey crew socks with green and purple stripes. Text reads 'Horny for Spreadsheets'.
    Horny For Spread Sheets
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Horny For Spread Sheets
    $14.00
    For anyone who genuinely loves numbers, these light grey crew socks show it. A bold white stripe at the top displays the phrase "HORNY FOR SPREAD SHEETS" in purple block letters, framed by green and purple stripes on the cuff. The rest of the sock is a light grey, leading...
    Pair of black crew socks with gold and teal stripes and the phrase 'Average Dick Energy' written vertically.
    Average Dick Energy
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Average Dick Energy
    $14.00
    You know that vibe - not too much, not too little, just... there. These black crew socks capture that perfect balance with bold yellow text spelling out "AVERAGE DICK ENERGY" across the leg. They feature crisp yellow and bright blue stripes around the cuff and near the mid-foot, adding a...
    Pair of cream crew socks with orange and yellow stripes and the word 'FREAK' displayed. A fun, retro design.
    Freak
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Freak
    $14.00
    Time to let your true colors show with these socks. They rock a classic athletic vibe in cream, bold red, and bright yellow. Up top, you've got two clear yellow stripes bracketing a solid red band. The word 'FREAK' is visible in white letters across that red stripe on one...
    Pair of cream crew socks with bold blue and dark grey stripes and the word 'BITCH' on each sock.
    Bitch
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Bitch
    $14.00
    Sometimes you just need to say it without saying it. Or, you know, say it directly on your socks. These cream-colored crew socks feature bold royal blue lettering that spells out 'BITCH' across the ribbed cuff, making a clear statement. Two dark blue stripes frame the main text band, adding...
    Pair of cream-colored crew socks with red and burgundy stripes and the word 'FERAL' in bold white lettering.
    Feral
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Feral
    $14.00
    Time to let your wild side out, starting from the ground up. These socks feature a creamy, off-white base with bold red stripes around the top cuff. Right in the middle of those stripes, you'll see "FERAL" spelled out in white letters, making a clear statement. The heels and toes...
    Pair of cream and forest green 'Horny' crew socks. Features horizontal stripes and the word 'Horny' in dark green.
    Horny
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Horny
    $14.00
    Sometimes you just gotta say it, right? These socks get straight to the point. They've got a classic athletic stripe look, with a creamy off-white base and bold dark green stripes wrapped around the top cuff. The word 'HORNY' is visible in crisp white lettering across the wider green band....
    Cunt
    Cunt
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Cunt
    $14.00
    Our crew socks are anything but subtle, kicking off with an off-white body. Near the top, you'll find two bright pink stripes that frame a wider maroon band. Right across that maroon, the word 'CUNT' is spelled out boldly in off-white letters, making its presence known. Both the toes and...
    Pair of cream-colored crew socks with bold black stripes and the word 'F*CK' printed across the stripes.
    Fuck
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Fuck
    $14.00
    Some days, a quiet protest is best handled by your feet. These socks deliver that message with zero fuss. They're a crisp off-white or cream color, featuring bold black bands around the ankle. On these bands, the word "FUCK" is prominently shown in white letters. Thinner black stripes run just...
    Pair of purple crew socks with neon pink and yellow stripes and the words 'BIG BUTT ENERGY' printed on them.
    Big Butt Energy
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Big Butt Energy
    $14.00
    These socks come in a bold, rich purple, perfect for making a statement without saying a word, unless you count the actual words on them. Down the cuff, you've got 'BIG BUTT ENERGY' spelled out in bright pink and neon yellow letters, so everyone knows your vibe. There are crisp...
    Pair of gray crew socks with yellow and orange stripes and the phrase 'It's Ok to Fart'.
    It's Ok to Fart
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    It's Ok to Fart
    $14.00
    Did you know that only 1% of your farts smell? So it's ok to fart! Put on a pair of these funny men's novelty socks and let one rip! Each cool pair features the phrase, "It's ok to fart" in yellow words against a gray background. These old-school, gym-styled tube...
    Pair of light blue crew socks with black stripes and 'I ♥ To Fart' graphic.
    I Love To Fart
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    I Love To Fart
    $14.00
    Who says you can't talk about farting and have a little fun with it? Our 'I Love To Fart' socks are the perfect way to show off your love of a good toot. With their light blue and black striped design, these socks will make you the center of attention...
    Pair of brown crew socks with a white and black "Coffee Makes Me Poop" graphic. Features stripes at the top and bottom.
    Coffee Makes Me Poop
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Coffee Makes Me Poop
    $14.00
    Coffee Makes Me Poop: Brew-tiful Socks for Coffee Lovers. These socks make it known! Whether you're a coffee lover or poop connoisseur, don't be shy about it. Life is too short for bad coffee and socks! Stand out with these stylish, amusing socks in any setting. Whether it's a coffee...
    Pair of white crew socks with black stripes and 'Trophy Husband' text.
    Trophy Husband
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Trophy Husband
    $14.00
    They say behind every successful woman is a trophy husband, but who says you can't be successful and have one, too? These Trophy Husband socks are a fun and lighthearted way to show your appreciation for the man in your life, whether he's a stay-at-home dad, a corporate titan, or...
    Pair of black crew socks with white stripes and 'DADDY' text. Sporty and playful design.
    Daddy Gym
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Daddy Gym
    $14.00
    You can't go wrong with a pair of these black and white Daddy gym socks. Designed for both men and women, these crew length socks feature bold white stripes and the word "DADDY" written in a stylish font. Perfect for hitting the gym or running around town, these socks will...
    Pair of black crew socks with gold and white stripes and the phrase 'Sounds Like Bullshit To Me' printed vertically.
    Sounds Like Bullshit To Me
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Sounds Like Bullshit To Me
    $14.00
    Whoever said socks need to be boring and basic? For those with a taste for footwear that's just a tad bit cheeky, these Sounds Like Bullshit To Me socks will be a hit. Wear them with pride and let the world know you mean business ” or not.
    Pair of crew socks in black and hot pink with yellow text reading 'Everything Hurts And I'm Dying'.
    Everything Hurts And I'm Dying
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Everything Hurts And I'm Dying
    $14.00
    Do your socks make you laugh so hard your sides hurt? Maybe they make you howl like a banshee? Nope? Well then you must not own a pair of 'Everything Hurts And I'm Dying' socks yet! These jet black, pink and yellow socks feature the iconic meme text in bold...
    Pair of black and white crew socks featuring the text 'I GIVE THE BEST BLOW JOBS' in a vertical, bold font.
    I Give The Best Blow Jobs
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    I Give The Best Blow Jobs
    $14.00
    I Give The Best Blow Jobs: These NSFW socks are sure to be a hit. Show your dirty sense of humor proudly. Whether you're rocking them at the gym, on a night out, or just lounging around the house, these socks are guaranteed to turn heads.
    Pair of blue crew socks with a red heart and 'I Love Naps' graphic, accented with cream and green stripes.
    I Love Naps
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    I Love Naps
    $14.00
    Show off your passion for power naps with these bright blue, green and red socks with the words "I Love Naps" covering them from top to bottom. Dedicated to the art of snoozing, these socks are like tiny love letters to your favorite sleeping position. Since hearts and naps go...
    Pair of lavender crew socks with a yellow cuff and heel. The socks feature a graphic that reads 'I love being weird' in black text with a red heart.
    I Love Being Weird
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    I Love Being Weird
    $14.00
    You already love being weird (you checked out this description, didn't you?). Now you can put it in writing. Seriously though, these purple socks will keep your toes warm and comfy, whether you're making a coffee run in your pajamas or kicking it at a party. The bright yellow toes...
    Pair of pink crew socks with a blue 'Cats Don't Give A Fuck' slogan. Features white and blue stripes at the top and bottom.
    Cats Don't Give A Fuck Gym
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Cats Don't Give A Fuck Gym
    $14.00
    Strut your stuff in these "CATS DON'T GIVE A FUCK GYM" socks that ooze apathy and feline fabulousness. Featuring a bold blue stripe and white text, these crew socks are here to remind you that cats do indeed not give a fuck...about anything. Except maybe tuna. Who even knows anymore?...
    Pair of maroon crew socks with yellow and orange stripes. The socks feature the text 'BIG DICK ENERGY' in a retro style.
    Big Dick Energy
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Big Dick Energy
    $14.00
    Show off your big dick energy with these crew socks. They're made with a burgundy base, yellow stripes, and red accents for a look that's sure to attract attention. The socks are made for both men and women and feature the words "Big Dick Energy." Whether you're rocking them at...
    Pair of green crew socks with white stripes and the text 'I READ BANNED BOOKS'.
    I Read Banned Books
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    I Read Banned Books
    $14.00
    The hardest thing about wearing these socks is keeping them a secret! These vibrant forest green socks with white and cream stripes will literally scream "I Read Banned Books" when you walk by. Show your support for intellectual freedom and the power of knowledge every time you put on these...
    Pair of orange crew socks with yellow stripes and an 'I love cheese' graphic. Pink heart detail.
    I Love Cheese
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    I Love Cheese
    $14.00
    Get ready to melt hearts and provoke smiles with our "I Love Cheese" crew socks! Imagine your feet wrapped in a bright splash of orange, shouting your cheese adoration with bold yellow letters - it’s love at first bite. Caught in a gooey romance? A pink heart seals the deal,...
    Pair of pink crew socks with black stripes and 'BUTTS' written across the top. Fun, casual style.
    Butts
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Butts
    $14.00
    Butts In The Dark - Crew Socks: Because nothing says cheeky quite like a pair of socks with butts! These funny socks feature a bold print of pink butts with black stripes near the top and black toes and heels. They're bound to get a few laughs wherever you wear...
    Pair of maroon crew socks with off-white stripes and 'OLD FART' text. Retro design.
    Old Fart
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Old Fart
    $14.00
    Be the life of the party with these "OLD FART" socks! Turn heads as you walk by in these funky red socks with white stripes, toe and heel. These crew length socks make the perfect gift for any man or woman with a sense of humor.
    Pair of burgundy crew socks with teal and pink stripes. Text reads 'My Cat Says You're Dumb'.
    My Cat Says You're Dumb
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    My Cat Says You're Dumb
    $14.00
    Your cat's word is gold. So if he says you're dumb, then it's most likely true. Each cool pair of vintage-styled novelty gym socks feature the phrase "My cat says you're dumb" printed on the sides against a burgundy background. Perfect for the sassy, cat-loving woman in your life.
    Pair of purple and teal crew socks with the text 'Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are' written vertically.
    Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are
    $14.00
    Be the person your dog thinks you are, even when you're just lounging around. These purple and blue crew socks feature white and blue text that reads "Be the person your dog thinks you are," making them the perfect way to show off your love for your furry friend. The...
    Pair of light teal crew socks with black stripes and repeated expletives printed vertically.
    Dirty Words
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Dirty Words
    $14.00
    Dirty Words, a set of amusing crew-extra-long socks, are here to spice up your sock drawer! Written in black over a pristine white background, these socks read, "Dirty Words." These socks, which are available in a unisex design, are great for both men and women. Wear a pair of these...
    Pair of pink crew socks with navy blue and black stripes. The socks feature the text 'I'm Too Old For This Shit' in a bold font.
    I'm Too Old For This Shit
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    I'm Too Old For This Shit
    $14.00
    Put some pep in your step and slip into these I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT Socks! These vibrant, comfy socks, with black at the toe and heel and bright pink and blue stripes at the top, will make you the hit of the gym. Plus, the fun saying will...
    black crew socks, white toes & heels, pink & white stripes, bold "i shit glitter" design.
    I Shit Glitter
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    I Shit Glitter
    $14.00
    The "I Shit Glitter" socks are the ultimate accessory for anyone who wants to add a touch of fun and humor to their wardrobe. These crew-length socks feature vibrant pink and blue stripes at the top, with white toes and heels. The bold "I Shit Glitter" message, written in sparkly...
    Pair of teal crew socks with a black graphic that reads 'Owner of the World's Cutest Cat'. White accents on the cuffs and toes.
    Owner of the World's Cutest Cat
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Owner of the World's Cutest Cat
    $14.00
    Imagine if your feet could purr! Well, these are the closest thing you'll find. The toes meow, and the cuffs proudly declare 'Owner of the World's Cutest Cat'. They're like the ultimate feline fashion statement, except your feet will be doing all the talking. These electric blue socks with white...
    Pair of off-white crew socks with black and orange stripes. Text 'Horny For Thrift Stores' is vertically stacked on the socks.
    Horny For Thrift Stores
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Horny For Thrift Stores
    $14.00
    You're a thrifter, you're unique. Show off your love for thrifting with these "Horny for Thrift Stores" socks. Perfect for men or women, these bright and bold crew socks are sure to turn heads and strike up a conversation. The white socks have the words "Horny for Thrift Stores" written...