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Pair of crew socks in gray, teal, and yellow. Features bold text: 'My Dog and I Talk Shit About You'.
My Dog and I Talk Shit About You
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
My Dog and I Talk Shit About You
$14.00
If you consider your dog your best friend and closest confidant, then these funny women's novelty crew socks belong in your sock drawer! Each awesome pair of vintage-styled gym socks showcase the words " My Dog and I talk shit about you" printed along the sides against a gray background.
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Pair of black crew socks with white stripes and 'DADDY' text.  Sporty and playful design.
Daddy Gym
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Daddy Gym
$14.00
You can't go wrong with a pair of these black and white Daddy gym socks. Designed for both men and women, these crew length socks feature bold white stripes and the word "DADDY" written in a stylish font. Perfect for hitting the gym or running around town, these socks will...
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Pair of black crew socks with gold and white stripes and the phrase 'Sounds Like Bullshit To Me' printed vertically.
Sounds Like Bullshit To Me
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Sounds Like Bullshit To Me
$14.00
Whoever said socks need to be boring and basic? For those with a taste for footwear that's just a tad bit cheeky, these Sounds Like Bullshit To Me socks will be a hit. Wear them with pride and let the world know you mean business ” or not.
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Pair of pink crew socks with black stripes and 'BUTTS' written across the top. Fun, casual style.
Butts
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Butts
$14.00
Butts In The Dark - Crew Socks: Because nothing says cheeky quite like a pair of socks with butts! These funny socks feature a bold print of pink butts with black stripes near the top and black toes and heels. They're bound to get a few laughs wherever you wear...
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Pair of purple and teal crew socks with the text 'Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are' written vertically.
Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are
$14.00
Be the person your dog thinks you are, even when you're just lounging around. These purple and blue crew socks feature white and blue text that reads "Be the person your dog thinks you are," making them the perfect way to show off your love for your furry friend. The...
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Pair of light teal crew socks with black stripes and repeated expletives printed vertically.
Dirty Words
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Dirty Words
$14.00
Dirty Words, a set of amusing crew-extra-long socks, are here to spice up your sock drawer! Written in black over a pristine white background, these socks read, "Dirty Words." These socks, which are available in a unisex design, are great for both men and women. Wear a pair of these...
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Pair of off-white crew socks with black and orange stripes. Text 'Horny For Thrift Stores' is vertically stacked on the socks.
Horny For Thrift Stores
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Horny For Thrift Stores
$14.00
You're a thrifter, you're unique. Show off your love for thrifting with these "Horny for Thrift Stores" socks. Perfect for men or women, these bright and bold crew socks are sure to turn heads and strike up a conversation. The white socks have the words "Horny for Thrift Stores" written...
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Pair of lavender crew socks with a dark gray 'Owner of the World's Cutest Dog' graphic and white/gray stripes near the cuffs.
Owner of the World's Cutest Dog
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Owner of the World's Cutest Dog
$14.00
We've got socks that'll make you the envy of all dog owners! Our "Owner of the World's Cutest Dog" socks in lavender, proudly proclaim your fur baby's cuteness to the world. These Crew socks are perfect for men and women who want to show off their love for their four-legged...
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Pair of green and yellow crew socks with the text 'It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants' in black.  Features yellow and green stripes at the cuff.
It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants
$14.00
Put on a pair of these crew socks and let your feet do the talking! The green and yellow stylish socks feature the message 'It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants' in a yellow script that really pops against the green background. Whether you're heading to the garden center or...
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Pair of blue and beige crew socks with the text 'Dogs Make The World Better' in a retro stripe design.
Dogs Make The World Better
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Dogs Make The World Better
$14.00
Blue socks with 'Dogs Make The World Better' in a lighter blue. Don't be a bonehead, wear these socks to show dogs love. Blue socks made for men or women to show your love for paws and claws.
Pair of maroon crew socks with teal accents and a retro-style 'Rad Dad' graphic.
Rad Dad
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Rad Dad
$14.00
Celebrate the coolest dads around with our eye-catching Rad Dad socks. These snazzy socks feature bold RAD DAD lettering set against a vibrant red background, guaranteed to add a pop of color and a dash of whimsy to any outfit. Striped with white and teal at the top, they perfectly...
Pair of white crew socks with yellow and lime green stripes.  Text reads: 'Cocktails First Questions Later'.
Cocktails First Questions Later
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Cocktails First Questions Later
$14.00
Cocktails First Questions Later Socks: Raise a glass to these boozy beauties! "Cocktails First, Questions Later" socks are the perfect accessory for your next happy hour. These crew socks are made for both men and women and feature white fabric with a black and yellow text design that reads "Cocktails...
Pair of green crew socks with a red heart and 'I love pickles' graphic.  Features thin gold and white stripes at the cuff and off-white heel and toe.
I Heart Pickles
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Heart Pickles
$14.00
Love those pickles! These I Heart Pickles socks give you a dilly of a good time. Topped with bright green with white accents and featuring a fresh red heart with 'I Heart Pickles' written above, you'll never dill-iver these socks. Show your love for this crunchy snack and pickle lovers...
Pair of pink crew socks with black stripes and the phrase 'Mean People Suck' in black lettering.
Mean People Suck
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Mean People Suck
$14.00
Pink and black striped socks with a bold statement: Mean People Suck! These socks are more than just a fashion statement, they're a hilarious conversation starter. Show off your sassy side and let the world know how you feel about negativity. Plus, they're super comfy and make a great gift...
Two pink crew socks with black 'Birthday Bitch' lettering and gold stripes. Black and gold accents at the cuffs.
Birthday Bitch
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Birthday Bitch
$14.00
You know when you're at a party or event and you see someone with fun socks or a wacky tee, and you instantly want to know where they got it? These socks are the ticket. They're pink and have "Birthday Bitch" written on the front. Perfect for the next bday...
Pair of brown crew socks with a yellow and light blue retro stripe and 'Bird Nerd' text.
Bird Nerd
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Bird Nerd
$14.00
Let your feet do the squawking with these orange socks, flanked by blue and yellow accents that sing a tune louder than a morning chorus. Adorned with "bird nerd" in vibrant yellow script along the leg, they're a shout-out to anyone who believes binoculars are just as essential as coffee...
Pair of grey-blue crew socks with white "BADASS GRANDPA" text, yellow cuffs, orange heels & toes, and a grey logo.
Badass Grandpa
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Badass Grandpa
$15.00
Know a grandpa who's more about tearing up the dance floor than sitting in a rocking chair? These socks are his vibe. They're a cool grey-blue, sporting bright orange on the heels and toes. The cuff up top is a bold yellow, detailed with thin black and orange stripes. Right...
A black crew sock with white text "I LOVE COCK AND HATE THE GOVERNMENT" on a white stripe, black and white stripes. White heel/toe.
I Love Cock And Hate The Government
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Love Cock And Hate The Government
$15.00
Okay, so these socks cut right to the chase, no messing around. Up top, the cuff features classic black and white horizontal stripes before hitting a bold white section. That's where the real statement is, spelled out in clear black letters: "I LOVE COCK AND HATE THE GOVERNMENT." Below that,...
Pair of cream crew socks with dark brown cuffs, heels, and toes. Features 'I ❤️ NUTS' in black text with a red heart.
I Heart Nuts
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Nuts
$15.00
If you're all about that nutty life, these socks are calling your name. They come in a comfy cream-white, topped with a ribbed cuff that features two dark brown stripes. Right there on the calf, you'll see a bold declaration: 'I ❤️ NUTS' - the heart is a vibrant red,...
Pair of cream crew socks with 'Easily Distracted By Books' in green text, horizontal brown, blue, and green stripes.
Easily Distracted By Books
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Easily Distracted By Books
$15.00
Anyone who knows you, knows you're probably already halfway through another chapter. These cream-colored socks get it. They've got "EASILY DISTRACTED BY BOOKS" spelled out on the shin in a cool olive green, letting everyone know where your mind usually is. Up top, there are crisp horizontal stripes in brown,...
Two lavender crew socks with cream heel/toe. Maroon and white stripes on cuff, 'FAVORITE SISTER' text visible on one sock.
Favorite Sister
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Favorite Sister
$15.00
Let everyone know who truly reigns supreme in the sibling hierarchy with these 'Favorite Sister' socks. They come in a lovely soft lavender, definitely a step up from boring plain white. Around the ribbed cuff, you'll spot bold maroon stripes framing bright white lines, with 'FAVORITE SISTER' spelled out in...
A pair of teal crew socks with 'Favorite Brother' text, dark blue and white stripes, and off-white heels and toes.
Favorite Brother
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Favorite Brother
$15.00
Let everyone know who the real MVP of the family is with these bright teal socks. They feature 'FAVORITE BROTHER' prominently displayed in a bold, dark blue text around the ankle. Just above and below the lettering, you'll see clean, horizontal stripes in dark blue and white, giving them a...
Pair of burgundy crew socks with "BADASS GRANDMA" in white, hot pink toes, and horizontal pink and blue stripes on the cuff.
Badass Grandma
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Badass Grandma
$15.00
Let's get straight to it: some grandmas are just different. These socks, primarily a deep burgundy, proudly declare "BADASS GRANDMA" across the top in crisp white lettering. Just above and below the text, you'll find a cool stripe pattern, alternating between bold hot pink and a lighter blue, wrapping around...
Bright green crew socks with 'I ❤️ MATCHA' text in white and a pink heart. Features white toe, heel, and striped cuffs.
I Heart Matcha
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Matcha
$15.00
If you're all about that vibrant green tea life, these socks are basically a wearable billboard for your love. They feature a bright, almost fluorescent green that really pops. Up at the top, just under the cuff, you'll see a white 'I' followed by a bold pink heart and then...
A single brown crew sock with black toes and heels. Features "I SUCK AT FANTASY FOOTBALL" text on a white band.
I Suck At Fantasy Football
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Suck At Fantasy Football
$15.00
Feeling like your fantasy football team is perpetually stuck in last place? Don't worry, these socks get it. They're a rich, mottled brown color with bold black heels and toes. Up top, there's a wide cream-colored band that proudly declares "I SUCK AT FANTASY FOOTBALL" in black lettering. Thin black...
A pair of cream crew socks, one slightly behind the other. They have red striped cuffs, a brown band with "DICK" in white letters, and red heels and toes.
Dick
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Dick
$15.00
Sometimes you just want to make a statement, and these socks are here to help you do it. They come in a classic cream color, perfect for letting the details truly pop. Visible around the cuff, there's a bold brown band with the word 'DICK' spelled out clearly in white...
A folded pair of black crew socks featuring 'Good Grief' text, orange toe and heel, and burgundy, gold, and cream stripes.
Good Grief
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Good Grief
$15.00
Some days, you just gotta say it. And with these socks, you can say 'Good Grief' loud and clear, right on your feet. They've got a classic black base, bright orange on the toe and heel, and bold stripes in burgundy, gold, and a creamy off-white circling the cuff. The...
Pair of white crew socks with green and yellow-orange cuff stripes. Features 'I ❤️ TENNIS' text with a red heart. Green heels and toes.
I Heart Tennis
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Tennis
$15.00
White crew socks, built for the love of tennis. Up top, bold horizontal stripes in green and yellow-orange frame the clear 'I ❤️ TENNIS' message. The 'I' and 'TENNIS' are bright green, with a classic red heart in between. Solid green panels define the heels and toes, giving them a...
Pair of cream crew socks with red 'SLUT' text, blue-purple stripes on cuff, and blue-purple toe and heel sections.
Slut
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Slut
$15.00
Forget blending in, these socks are here to make a statement. Cream colored and comfy-looking, they rock a bold red stripe right around the ankle, yelling 'SLUT' in white capital letters. Above and below that, you've got thin, sharp blue-purple stripes that really pop. The toes and heels are also...
Single dark grey crew sock with "THERE'S NO TASTE LIKE BAD TASTE" text, red heel, red toe, and white/red stripes.
There's No Taste Like Bad Taste
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
There's No Taste Like Bad Taste
$15.00
Okay, so if your style motto is "more is more" or you just generally find yourself drawn to things others might politely call "questionable," these socks are for you. They're a dark charcoal grey base, serving as the perfect backdrop for some seriously bold statements. Up top, there are crisp...
Bless Your Heart
Bless Your Heart
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Bless Your Heart
$14.00
These white crew socks are ready to add a bit of playful wit to your day. Up top, you’ll find a classic ribbed cuff, followed by horizontal stripes in light aqua and dark blue. The front prominently features the phrase “BLESS YOUR HEART” in bold dark blue letters, giving off...
A pair of white crew socks with black stripes and the words 'Trophy Wife' in black.  The socks have a black heel and toe.
Trophy Wife
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Trophy Wife
$14.00
A bold statement in crisp white and classic black, these socks feature an upper cuff with several black stripes, setting the stage. Prominently displayed on the visible side, the words 'TROPHY WIFE' are knitted in sharp black lettering. Just below this sassy declaration, two more black stripes circle the ankle...
Pair of off-white crew socks with blue stripes and 'Teacher of the Year' text.
Teacher Of The Year
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Teacher Of The Year
$14.00
Time to celebrate the unsung heroes - teachers! These socks come in a classic cream color, perfect for adding a little pop to any outfit. The cuff proudly features "Teacher Of The Year" in a bold, vibrant blue text, framed by thinner blue stripes above and below. You'll also notice...
A pair of grey crew socks with neon yellow stripes and the phrase "Who Gives A Crap?" in white.
Who Gives A Crap?
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Who Gives A Crap?
$14.00
Dark blue-grey socks that tell it like it is. The visible cuff features wide cream stripes bordered by thin lime green lines. Below that, the phrase 'WHO GIVES A CRAP?' stands out in bold lime green text, set against more cream horizontal stripes. The other shown sock displays a continuation...
A pair of purple crew socks with teal and pink stripes.  The words "SUGAR MAMA" are displayed in retro-style lettering.
Sugar Mama
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Sugar Mama
$14.00
Feeling like a 'Sugar Mama'? Let your socks do the talking. These bold purple socks really stand out, with 'SUGAR MAMA' written across the cuff in bright pink and aqua blue block letters. Matching stripes in pink and aqua are visible around the top, giving them a fun, energetic vibe....
Pair of white crew socks with maroon and red stripes and 'HOT DAD' text.  Retro style.
Hot Dad
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Hot Dad
$14.00
If someone in your life is a hot dad, these are the socks for them. Sporting a classic athletic-style design, these white socks proudly display "HOT DAD" in bold red letters at the top cuff. Just below the text, and again near the toe and heel, you'll find a cool...
Pair of off-white crew socks with blue, green, and red stripes at the top and bottom. Text reads: 'These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks'.
These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks
$14.00
Rock these cream-colored socks for a bit of playful luck. They feature a clean, classic base with bold horizontal stripes - red, blue, and green - wrapping around the cuff. The main show is the large text running down the front: "THESE ARE MY LUCKY MAHJONG SOCKS," written in a...
Pair of teal crew socks with pink and black stripes.  Text reads: 'I'm not sure what I'm doing out of bed'.
I'm Not Sure What I'm Doing Out Of Bed
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I'm Not Sure What I'm Doing Out Of Bed
$14.00
Let's be real, some mornings are a struggle just to get vertical. These socks get it. They're a bright aqua blue with cool pink details on the toes, heels, and striped cuffs. The top of each sock boldly declares "I'M NOT SURE WHAT I'M DOING OUT OF BED" in a...
Pair of cream crew socks with maroon, gold, and purple stripes and the phrase 'Life Starts At Fuck It' in a retro font.
Life Starts At Fuck It
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Life Starts At Fuck It
$14.00
Sometimes you just need to say 'fuck it' and go for it. These socks are that vibe, plain and simple. They come in a classic off-white base with bold horizontal stripes wrapping around the top and ankle. The cuff has thinner dark red and white stripes, while the mid-calf features...
Pair of blue crew socks with 'I Heart Cruises' graphic, pink heart, and neon yellow and green stripes.
I Heart Cruises
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Heart Cruises
$14.00
Time to pack your bags and set sail, even if it's just to the kitchen. These royal blue socks are perfect for anyone who dreams of open seas and endless buffets. Up top, you'll see crisp stripes in yellow, light blue, and dark blue, framing the bold white text 'I...
Pair of red crew socks with a white 'Do Not Disturb' message and white stripes. Small logo near the toes.
Do Not Disturb
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Do Not Disturb
$14.00
Need some peace and quiet? These red crew socks are pretty clear about it. They feature "DO NOT DISTURB" in bold white letters, stacked up the front of the leg. You'll also spot some crisp white stripes on the ribbed cuff, with one thicker stripe and two thinner ones, and...
Pair of black crew socks with orange and lime green stripes and 'BOOK BUM' text.
Book Bum
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Book Bum
$14.00
Settle in with your favorite read, because these socks are made for book lovers. They're primarily black, featuring bright neon green text that clearly says "BOOK BUM" just below the cuff. That top cuff has a cool stripe design, with a bold orange line flanked by two thinner white stripes....
Pair of purple crew socks with orange and beige stripes and the text 'ARE YOU OVER THINKING WHAT I'M OVER THINKING' repeated.
Are You Over Thinking What I'm Over Thinking?
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Are You Over Thinking What I'm Over Thinking?
$14.00
These crew socks pop with a vibrant purple base, making the bold yellow and orange details really stand out. On the leg, you'll find the full, thought-provoking phrase: 'ARE YOU OVER THINKING WHAT I'M OVER THINKING?' clearly visible. This design pretty much sums up how we all feel sometimes. Bright...
Pair of cream crew socks with teal and pink stripes and the text 'I LIKE DOGS MORE THAN PEOPLE' in brown.
I Like Dogs More Than People
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Like Dogs More Than People
$14.00
For anyone whose best friend has four paws and a wagging tail, these socks get it. They've got a pale yellow base with bold teal and hot pink stripes up top. Right smack in the middle, they loudly declare 'I LIKE DOGS MORE THAN PEOPLE' in chunky black letters. The...
Pair of crew socks in pink with gold and teal stripes. Text reads: 'I LIKE CATS MORE THAN PEOPLE'.
I Like Cats More Than People
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Like Cats More Than People
$14.00
These socks are for anyone who genuinely prefers a purr over small talk. They come in a soft light pink, featuring bold black text up the calf that clearly states "I LIKE CATS MORE THAN PEOPLE". Around the top cuff and down near the toes, you'll spot some neat stripes...
Pair of light green crew socks with green and yellow stripes and the text 'I DIG NATIVE PLANTS'.
I Dig Native Plants
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Dig Native Plants
$14.00
These socks are for anyone who loves getting their hands dirty, or just appreciates the beauty of local flora. They come in a fresh light green color, with bold stripes of darker green and bright yellow at the cuff and around the toe and heel. Up top, the sock spells...
Pair of blue crew socks with a retro design. Features 'I Heart Peanut Butter' text, red heart, and gold accents.
I Heart Peanut Butter
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Heart Peanut Butter
$14.00
Anyone who truly gets the magic of peanut butter needs these. They come in a super bright blue, right down to the ribbed cuff. Each sock features 'I ❤ PEANUT BUTTER' spelled out in crisp white letters, with a bold red heart for emphasis, sitting squarely on the leg. You’ll...