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Pair of white crew socks with a light blue, black, and rainbow heart 'LOVE' stripe.
Love
Socks
$13.00
Love
$13.00
Love can be quiet, bold, playful, or all of the above at once, and these unisex crew socks keep that idea front and center. The clean design lets the word do the talking, while the rainbow heart adds a bright, unmistakable nod to pride and connection. They feel personal without...
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Pair of white crew socks with a colorful, geometric 'Vidiots' logo.  The logo uses pink, orange, green, and light blue.
Vidiots
Crew Socks
$15.00
Vidiots
$15.00
Bid your boring socks adieu and step into the realm of absurdity with Vidiots! Our white crew socks are adorned with a vibrant kaleidoscope of geometric shapes and the word "Vidiots" splashed across them in bold, playful letters. Like a movie buff's secret handshake, these socks will have fellow cineastes...
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Crew socks in dark gray, black, and yellow.  The socks feature a bold graphic print that says 'I WAS HIRED FOR MY LOOKS'.
I Was Hired for My Looks
Crew Socks
$15.00
I Was Hired for My Looks
$15.00
These socks are pretty upfront about their appeal. The main color is a dark gray, with black and yellow stripes at the top and bottom. The visible text says 'I WAS HIRED FOR MY LOOKS' in a bold, blocky yellow font on a black background. The design is simple but...
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Pair of lavender and white striped knee-high socks with a teal 'unicorn' graphic. Teal accents at the cuffs.
Unicorn
Knee High Socks
$15.00
Unicorn
$15.00
Do you stand out like a unicorn? Unique and Awesome? Let everyone else know just how special you are when you slip into a pair of these cool women's novelty knee high socks! Each fun pair features the word “Unicorn” printed along the sides against a purple and white striped...
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Mint green "Eldest Daughter" socks with orange text. Dark teal toes/heels, and striped cuffs in maroon, cream & dark teal.
Eldest Daughter
Crew Socks
$15.00
Eldest Daughter
$15.00
Some roles are chosen, and some arrive by birth order. These unisex crew socks give the eldest daughter a little well-earned spotlight, with bold lettering and crisp retro striping that feels equal parts playful and self-aware. The design has the kind of directness that makes people smile before they even...
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Cream crew socks with 'Hot Guys Read Books' text in red, yellow, and navy stripes, dark blue toe and heel.
Hot Guys Read Books
Crew Socks
$15.00
Hot Guys Read Books
$15.00
Books, banter, and a bit of self-aware charm all show up on these men’s crew socks. The bold “HOT GUYS READ BOOKS” message makes the point clearly, while the tidy stripe details and classic athletic feel keep the look grounded and easy to wear. They have the kind of personality...
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Pair of deep purple crew socks with 'IN MY DARK ROMANCE ERA' text in light purple on dark red stripes. Red toe, heel, and accent stripes.
In My Dark Romance Era
Crew Socks
$15.00
In My Dark Romance Era
$15.00
These men's crew socks take their cue from the kind of drama that lives in song lyrics, paperback margins, and late-night text threads. The bold slogan and layered stripe layout give them a moody, self-aware look that feels equal parts romantic and a little bit over it, which is exactly...
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Off-white crew socks reading COFFEE IS MY THERAPIST in brown. Features brown heels, toes, and retro red and yellow stripes.
Coffee Is My Therapist
Crew Socks
$15.00
Coffee Is My Therapist
$15.00
For the person who greets the day through a mug, these unisex crew socks say exactly what the coffee line at home has been hinting at all along. The bold text and retro-inspired striping give them a dry sense of humor, while the clean layout keeps the design easy to...
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Purple crew socks featuring the words DARK AND TWISTED in white block letters, framed by green and light purple stripes.
Dark & Twisted
Crew Socks
$15.00
Dark & Twisted
$15.00
Dark & Twisted brings a sharp, offbeat look to a pair of unisex crew socks. The bold lettering gives them a poster-like feel, while the banded stripes and deep contrast details keep the design moving from cuff to toe. They have the kind of personality that reads quickly from across...
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Bright blue retro crew socks with DOWN TO CLOWN in yellow text on a wide orange stripe, plus orange heel and toe accents.
Down to Clown
Crew Socks
$15.00
Down to Clown
$15.00
Bold, graphic, and impossible to ignore, these unisex crew socks bring a circus-sized dose of personality to an everyday essential. The bright lettering and striped bands give them that old-school arcade poster look, while the playful title keeps the whole design from taking itself too seriously. They have the kind...
Cream retro socks with black Friend of the Year text, yellow and orange stripes, plus matching black heel and toe caps.
Friend of the Year
Crew Socks
$15.00
Friend of the Year
$15.00
These crew socks keep the compliment front and center, with bold lettering that says exactly what the friendship deserves. The vintage sports-inspired stripes and clean, classic layout give them a cheerful, throwback feel, while the unisex fit makes them an easy pick for just about anyone who has earned bragging...
Black crew socks featuring white text reading HIGH POWERED EXECUTIVE, sporty orange and grey stripes, and white heels.
High Powered Executive
Crew Socks
$15.00
High Powered Executive
$15.00
High Powered Executive crew socks keep the dress-code joke subtle and the statement clear. With bold block lettering, sharp stripes, and a crisp, office-ready layout, these unisex socks have the look of something made for conference rooms, calendar invites, and very serious coffee. They bring a little theater to tailored...
Green athletic crew socks with white stripes, cream toes, and bold text reading MIDDLE CHILD on the upper calf.
Middle Child
Crew Socks
$15.00
Middle Child
$15.00
Middle Child socks bring a little dry humor to a familiar family role, with bold lettering and a classic athletic look that makes the joke clear from across the room. The crew length gives them an easy, everyday feel, while the striped details and clean color blocking keep them looking...
Off-white crew socks with a navy heel and toe, featuring pink and navy stripes and the text Mommy Needs A Cigarette.
Mommy Needs A Cigarette
Crew Socks
$15.00
Mommy Needs A Cigarette
$15.00
These unisex crew socks lean into blunt humor with a look that feels equal parts retro athletic and deadpan confession. The bold lettering makes the joke obvious from across the room, while the striped trim and contrast details keep the design grounded and wearable. They have the kind of graphic...
Teal crew socks with white heel and toe. Bold white text reads ONLY CHILD on the cuff, bordered by retro athletic stripes.
Only Child
Crew Socks
$15.00
Only Child
$15.00
With its bold collegiate lettering and retro athletic stripes, these unisex crew socks turn a simple phrase into a little badge of honor. The design feels equal parts school-spirit and dry wit, with a crisp, throwback look that stands out without trying too hard. If you know someone who grew...
Pair of black crew socks with orange and lime green stripes and 'BOOK BUM' text.
Book Bum
Crew Socks
$15.00
Book Bum
$15.00
For the reader who treats one more chapter like a reasonable request, these unisex crew socks bring a little library humor to the day. The bold BOOK BUM message gives them a sharp, unapologetic personality, while the striped trim and clean lettering keep the look crisp and easy to wear....
Coach of the Year cream crew socks with purple text, heel, and toe, featuring bold orange and yellow stripes on the cuff.
Coach of the Year
Crew Socks
$15.00
Coach of the Year
$15.00
For the coach who keeps the clipboard close and the whole crew on track, these unisex crew socks bring a bit of sideline swagger to everyday wear. The bold "Coach of the Year" message does the talking, while the sport-inspired stripe details give them that classic gym-meets-campus feel. They have...
Aqua crew socks with "I ❤️ HAPPY ENDINGS" text in yellow and pink. Features orange, pink, yellow, and teal stripes.
I Heart Happy Endings
Crew Socks
$15.00
I Heart Happy Endings
$15.00
Some socks make a quiet point. These crew socks make it in bright block letters, with a playful heart and a message that leaves little room for interpretation. The design has the feel of a retro paperback cover or a feel-good movie title card, the kind that makes people look...
Pair of turquoise crew socks with navy blue 'BOY MOM' text, navy heels/toes, and navy and cream stripes.
Boy Mom
Crew Socks
$15.00
Boy Mom
$15.00
For the mom who’s lived through muddy shoes, loud mornings, and the constant question of where the other one went, these women’s crew socks say it plainly: Boy Mom. The bold lettering gives them a straightforward, wearable charm, while the sport-inspired striping keeps the look crisp and easy to wear....
Brown crew socks with orange heel and toe. Bold white and orange text reads EASILY DISTRACTED BY DOGS between thin stripes.
Easily Distracted By Dogs
Crew Socks
$15.00
Easily Distracted By Dogs
$15.00
Some socks announce their personality before you’ve even had a chance to look down, and these crew socks do exactly that. With a bold message and a playful, unmistakable dog-loving attitude, they bring a little humor to everyday dressing without trying too hard. The unisex fit makes them an easy...
Light pink crew socks with SEXY BITCH in black text, framed by hot pink and orange stripes with bright orange toe and heel.
Sexy Bitch
Crew Socks
$15.00
Sexy Bitch
$15.00
These unisex crew socks bring a blunt sense of humor to an everyday essential. The loud pink-and-orange palette, blocky statement text, and sporty stripe details give them the feel of a retro gym sock that decided to speak its mind. They are the kind of socks that do not wait...
Single dark grey crew sock with "THERE'S NO TASTE LIKE BAD TASTE" text, red heel, red toe, and white/red stripes.
There's No Taste Like Bad Taste
$15.00
Some socks whisper. These do the opposite. With bold lettering and a no-nonsense crew profile, this unisex pair makes its case before you have even crossed the room. The message is cheeky, a little rude, and exactly the kind of thing that gets noticed when you sit down, kick back,...
Black crew socks with "EASILY DISTRACTED BY POWER TOOLS" in yellow and gray text, featuring yellow toes and cuff stripes.
Easily Distracted By Power Tools
$15.00
For the garage regular, the weekend project planner, or the person who can’t walk past a tool aisle without slowing down, these unisex crew socks bring a little shop-floor humor to everyday dressing. The bold lettering and industrial-inspired striping make the theme clear right away, with just enough tongue-in-cheek attitude...
Pair of black crew socks with taupe stripes and a pink heart; 'I heart Pilates' is written on the socks.
I Heart Pilates
Crew Socks
$15.00
I Heart Pilates
$15.00
Made for reformers, mat classes, and anyone who knows the difference between controlled and chaotic, these unisex crew socks bring a little studio pride to everyday dressing. The bold "I Heart Pilates" message gives them a cheerful, self-aware edge, while the clean stripe details and classic crew length keep the...
A pair of purple crew socks with teal and pink stripes.  The words "SUGAR MAMA" are displayed in retro-style lettering.
Sugar Mama
Crew Socks
$15.00
Sugar Mama
$15.00
For the person who likes their style with a little attitude and a lot of personality, these unisex crew socks bring a bold, old-school look to the everyday. The bright lettering, sporty striping, and contrast heel and toe give them the feel of a vintage gym essential with a playful...
A pair of purple crew socks with "EASILY DISTRACTED BY BUTTS" text in white, orange, and cream stripes.
Easily Distracted By Butts
Crew Socks
$15.00
Easily Distracted By Butts
$15.00
Some socks make a subtle statement. These crew socks skip the subtle part and go straight for the laugh, with a bold, block-letter message that leaves very little room for interpretation. The look is equal parts cheeky and straightforward, built for men who appreciate a joke with a straight face...
Pair of teal blue crew socks with navy and neon yellow stripes.  The socks feature the text 'Buh Bye Doubters' in a bold font.
Buh Bye Doubters
Crew Socks
$15.00
Buh Bye Doubters
$15.00
Buh Bye Doubters brings a blunt little burst of confidence to a pair of unisex crew socks. The bold message sits front and center, framed by crisp stripes and a sporty layout that feels part pep talk, part polite warning. There is a clean, graphic rhythm to the design that...
Pair of cream crew socks with teal, gold, and red stripes and 'I Heart Cowgirls' graphic.
I Heart Cowgirls
Crew Socks
$15.00
I Heart Cowgirls
$15.00
For anyone who knows a great pair of boots when they see one, these unisex crew socks keep the message simple: cowgirls deserve the spotlight. The design feels classic and playful at once, with bold lettering, a heart motif, and trim details that give the pair a clean, pulled-together look...
Pair of light grey crew socks with purple cuffs. Design includes 'Proud Gay Dad' text and rainbow hearts.
Proud Gay Dad
Crew Socks
$15.00
Proud Gay Dad
$15.00
For the dad who wears his pride plainly, these unisex crew socks make the point with color and confidence. The bold “PROUD GAY DAD” message runs front and center, framed by rows of rainbow hearts that keep the look warm, celebratory, and unmistakably joyful. They have the feel of something...
Pair of white crew socks with red, white, and blue stripes and 'Taylor for President 2024' text.
Taylor for President 2024
Crew Socks
$15.00
Taylor for President 2024
$15.00
Be swift and cast your vote for these Taylor for President 2024 socks. They're the perfect way to make a statement without taking anything too seriously. Slip these on, and let your feet do the campaigning—because who needs another boring candidate when you’ve got socks like these?
Pair of cream crew socks with green and teal stripes and a marijuana leaf with 'I Edibles' text.
I (Pot Leaf) Edibles
Crew Socks
$15.00
I (Pot Leaf) Edibles
$15.00
For anyone who appreciates a well-timed wink, these unisex crew socks keep the joke clear and the design clean. The bold front graphic pairs a pot leaf with the words "I EDIBLES," giving the socks a direct, funny personality without overcomplicating the point. The ribbed crew fit makes them easy...
Pair of white ankle socks with a black 'Snob' logo across the top. Simple, stylish, and perfect for everyday wear.
Snob
Crew Socks
$13.00
Snob
$13.00
For the person who prefers their opinions neat, direct, and impossible to miss, these unisex crew socks bring a sharp dose of attitude to an otherwise clean look. The bold SNOB wordmark sits front and center, framed by crisp contrast stripes for a design that feels part school-uniform, part inside...
Pair of red crew socks with orange and white stripes. The socks feature the phrase 'Horny for Sushi' in white lettering.
Horny for Sushi
Crew Socks
$15.00
Horny for Sushi
$15.00
Tuck your toes into a sushi lover's dream with these fiery red and zesty orange striped socks that are anything but raw. Dubbed 'Horny for Sushi,' this pair isn't shy about declaring its allegiance to the art of maki and sashimi. Perfect for those who like their wardrobe as bold...
A pair of pink crew socks with teal cuffs and yellow stripes.  Black text reads 'If You Can't Tone It, Tan It'.
If You Can't Tone It, Tan It
Crew Socks
$15.00
If You Can't Tone It, Tan It
$15.00
Some socks whisper. These crew socks announce their opinion before anyone has even noticed your shoes. The bright, blocky lettering turns the whole leg into a punchy little editorial, with a sun-chasing line that reads like a wink from the pool deck. They have the kind of irreverent humor that...
Pair of pink crew socks with blue and teal stripes and the words 'LET'S SKATE' on the leg.
Let's Skate
Crew Socks
$15.00
Let's Skate
$15.00
Slide into the spotlight with our 'Let's Skate' socks a playful blend of vibrant pink adorned with sky-high stripes and an invitation in blue that'll get your toes twirling in excitement! Perfect for the rink, these socks are just the ticket to add a pop of color and a dash...
Pair of sage green crew socks with black 'Sweat Harder' text and black and white stripes at the top and bottom.
Sweat Harder
Crew Socks
$15.00
Sweat Harder
$15.00
Whether you're hitting the gym or just getting through a marathon meeting, our "Sweat Harder" socks are your perfect companion to remind you of your strength and grit. These gray socks sport a bold mantra that's not just a statement, it's a lifestyle! Ideal for both men and women, they...
Pair of off-white crew socks with red, white, and blue stripes at the top and bottom. The word VOTE is prominently displayed on the socks.
Vote
Crew Socks
$15.00
Vote
$15.00
Who says civic duty can't be stylish? Flash your democratic spirit with these vibrant white socks adorned with patriotic red and blue stripes and a bold blue 'VOTE' declaration. Perfect for election day, political rallies, or just lounging around discussing policy, these socks add a punch of personality to any...
Pair of red crew socks with a repeating 'French Fries' pattern in a retro color gradient.  Features cream and purple stripes at the cuff.
French Fries
Crew Socks
$15.00
French Fries
$15.00
The French Fries crew socks bring a familiar fast-food favorite into everyday wear with a bright, retro look that feels playful without trying too hard. Bold lettering, classic striping, and a look that calls to mind paper trays, late-night runs, and a basket of fries shared at the table give...
A pair of grey crew socks with neon yellow stripes and the phrase "Who Gives A Crap?" in white.
Who Gives A Crap?
Crew Socks
$15.00
Who Gives A Crap?
$15.00
For the days when subtlety is overrated, these unisex crew socks make their point with a dry, unapologetic message. The bold text up the leg does most of the talking, while the striped details keep the design looking sharp instead of purely rowdy. They have the easy-going feel of a...
Pair of white crew socks with green and yellow-orange cuff stripes. Features 'I ❤️ TENNIS' text with a red heart. Green heels and toes.
I Heart Tennis
Crew Socks
$15.00
I Heart Tennis
$15.00
For anyone who still hears the pop of a well-struck tennis ball, these men's crew socks keep that court-side feeling close at hand. The bold "I Heart Tennis" graphic gives them a cheerful, retro look, while the striped trim and contrast heel and toe bring in that classic athletic feel...
Black "Shit Happens" crew socks with white text and stripes, ribbed cuff, and contrast cream heel and toe.
Shit Happens
Crew Socks
$15.00
Shit Happens
$15.00
Some days call for a polite accessory. Others call for crew socks that say exactly what everyone is already thinking. With their bold block lettering and varsity-style striping, these unisex crew socks bring a dry, deadpan kind of humor to the everyday. They have the feel of something you’d notice...
Brown crew socks with 'GIRL DAD' in white lettering, bordered by teal and off-white stripes. Features teal toe and heel, plus small white crown shapes.
Girl Dad
Crew Socks
$15.00
Girl Dad
$15.00
For the dad who answers to “Girl Dad” with pride, these men’s crew socks bring the message front and center. The bold wording makes the point quickly, while the striped detailing and contrast heel and toe keep the design feeling clean and easy to wear. They have the sort of...
A pair of white crew socks with red and purple stripes and the words 'BUH BYE HATERS' printed on the leg.
Buh Bye Haters
Crew Socks
$15.00
Buh Bye Haters
$15.00
The Buh Bye Haters crew socks say exactly what they mean, with a bold graphic layout that does the talking for you. Designed as unisex socks with a sporty, old-school feel, they bring a clean mix of retro stripes, bright contrast, and a message that leaves very little room for...
Pair of burgundy crew socks with pink stripes and the phrase 'Buh Bye Patriarchy' in white.
Buh Bye Patriarchy
Crew Socks
$15.00
Buh Bye Patriarchy
$15.00
Meet our latest rebellion in fabric form: dark red socks for women, sporting a bold dismissal of outdated norms. Adorned with "Buh Bye Patriarchy" in unapologetic white letters, these socks are more than mere foot coverings—they're a manifesto. Pink toes peek out with a dash of sass, while white stripes...
A pair of black crew socks with yellow stripes at the top and bottom. The socks feature the text 'I HEART BURPEES' and a small red heart.
I Heart Burpees
Crew Socks
$15.00
I Heart Burpees
$15.00
Are you ready to leap, flip, and show off your love for fitness right down to your toes? Slip into our "I Heart Burpees" socks, where your passion for pain, er, gain gleams in bold yellow and red letters set against a sleek black canvas. Perfect for gym junkies and...
A pair of black crew socks with yellow and red stripes. The socks feature the text 'KILL YOUR PHONE LIVE YOUR LIFE' in yellow.
Kill Your Phone Live Your Life
Crew Socks
$15.00
Kill Your Phone Live Your Life
$15.00
These unisex crew socks say what a lot of people are thinking, and they say it with a sharp, poster-like layout that reads from across the room. The bold warning style lettering gives them a bit of street-sign attitude, while the striped details and contrast accents keep the design lively...
Pair of teal crew socks with yellow and white checkerboard stripes at the top and the phrase 'Run Like Nobody's Watching' in white text.
Run Like Nobody's Watching
Crew Socks
$15.00
Run Like Nobody's Watching
$15.00
Get ready to add a playful kick to your step with our "Run Like Nobody's Watching" socks! Sporting a vibrant dark blue hue with crisp white toes and heels, these socks feature a burst of yellow and white stripes at the top, injecting fun into every stride. But it's not...
Pair of black crew socks with yellow, teal, and pink stripes.  'Childless Cat Lady' is written in yellow.
Childless Cat Lady
Crew Socks
$15.00
Childless Cat Lady
$15.00
Embrace the majestic spirit of independence with a dash of feline flair. These "Childless Cat Lady" socks are the purr-fect nod to the freedom-loving, cat-adoring souls who wear their individuality proudly. Crafted in the USA, these black cotton wonders with eye-catching gold, flash pink, and teal accents promise supreme comfort...