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    Pair of crew socks in gray, teal, and yellow. Features bold text: 'My Dog and I Talk Shit About You'.
    My Dog and I Talk Shit About You
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    My Dog and I Talk Shit About You
    $15.00
    If you consider your dog your best friend and closest confidant, then these funny women's novelty crew socks belong in your sock drawer! Each awesome pair of vintage-styled gym socks showcase the words " My Dog and I talk shit about you" printed along the sides against a gray background.
    2
    Pair of black crew socks with gold and white stripes and the phrase 'Sounds Like Bullshit To Me' printed vertically.
    Sounds Like Bullshit To Me
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Sounds Like Bullshit To Me
    $15.00
    Whoever said socks need to be boring and basic? For those with a taste for footwear that's just a tad bit cheeky, these Sounds Like Bullshit To Me socks will be a hit. Wear them with pride and let the world know you mean business ” or not.
    3
    Pair of blue crew socks with a red heart and 'I Love Naps' graphic, accented with cream and green stripes.
    I Love Naps
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I Love Naps
    $15.00
    Show off your passion for power naps with these bright blue, green and red socks with the words "I Love Naps" covering them from top to bottom. Dedicated to the art of snoozing, these socks are like tiny love letters to your favorite sleeping position. Since hearts and naps go...
    4
    Pair of maroon crew socks with off-white stripes and 'OLD FART' text. Retro design.
    Old Fart
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Old Fart
    $15.00
    Be the life of the party with these "OLD FART" socks! Turn heads as you walk by in these funky red socks with white stripes, toe and heel. These crew length socks make the perfect gift for any man or woman with a sense of humor.
    5
    Pair of white crew socks with black stripes and the word 'BITCH' in black.
    Bitch
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Bitch
    $15.00
    BITCH socks: Worn by women, wicked people with attitude, or just about anybody with a good sense of humor. These knee-high socks will look great with heels, flats, or sneakers because let's face it - who cares? Wear these comfortable white striped socks with big, bold black lettering proudly and...
    6
    A black crew sock with white text "I LOVE COCK AND HATE THE GOVERNMENT" on a white stripe, black and white stripes. White heel/toe.
    I Love Cock And Hate The Government
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I Love Cock And Hate The Government
    $15.00
    Okay, so these socks cut right to the chase, no messing around. Up top, the cuff features classic black and white horizontal stripes before hitting a bold white section. That's where the real statement is, spelled out in clear black letters: "I LOVE COCK AND HATE THE GOVERNMENT." Below that,...
    7
    Pair of off-white crew socks with navy blue and gold stripes, featuring 'COOL UNCLE' text.
    Cool Uncle
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Cool Uncle
    $15.00
    You know that uncle? The one who tells the best stories, always has a dollar for the ice cream truck, and probably knows how to fix anything. These socks are for him, or for anyone who wants to bring that kind of relaxed cool vibe to their feet. They're a...
    8
    Book Slut
    Book Slut
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Book Slut
    $15.00
    The cozy base of these socks comes in a rich burgundy color. Up top, the cuff features bright orange and hot pink stripes. On the visible shin, "BOOK SLUT" is knit in crisp white letters, making your statement clear. The toe and heel areas switch to a vibrant orange, adding...
    9
    Pair of blue crew socks with yellow and white stripes and the phrase 'OY FUCKING VEY' in yellow lettering.
    Oy Fucking Vey
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Oy Fucking Vey
    $15.00
    Sometimes you just need to say it out loud. These royal blue socks let you do just that, with 'OY FUCKING VEY' splashed across the calf in bright yellow letters. They've got crisp yellow and white stripes near the top, giving them a classic, sporty feel. The heel and toe...
    10
    A pair of teal crew socks with 'Favorite Brother' text, dark blue and white stripes, and off-white heels and toes.
    Favorite Brother
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Favorite Brother
    $15.00
    Let everyone know who the real MVP of the family is with these bright teal socks. They feature 'FAVORITE BROTHER' prominently displayed in a bold, dark blue text around the ankle. Just above and below the lettering, you'll see clean, horizontal stripes in dark blue and white, giving them a...
    Pair of black crew socks with red and purple stripes. Features a graphic that says 'I Heart Smut'.
    I Heart Smut
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I Heart Smut
    $15.00
    Show off your true affections with these unapologetically direct socks. They come in a sparkly black, featuring bold red toes and heels. Around the cuff, you'll see sharp purple and red stripes. Right there on the calf, it clearly says 'I ❤️ SMUT' in crisp white text, accented by a...
    Pair of purple crew socks with orange and beige stripes and the text 'ARE YOU OVER THINKING WHAT I'M OVER THINKING' repeated.
    Are You Over Thinking What I'm Over Thinking?
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Are You Over Thinking What I'm Over Thinking?
    $15.00
    These crew socks pop with a vibrant purple base, making the bold yellow and orange details really stand out. On the leg, you'll find the full, thought-provoking phrase: 'ARE YOU OVER THINKING WHAT I'M OVER THINKING?' clearly visible. This design pretty much sums up how we all feel sometimes. Bright...
    Pair of off-white crew socks with hot pink, teal, and gold stripes and 'COOL AUNT' in red text.
    Cool Aunt
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Cool Aunt
    $15.00
    A pretty official badge for the 'Cool Aunt' in your life, or maybe just for you. These socks give off that perfect retro vibe on an off-white base, featuring 'COOL AUNT' spelled out in bold red letters down the side. The bright pink on the toe and a chunky pink...
    Pair of pink crew socks with a bright pink, blue, and purple stripe at the top and bottom. The socks feature the text 'I Heart Candy' in a playful font.
    I Heart Candy
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I Heart Candy
    $15.00
    Grab these light pink socks if you're all about the treats. Up near the cuff, they boldly declare "I ❤️ CANDY" with a bright red heart, set against a background of crisp light pink. Colorful stripes, in shades like pink, blue, yellow, and purple, frame the text. The heel and...
    Pair of pink crew socks with 'Cool Mom' in purple text and orange, purple, and white stripes around the top and heel.
    Cool Mom
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Cool Mom
    $15.00
    Are you the quintessential "Cool Mom"? Show off that fun, spirited side with our lively Cool Mom socks that shimmer with bold letters on a crisp white background. Accented by standout orange toes and cuffs with playful purple stripes, these socks are perfect for those everyday moments that call for...
    Pair of cream crew socks with dark brown cuffs, heels, and toes. Features 'I ❤️ NUTS' in black text with a red heart.
    I Heart Nuts
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I Heart Nuts
    $15.00
    If you're all about that nutty life, these socks are calling your name. They come in a comfy cream-white, topped with a ribbed cuff that features two dark brown stripes. Right there on the calf, you'll see a bold declaration: 'I ❤️ NUTS' - the heart is a vibrant red,...
    Pair of burgundy crew socks with "BADASS GRANDMA" in white, hot pink toes, and horizontal pink and blue stripes on the cuff.
    Badass Grandma
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Badass Grandma
    $15.00
    Let's get straight to it: some grandmas are just different. These socks, primarily a deep burgundy, proudly declare "BADASS GRANDMA" across the top in crisp white lettering. Just above and below the text, you'll find a cool stripe pattern, alternating between bold hot pink and a lighter blue, wrapping around...
    Pair of cream crew socks with 'Easily Distracted By Books' in green text, horizontal brown, blue, and green stripes.
    Easily Distracted By Books
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Easily Distracted By Books
    $15.00
    Anyone who knows you, knows you're probably already halfway through another chapter. These cream-colored socks get it. They've got "EASILY DISTRACTED BY BOOKS" spelled out on the shin in a cool olive green, letting everyone know where your mind usually is. Up top, there are crisp horizontal stripes in brown,...
    Two lavender crew socks with cream heel/toe. Maroon and white stripes on cuff, 'FAVORITE SISTER' text visible on one sock.
    Favorite Sister
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Favorite Sister
    $15.00
    Let everyone know who truly reigns supreme in the sibling hierarchy with these 'Favorite Sister' socks. They come in a lovely soft lavender, definitely a step up from boring plain white. Around the ribbed cuff, you'll spot bold maroon stripes framing bright white lines, with 'FAVORITE SISTER' spelled out in...
    Bright green crew socks with 'I ❤️ MATCHA' text in white and a pink heart. Features white toe, heel, and striped cuffs.
    I Heart Matcha
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I Heart Matcha
    $15.00
    If you're all about that vibrant green tea life, these socks are basically a wearable billboard for your love. They feature a bright, almost fluorescent green that really pops. Up at the top, just under the cuff, you'll see a white 'I' followed by a bold pink heart and then...
    A single brown crew sock with black toes and heels. Features "I SUCK AT FANTASY FOOTBALL" text on a white band.
    I Suck At Fantasy Football
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I Suck At Fantasy Football
    $15.00
    Feeling like your fantasy football team is perpetually stuck in last place? Don't worry, these socks get it. They're a rich, mottled brown color with bold black heels and toes. Up top, there's a wide cream-colored band that proudly declares "I SUCK AT FANTASY FOOTBALL" in black lettering. Thin black...
    A pair of cream crew socks, one slightly behind the other. They have red striped cuffs, a brown band with "DICK" in white letters, and red heels and toes.
    Dick
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Dick
    $15.00
    Sometimes you just want to make a statement, and these socks are here to help you do it. They come in a classic cream color, perfect for letting the details truly pop. Visible around the cuff, there's a bold brown band with the word 'DICK' spelled out clearly in white...
    A folded pair of black crew socks featuring 'Good Grief' text, orange toe and heel, and burgundy, gold, and cream stripes.
    Good Grief
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Good Grief
    $15.00
    Some days, you just gotta say it. And with these socks, you can say 'Good Grief' loud and clear, right on your feet. They've got a classic black base, bright orange on the toe and heel, and bold stripes in burgundy, gold, and a creamy off-white circling the cuff. The...
    Single dark grey crew sock with "THERE'S NO TASTE LIKE BAD TASTE" text, red heel, red toe, and white/red stripes.
    There's No Taste Like Bad Taste
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    There's No Taste Like Bad Taste
    $15.00
    Okay, so if your style motto is "more is more" or you just generally find yourself drawn to things others might politely call "questionable," these socks are for you. They're a dark charcoal grey base, serving as the perfect backdrop for some seriously bold statements. Up top, there are crisp...
    Pair of cream crew socks with red 'SLUT' text, blue-purple stripes on cuff, and blue-purple toe and heel sections.
    Slut
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Slut
    $15.00
    Forget blending in, these socks are here to make a statement. Cream colored and comfy-looking, they rock a bold red stripe right around the ankle, yelling 'SLUT' in white capital letters. Above and below that, you've got thin, sharp blue-purple stripes that really pop. The toes and heels are also...
    Bless Your Heart
    Bless Your Heart
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Bless Your Heart
    $15.00
    These white crew socks are ready to add a bit of playful wit to your day. Up top, you’ll find a classic ribbed cuff, followed by horizontal stripes in light aqua and dark blue. The front prominently features the phrase “BLESS YOUR HEART” in bold dark blue letters, giving off...
    A pair of white crew socks with black stripes and the words 'Trophy Wife' in black. The socks have a black heel and toe.
    Trophy Wife
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Trophy Wife
    $15.00
    A bold statement in crisp white and classic black, these socks feature an upper cuff with several black stripes, setting the stage. Prominently displayed on the visible side, the words 'TROPHY WIFE' are knitted in sharp black lettering. Just below this sassy declaration, two more black stripes circle the ankle...
    A pair of grey crew socks with neon yellow stripes and the phrase "Who Gives A Crap?" in white.
    Who Gives A Crap?
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Who Gives A Crap?
    $15.00
    Dark blue-grey socks that tell it like it is. The visible cuff features wide cream stripes bordered by thin lime green lines. Below that, the phrase 'WHO GIVES A CRAP?' stands out in bold lime green text, set against more cream horizontal stripes. The other shown sock displays a continuation...
    A pair of purple crew socks with teal and pink stripes. The words "SUGAR MAMA" are displayed in retro-style lettering.
    Sugar Mama
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Sugar Mama
    $15.00
    Feeling like a 'Sugar Mama'? Let your socks do the talking. These bold purple socks really stand out, with 'SUGAR MAMA' written across the cuff in bright pink and aqua blue block letters. Matching stripes in pink and aqua are visible around the top, giving them a fun, energetic vibe....
    Pair of white crew socks with maroon and red stripes and 'HOT DAD' text. Retro style.
    Hot Dad
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Hot Dad
    $15.00
    If someone in your life is a hot dad, these are the socks for them. Sporting a classic athletic-style design, these white socks proudly display "HOT DAD" in bold red letters at the top cuff. Just below the text, and again near the toe and heel, you'll find a cool...
    Pair of teal crew socks with pink and black stripes. Text reads: 'I'm not sure what I'm doing out of bed'.
    I'm Not Sure What I'm Doing Out Of Bed
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I'm Not Sure What I'm Doing Out Of Bed
    $15.00
    Let's be real, some mornings are a struggle just to get vertical. These socks get it. They're a bright aqua blue with cool pink details on the toes, heels, and striped cuffs. The top of each sock boldly declares "I'M NOT SURE WHAT I'M DOING OUT OF BED" in a...
    Pair of cream crew socks with maroon, gold, and purple stripes and the phrase 'Life Starts At Fuck It' in a retro font.
    Life Starts At Fuck It
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Life Starts At Fuck It
    $15.00
    Sometimes you just need to say 'fuck it' and go for it. These socks are that vibe, plain and simple. They come in a classic off-white base with bold horizontal stripes wrapping around the top and ankle. The cuff has thinner dark red and white stripes, while the mid-calf features...
    Pair of blue crew socks with 'I Heart Cruises' graphic, pink heart, and neon yellow and green stripes.
    I Heart Cruises
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I Heart Cruises
    $15.00
    Time to pack your bags and set sail, even if it's just to the kitchen. These royal blue socks are perfect for anyone who dreams of open seas and endless buffets. Up top, you'll see crisp stripes in yellow, light blue, and dark blue, framing the bold white text 'I...
    Pair of black crew socks with orange and lime green stripes and 'BOOK BUM' text.
    Book Bum
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Book Bum
    $15.00
    Settle in with your favorite read, because these socks are made for book lovers. They're primarily black, featuring bright neon green text that clearly says "BOOK BUM" just below the cuff. That top cuff has a cool stripe design, with a bold orange line flanked by two thinner white stripes....
    Pair of red crew socks with a white 'Do Not Disturb' message and white stripes. Small logo near the toes.
    Do Not Disturb
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Do Not Disturb
    $15.00
    Need some peace and quiet? These red crew socks are pretty clear about it. They feature "DO NOT DISTURB" in bold white letters, stacked up the front of the leg. You'll also spot some crisp white stripes on the ribbed cuff, with one thicker stripe and two thinner ones, and...
    Pair of cream crew socks with teal and pink stripes and the text 'I LIKE DOGS MORE THAN PEOPLE' in brown.
    I Like Dogs More Than People
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I Like Dogs More Than People
    $15.00
    For anyone whose best friend has four paws and a wagging tail, these socks get it. They've got a pale yellow base with bold teal and hot pink stripes up top. Right smack in the middle, they loudly declare 'I LIKE DOGS MORE THAN PEOPLE' in chunky black letters. The...
    Pair of crew socks in pink with gold and teal stripes. Text reads: 'I LIKE CATS MORE THAN PEOPLE'.
    I Like Cats More Than People
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I Like Cats More Than People
    $15.00
    These socks are for anyone who genuinely prefers a purr over small talk. They come in a soft light pink, featuring bold black text up the calf that clearly states "I LIKE CATS MORE THAN PEOPLE". Around the top cuff and down near the toes, you'll spot some neat stripes...
    Pair of light green crew socks with green and yellow stripes and the text 'I DIG NATIVE PLANTS'.
    I Dig Native Plants
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I Dig Native Plants
    $15.00
    These socks are for anyone who loves getting their hands dirty, or just appreciates the beauty of local flora. They come in a fresh light green color, with bold stripes of darker green and bright yellow at the cuff and around the toe and heel. Up top, the sock spells...
    Pair of blue crew socks with a retro design. Features 'I Heart Peanut Butter' text, red heart, and gold accents.
    I Heart Peanut Butter
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I Heart Peanut Butter
    $15.00
    Anyone who truly gets the magic of peanut butter needs these. They come in a super bright blue, right down to the ribbed cuff. Each sock features 'I ❤ PEANUT BUTTER' spelled out in crisp white letters, with a bold red heart for emphasis, sitting squarely on the leg. You’ll...
    Pair of grey crew socks with green and purple stripes. Text reads 'Horny for Spreadsheets'.
    Horny For Spread Sheets
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Horny For Spread Sheets
    $15.00
    For anyone who genuinely loves numbers, these light grey crew socks show it. A bold white stripe at the top displays the phrase "HORNY FOR SPREAD SHEETS" in purple block letters, framed by green and purple stripes on the cuff. The rest of the sock is a light grey, leading...
    Pair of cream-colored crew socks with orange, red, yellow, and green stripes and the text 'Employee of the Year'.
    Employee Of The Year
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Employee Of The Year
    $15.00
    Bold and bright, these off-white crew socks celebrate your grind. They sport a clear "EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR" graphic, knitted right into the fabric in vibrant orange lettering. The top features a ribbed cuff with thin horizontal stripes in yellow, orange, and blue. Just below, wider bands of red, orange,...
    Average Dick Energy
    Average Dick Energy
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Average Dick Energy
    $15.00
    You know that vibe - not too much, not too little, just... there. These black crew socks capture that perfect balance with bold yellow text spelling out "AVERAGE DICK ENERGY" across the leg. They feature crisp yellow and bright blue stripes around the cuff and near the mid-foot, adding a...
    Pair of cream crew socks with orange and yellow stripes and the word 'FREAK' displayed. A fun, retro design.
    Freak
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Freak
    $15.00
    Time to let your true colors show with these socks. They rock a classic athletic vibe in cream, bold red, and bright yellow. Up top, you've got two clear yellow stripes bracketing a solid red band. The word 'FREAK' is visible in white letters across that red stripe on one...
    Bitch
    Bitch
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Bitch
    $15.00
    Sometimes you just need to say it without saying it. Or, you know, say it directly on your socks. These cream-colored crew socks feature bold royal blue lettering that spells out 'BITCH' across the ribbed cuff, making a clear statement. Two dark blue stripes frame the main text band, adding...
    Pair of cream-colored crew socks with red and burgundy stripes and the word 'FERAL' in bold white lettering.
    Feral
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Feral
    $15.00
    Time to let your wild side out, starting from the ground up. These socks feature a creamy, off-white base with bold red stripes around the top cuff. Right in the middle of those stripes, you'll see "FERAL" spelled out in white letters, making a clear statement. The heels and toes...
    Pair of cream and forest green 'Horny' crew socks. Features horizontal stripes and the word 'Horny' in dark green.
    Horny
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Horny
    $15.00
    Sometimes you just gotta say it, right? These socks get straight to the point. They've got a classic athletic stripe look, with a creamy off-white base and bold dark green stripes wrapped around the top cuff. The word 'HORNY' is visible in crisp white lettering across the wider green band....
    Cunt
    Cunt
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Cunt
    $15.00
    Our crew socks are anything but subtle, kicking off with an off-white body. Near the top, you'll find two bright pink stripes that frame a wider maroon band. Right across that maroon, the word 'CUNT' is spelled out boldly in off-white letters, making its presence known. Both the toes and...