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    Pair of black crew socks with white stripes and 'DADDY' text. Sporty and playful design.
    Daddy Gym
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Daddy Gym
    $15.00
    You can't go wrong with a pair of these black and white Daddy gym socks. Designed for both men and women, these crew length socks feature bold white stripes and the word "DADDY" written in a stylish font. Perfect for hitting the gym or running around town, these socks will...
    2
    Pair of lavender crew socks with a yellow cuff and heel. The socks feature a graphic that reads 'I love being weird' in black text with a red heart.
    I Love Being Weird
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I Love Being Weird
    $15.00
    You already love being weird (you checked out this description, didn't you?). Now you can put it in writing. Seriously though, these purple socks will keep your toes warm and comfy, whether you're making a coffee run in your pajamas or kicking it at a party. The bright yellow toes...
    3
    Pair of pink crew socks with a blue 'Cats Don't Give A Fuck' slogan. Features white and blue stripes at the top and bottom.
    Cats Don't Give A Fuck Gym
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Cats Don't Give A Fuck Gym
    $15.00
    Strut your stuff in these "CATS DON'T GIVE A FUCK GYM" socks that ooze apathy and feline fabulousness. Featuring a bold blue stripe and white text, these crew socks are here to remind you that cats do indeed not give a fuck...about anything. Except maybe tuna. Who even knows anymore?...
    4
    Pair of maroon crew socks with yellow and orange stripes. The socks feature the text 'BIG DICK ENERGY' in a retro style.
    Big Dick Energy
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Big Dick Energy
    $15.00
    Show off your big dick energy with these crew socks. They're made with a burgundy base, yellow stripes, and red accents for a look that's sure to attract attention. The socks are made for both men and women and feature the words "Big Dick Energy." Whether you're rocking them at...
    5
    Pair of green crew socks with white stripes and the text 'I READ BANNED BOOKS'.
    I Read Banned Books
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I Read Banned Books
    $15.00
    The hardest thing about wearing these socks is keeping them a secret! These vibrant forest green socks with white and cream stripes will literally scream "I Read Banned Books" when you walk by. Show your support for intellectual freedom and the power of knowledge every time you put on these...
    6
    Pair of orange crew socks with yellow stripes and an 'I love cheese' graphic. Pink heart detail.
    I Love Cheese
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I Love Cheese
    $15.00
    Get ready to melt hearts and provoke smiles with our "I Love Cheese" crew socks! Imagine your feet wrapped in a bright splash of orange, shouting your cheese adoration with bold yellow letters - it’s love at first bite. Caught in a gooey romance? A pink heart seals the deal,...
    7
    Pair of light teal crew socks with black stripes and repeated expletives printed vertically.
    Dirty Words
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Dirty Words
    $15.00
    Dirty Words, a set of amusing crew-extra-long socks, are here to spice up your sock drawer! Written in black over a pristine white background, these socks read, "Dirty Words." These socks, which are available in a unisex design, are great for both men and women. Wear a pair of these...
    8
    Pair of off-white crew socks with black and orange stripes. Text 'Horny For Thrift Stores' is vertically stacked on the socks.
    Horny For Thrift Stores
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Horny For Thrift Stores
    $15.00
    You're a thrifter, you're unique. Show off your love for thrifting with these "Horny for Thrift Stores" socks. Perfect for men or women, these bright and bold crew socks are sure to turn heads and strike up a conversation. The white socks have the words "Horny for Thrift Stores" written...
    9
    Pair of green and yellow crew socks with the text 'It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants' in black. Features yellow and green stripes at the cuff.
    It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants
    $15.00
    Put on a pair of these crew socks and let your feet do the talking! The green and yellow stylish socks feature the message 'It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants' in a yellow script that really pops against the green background. Whether you're heading to the garden center or...
    10
    Pair of white crew socks with rainbow 'FUCK YOU' text and smiley faces. Blue and purple stripes at the cuff.
    Fuck You
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Fuck You
    $15.00
    You've got the Shit Happens bumper sticker on your car. Now all you need are a pair of cheeky socks to match your outlook of life. Tell everyone who has ever screwed you over how you feel about them when you slip on a pair of these funny, outrageous socks....
    Pair of grey crew socks with hot pink cuffs and heel. Black text reads 'It's Not Easy Being a Bitch'.
    It's Not Easy Being a Bitch
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    It's Not Easy Being a Bitch
    $15.00
    Are you a baddie who's always got a sassy remark up your sleeve? Then these socks are perfect for you! The bright, contrasting colors and the bold, upfront message will let everyone know that you're not one to mess with. Plus, they're super comfy, so you can wear them all...
    Pair of red crew socks with a white and black '100% THAT BITCH' band. Features grey and black accents at the cuffs.
    100% That Bitch
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    100% That Bitch
    $15.00
    Unleash Your Inner Sass with the "100% That Bitch" Socks: Put on your sass pants and step into the spotlight with our "100% That Bitch" socks. These vibrant red socks are emblazoned with a bold statement in black and yellow, leaving no doubt about your fierce attitude. "100% That Bitch"...
    Pair of white crew socks with yellow and lime green stripes. Text reads: 'Cocktails First Questions Later'.
    Cocktails First Questions Later
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Cocktails First Questions Later
    $15.00
    Cocktails First Questions Later Socks: Raise a glass to these boozy beauties! "Cocktails First, Questions Later" socks are the perfect accessory for your next happy hour. These crew socks are made for both men and women and feature white fabric with a black and yellow text design that reads "Cocktails...
    Pair of white crew socks with pink and blue stripes and the words 'HOT MOM' in pink.
    Hot Mom
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Hot Mom
    $15.00
    If socks could talk, these Hot Mom socks would be shouting it from the rooftops! With their bold pink and blue Hot Mom lettering, these socks are perfect for the confident, sassy, and stylish mom on the go. These socks with their two thick pink stripes bookended with a thinner...
    Pair of green crew socks with a red heart and 'I love pickles' graphic. Features thin gold and white stripes at the cuff and off-white heel and toe.
    I Heart Pickles
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I Heart Pickles
    $15.00
    Love those pickles! These I Heart Pickles socks give you a dilly of a good time. Topped with bright green with white accents and featuring a fresh red heart with 'I Heart Pickles' written above, you'll never dill-iver these socks. Show your love for this crunchy snack and pickle lovers...
    Pair of white crew socks with black stripes and the word 'BITCH' in black.
    Bitch
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Bitch
    $15.00
    BITCH socks: Worn by women, wicked people with attitude, or just about anybody with a good sense of humor. These knee-high socks will look great with heels, flats, or sneakers because let's face it - who cares? Wear these comfortable white striped socks with big, bold black lettering proudly and...
    Pair of pink crew socks with black stripes and the phrase 'Mean People Suck' in black lettering.
    Mean People Suck
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Mean People Suck
    $15.00
    Pink and black striped socks with a bold statement: Mean People Suck! These socks are more than just a fashion statement, they're a hilarious conversation starter. Show off your sassy side and let the world know how you feel about negativity. Plus, they're super comfy and make a great gift...
    Two pink crew socks with black 'Birthday Bitch' lettering and gold stripes. Black and gold accents at the cuffs.
    Birthday Bitch
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Birthday Bitch
    $15.00
    You know when you're at a party or event and you see someone with fun socks or a wacky tee, and you instantly want to know where they got it? These socks are the ticket. They're pink and have "Birthday Bitch" written on the front. Perfect for the next bday...
    Pair of brown crew socks with a yellow and light blue retro stripe and 'Bird Nerd' text.
    Bird Nerd
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Bird Nerd
    $15.00
    Let your feet do the squawking with these orange socks, flanked by blue and yellow accents that sing a tune louder than a morning chorus. Adorned with "bird nerd" in vibrant yellow script along the leg, they're a shout-out to anyone who believes binoculars are just as essential as coffee...
    Pair of red crew socks with a bold 'Go Fuck Your Selfie' message in white and blue. Features blue and white stripes.
    Go Fuck Your Selfie
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Go Fuck Your Selfie
    $15.00
    Dress your feet in rebellion with these bold red socks, featuring crisp white accents that stand out like a loud whisper. Across the leg, they sport a daring message: "Go fuck your selfie"—because sometimes, the best statements are made below the knee. Perfect for those days when you want your...
    Pair of blue crew socks with yellow and white stripes and the phrase 'OY FUCKING VEY' in yellow lettering.
    Oy Fucking Vey
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Oy Fucking Vey
    $15.00
    Sometimes you just need to say it out loud. These royal blue socks let you do just that, with 'OY FUCKING VEY' splashed across the calf in bright yellow letters. They've got crisp yellow and white stripes near the top, giving them a classic, sporty feel. The heel and toe...
    Pair of purple crew socks with orange and beige stripes and the text 'ARE YOU OVER THINKING WHAT I'M OVER THINKING' repeated.
    Are You Over Thinking What I'm Over Thinking?
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Are You Over Thinking What I'm Over Thinking?
    $15.00
    These crew socks pop with a vibrant purple base, making the bold yellow and orange details really stand out. On the leg, you'll find the full, thought-provoking phrase: 'ARE YOU OVER THINKING WHAT I'M OVER THINKING?' clearly visible. This design pretty much sums up how we all feel sometimes. Bright...
    Pair of cream crew socks with dark brown cuffs, heels, and toes. Features 'I ❤️ NUTS' in black text with a red heart.
    I Heart Nuts
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I Heart Nuts
    $15.00
    If you're all about that nutty life, these socks are calling your name. They come in a comfy cream-white, topped with a ribbed cuff that features two dark brown stripes. Right there on the calf, you'll see a bold declaration: 'I ❤️ NUTS' - the heart is a vibrant red,...
    A folded pair of black crew socks featuring 'Good Grief' text, orange toe and heel, and burgundy, gold, and cream stripes.
    Good Grief
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Good Grief
    $15.00
    Some days, you just gotta say it. And with these socks, you can say 'Good Grief' loud and clear, right on your feet. They've got a classic black base, bright orange on the toe and heel, and bold stripes in burgundy, gold, and a creamy off-white circling the cuff. The...
    Pair of cream crew socks with red 'SLUT' text, blue-purple stripes on cuff, and blue-purple toe and heel sections.
    Slut
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Slut
    $15.00
    Forget blending in, these socks are here to make a statement. Cream colored and comfy-looking, they rock a bold red stripe right around the ankle, yelling 'SLUT' in white capital letters. Above and below that, you've got thin, sharp blue-purple stripes that really pop. The toes and heels are also...
    Single dark grey crew sock with "THERE'S NO TASTE LIKE BAD TASTE" text, red heel, red toe, and white/red stripes.
    There's No Taste Like Bad Taste
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    There's No Taste Like Bad Taste
    $15.00
    Okay, so if your style motto is "more is more" or you just generally find yourself drawn to things others might politely call "questionable," these socks are for you. They're a dark charcoal grey base, serving as the perfect backdrop for some seriously bold statements. Up top, there are crisp...
    A pair of white crew socks with black stripes and the words 'Trophy Wife' in black. The socks have a black heel and toe.
    Trophy Wife
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Trophy Wife
    $15.00
    A bold statement in crisp white and classic black, these socks feature an upper cuff with several black stripes, setting the stage. Prominently displayed on the visible side, the words 'TROPHY WIFE' are knitted in sharp black lettering. Just below this sassy declaration, two more black stripes circle the ankle...
    A pair of grey crew socks with neon yellow stripes and the phrase "Who Gives A Crap?" in white.
    Who Gives A Crap?
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Who Gives A Crap?
    $15.00
    Dark blue-grey socks that tell it like it is. The visible cuff features wide cream stripes bordered by thin lime green lines. Below that, the phrase 'WHO GIVES A CRAP?' stands out in bold lime green text, set against more cream horizontal stripes. The other shown sock displays a continuation...
    A pair of purple crew socks with teal and pink stripes. The words "SUGAR MAMA" are displayed in retro-style lettering.
    Sugar Mama
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Sugar Mama
    $15.00
    Feeling like a 'Sugar Mama'? Let your socks do the talking. These bold purple socks really stand out, with 'SUGAR MAMA' written across the cuff in bright pink and aqua blue block letters. Matching stripes in pink and aqua are visible around the top, giving them a fun, energetic vibe....
    Pair of white crew socks with maroon and red stripes and 'HOT DAD' text. Retro style.
    Hot Dad
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Hot Dad
    $15.00
    If someone in your life is a hot dad, these are the socks for them. Sporting a classic athletic-style design, these white socks proudly display "HOT DAD" in bold red letters at the top cuff. Just below the text, and again near the toe and heel, you'll find a cool...
    Pair of cream crew socks with maroon, gold, and purple stripes and the phrase 'Life Starts At Fuck It' in a retro font.
    Life Starts At Fuck It
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Life Starts At Fuck It
    $15.00
    Sometimes you just need to say 'fuck it' and go for it. These socks are that vibe, plain and simple. They come in a classic off-white base with bold horizontal stripes wrapping around the top and ankle. The cuff has thinner dark red and white stripes, while the mid-calf features...
    Pair of teal crew socks with pink and black stripes. Text reads: 'I'm not sure what I'm doing out of bed'.
    I'm Not Sure What I'm Doing Out Of Bed
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I'm Not Sure What I'm Doing Out Of Bed
    $15.00
    Let's be real, some mornings are a struggle just to get vertical. These socks get it. They're a bright aqua blue with cool pink details on the toes, heels, and striped cuffs. The top of each sock boldly declares "I'M NOT SURE WHAT I'M DOING OUT OF BED" in a...
    Pair of blue crew socks with 'I Heart Cruises' graphic, pink heart, and neon yellow and green stripes.
    I Heart Cruises
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I Heart Cruises
    $15.00
    Time to pack your bags and set sail, even if it's just to the kitchen. These royal blue socks are perfect for anyone who dreams of open seas and endless buffets. Up top, you'll see crisp stripes in yellow, light blue, and dark blue, framing the bold white text 'I...
    Pair of red crew socks with a white 'Do Not Disturb' message and white stripes. Small logo near the toes.
    Do Not Disturb
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Do Not Disturb
    $15.00
    Need some peace and quiet? These red crew socks are pretty clear about it. They feature "DO NOT DISTURB" in bold white letters, stacked up the front of the leg. You'll also spot some crisp white stripes on the ribbed cuff, with one thicker stripe and two thinner ones, and...
    Pair of black crew socks with orange and lime green stripes and 'BOOK BUM' text.
    Book Bum
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Book Bum
    $15.00
    Settle in with your favorite read, because these socks are made for book lovers. They're primarily black, featuring bright neon green text that clearly says "BOOK BUM" just below the cuff. That top cuff has a cool stripe design, with a bold orange line flanked by two thinner white stripes....
    Pair of cream crew socks with teal and pink stripes and the text 'I LIKE DOGS MORE THAN PEOPLE' in brown.
    I Like Dogs More Than People
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I Like Dogs More Than People
    $15.00
    For anyone whose best friend has four paws and a wagging tail, these socks get it. They've got a pale yellow base with bold teal and hot pink stripes up top. Right smack in the middle, they loudly declare 'I LIKE DOGS MORE THAN PEOPLE' in chunky black letters. The...
    Pair of crew socks in pink with gold and teal stripes. Text reads: 'I LIKE CATS MORE THAN PEOPLE'.
    I Like Cats More Than People
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I Like Cats More Than People
    $15.00
    These socks are for anyone who genuinely prefers a purr over small talk. They come in a soft light pink, featuring bold black text up the calf that clearly states "I LIKE CATS MORE THAN PEOPLE". Around the top cuff and down near the toes, you'll spot some neat stripes...
    Pair of light green crew socks with green and yellow stripes and the text 'I DIG NATIVE PLANTS'.
    I Dig Native Plants
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I Dig Native Plants
    $15.00
    These socks are for anyone who loves getting their hands dirty, or just appreciates the beauty of local flora. They come in a fresh light green color, with bold stripes of darker green and bright yellow at the cuff and around the toe and heel. Up top, the sock spells...
    Pair of blue crew socks with a retro design. Features 'I Heart Peanut Butter' text, red heart, and gold accents.
    I Heart Peanut Butter
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I Heart Peanut Butter
    $15.00
    Anyone who truly gets the magic of peanut butter needs these. They come in a super bright blue, right down to the ribbed cuff. Each sock features 'I ❤ PEANUT BUTTER' spelled out in crisp white letters, with a bold red heart for emphasis, sitting squarely on the leg. You’ll...
    Pair of grey crew socks with green and purple stripes. Text reads 'Horny for Spreadsheets'.
    Horny For Spread Sheets
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Horny For Spread Sheets
    $15.00
    For anyone who genuinely loves numbers, these light grey crew socks show it. A bold white stripe at the top displays the phrase "HORNY FOR SPREAD SHEETS" in purple block letters, framed by green and purple stripes on the cuff. The rest of the sock is a light grey, leading...
    Average Dick Energy
    Average Dick Energy
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Average Dick Energy
    $15.00
    You know that vibe - not too much, not too little, just... there. These black crew socks capture that perfect balance with bold yellow text spelling out "AVERAGE DICK ENERGY" across the leg. They feature crisp yellow and bright blue stripes around the cuff and near the mid-foot, adding a...
    Pair of cream crew socks with orange and yellow stripes and the word 'FREAK' displayed. A fun, retro design.
    Freak
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Freak
    $15.00
    Time to let your true colors show with these socks. They rock a classic athletic vibe in cream, bold red, and bright yellow. Up top, you've got two clear yellow stripes bracketing a solid red band. The word 'FREAK' is visible in white letters across that red stripe on one...
    Bitch
    Bitch
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Bitch
    $15.00
    Sometimes you just need to say it without saying it. Or, you know, say it directly on your socks. These cream-colored crew socks feature bold royal blue lettering that spells out 'BITCH' across the ribbed cuff, making a clear statement. Two dark blue stripes frame the main text band, adding...
    Pair of cream and forest green 'Horny' crew socks. Features horizontal stripes and the word 'Horny' in dark green.
    Horny
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Horny
    $15.00
    Sometimes you just gotta say it, right? These socks get straight to the point. They've got a classic athletic stripe look, with a creamy off-white base and bold dark green stripes wrapped around the top cuff. The word 'HORNY' is visible in crisp white lettering across the wider green band....
    Pair of cream-colored crew socks with red and burgundy stripes and the word 'FERAL' in bold white lettering.
    Feral
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Feral
    $15.00
    Time to let your wild side out, starting from the ground up. These socks feature a creamy, off-white base with bold red stripes around the top cuff. Right in the middle of those stripes, you'll see "FERAL" spelled out in white letters, making a clear statement. The heels and toes...
    Cunt
    Cunt
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Cunt
    $15.00
    Our crew socks are anything but subtle, kicking off with an off-white body. Near the top, you'll find two bright pink stripes that frame a wider maroon band. Right across that maroon, the word 'CUNT' is spelled out boldly in off-white letters, making its presence known. Both the toes and...
    Pair of cream-colored crew socks with bold black stripes and the word 'F*CK' printed across the stripes.
    Fuck
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Fuck
    $15.00
    Some days, a quiet protest is best handled by your feet. These socks deliver that message with zero fuss. They're a crisp off-white or cream color, featuring bold black bands around the ankle. On these bands, the word "FUCK" is prominently shown in white letters. Thinner black stripes run just...