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A pair of black crew socks with purple cuffs.  The socks are adorned with a pattern of white skeletons performing yoga poses.
Skeleton Yoga
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
Skeleton Yoga
$10.00
Ever heard of the saying 'dead men tell no tales'? Well, that couldn't be further from the truth if they were wearing these socks! Who needs a yoga instructor when you have a skeleton in a crow pose or downward-facing dog? With these Skeleton Yoga socks, the living dead will...
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Black crew socks with purple cuffs.  The design features white skeletons performing different yoga poses.  A fun and spooky design!
Skeleton Yoga
Crew SocksModSocks
$13.00
Skeleton Yoga
$13.00
Skeletons love yoga too! Black socks with a pattern of white skeletons doing yoga poses. The skeletons are outlined in orange and the toes, heels and cuffs are purple. These socks are perfect for anyone who loves Halloween and wants to add a little fun to their outfit. Who knew...
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Crew socks in purple and orange featuring pumpkin snowmen wearing witch hats, ravens, and autumn leaves.
Pumpkinman
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Pumpkinman
$12.00
Calling all Halloween enthusiasts and sock aficionados! These Pumpkinman socks are the perfect accessory for any fall wardrobe. Picture this: a sea of orange and yellow fall leaves swirling across a backdrop of bright blue. And perched atop each sock, a jolly pumpkin sporting a pointy witch hat, its friendly...
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Black crew socks with a Halloween theme.  Purple text says 'Horror Movies & Chill'. Design includes skulls, spiders, candles, and candy corn.
Horror Movies and Chill
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Horror Movies and Chill
$8.00
Brace yourself for the coziest horror movie marathon with these wicked 'Horror Movies & Chill' socks! Putting a 'spell' on your feet they're covered in purple cobwebs, skulls, and candles. Grab a bucket of popcorn and settle in for a night of spine-tingling fun!
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A pair of grey crew socks with a Halloween theme. The socks feature colorful cocktail designs, bats, and the text 'Here For The Boos'.
Here For The Boos
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Here For The Boos
$14.00
Halloween vibes are calling and these Here For The Boos socks are answering! Gear up for spooky season with gray socks featuring a pattern of multicolored martini glasses, bats, skulls, and pumpkins. When you wear these crew socks for men, you're not just dressing your feet, you're embracing the Halloween...
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Purple crew socks with a Halloween theme.  Features dachshunds dressed as hot dogs and the text 'Happy Halloweenie'.
Halloweenie
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Halloweenie
$8.00
Who says a Halloweenie can't be a weenie? These spooktacular socks feature a bunch of black dachshunds dressed up as hotdogs. It's a print so cute and fun, you'll want to sink your teeth into them! The paw-fect choice for Halloween, dress these pups up with your favorite costume and...
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Crew sock featuring a coastal fishing pier over dark blue water with a lobster shack, a red fishing boat, and floating buoys.
Pier Pressure
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Pier Pressure
$14.00
Bring the harbor right to your ankles with the Pier Pressure socks. The design shows a classic coastal pier set against a light blue sky and dark navy water. Visible on the dock is a white building labeled LOBSTER, a neighboring shack with colorful hanging buoys, seagulls resting on the...
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Light grey crew sock featuring a pattern of retro blue calculators with red and blue buttons displaying 0.7734 and 5318008.
Hello Boobies
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Hello Boobies
$14.00
Math class humor never really gets old. Bring back pure nostalgia with a light grey crew sock covered in old-school blue calculators. The digital screens proudly display the classic numerical spelling tricks of 0.7734 and 5318008. The bright blue calculators feature little red, white, dark blue, and light blue buttons...
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Dark purple bamboo sock showing white ducks in pink bowties mixed with small bright flowers and light purple accents.
Duck, Duck, Flower Bamboo
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Duck, Duck, Flower Bamboo
$14.00
White ducks sporting tiny pink bowties sit among scattered orange and purple flowers visible across the dark purple background. Lighter lavender accents finish off the ribbed top, heel, toe, and sole area. The bamboo blend construction keeps things incredibly soft for regular daily wear. You get a quirky farm bird...
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Blue crew socks patterned with mallard ducks. Some ducks are swimming normally while others are diving with their butts up.
Duck Dive
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Duck Dive
$14.00
Bottoms up! This pair captures the absolute best part of watching ducks at the pond. Set against a deep blue background, the pattern features mallards in action. Some are paddling along normally with their bright green heads showing, while the real stars of the show are the ones plunging underwater...
Yellow crew sock covered in a pattern of white coffee mugs and brown poop piles, surrounded by small red hearts throughout.
Coffee Makes You Poop
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Coffee Makes You Poop
$12.00
You drink your morning cup, and nature calls. We put that undeniable biological truth right on a pair of bright yellow socks. The pattern shown here features classic white coffee mugs, swirly brown piles of poop, small red hearts, and a cheerful mustard background. It is a hilarious way to...
Black crew sock with a repeating pattern of white coffee mugs, brown poop emojis, and small red hearts.
Coffee Makes You Poop
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Coffee Makes You Poop
$14.00
Let's be honest about the morning routine. This black crew sock puts the ultimate cause and effect on full display. The pattern features white coffee mugs, brown swirly poop emojis, small red hearts, and a solid black cuff to keep things securely in place. It is a hilarious nod to...
Black bamboo crew sock covered in classic clown faces, floating red balloons, small yellow stars, and solid dark trim.
Clowning Around Bamboo
Crew SocksSocksmith
$15.00
Clowning Around Bamboo
$15.00
A bold black background highlights a colorful circus pattern. The visible design features white clown faces sporting bright red noses, wide painted smiles, blue eye details, and little party hats. Tufts of bright yellow and red hair poke out from the sides of their heads. Floating red balloons with curly...
Pair of aqua crew socks featuring a repeated pattern of clear glass Topo Chico-style bottles with yellow caps and 'Top Chica' labels.
Top Chica
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Top Chica
$14.00
These socks bring a refreshing sparkle to your step. They sport a lively aqua color, covered in illustrations of glass bottles that look just like your favorite sparkling water. Each bottle has a yellow cap and a yellow label with 'Top Chica' written in red. It's a fun, crisp look...
Pair of white crew socks. One has yellow and pink grapefruit, the other a yellow "La Queen" soda can. Pink/blue pattern on heel, orange cuffs/toes.
La Queen
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
La Queen
$14.00
Inject a splash of juicy fun into your daily routine with this pair. One sock shows off a couple of bright yellow grapefruits, with one sliced open to reveal its pink interior, along with a smaller pink wedge. The other features a cool yellow can, complete with a bubbly top...
Pair of blush pink crew socks with repeating red rose graphic and white 'Fuck Off' text pattern.
Fuck Off Rose
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Fuck Off Rose
$14.00
You know those days? The ones where you just can't be bothered. These socks get it. They're a soft blush pink, featuring a repeating pattern of vivid red roses with their green stems and leaves. Nestled between the blossoms, you'll spot "Fuck Off" in clear white lettering. It's the ultimate...
Pair of crew socks in a retro pattern. Features orange, pink, red, and green squares with cherries, strawberries, mushrooms, and the phrase 'fuck off'.
Fuck Off Retro
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Fuck Off Retro
$14.00
Need to send a clear message without saying a word? These socks have you covered. They feature a bold, groovy grid pattern with bright orange, pink, and deep red squares. Visible on this side, you'll spot playful images like cherries, strawberries, and mushrooms with white caps. And for when you're...
Pair of teal crew socks with dark blue polka dots. Features a light peach cat face, orange bow, and 'FUCK IT' text.
Fuck It Kitty
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Fuck It Kitty
$14.00
Sometimes you just gotta say 'fuck it,' and these socks get it. Featuring an expressive, light peach kitty with big blue eyes and a bold orange-red bow under its chin, these socks tell it like it is. The phrase 'FUCK IT' is clearly visible below the cat on the upper...
Pair of lavender crew socks with a repeating pattern of white glue bottles, orange scissors, yellow pencils, and blue wavy lines.
Crafty
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Crafty
$14.00
If you've got a soft spot for making things, these socks are basically your feet's creative companion. They're a cheerful lavender color, covered in a repeating pattern of classic art class essentials. You’ll see white glue bottles, clearly marked 'PASTE', alongside bright orange scissors and chunky yellow pencils, complete with...
Pair of crew socks with a dark blue base featuring an all-over pattern of various yellow and white cheese shapes.
Cheese
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Cheese
$14.00
Got a serious love for the good stuff? These 'Cheese' socks are for all you fromage fanatics out there. They come in a cool, deep blue, covered in all sorts of cheesy goodness. You'll spot chunky blocks of yellow cheese, some even have those classic holes visible. There are also...
Two crew-length socks, cream background with repeating pattern of blue and orange quail, blue waves, orange flowers, and "CALIFORNIA" text.
Cali Quail
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Cali Quail
$14.00
These socks bring a bit of California sunshine right to your feet. They're a creamy off-white color and covered in a fun, repeating pattern. You'll spot colorful quail-like birds with blue bodies, orange chests, and green and yellow heads, each with a little blue crest. Running between the birds are...
Pair of royal blue crew socks with cream cuffs, heels, toes. Features 'Serve Hot' and 'Hot Mess' text with cups and broken Greek vases.
Serve Hot, Hot Mess
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Serve Hot, Hot Mess
$14.00
Okay, so these socks are perfect for when you're feeling both on top of things and, well, a bit of a disaster. They come in a bold royal blue with creamy off-white cuffs, heels, and toes. Up top, you'll see a classic Greek key pattern, which repeats further down by...
Pair of deep blue crew socks with a repeating pattern of yellow and cream cheese wedges, blocks, and white molds.
Cheese
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Cheese
$14.00
Okay, if you’re obsessed with cheese, these socks are basically a masterpiece for your feet. They come in a fantastic deep blue, and on them, you’ll find a whole party of cheesy goodness. We're talking bright yellow wedges, some with classic holes, next to solid gold-colored rectangular blocks. There are...
Pair of pink crew socks with yellow smiley faces. Yellow cuffs, heels, and toes. One sock features 'These Are My Happy Socks' text.
These Are My Happy Socks
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
These Are My Happy Socks
$12.00
You know those days when you just need a little pick-me-up? These are those socks. Dressed in a bright, cheerful fuchsia, they're covered from cuff to toe in classic yellow smiley faces, each one beaming with a simple black outline for eyes and a smile. The cuffs, heels, and toes...
Pair of crew socks with black and white cow print, pink cuffs, heels, and toes. One sock reads "NOT IN THE MOOOOD!".
Not In The Mooood
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
Not In The Mooood
$12.00
Some days, you just want to hang out and be left alone. These socks get it. They’re covered in a classic black and white cow print, with bold pink accents on the cuffs, heels, and toes. One sock even has "NOT IN THE MOOOOD!" printed right there, big and clear,...
Orange crew socks, blue cuffs/toes. 'I DRINK COFFEE FOR YOUR PROTECTION' text, woman with mug, woman pouring pot, coffee cups.
I Drink Coffee
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
I Drink Coffee
$12.00
Let's be honest, coffee is a non-negotiable, and these socks prove it. They come in a warm, rich orange with standout bright blue cuffs, heels, and toes. One side clearly states 'I DRINK COFFEE FOR YOUR PROTECTION' in white, with a woman below it taking a serious sip from a...
Olive green crew socks with dark purple accents. Design features skeleton butterflies in sunglasses and mohawks, plus "ANTI SOCIAL BUTTERFLY" text.
Anti Social Butterfly
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
Anti Social Butterfly
$12.00
Rock your solitude with these olive green crew socks. One sock features the text "ANTI SOCIAL BUTTERFLY" above a large, orange-winged monarch character wearing cool sunglasses. The other sock shows a similar skeleton butterfly, but this one's relaxing on a chair, sporting a spiky blue mohawk, and puffing on what...
Pair of black crew socks with white chicken and rooster silhouettes. One sock displays "ZERO CLUCKS GIVEN" text.
Zero Clucks Given
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
Zero Clucks Given
$12.00
Forget about giving a cluck, because these socks are all about a laid-back vibe. They're black crew socks, plain and simple, but with a whole lot of personality. On one side, you'll see "ZERO CLUCKS GIVEN" printed in white, right below a proud white rooster. The rest of the sock,...
Pair of mustard yellow crew socks with off-white cuffs, heels, and toes, featuring a clothesline pattern with various small socks and the phrase 'THESE ARE MY ONLY CLEAN SOCKS'.
These Are My Only Clean Socks
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
These Are My Only Clean Socks
$12.00
Having one of those laundry days where you're scraping the bottom of the drawer? These socks totally get it. Set against a warm mustard yellow, you'll see a whole collection of tiny, mismatched single socks hanging out on clotheslines. Each one has its own little pattern - some are striped,...
swearing helps  funny themed mens blue novelty crew socks
Swearing Helps
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
Swearing Helps
$12.00
Express yourself with these playful crew socks that don't hold back. Featuring a bold printed message, these novelty socks are designed for those with a cheeky sense of humor. Step into comfort with a side of attitude.
Pair of orange crew socks with blue cuffs, heels, and toes, featuring cartoon "Studmuffin" characters in various strong poses.
Studmuffin
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
Studmuffin
$12.00
Here's a pair of socks that are a real treat, covered in a crew of muscular muffins ready to show off. One sock features "STUDMUFFIN" boldly printed near the top, with a big, grinning muffin character right below it. That main muffin confidently declares "30% STUD 70% MUFFIN" on this...
Pair of grey crew socks with black cuffs, heels, and toes, featuring white and black dogs and "SORRY I'M LATE! I SAW A DOG" text.
Saw A Dog
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
Saw A Dog
$12.00
We all know that feeling - you're on your way somewhere, then bam! A dog appears, and suddenly your schedule goes out the window. These grey crew socks get it completely, featuring the text 'SORRY I'M LATE! I SAW A DOG' in black letters down one side. The rest of...
Pair of brown crew socks with light blue cuffs, heels, and toes. White text reads "SAVING THE WORLD ONE DAD JOKE at a TIME" and "WHERE DO SICK BOATS GO? the DOCK" inside speech bubbles.
Saving The World
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
Saving The World
$12.00
These socks are pretty much perfect for anyone who loves a good groan-worthy pun. They come in a warm brown color with cool light blue accents on the cuffs, heels, and toes. One side of a sock clearly states, "SAVING THE WORLD ONE DAD JOKE at a TIME" in white...
Pair of blue crew socks with yellow accents. Features a ringmaster, text "Ringmaster Of The Shitshow", and circus animals.
Ringmaster Of The Shitshow
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
Ringmaster Of The Shitshow
$12.00
If your life often feels like a three-ring circus, these socks totally get it. They come in a bright blue with sunny yellow cuffs, heels, and toes. One sock features a classic black top hat perched above the words "RINGMASTER OF THE SHIT SHOW," with a dapper ringmaster in a...
Pair of crew socks in rust orange with yellow cuffs, heels, and toes. Features scattered yellow, teal, and blue flowers. One sock reads 'FUN FACT... I DON'T CARE' in blue and teal text.
Fun Fact I Don't Care
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
Fun Fact I Don't Care
$12.00
Rock these socks when you're feeling a little sassy and want to make your point without saying a word. They come in a warm, rust-orange color with bright yellow accents on the cuffs, heels, and toes. Sprinkled across the fabric are happy, stylized flowers in shades of yellow, teal, and...
Two black crew socks with white chicken illustrations and "Fluent In Fowl Language" text, laid flat against a white background.
Fluent In Fowl Language
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
Fluent In Fowl Language
$12.00
Rocking a classic black and white look, these socks bring some farmyard fun with a clever twist. One sock prominently displays a proud white rooster illustration above the phrase 'Fluent In Fowl Language' in matching white text. Both socks are covered in a playful scattering of various white chicken figures...
Pair of crew socks with deep green background, bright green cuffs, heels, toes, and cucumbers reading, surfing, on motorcycles.
Cool As A Cucumber
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
Cool As A Cucumber
$12.00
Need to chill out? These socks get it. They've got a deep green background covered in animated cucumbers living their best, coolest lives. On one sock, you'll see a cucumber sporting some glasses and casually reading a book. The other sock features a cucumber catching a gnarly wave on a...
Pair of navy crew socks with brown cuffs, heels, and toes. Design includes "Awesome Lawyer" text, gavels, Lady Justice, and scales.
Awesome Lawyer
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
Awesome Lawyer
$12.00
Okay, so these socks are pretty much a statement piece for anyone who's bossing it in the courtroom or just really into all things legal. They come in a deep navy blue, with some rich brown accenting the cuffs, heels, and toes. You'll spot "AWESOME LAWYER" printed on the side...
Pair of brown crew socks with light blue cuffs and toes. They feature donkeys and the text "NEVER HALF-ASS ANYTHING".
Always Use Your Whole Ass
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
Always Use Your Whole Ass
$12.00
These socks are all about getting things done right. They're a dark brown, almost chocolate, with bright sky blue cuffs, toes, and heels. You've got little donkeys - or 'asses' - printed all over, in various positions. Some are shown walking, others are giving you a full view of their...
Pair of off-white crew socks with blue, green, and red stripes at the top and bottom. Text reads: 'These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks'.
These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks
$15.00
Rock these cream-colored socks for a bit of playful luck. They feature a clean, classic base with bold horizontal stripes - red, blue, and green - wrapping around the cuff. The main show is the large text running down the front: "THESE ARE MY LUCKY MAHJONG SOCKS," written in a...
Pair of black crew socks with The Office logo and iconic office worker pictogram.
The Office Logo
Crew SocksCool Socks
$9.99
The Office Logo
$9.99
Time to punch in for a day of comfort with these black crew socks featuring the instantly recognizable logo from The Office. Each sock shows "The Office" text prominently at the top, followed by a crisp white emblem. This classic design includes two figures within a shield-like shape, one standing...
Pair of white crew socks with orange and light blue stripes and the text 'My Cat Is My Therapist'.
My Cat Is My Therapist
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
My Cat Is My Therapist
$15.00
Know someone who gets all their best life advice from a purring creature? These white crew socks are designed for them. They feature bold, straightforward text knitted right into the side, declaring "MY CAT IS MY THERAPIST." The lettering alternates between a strong dark blue for "MY CAT" and "THERAPIST,"...
Pair of cream crew socks with maroon, gold, and purple stripes and the phrase 'Life Starts At Fuck It' in a retro font.
Life Starts At Fuck It
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Life Starts At Fuck It
$15.00
Sometimes you just need to say 'fuck it' and go for it. These socks are that vibe, plain and simple. They come in a classic off-white base with bold horizontal stripes wrapping around the top and ankle. The cuff has thinner dark red and white stripes, while the mid-calf features...
Pair of teal crew socks with pink and black stripes.  Text reads: 'I'm not sure what I'm doing out of bed'.
I'm Not Sure What I'm Doing Out Of Bed
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I'm Not Sure What I'm Doing Out Of Bed
$15.00
Let's be real, some mornings are a struggle just to get vertical. These socks get it. They're a bright aqua blue with cool pink details on the toes, heels, and striped cuffs. The top of each sock boldly declares "I'M NOT SURE WHAT I'M DOING OUT OF BED" in a...
Pair of blue crew socks with 'I Heart Cruises' graphic, pink heart, and neon yellow and green stripes.
I Heart Cruises
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Cruises
$15.00
Time to pack your bags and set sail, even if it's just to the kitchen. These royal blue socks are perfect for anyone who dreams of open seas and endless buffets. Up top, you'll see crisp stripes in yellow, light blue, and dark blue, framing the bold white text 'I...
A pair of pink crew socks with black stripes and 'Hot Homo' in black lettering.  The socks have a dark charcoal heel and toe.
Hot Homo
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Hot Homo
$15.00
Here's a bold statement for your feet, loud and proud in bright pink. The top cuff has two clean black stripes running around it, setting off the main message. Below that, the words 'HOT HOMO' are prominently displayed in strong, black block letters on the calf. The heel and toe...
Pair of white crew socks with maroon and red stripes and 'HOT DAD' text.  Retro style.
Hot Dad
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Hot Dad
$15.00
If someone in your life is a hot dad, these are the socks for them. Sporting a classic athletic-style design, these white socks proudly display "HOT DAD" in bold red letters at the top cuff. Just below the text, and again near the toe and heel, you'll find a cool...
Pair of cream crew socks with 'Exhausted American' text in black, accented by red and blue stripes at the top and bottom.
Exhausted American
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Exhausted American
$15.00
It feels like life in America can be a lot. These socks totally get that. They're a classic white crew style, perfect for when you've done all the things and you're just done. Up top, bold red and blue stripes frame the phrase 'EXHAUSTED AMERICAN' in stark black lettering. Down...