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Funny Socks for Men

Are you in dire need of some fun and laughter to distract you from all the debbie downers always on edge? Well look no further. Our collection of funny socks for men will bring a smile to your face and a ray of light to your style. Funny socks truly make the world a better place! So whether you have a dad or a grad, boyfriend or husband, a neighbor or a friend, you'll be sure to find a style to fit their unique personalities!

 

Funny Men's Socks

Life is too short to be wearing regular, plain old socks. When you browse for new pairs you are typically drowning in a sea of plain white, black, navy, and gray socks. Where is the fun in that? Whether it is for everyday wear, lounging around, or having some fun at the office, funny socks for men allow you to share a bit of your humor without saying a word. You can match them to your favorite suit or mismatch them to have them stand out more. Coming in a wide variety of various colors, patterns, and different types of humor – you are sure to find the perfect pair for you.

 

Humor Is The Spice Of Life

Life can be hard and we are always met with struggles in our day-to-day lives. Something that has always held up and stood the test of time is humor. Having a laugh and joking around with a close friend or family member is a great way to reduce stress. Many doctors even say that laughing is not only good for the soul but good for your health. Wearing a pair of funny socks is a good way to not only have a laugh but strike up a conversation you may have never started otherwise.

 

Funny Socks – Are They The Perfect Gift?

Gift shopping can be difficult these days. We are spoiled with choices and can be tight on cash, this only makes it even harder. We believe that one of the best gifts for men is a funny pair of socks. They are affordable for all budgets, don’t take countless hours shopping around for, and you can easily have them shipped to you. They make great “just becaus gifts” for a friend, brother, son, husband, or boyfriend too. Silly socks for men allow just a bit more humor into someone’s life and we think that is a good thing.


Novelty Men's Socks Are More Fun

The funniest, cheapest, and easiest way to express yourself is with a good pair of novelty socks. They are by far more fun to wear and may bring a smile to someone’s face passing by who notices your socks. Treat yourself or a loved one to a pair or two and bring a bit more fun, lift, and vibrancy to your wardrobe without breaking the bank of committing to a fading trend.

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amusing gray and yellow striped crew length socks with "it's ok to fart" embroidered
It's Ok to Fart
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
It's Ok to Fart
$14.00
Did you know that only 1% of your farts smell? So it's ok to fart! Put on a pair of these funny men's novelty socks and let one rip! Each cool pair features the phrase, "It's ok to fart" in yellow words against a gray background. These old-school, gym-styled tube...
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light blue and black striped socks with the words "i love to fart" on the front and bottom. for men and women.
I Love To Fart
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Love To Fart
$14.00
Who says you can't talk about farting and have a little fun with it? Our 'I Love To Fart' socks are the perfect way to show off your love of a good toot. With their light blue and black striped design, these socks will make you the center of attention...
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black crew socks with white ribbed top, toe, and heel. white lettering on the front reads i give the best blow jobs.
I Give The Best Blow Jobs
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Give The Best Blow Jobs
$14.00
I Give The Best Blow Jobs: These NSFW socks are sure to be a hit. Show your dirty sense of humor proudly. Whether you're rocking them at the gym, on a night out, or just lounging around the house, these socks are guaranteed to turn heads.
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funny purple socks for men and women with the text "i love being weird". yellow heels, toes, and cuffs.
I Love Being Weird
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Love Being Weird
$14.00
You already love being weird (you checked out this description, didn't you?). Now you can put it in writing. Seriously though, these purple socks will keep your toes warm and comfy, whether you're making a coffee run in your pajamas or kicking it at a party. The bright yellow toes...
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mens zero fox given crew socks in gray with black toes and heels. cartoon fox print with white "zero" and "fox" above the foxes and "given" below.
Zero Fox Given
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Zero Fox Given
$12.00
Soften the blow of your nasty, negligent attitude with a pair of funny, cool socks that will soften your step, too. Now you can tell people exactly how you feel about their baby shower, retirement party, and children's bad macaroni necklaces and keep it PG at the same time. WIll...
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forest green socks with white and cream stripes. "i read banned books" written on the front. crew xl. for men and women.
I Read Banned Books
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Read Banned Books
$14.00
The hardest thing about wearing these socks is keeping them a secret! These vibrant forest green socks with white and cream stripes will literally scream "I Read Banned Books" when you walk by. Show your support for intellectual freedom and the power of knowledge every time you put on these...
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orange i love cheese crew socks with yellow text, white and yellow stripes, pink heart
I Love Cheese
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Love Cheese
$14.00
Get ready to melt hearts and provoke smiles with our "I Love Cheese" crew socks! Imagine your feet wrapped in a bright splash of orange, shouting your cheese adoration with bold yellow letters - it’s love at first bite. Caught in a gooey romance? A pink heart seals the deal,...
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dark red fun novelty crew-length 'my cat says you're dumb' cat fun-socks with blue and purple striping for both cat-loving men and women.
My Cat Says You're Dumb
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
My Cat Says You're Dumb
$14.00
Your cat's word is gold. So if he says you're dumb, then it's most likely true. Each cool pair of vintage-styled novelty gym socks feature the phrase "My cat says you're dumb" printed on the sides against a burgundy background. Perfect for the sassy, cat-loving woman in your life.
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black crew socks, white toes & heels, pink & white stripes, bold "i shit glitter" design.
I Shit Glitter
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Shit Glitter
$14.00
The "I Shit Glitter" socks are the ultimate accessory for anyone who wants to add a touch of fun and humor to their wardrobe. These crew-length socks feature vibrant pink and blue stripes at the top, with white toes and heels. The bold "I Shit Glitter" message, written in sparkly...
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pink socks with black toe and heel, blue and black stripes at top, and "i'm too old for this shit" written on the front.
I'm Too Old For This Shit
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I'm Too Old For This Shit
$14.00
Put some pep in your step and slip into these I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT Socks! These vibrant, comfy socks, with black at the toe and heel and bright pink and blue stripes at the top, will make you the hit of the gym. Plus, the fun saying will...
black crew socks with a pattern of middle fingers in various shades of brown.
Middle Finger Update
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Middle Finger Update
$14.00
Get Flippin' with our Middle Finger Update Socks! Featuring an array of colorful middle fingers in various shades of brown, these crew-length socks are like a rebellious work of art for your feet. Perfect for those who like to show their sassy side in style!
sassy unisex socks with multi-colored "fuck you" text on a white background; blue toes, heels, and crew length; for men and women.
Fuck You
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Fuck You
$14.00
You've got the Shit Happens bumper sticker on your car. Now all you need are a pair of cheeky socks to match your outlook of life. Tell everyone who has ever screwed you over how you feel about them when you slip on a pair of these funny, outrageous socks....
white socks with pink/purple stripes, pink toes/heels, and "it's not easy being a bitch" knitted in. length: crew. for men and women.
It's Not Easy Being a Bitch
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
It's Not Easy Being a Bitch
$14.00
Are you a baddie who's always got a sassy remark up your sleeve? Then these socks are perfect for you! The bright, contrasting colors and the bold, upfront message will let everyone know that you're not one to mess with. Plus, they're super comfy, so you can wear them all...
  dark green crew socks featuring cartoon marijuana leaves with sunglasses throwing peace signs. peace out.
Peace Out
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Peace Out
$14.00
While we don't advocate getting high, we suggest you elevate your sock game. Our Peace Out Crew Socks are not only stylish and super soft, they're a surefire way to get a contact high from strangers. Our designer created a hilarious pattern of cartoon marijuana leaves rocking shades and tossing...
black striped crew length socks with 'i'd fuck me' in large black letters; perfect for men and women with a sense of humor.
I'd Fuck Me
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I'd Fuck Me
$14.00
Calling all funky feet! These I'd Fuck Me socks are guaranteed to turn some heads when you rock 'em. Stand out from the crowd and show off your bold side with this hilarious pair of socks. Perfect for those who aren't afraid to make a statement, these socks will put...
bad ass magic crew socks for men and women feature a unicorn in front of a rainbow and the phrase "bad ass" printed on the sides.
Bad Ass Magic
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$15.00
Bad Ass Magic
$15.00
Where myth meets comfort, these stylish threads are adorned with a valiant unicorn posed gallantly before a radiant rainbow. Perfect for both lords and ladies, these socks aren't just a splash of color—they're a declaration of daring. Slip into a pair and let the world know: here walks a creature...
gray crew socks with a pattern of pink flamingos wearing sunglasses and "don't flock with me today" text bubble.
Don't Flock With Me Today
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Don't Flock With Me Today
$14.00
Don't let these socks take you for a wild goose chase, they're the real deal! Bright pink flamingos with shades and the text "Don't flock with me today" adorn these gray crew socks. Perfect for the man who wants to strut his stuff and make a 'flock' of a statement....
brown crew socks with woke up sexy as hell again slogan and coffee cup picture.
Woke Up Sexy As Hell Again
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Woke Up Sexy As Hell Again
$14.00
Strut your stuff in these eye-catching rust-colored socks that are as bold as your morning brew! Featuring a cheerful face on a coffee mug, these socks take a fun twist with coffee splashing out, emblazoned with the words "Woke Up Sexy As Hell Again" amidst the coffee splashes, these socks...
a pair of socks with the words 'see you in hell' on them.
See You in Hell
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
See You in Hell
$14.00
Unleash your defiant side with 'See You in Hell' socks! Perfect for days when you're feeling a touch rebellious or just want to add a spicy footnote to your outfit. Whether you're striding into a boardroom or sprinting around town, these socks speak volumes without saying a word. Why wait...
black sheep crew socks with "herd ewe was talkin' smaaack!" printed in black. fun and humorous socks for men.
Herd Ewe was Talkin' Smaaak
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Herd Ewe was Talkin' Smaaak
$14.00
Baaa-rmy socks with a witty twist! Introducing our "Herd Ewe Was Talkin' Smaaack!" crew socks, the perfect pick for the sassy sheep lover. Featuring a grid of black sheep with hilarious facial expressions, these socks will have you cracking jokes and turning heads. They're like a woolly comedy show for...
socks that are blue with a red top. there is a picture of a red and white striped popcorn bucket on the socks with the words 'shit show' above it and 'admit 1' below it. there are also white popcorn kernels all over the socks.
Shit Show
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Shit Show
$12.00
Are you ready to showcase your flair for the dramatic with our daring "Shit Show" socks? Painted in vibrant blue, with a fiery red cuff, these crew-length dazzlers feature a striking red-and-white striped popcorn bucket because every popcorn-worthy debacle deserves its own highlight reel. Sprinkled around are whimsical white popcorn...
a pair of white socks with the words 'don't let the bullshit get you down' on the leg in red and yellow letters. the heel and toe are red and the top is blue with two yellow stripes.
Don't Let The Bullshit Get You Down
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Don't Let The Bullshit Get You Down
$14.00
Tired of the same old drab socks? Add a pop of playful protest to your wardrobe with our "Don't Let The Bullshit Get You Down" socks! Sporting a vibrant splash of red and yellow letters against a crisp white canvas, these socks are your armor against the mundane. The red...
gray crew socks with red toes, heels, and tops feature the words "i can't hear you. you're muted."
You Are Muted
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
You Are Muted
$11.00
If you're tired of feeling like everyone's talking over you, put on a pair of these sassy socks that politely tell the world, "I can't hear you. You're muted!" With their gray base, red toes, heels, and tops, these crew-length socks for men are sure to get a chuckle from...
red crew socks with orange stripes and a can opener design opening a can of "certified 100% organic whoop ass."
Opening Up A Can
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Opening Up A Can
$14.00
Ready to crack open a fresh can of whoop ass? These red crew socks with bright orange stripes at the top feature a can opener design on the front, prying open a can of Certified 100% Organic Whoop Ass.  Wear these sassy socks the next time you need to...
blue crew socks with a funny pattern of red and white cans with the words "whoop ass" written on them.
Can of Whoop Ass
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Can of Whoop Ass
$12.00
Introducing the Can of Whoop Ass socks, the perfect novelty socks for the modern-day superhero. These bad boys feature a pattern of bright red and white cans emblazoned with the words "Whoop Ass." Whether you're battling against injustice or just want to add some fun to your sock drawer, these...
a pair of red socks with black toes, heels, and cuffs. the word 'faster' is printed in large white letters on the front of each sock, and the word 'bitch' is printed in smaller white letters underneath. a checkered flag pattern is printed in black and white above the word 'faster'.
Faster Bitch Faster
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Faster Bitch Faster
$14.00
Add a dash of cheek to your feet with our red novelty socks, designed for those who like their style served with a side of sass. Emblazoned with "Faster Bitch Faster" in bold white letters and featuring a checkered flag pattern, these socks are your silent cheerleader for the gym,...
a pair of blue socks with the words 'anxiety is my influencer' in yellow and pink.
Anxiety is My Influencer
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Anxiety is My Influencer
$14.00
Ready to make a bold statement with every step? Slip on our 'Anxiety is My Influencer' socks, and let your feet do the talking. Sporting vibrant blue hues with cheeky yellow and pink lettering, these socks are perfect for sparking conversations and lighting up any occasion. Whether you're lounging at...
side view of a pair of blue socks with pink and orange stripes that say "big clit energy".
Big Clit Energy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Big Clit Energy
$14.00
There's a certain audacity that comes with knowing exactly who you are, and these socks are a testament to that unapologetic self-assurance. Made in the USA with a soft blend of Navy Cotton, Rust Nylon, and Ruby Nylon, these super-comfy, unisex gym socks fit most feet. Perfect for anyone ready...
front view of a pair of white crew socks with green and yellow stripes and the words "that just dills my pickle" printed on them.
That Just Dills My Pickle
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
That Just Dills My Pickle
$14.00
Ever notice how the perfect pickle can elevate a sandwich to legendary status? These socks capture that same spirit of satisfaction and sprinkle it with a dash of sass. With crisp colors and a playful nod to all things briny, "That Just Dills My Pickle" socks bring comfort and a...
front view of a pair of blue teal gym socks that say "in dog years i'm gay" with a rainbow stripe.
In Dog Years I'm Gay
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
In Dog Years I'm Gay
$14.00
Unleash your inner rainbow with a pair of socks that are as fabulous as a pup prancing through a pride parade. Crafted from Blue Teal Cotton and adorned with vibrant nylon accents, these socks are a celebration of love, equality, and canine charm. Perfect for every dog-loving, pride-embracing individual, these...
gray crew socks feature a pattern of 4 white ghosts with black eyes and mouths holding cell phones that say "read".
Ghosted Text
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Ghosted Text
$14.00
Stuck on read, no reply? Turn the tables and be the ghoster with these Ghosted Text socks! Patterned with blue-toed ghoulish apparitions holding cell phones, they'll leave you looking fashionably haunting. Just remember to text back your grandma.
socks that are blue with yellow and navy stripes and the text 'buh bye doubters'.
Buh Bye Doubters
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Buh Bye Doubters
$14.00
Whether you're hitting the pavement, powering through a workout, or ruling the boardroom, these socks are your silent scream of defiance. Doubters? They're merely background noise to your forward march. So, lace up, head out, and let your socks do the talking—your actions have already spoken volumes.
socks that are white with purple toes, heels, and cuffs. there is a green and white checkered pattern above the purple cuff. the words 'so outta here' are printed in purple block letters on the front of the socks.
So Outta Here
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
So Outta Here
$14.00
Escape the mundane on the express lane of style with our FINISH LINE collection! These checkered striped socks are your secret weapon against the dull drudgery of everyday footwear. Decked out in white with a splash of green checks crowning the top, they're a clear signal you're miles ahead in...
a pair of white socks with red and blue stripes at the top and the words 'buh bye haters' in red and blue.
Buh Bye Haters
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Buh Bye Haters
$14.00
Meet your new secret weapon against negativity: these white socks, subtly accented with blue and red, make a bold statement without saying a word. Emblazoned with "bye bye haters" along the leg, they're your cozy reminder to kick negativity to the curb—literally. Perfect for those days when you'd rather let...
a pair of black socks with yellow and red stripes at the top and the words 'kill your phone live your life' in yellow letters on the front.
Kill Your Phone Live Your Life
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Kill Your Phone Live Your Life
$14.00
Let's face it, we all need a digital detox once in a while! "Kill Your Phone Live Your Life" socks are here to remind you to unplug and enjoy the real world. Sporting vibrant yellow and red stripes, these bold black socks pack a punch of personality and a touch...
socks that are purple with orange toes, heels, and the word 'hustle' in large letters up the side of the leg. the word 'fucking' is more subtly woven into the fabric and is only visible upon close inspection.
Fucking Hustle
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Fucking Hustle
$14.00
Looking to add a dash of daring to your drawer? Our Fucking Hustle socks aren't just a pair to wear; they're a statement to share! Flaunt your fearless side with bold purple colors highlighted by striking orange heels and toes. But lean in closer - there's a cheeky surprise woven...
socks that are white with orange and blue stripes at the top and orange heels and toes. 'buh bye bad vibes' is written on the front of the socks in blue with an orange shadow.
Buh Bye Bad Vibes
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Buh Bye Bad Vibes
$14.00
Wave goodbye to negativity with each step in our 'Buh Bye Bad Vibes' socks. Swathed in crisp white with vibrant blue and orange stripes zinging at the top, they are your new secret weapon in turning frowns upside down. Hosting a mood-lifting mantra, these foot-huggers are perfect for lounging, social...
Just Dill With It
Just Dill With It
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Just Dill With It
$13.00
Say sayonara to boring socks and embrace the sheer absurdity of Just Dill With It novelty socks. The chunky cucumber, complete with shades and crossed arms, is the epitome of cool, telling the world you're one cool pickle. And who wouldn't want pickles on their feet? Exactly, no one. So,...
Dill With It
Dill With It
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Dill With It
$13.00
Looking for socks that give you an attitude? Our Dill With It socks are here to add some spice to your day. With their cool-as-a-cucumber design, you can dill with anything that comes your way. A green sock with cartoon cucumbers wearing shades and giving the finger is sure to...
black and white socks that say 'i don't wear t under r wear r' repeated across the foot
I Don't Wear Underwear
Underwear UnderwearGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Don't Wear Underwear
$14.00
Slip these black and white socks onto your feet and see if underwear takes the hint. This knee-length pair says 'I DON'T WEAR T UNDER R WEAR R' along the length of the foot, written in repeating lines. Whether you plan to wear underwear beneath them or not, these socks...
blue and white striped socks with {clean feet n dirty mind} text in black and white. unisex crew length.
Clean Feet Dirty Mind
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Clean Feet Dirty Mind
$14.00
Introducing the 'Clean Feet N Dirty Mind' socks! These are the perfect socks for those who want to keep their feet clean while letting their minds run wild. With a striking design featuring blue and white stripes, these Crew socks boast a bold and playful message and are sure to...
pink knee-high xl socks with "lazy" in black text and two black stripes near top.
Lazy
Knee High SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Lazy
$14.00
Introducing 'Lazy': the knee-high XL sock designed for men and women with a striking combo of pink fabric and black stripes. These socks are not just any basic socks - they're a pop of fun that'll make you the life of the party! When you wear these socks, you become...
blue socks with green text reading "{don't be trashy}" and a green recycling symbol. crew length, men's size.
Don't Be Trashy
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Don't Be Trashy
$14.00
Wear your greenest attitude with the "Don't Be Trashy" socks! These blue socks feature green text and a recycling logo to keep you stylish while spreading the message that littering is yucky. The crew length is the perfect fit for showing off your eco-warrior spirit, and the men's sizing ensures...
mid-calf socks with a pattern of light blue flowers and the words "domestic af" displayed vertically on the leg of the sock. crew length.
Domestic AF
Crew SocksFunatic
$16.00
Domestic AF
$16.00
Domestic AF socks: The ultimate in sass and style. These crew socks feature a dark blue background with a pattern of light blue flowers with white centers. The words "Domestic AF" are displayed vertically on the leg of the sock in white. Whether you're rocking them around the house or...
 white crew socks with red and teal stripes, red toe and heel. feature the words 'sworn to fun loyal to none'. for men and women.
Sworn To Fun Loyal To None
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Sworn To Fun Loyal To None
$14.00
From the land of sass and style comes the 'Sworn To Fun Loyal to None' socks. Adorned with slender red and teal stripes and bold red at the toe and heel, these socks embody the perfect mix of sass and spirit. Each pair features the words 'Sworn To Fun Loyal...
red crew socks with "please unsubscribe me from your issues" in light blue and yellow lettering with stars and hearts. for men and women.
Issues
Crew SocksLiving Royal
$12.00
Issues
$12.00
Show the world your lit sock style with these "Please Unsubscribe Me From Your Issues" crew socks in bright red. Emblazoned with light blue and yellow stars and hearts, these meme worthy socks are sure to spark convos wherever you strut your stuff!
socks that are pink with the words 'if you can't tone it, tan it' in yellow, blue, and black.
If You Can't Tone It, Tan It
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
If You Can't Tone It, Tan It
$14.00
Looking for a cheeky splash of color to brighten your day? Check out our 'If You Can't Tone It, Tan It' socks! Splashed in vibrant pink and stamped with a bold, playful message in yellow, blue, and black, these socks are sure to kick-start conversations and smiles. Perfect for lounging...