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Pair of gray crew socks with yellow and orange stripes and the phrase 'It's Ok to Fart'.
It's Ok to Fart
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
It's Ok to Fart
$15.00
Did you know that only 1% of your farts smell? So it's ok to fart! Put on a pair of these funny men's novelty socks and let one rip! Each cool pair features the phrase, "It's ok to fart" in yellow words against a gray background. These old-school, gym-styled tube...
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Pair of crew socks in gray, teal, and yellow. Features bold text: 'My Dog and I Talk Shit About You'.
My Dog and I Talk Shit About You
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
My Dog and I Talk Shit About You
$15.00
If you consider your dog your best friend and closest confidant, then these funny women's novelty crew socks belong in your sock drawer! Each awesome pair of vintage-styled gym socks showcase the words " My Dog and I talk shit about you" printed along the sides against a gray background.
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Pair of light blue crew socks with black stripes and 'I ♥ To Fart' graphic.
I Love To Fart
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Love To Fart
$15.00
Who says you can't talk about farting and have a little fun with it? Our 'I Love To Fart' socks are the perfect way to show off your love of a good toot. With their light blue and black striped design, these socks will make you the center of attention...
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Pair of brown crew socks with a white and black "Coffee Makes Me Poop" graphic. Features stripes at the top and bottom.
Coffee Makes Me Poop
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Coffee Makes Me Poop
$15.00
Coffee Makes Me Poop: Brew-tiful Socks for Coffee Lovers. These socks make it known! Whether you're a coffee lover or poop connoisseur, don't be shy about it. Life is too short for bad coffee and socks! Stand out with these stylish, amusing socks in any setting. Whether it's a coffee...
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Pair of white crew socks with black stripes and 'Trophy Husband' text.
Trophy Husband
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Trophy Husband
$15.00
They say behind every successful woman is a trophy husband, but who says you can't be successful and have one, too? These Trophy Husband socks are a fun and lighthearted way to show your appreciation for the man in your life, whether he's a stay-at-home dad, a corporate titan, or...
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Pair of black crew socks with gold and white stripes and the phrase 'Sounds Like Bullshit To Me' printed vertically.
Sounds Like Bullshit To Me
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Sounds Like Bullshit To Me
$15.00
Whoever said socks need to be boring and basic? For those with a taste for footwear that's just a tad bit cheeky, these Sounds Like Bullshit To Me socks will be a hit. Wear them with pride and let the world know you mean business ” or not.
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Pair of crew socks in black and hot pink with yellow text reading 'Everything Hurts And I'm Dying'.
Everything Hurts And I'm Dying
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Everything Hurts And I'm Dying
$15.00
Do your socks make you laugh so hard your sides hurt? Maybe they make you howl like a banshee? Nope? Well then you must not own a pair of 'Everything Hurts And I'm Dying' socks yet! These jet black, pink and yellow socks feature the iconic meme text in bold...
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Pair of blue crew socks with a red heart and 'I Love Naps' graphic, accented with cream and green stripes.
I Love Naps
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Love Naps
$15.00
Show off your passion for power naps with these bright blue, green and red socks with the words "I Love Naps" covering them from top to bottom. Dedicated to the art of snoozing, these socks are like tiny love letters to your favorite sleeping position. Since hearts and naps go...
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Crew socks in teal and yellow. Feature funny illustrations of working from home, including a laptop, cat, and sticky notes.
My Working From Home Socks
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
My Working From Home Socks
$12.00
Ever get tired of staring at your computer all day? Take a break from the mundane and put on these awesome socks! Featuring a bright blue and yellow color scheme with designs of office items like computers, phones, and coffee cups, these socks are the perfect way to add a...
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Pair of crew hiking socks. Tan background with a trail, trees, mountains, and a small hiker graphic. Grey cuffs and light blue water detail.
These Are My Hiking Socks
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
These Are My Hiking Socks
$12.00
With these rad hiking socks, you'll be summiting style mountains in no time! Explore the great outdoors and conquer new trails while rocking these brown crew socks showcasing a picturesque hiking trail graphic complete with mountains, trees, a river, and a lone hiker. Plus, they're emblazoned with the bold declaration,...
Pair of pink crew socks with a blue 'Cats Don't Give A Fuck' slogan. Features white and blue stripes at the top and bottom.
Cats Don't Give A Fuck Gym
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Cats Don't Give A Fuck Gym
$15.00
Strut your stuff in these "CATS DON'T GIVE A FUCK GYM" socks that ooze apathy and feline fabulousness. Featuring a bold blue stripe and white text, these crew socks are here to remind you that cats do indeed not give a fuck...about anything. Except maybe tuna. Who even knows anymore?...
Grey crew socks with a red 'These Are My I Don't Give A Shit Socks' message and a repeated sock pattern.
These Are My Don't Give A Shit Socks
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
These Are My Don't Give A Shit Socks
$12.00
You'll give Zero Fox's when wearing these socks! If you're the kind of person who can't be bothered with socks that don't express your IDGAF attitude, these are for you. They state your zero-nonsense attitude more clearly than Ricky Gervais explaining the rules of sarcasm. Put these on when you...
Brown crew socks with a Golden Retriever image, orange paw prints, and the text 'I Love My Golden Retriever'.
I Love My Golden Retriever
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
I Love My Golden Retriever
$12.00
Golden retrievers are notorious for their love of belly rubs, tennis balls, and making a mess. If you're a proud parent of one of these lovable goofballs, then you need a pair of these I Love My Golden Retriever socks. Featuring a playful pattern of golden retriever paw prints and...
Crew socks in green with yellow cuffs. Design features daisies, a cow, and the phrase 'Just Say No To Bullshit'.
Just Say No To Bullshit
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
Just Say No To Bullshit
$12.00
Sassy and subversive Just Say No To Bullshit socks! Prove you're not full of baloney with these knee-slappers. Daisy print. Bright yellow toes, heels, and cuffs. The perfect conversation starters for casual Fridays. Let your feet do the talking!
Pair of black crew socks with white stripes and '00 Fucks Given' text.
00 Fucks Given
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
00 Fucks Given
$12.00
These 00 Fucks Given black athletic gym socks are perfect for those days when you just can't be bothered to care about your workout or about the malaise of life in general. Maybe you're feeling a little burnt out, or maybe you're just not in the mood. Either way, these...
Pair of maroon crew socks with off-white stripes and 'OLD FART' text. Retro design.
Old Fart
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Old Fart
$15.00
Be the life of the party with these "OLD FART" socks! Turn heads as you walk by in these funky red socks with white stripes, toe and heel. These crew length socks make the perfect gift for any man or woman with a sense of humor.
Pair of burgundy crew socks with teal and pink stripes. Text reads 'My Cat Says You're Dumb'.
My Cat Says You're Dumb
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
My Cat Says You're Dumb
$15.00
Your cat's word is gold. So if he says you're dumb, then it's most likely true. Each cool pair of vintage-styled novelty gym socks feature the phrase "My cat says you're dumb" printed on the sides against a burgundy background. Perfect for the sassy, cat-loving woman in your life.
Pair of light teal crew socks with black stripes and repeated expletives printed vertically.
Dirty Words
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Dirty Words
$15.00
Dirty Words, a set of amusing crew-extra-long socks, are here to spice up your sock drawer! Written in black over a pristine white background, these socks read, "Dirty Words." These socks, which are available in a unisex design, are great for both men and women. Wear a pair of these...
Pair of light blue crew socks with red and blue bicycle designs and the text 'These Are My Biking Socks'.
These Are My Biking Socks
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
These Are My Biking Socks
$12.00
Pedal to the metal in style with these electric blue cycling crew socks bursting with red bicycle patterns and bold white lettering that proudly proclaims: "THESE ARE MY BIKING SOCKS". Designed for both men and women, these socks are resilient, supportive, and ready to hit the pavement with you. Embrace...
Pair of teal crew socks with a black graphic that reads 'Owner of the World's Cutest Cat'. White accents on the cuffs and toes.
Owner of the World's Cutest Cat
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Owner of the World's Cutest Cat
$15.00
Imagine if your feet could purr! Well, these are the closest thing you'll find. The toes meow, and the cuffs proudly declare 'Owner of the World's Cutest Cat'. They're like the ultimate feline fashion statement, except your feet will be doing all the talking. These electric blue socks with white...
Pair of pink crew socks with navy blue and black stripes. The socks feature the text 'I'm Too Old For This Shit' in a bold font.
I'm Too Old For This Shit
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I'm Too Old For This Shit
$15.00
Put some pep in your step and slip into these I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT Socks! These vibrant, comfy socks, with black at the toe and heel and bright pink and blue stripes at the top, will make you the hit of the gym. Plus, the fun saying will...
black crew socks, white toes & heels, pink & white stripes, bold "i shit glitter" design.
I Shit Glitter
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Shit Glitter
$15.00
The "I Shit Glitter" socks are the ultimate accessory for anyone who wants to add a touch of fun and humor to their wardrobe. These crew-length socks feature vibrant pink and blue stripes at the top, with white toes and heels. The bold "I Shit Glitter" message, written in sparkly...
Pair of crew socks; light blue with chocolate chip cookies and grumpy cookie faces; black heel and toe.
Tough Cookie
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Tough Cookie
$14.00
Life can be tough, but so can you! Our Tough Cookie socks are here to remind you of your resilience every time you put them on. With a fun pattern of chocolate chip cookies and the words "Tough Cookie" displayed in a speech bubble, these socks are a playful and...
Crew socks in olive green with black paw prints and a German Shepherd image. The text 'I love my German Shepherd' is partially visible.
I Love My German Shepherd
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
I Love My German Shepherd
$12.00
Paw some style walk your way with our 'I Love My German Shepherd' socks! Featuring a charming brown background adorned with adorable black paw prints, these socks are sure to put a smile on your face and anyone who sees them. To top it off, they proudly display "I My...
Pair of lavender crew socks with a dark gray 'Owner of the World's Cutest Dog' graphic and white/gray stripes near the cuffs.
Owner of the World's Cutest Dog
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Owner of the World's Cutest Dog
$15.00
We've got socks that'll make you the envy of all dog owners! Our "Owner of the World's Cutest Dog" socks in lavender, proudly proclaim your fur baby's cuteness to the world. These Crew socks are perfect for men and women who want to show off their love for their four-legged...
Pair of crew socks. Dark blue background, orange tabby cat illustration, and the text 'The Cat is an Asshole'.
The Cat
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
The Cat
$12.00
Have a cat-tastrophe with a "The Cat is an Asshole" sock! This blue pair features an orange cat with a smug grimace chilling on the bog, proving once and for all the age-old question. A hilarious gift for the cat or bathroom lover in your life. Wear them around the...
Gray crew socks with a black toe and cuff. The socks show multiple dogs of different breeds on leashes with the text 'These Are My Dog Walking Socks'.
These Are My Dog Walking Socks
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
These Are My Dog Walking Socks
$12.00
Life's a walk in the park with these Dog Walking Socks! These gray & black crew socks feature four cartoon canines being strolled by a human. The message "These Are My Dog Walking Socks" adorns the gray section of the sock. Put on a pair the next time you venture...
Pair of green and yellow crew socks with the text 'It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants' in black. Features yellow and green stripes at the cuff.
It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants
$15.00
Put on a pair of these crew socks and let your feet do the talking! The green and yellow stylish socks feature the message 'It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants' in a yellow script that really pops against the green background. Whether you're heading to the garden center or...
Pair of white crew socks with rainbow 'FUCK YOU' text and smiley faces. Blue and purple stripes at the cuff.
Fuck You
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Fuck You
$15.00
You've got the Shit Happens bumper sticker on your car. Now all you need are a pair of cheeky socks to match your outlook of life. Tell everyone who has ever screwed you over how you feel about them when you slip on a pair of these funny, outrageous socks....
Pair of grey crew socks with hot pink cuffs and heel. Black text reads 'It's Not Easy Being a Bitch'.
It's Not Easy Being a Bitch
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
It's Not Easy Being a Bitch
$15.00
Are you a baddie who's always got a sassy remark up your sleeve? Then these socks are perfect for you! The bright, contrasting colors and the bold, upfront message will let everyone know that you're not one to mess with. Plus, they're super comfy, so you can wear them all...
A pair of crew socks with sloths hanging from tree branches on a green background. The socks are brown and green, and feature the text 'Don't Rush Me'.
Don't Rush Me
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
Don't Rush Me
$12.00
Sloths are the ultimate chillers, known for their laid-back attitude and slow-paced life. Step into a pair of these brown and green Don't Rush Me sloth socks, featuring adorable sloths hanging from tree branches, and let the sloth vibes take over. Whether you're lounging at home or out running errands,...
Pair of white crew socks with rainbow-colored 'Bookworm' text and purple and blue stripes at the cuff.
Bookworm
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Bookworm
$15.00
These 'Bookworm Crew' socks proudly display a repeating pattern of the word 'BOOKWORM' in colorful rainbow letters. Who needs a library card when you can just stick your feet out and let the letters do the talking? And don't forget, they'll match all your favorite literary outfits. No more getting...
Brown and beige crew socks with a camping theme. Design includes camper vans, trees, tents, and the text 'These Are My Camping Socks'.
These Are My Camping Socks
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
These Are My Camping Socks
$12.00
Not your average, run-of-the-mill socks, these socks say "I like pine trees, campfires, and deer...oh yeah, I'm a camper!" With a quirky design featuring deer, tents, and mountains, these brown socks with white bubble lettering will make you the envy of any campground.
Pair of black and white crew socks with 'I'D FUCK ME' vertically printed. Features black and white stripes.
I'd Fuck Me
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I'd Fuck Me
$15.00
Calling all funky feet! These I'd Fuck Me socks are guaranteed to turn some heads when you rock 'em. Stand out from the crowd and show off your bold side with this hilarious pair of socks. Perfect for those who aren't afraid to make a statement, these socks will put...
A pair of crew socks in grey with red cuffs. The socks feature teal and red balloons, a dancing figure, and the text 'It's My Birthday'.
It's My Birthday
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
It's My Birthday
$12.00
Celebrate the most special day of the year with the It's My Birthday socks! These sensationally soft gray crew socks feature happy red toes, heels, and cuffs that will make you want to tap dance wherever you go. The words "It's My Birthday" are splashed across one sock, while the...
A pair of blue crew socks with red cuffs. The design includes an upward-pointing arrow, the words "Awesome Teacher", apples, and papers with A+ grades.
Awesome Teacher
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$11.00
Awesome Teacher
$11.00
Show your appreciation for the educator in your life with a pair of Awesome Teacher novelty socks! These witty socks feature a pattern of bright red apples and sheets of paper with the letter 'A' surrounded by a red cuff and toe. The words 'Awesome Teacher' are proudly displayed vertically...
Crew socks in grey and black, featuring a black lab portrait and paw print design. Text reads 'I love my Black Lab'.
I Love My Black Lab
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
I Love My Black Lab
$12.00
Meet the I Love My Black Lab socks the pawfect accessory for dog enthusiasts and fashionistas alike! These unisex socks feature adorable black dog heads, playful paw prints, and a heartwarming message on the bottom. Express your unwavering love for your furry friend while rocking these cozy and stylish socks....
Pair of cream crew socks with burgundy and orange stripes and the phrase 'See You In Hell' in burgundy lettering.
See You in Hell
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
See You in Hell
$15.00
Unleash your defiant side with 'See You in Hell' socks! Perfect for days when you're feeling a touch rebellious or just want to add a spicy footnote to your outfit. Whether you're striding into a boardroom or sprinting around town, these socks speak volumes without saying a word. Why wait...
Pair of crew socks in dark brown with an orange corgi face and orange paw prints. Text reads 'I Love My Corgi'.
I Love My Corgi
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
I Love My Corgi
$12.00
Corgi paw print socks: paw-some doggie style! These doggone cute unisex crew socks are sure to make your heart go pitter-patter. Made of the highest quality cotton, these socks are pawsitively comfy and pawfect for showing off your love for your furry friend. So go ahead, put your best paw...
Pair of green crew socks with a red heart and 'I love pickles' graphic. Features thin gold and white stripes at the cuff and off-white heel and toe.
I Heart Pickles
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Pickles
$15.00
Love those pickles! These I Heart Pickles socks give you a dilly of a good time. Topped with bright green with white accents and featuring a fresh red heart with 'I Heart Pickles' written above, you'll never dill-iver these socks. Show your love for this crunchy snack and pickle lovers...
Pair of crew socks, white with blue accents. One sock says "I cannot adult today," the other features a cat illustration and "Tom Does Good."
Adult Today
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
Adult Today
$12.00
**Novelty Socks Description:** Embrace the chaos with these socks, featuring a cat peering out a window while declaring, "I cannot adult today" and "Tom does good." These white socks with blue trim are a humorous reminder that even adults are allowed to take a break. Perfect for any day you'd...
Crew socks with a dark brown background, orange paw prints, and a Goldendoodle image. Text says 'I'm a Goldendoodle'.
I Love My Goldendoodle
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
I Love My Goldendoodle
$12.00
Strut your fluff and celebrate your furry best friend with these I Love My Goldendoodle novelty socks. Featuring a playful pattern of brown paw prints and a heartwarming photo of a Goldendoodle, these socks are the paw-fect way to show off your love for your four-legged companion. Made for both...
Pair of blue crew socks with yellow cuffs. Features a fun BBQ design with hot dogs, burgers, and grilling tools.
Awesome Grill Master
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
Awesome Grill Master
$12.00
Who says grilling has to be boring? These crew socks feature a fun pattern of grilling-related items, so you can show off your grilling prowess while keeping your feet comfy. Whether you're the king or queen of the backyard barbecue or just a weekend warrior, these socks are sure to...
Pair of taupe crew socks with a brown bulldog face and brown paw prints. Text reads 'I Love My Bulldog'.
I Love My Bulldog
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
I Love My Bulldog
$12.00
These paws-itively adorable socks feature bulldogs on a brown field of paw prints! The socks say "I Love My Bulldog" and are great for any dog lover with a sense of humor. Who knows, they might even make your bulldog smile! Check them out today!
Pair of brown crew socks with a yellow lab portrait and paw print design. Features beige cuffs and 'I Love My Yellow Lab' text.
I Love My Yellow Lab
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
I Love My Yellow Lab
$12.00
Ready for a walk on the wild side?! Slip into the I Love My Yellow Lab Paw Prints Socks, a delightful treat for your feet and a paw-some way to show your love for your furry best friend. With a mischievous yellow Labrador Retriever grin on one sock, and tiny...
Pair of crew socks in blue with brown and beige paw prints. Text reads: 'My Therapist Has Paws'.
My Therapist Has Paws
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$11.00
My Therapist Has Paws
$11.00
Everyone knows that dogs make great therapists, and now you can rep that with these blue crew socks with brown toes and heels, featuring allover brown and white paw prints. The perfect gift for the dog lover in your life!
Pair of brown crew socks with a yellow and light blue retro stripe and 'Bird Nerd' text.
Bird Nerd
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Bird Nerd
$15.00
Let your feet do the squawking with these orange socks, flanked by blue and yellow accents that sing a tune louder than a morning chorus. Adorned with "bird nerd" in vibrant yellow script along the leg, they're a shout-out to anyone who believes binoculars are just as essential as coffee...
Pair of red crew socks with a bold 'Go Fuck Your Selfie' message in white and blue. Features blue and white stripes.
Go Fuck Your Selfie
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Go Fuck Your Selfie
$15.00
Dress your feet in rebellion with these bold red socks, featuring crisp white accents that stand out like a loud whisper. Across the leg, they sport a daring message: "Go fuck your selfie"—because sometimes, the best statements are made below the knee. Perfect for those days when you want your...