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Best Sellers

Curious to see what is trending with our other buyers? Check out our best sellers collection! We feature all of our popular and best selling items right here. You will be able to see what is hip and trendy with others and choose from socks you know other people are already enjoying themselves. Don't be shy with those toes! Buy yourself, your friend, or your lover a pair or two today.
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Pair of white crew socks with rainbow 'FUCK YOU' text and smiley faces. Blue and purple stripes at the cuff.
Fuck You Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

Fuck You

$15.00
You've got the Shit Happens bumper sticker on your car. Now all you need are a pair of cheeky socks to match your outlook of life. Tell everyone who has ever screwed you over how you feel about them when you slip on a pair of these funny, outrageous socks....
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Pair of white crew socks with teal stripes and the text 'The Future is Female'.
The Future is Female Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

The Future is Female

$15.00
Looking for the perfect socks to wear for International Women's Day on March 8? Slip into a pair of these awesome women's novelty gym-style, ribbed crew socks! Each cool sock features the phrase "The Future is Female" along the sides against a white background.
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Pair of pink crew socks with a blue 'Cats Don't Give A Fuck' slogan.  Features white and blue stripes at the top and bottom.
Cats Don't Give A Fuck Gym Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

Cats Don't Give A Fuck Gym

$15.00
Strut your stuff in these "CATS DON'T GIVE A FUCK GYM" socks that ooze apathy and feline fabulousness. Featuring a bold blue stripe and white text, these crew socks are here to remind you that cats do indeed not give a fuck...about anything. Except maybe tuna. Who even knows anymore?...
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Pair of grey crew socks with hot pink cuffs and heel.  Black text reads 'It's Not Easy Being a Bitch'.
It's Not Easy Being a Bitch Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

It's Not Easy Being a Bitch

$15.00
Are you a baddie who's always got a sassy remark up your sleeve? Then these socks are perfect for you! The bright, contrasting colors and the bold, upfront message will let everyone know that you're not one to mess with. Plus, they're super comfy, so you can wear them all...
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Pair of pink crew socks with black stripes and the phrase 'Mean People Suck' in black lettering.
Mean People Suck Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

Mean People Suck

$15.00
Pink and black striped socks with a bold statement: Mean People Suck! These socks are more than just a fashion statement, they're a hilarious conversation starter. Show off your sassy side and let the world know how you feel about negativity. Plus, they're super comfy and make a great gift...
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Pair of white crew socks with black stripes and the word 'BITCH' in black.
Bitch Socks
Womens Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

Bitch

$15.00
BITCH socks: Worn by women, wicked people with attitude, or just about anybody with a good sense of humor. These knee-high socks will look great with heels, flats, or sneakers because let's face it - who cares? Wear these comfortable white striped socks with big, bold black lettering proudly and...
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Pair of blue and yellow crew socks. Features 'I Love Puzzles' text and yellow stripes.
I Love Puzzles Gym Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

I Love Puzzles Gym

$15.00
If puzzle solving is your jam, if you're the sort of person who loves putting the pieces together, these socks will have you cheering, "Eureka!" The "I Love Puzzles" socks are the perfect accessory for your next puzzling marathon - and they might just bring you some extra luck. They're...
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Pair of lavender knee-high socks with black and white stripes at the top and bottom. The word 'GAY' is vertically printed in black.
Gay Socks
Unisex Knee High SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

Gay

$15.00
Pride-themed knee-high socks? Gay and extra cozy! Radiate gayosity and flaunt your pride boldly with our socks that scream GAY in black letters. The vibrant lavender color and playful stripes make them a fun fashion statement. Whether you're strutting down the street or just lounging at home, these socks will...
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Pair of navy blue crew socks with pink and orange stripes featuring the text 'Big City Energy'.
Big Clit Energy Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

Big Clit Energy

$15.00
There's a certain audacity that comes with knowing exactly who you are, and these socks are a testament to that unapologetic self-assurance. Made in the USA with a soft blend of Navy Cotton, Rust Nylon, and Ruby Nylon, these super-comfy, unisex gym socks fit most feet. Perfect for anyone ready...
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Two pink crew socks with black 'Birthday Bitch' lettering and gold stripes. Black and gold accents at the cuffs.
Birthday Bitch Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

Birthday Bitch

$15.00
You know when you're at a party or event and you see someone with fun socks or a wacky tee, and you instantly want to know where they got it? These socks are the ticket. They're pink and have "Birthday Bitch" written on the front. Perfect for the next bday...
Pair of white crew socks with yellow and lime green stripes.  Text reads: 'Cocktails First Questions Later'.
Cocktails First Questions Later Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

Cocktails First Questions Later

$15.00
Cocktails First Questions Later Socks: Raise a glass to these boozy beauties! "Cocktails First, Questions Later" socks are the perfect accessory for your next happy hour. These crew socks are made for both men and women and feature white fabric with a black and yellow text design that reads "Cocktails...
Pair of green crew socks with a red heart and 'I love pickles' graphic.  Features thin gold and white stripes at the cuff and off-white heel and toe.
I Heart Pickles Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

I Heart Pickles

$15.00
Love those pickles! These I Heart Pickles socks give you a dilly of a good time. Topped with bright green with white accents and featuring a fresh red heart with 'I Heart Pickles' written above, you'll never dill-iver these socks. Show your love for this crunchy snack and pickle lovers...
Pair of off-white crew socks with lime green stripes and the text 'That Just Dills My Pickle'.
That Just Dills My Pickle Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

That Just Dills My Pickle

$15.00
Ever notice how the perfect pickle can elevate a sandwich to legendary status? These socks capture that same spirit of satisfaction and sprinkle it with a dash of sass. With crisp colors and a playful nod to all things briny, "That Just Dills My Pickle" socks bring comfort and a...
Pair of white crew socks with orange and yellow stripes and the text 'I heart Mac and Cheese'.
I Heart Mac N Cheese Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

I Heart Mac N Cheese

$15.00
Tickle your toes and your taste buds with these 'I Heart Mac N Cheese' socks! Wrapped in playful red and orange stripes, these socks are a bold statement of your undying love for that cheesy delight. Perfect for lounging at home, quirky dress days at work, or as a humorous...
Pair of blue crew socks with yellow and white stripes and the phrase 'OY FUCKING VEY' in yellow lettering.
Oy Fucking Vey Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

Oy Fucking Vey

$15.00
Sometimes you just need to say it out loud. These royal blue socks let you do just that, with 'OY FUCKING VEY' splashed across the calf in bright yellow letters. They've got crisp yellow and white stripes near the top, giving them a classic, sporty feel. The heel and toe...
Pair of off-white crew socks with maroon and light blue stripes and the acronym "DILF" embroidered on the leg.
DILF Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

DILF

$15.00
Give a nod to the main man in your life - or just yourself - with these straight-to-the-point socks. They feature a creamy off-white base with bold maroon and bright blue stripes around the ankle, just below the clear "DILF" text. The heel and toe areas are blocked in a...
Pair of cream crew socks with red and blue stripes and the phrase "Horny for Books" in red and blue.
Horny for Books Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

Horny for Books

$15.00
Unleash your inner nerd with our "Horny for Books" socks! These striking socks sport bold red and blue stripes with playful hints of red at the heels and toes, making every step pop with color and character. Perfect for library runs, book club meet-ups, or cozy reading sessions at home,...
Pair of white crew socks with a lavender and black band reading 'GAY'.
Gay Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.00

Gay

$13.00
Pride month? Nah, they're Gay every month. Reach your peak pride in these quarter length socks featuring bold white with purple stripes and the word "GAY" in purple block letters across the top. Perfect for men and women who are down for a good laugh at the average sock.
Pair of white crew socks with black and light blue stripes and 'Pickleball Pro' text.  A small logo is visible at the bottom.
Pickleball Pro Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

Pickleball Pro

$15.00
Pickleball Pro Socks: Serving Up Style and Comfort Add some fun and flair to your pickleball game with these Pickleball Pro socks. Their eye-catching blue and black design featuring the words "Pickleball Pro" makes them a must-have for any fan of the sport. Show off your pickleball passion on and...
Pair of blue crew socks with neon yellow and pink stripes and the text 'Anxiety Is My Influencer' on the leg.
Anxiety is My Influencer Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

Anxiety is My Influencer

$15.00
Ready to make a bold statement with every step? Slip on our 'Anxiety is My Influencer' socks, and let your feet do the talking. Sporting vibrant blue hues with cheeky yellow and pink lettering, these socks are perfect for sparking conversations and lighting up any occasion. Whether you're lounging at...
Pair of white crew socks with lavender heel and toe. Blue, orange, and lavender stripes accent the white background with the text 'My Dog Is My Therapist'.
My Dog Is My Therapist Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

My Dog Is My Therapist

$15.00
These socks scream louder than your bark-happy beagle at the door! Adorned with "MY DOG IS MY THERAPIST" on pristine white accented with vibrant purple and playful orange stripes, they're perfect for lounging, dog park jaunts, or just showing off your paw-some style at the next pet parents' meet-up. Feel...
Pair of white crew socks with purple and black stripes and an 'I heart Pickleball' graphic.
I Heart Pickleball Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

I Heart Pickleball

$15.00
There's something special about pickleball players—they know how to dink with style and flair. Celebrate your love for the game with these vibrant socks, perfect for showing off on or off the court. Crafted in the USA, these bleach white cotton socks with red, black, and purple nylon accents are...
Pair of cream crew socks with pink and red horizontal stripes and red cuffs.
Marcia Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

Marcia

$15.00
Remember the days when retro wasn't just a style, but a lifestyle? Bringing back the charm of yesteryears, our "Marcia" socks are a nostalgic nod to the vibrant spirit of the past. With a relaxed fit that's as gentle as a breezy afternoon, these socks are your new go-to for...
Pair of black crew socks with neon yellow and green stripes and 'I <3 Trash' graphic.  Red heart adds extra flair.
I <3 Trash Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

I <3 Trash

$15.00
You know what's better than a pair of socks? I <3 Trash socks! These black socks are covered in trash talk. "I Love Trash" is written on the leg, heel, toe, and even the sole! The neon yellow and green highlights make this trash extra sassy!
Pair of cream crew socks with 'Exhausted American' text in black, accented by red and blue stripes at the top and bottom.
Exhausted American Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

Exhausted American

$15.00
It feels like life in America can be a lot. These socks totally get that. They're a classic white crew style, perfect for when you've done all the things and you're just done. Up top, bold red and blue stripes frame the phrase 'EXHAUSTED AMERICAN' in stark black lettering. Down...
Pair of cream crew socks with red, orange, and yellow horizontal stripes. Red accents at the heel and toe. Small logo on the bottom.
Tiger Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

Tiger

$15.00
Unleash your inner tiger with a splash of vibrant colors reminiscent of a retro gym class where style and comfort never skipped a beat. These socks are a cozy embrace for your calves, whether you're channeling your wild side or just lounging around. Made in the USA with a blend...
Pair of white crew socks with a black and yellow 'BEER' band at the top. Small yellow design at the heel.
Beer Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.00

Beer

$13.00
Calling all beer lovers! Slip into these cheerful Quarter length Beer socks and quench your thirst for fun. With white socks adorned in yellow and black stripes, these bad boys feature the word "BEER" in bold yellow letters, making a statement that's as crisp as your favorite brew. Whether you're...
Pair of cream-colored crew socks with a 'Plant Nerd' graphic in dark green.  Neon green stripes accent the top and bottom cuffs.
Plant Nerd Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

Plant Nerd

$15.00
Shop Plant Nerd socks! Perfect gift for gardeners, featuring vibrant green details and fun text. Show off your plant love!
Pair of black crew socks with 'Glad To Be Gay' in rainbow lettering and pink, blue, orange, and yellow stripes.
Glad To Be Gay Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

Glad To Be Gay

$15.00
They say that pride comes before a fall, but not when these socks are on your feet. Glad To Be Gay socks bring a pop of color and a playful spirit to your feet with rainbow-colored lettering and colorful stripes. Whether you're showing your Pride, or simply loving who you...
A pair of yellow crew socks with red and white stripes and the words 'EAT ME' in red.  Small logo on the sole.
Eat Me Gym Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

Eat Me Gym

$15.00
Feel the burn it's workout time! These in-your-face crew socks will put a pep in your step and a smile on your face as you break a sweat. These socks will have you working out like a boss and looking fly while you're doing it. Get ready to achieve your...
Pair of off-white crew socks with a green 'My Garden Is My Therapist' design and light purple and teal stripes.
My Garden Is My Therapist Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

My Garden Is My Therapist

$15.00
There's a certain magic in watching plants thrive under your care, much like having a personal green therapist. Celebrate your love for all things leafy with these delightful socks that proclaim, "My Garden Is My Therapist." Whether your sanctuary is a lush oasis or a cozy nook of potted plants,...
Pair of teal crew socks with orange and white stripes. Text reads: 'The Library Is My Therapist'.
The Library Is My Therapist Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

The Library Is My Therapist

$15.00
Libraries are the unsung heroes of tranquility. With these socks, you can channel that peaceful vibe wherever you go. Made from Vodka Blue Cotton and accented with Carolina Blue, Cream, and Rust Nylon, they're as cozy as an afternoon in your favorite reading nook. Plus, you earn the right to...
Pair of off-white crew socks with green and lime green stripes, and dark green cuffs.  Features a small logo.
Greg Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

Greg

$15.00
It’s like a retro revival for your feet! These Greg socks capture the essence of the past while embracing modern comfort and style. With a relaxed fit and vibrant green accents, they’re the perfect blend of nostalgia and contemporary flair. Whether you pull them up high or scrunch them down...
A pair of grey crew socks with yellow stripes and the text 'I ♥ AGING AND DYING' in yellow and red.
I Heart Aging and Dying Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

I Heart Aging and Dying

$15.00
These socks aren't just a cozy cover for your feet; they're a cheeky nod to the inevitable. Decked out in a sleek gray with playful red and yellow stripes, these socks sport a bold declaration of 'I Heart Aging and Dying' that's sure to raise eyebrows and start conversations. Perfect...
Pair of black crew socks with lavender stripes and 'ENFANT TERRIBLE' text.
Enfant Terrible Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

Enfant Terrible

$15.00
Laugh in the face of fashion norms with these Enfant Terrible socks, featuring the words "enfant" on the left sock and "terrible" on the right. These crew-length socks, perfect for both men and women, are bold, funny, and just a little bit rebellious. Wear them with your favorite sneakers or...
Pair of cream-colored crew socks with green and orange stripes and an 'I Heart Ranch Dressing' graphic.
I Heart Ranch Dresssing Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

I Heart Ranch Dresssing

$15.00
Obsessed with ranch? You're not alone. These cream-colored crew socks proudly declare your love for the best dressing around. Up top, there's a red heart, then the words 'RANCH DRESSING' in bold red letters right below it. The cuff has slim stripes in green, light brown, and orange, which show...
A pair of dark green crew socks with a light blue cuff and yellow 'NATURE SLUT' text.  Features thin yellow and olive green stripes.
Nature Slut Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

Nature Slut

$15.00
Slip into these forest green socks if you like to keep it real. They feature 'NATURE SLUT' boldly printed in vibrant yellow-green across the calf. You'll also find crisp horizontal stripes in light blue and yellow-green on the ribbed cuff and just below the main text. The heel and toe...
Pair of off-white crew socks with black and grey horizontal stripes. Black cuffs and subtle embroidered logo.
Mike Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

Mike

$15.00
Just like a classic vinyl record or a cherished Polaroid photo, some things are timeless—and our Retro socks are no exception. With a nod to the past and a splash of vibrant color, these socks bring a retro vibe to your everyday ensemble. Whether you prefer them pulled up or...
Pair of white crew socks with purple and yellow stripes.  Text 'Hush Your Mouth' is displayed on the socks in purple.
Hush Your Mouth Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

Hush Your Mouth

$15.00
Wrap your feet in whispers with these cream-colored socks, accented with a hint of purple rebellion. Emblazoned with "Hush Your Mouth" in elegant purple script along the leg, they deliver a silent yet striking command. Perfect for those moments when words are superfluous, these socks are your go-to for maintaining...
A pair of white crew socks with orange and navy stripes. The socks feature the text 'Buh Bye Bad Vibes' in dark text.
Buh Bye Bad Vibes Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

Buh Bye Bad Vibes

$15.00
Wave goodbye to negativity with each step in our 'Buh Bye Bad Vibes' socks. Swathed in crisp white with vibrant blue and orange stripes zinging at the top, they are your new secret weapon in turning frowns upside down. Hosting a mood-lifting mantra, these foot-huggers are perfect for lounging, social...
Pair of cream crew socks with maroon, gold, and purple stripes and the phrase 'Life Starts At Fuck It' in a retro font.
Life Starts At Fuck It Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

Life Starts At Fuck It

$15.00
Sometimes you just need to say 'fuck it' and go for it. These socks are that vibe, plain and simple. They come in a classic off-white base with bold horizontal stripes wrapping around the top and ankle. The cuff has thinner dark red and white stripes, while the mid-calf features...
Pair of white crew socks with orange and light blue stripes and the text 'My Cat Is My Therapist'.
My Cat Is My Therapist Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

My Cat Is My Therapist

$15.00
Know someone who gets all their best life advice from a purring creature? These white crew socks are designed for them. They feature bold, straightforward text knitted right into the side, declaring "MY CAT IS MY THERAPIST." The lettering alternates between a strong dark blue for "MY CAT" and "THERAPIST,"...
Pair of dark green crew socks with lime green and purple stripes and the text 'Weed Is My Therapist'.
Weed Is My Therapist Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

Weed Is My Therapist

$15.00
Ever find yourself in a zen-like trance, staring into the void with a goofy grin? That's not just your imagination; it's the magic of your favorite herb. Now, you can let everyone know what's got you feeling so chill with these delightfully quirky "Weed Is My Therapist" socks. Crafted from...
Pair of teal crew socks with light blue stripes and 'BOOK NERD' in white text.
Book Nerd Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

Book Nerd

$15.00
When your bookshelf rivals the heft of your bed, it's clear your love for stories knows no bounds. Slip into the snug embrace of these Book Nerd socks, and let each step echo the pages of your favorite tales. Crafted from Vodka Blue Cotton with Scuba Blue and Optic White...
Pair of off-white crew socks with horizontal blue stripes in varying shades. Blue accents at the heel and toe. Retro style.
Alice Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

Alice

$15.00
Nostalgia meets your feet with Alice socks, where vibrant shades of blue bring a splash of retro charm to your every step. Enjoy the flexibility of wearing them pulled up for a sleek look or scrunched down for that relaxed vibe. These unisex gym socks wrap your calves in gentle...
Pair of off-white crew socks with teal stripes and red cuffs. Text reads 'Sworn to Fun Loyal to None'.
Sworn To Fun Loyal To None Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

Sworn To Fun Loyal To None

$15.00
From the land of sass and style comes the 'Sworn To Fun Loyal to None' socks. Adorned with slender red and teal stripes and bold red at the toe and heel, these socks embody the perfect mix of sass and spirit. Each pair features the words 'Sworn To Fun Loyal...
Average Dick Energy
Average Dick Energy Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

Average Dick Energy

$15.00
You know that vibe - not too much, not too little, just... there. These black crew socks capture that perfect balance with bold yellow text spelling out "AVERAGE DICK ENERGY" across the leg. They feature crisp yellow and bright blue stripes around the cuff and near the mid-foot, adding a...