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    Pair of light teal crew socks with black stripes and repeated expletives printed vertically.
    Dirty Words
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Dirty Words
    $15.00
    Dirty Words, a set of amusing crew-extra-long socks, are here to spice up your sock drawer! Written in black over a pristine white background, these socks read, "Dirty Words." These socks, which are available in a unisex design, are great for both men and women. Wear a pair of these...
    2
    Pair of black crew socks with a pattern of multi-skin tone middle fingers. A subtle 'K.BELL' logo is on the bottom.
    Middle Finger Update
    Crew SocksK Bell
    $14.00
    Middle Finger Update
    $14.00
    Get Flippin' with our Middle Finger Update Socks! Featuring an array of colorful middle fingers in various shades of brown, these crew-length socks are like a rebellious work of art for your feet. Perfect for those who like to show their sassy side in style!
    3
    Crew socks in light blue with a cute puppy, butterflies, flowers, and the text 'Not your bitch'.
    Not Your Bitch Puppy Dog
    Crew SocksModSocks
    $10.00
    Not Your Bitch Puppy Dog
    $10.00
    Not Your Bitch Puppy Dog socks are like a walk in the park on a sunny day. Blue socks bloom with white and yellow flowers and yellow and orange butterflies while a brown and white cartoon pup on each foot reminds you that you're your own best friend. Show off...
    4
    Pair of crew socks in dark gray with 'Fuck Off I'm Gaming' text in teal, pink, and red. Pixelated design fades down the sock.
    Fuck Off Im Gaming
    Crew SocksCool Socks
    $13.00
    Fuck Off Im Gaming
    $13.00
    Unleash the gamer within! These Fuck Off I'm Gaming socks combine bold lettering with a geometric pattern to boldly declare your gaming status. Whether you're a pro player or just enjoy kicking back on the couch with a controller, these socks will keep your feet comfy and stylish. Rock them...
    5
    A pair of grey crew socks with thin navy stripes and a pink teacup graphic that says 'Calm the Hell Down'.
    Calm The Hell Down
    Crew SocksK Bell
    $8.00
    Calm The Hell Down
    $8.00
    Calling all tea lovers and sassy queens! Slip into a pair of "Calm The Hell Down" socks and let the world know how you really feel. Featuring a gray background, vibrant pink teacups, and alternating pink and blue "Calm The Hell Down" text, these crew socks are the perfect blend...
    6
    Pair of white crew socks with red hearts and the phrase 'Fuck My Socks Off' in black lettering.
    Fuck My Socks Off
    Crew SocksCool Socks
    $12.00
    Fuck My Socks Off
    $12.00
    Sneak into a sassy style that'll make your feet do a sock dance! "Fuck My Socks Off" socks serve a side of cheekiness with a blush of red hearts and a sprinkle of black polka dots. These crew-length socks are guaranteed to turn your feet into the life of the...
    7
    Grey crew socks with a pink flamingo design. Text reads: 'Don't Flock With Me Today'. Fun and quirky!
    Don't Flock With Me Today
    Crew SocksK Bell
    $14.00
    Don't Flock With Me Today
    $14.00
    Don't let these socks take you for a wild goose chase, they're the real deal! Bright pink flamingos with shades and the text "Don't flock with me today" adorn these gray crew socks. Perfect for the man who wants to strut his stuff and make a 'flock' of a statement....
    8
    Pair of black crew socks featuring a skeleton giving the middle finger and the phrase 'Fuck You. Pay Me!' in red and yellow.
    Fuck You. Pay Me!
    Crew SocksSocksmith
    $14.00
    Fuck You. Pay Me!
    $14.00
    Give the finger to the world with these sassy black socks. Featuring red and yellow text with a middle finger graphic, these socks are sure to get a reaction. They're perfect for the office prankster, the sassy friend, or anyone who just wants to add a little attitude to their...
    9
    Crew socks in teal, blue, and brown, featuring a grumpy cupcake with a candle that says 'Too Old for This Shit' and confetti.
    Crappy Birthday
    Crew SocksModSocks
    $14.00
    Crappy Birthday
    $14.00
    Crappy Birthday socks: When birthdays become a bummer, the socks keep things humorous. Blue at the top, these socks declare 'Too Old for This Shit' below a solitary cupcake with candle. These crew-length, men's socks are a fun reminder that life doesn't stop being hilarious, it just changes with age.
    10
    Pair of women's crew socks; light grey with a sassy cartoon woman graphic, 'Crazy Bitch' text, and red broken heart accents.
    Crazy Bitch
    Crew SocksCool Socks
    $12.00
    Crazy Bitch
    $12.00
    Meet our Crazy Bitch Crew Socks, the perfect pick-me-up for your wardrobe and your mood. These gray socks feature a pattern of red broken hearts and the words "crazy" and "bitch" in white. On each sock is a sassy lady with brown hair and red lips. They're sure to add...
    Pair of red crew socks with a bold 'Go Fuck Your Selfie' message in white and blue. Features blue and white stripes.
    Go Fuck Your Selfie
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Go Fuck Your Selfie
    $15.00
    Dress your feet in rebellion with these bold red socks, featuring crisp white accents that stand out like a loud whisper. Across the leg, they sport a daring message: "Go fuck your selfie"—because sometimes, the best statements are made below the knee. Perfect for those days when you want your...
    Pair of crew socks in teal and green. Feature a graphic of a person reading on a bench with the text: 'Fuck Off I'm Reading'.
    I'm Reading
    Crew SocksCool Socks
    $12.00
    I'm Reading
    $12.00
    Grab a pair of these 'I'm Reading' book-loving socks and put your feet up with a good book! These green and blue socks are covered in the words 'F--k off...I'm Reading' and feature a person engrossed in a book. So next time someone tries to bother you while you're lost...
    Pair of white crew socks with red and teal stripes. Features a graphic illustration of a stubborn-looking woman with the words 'Stubborn as Fuck'.
    Stubborn AF
    Crew SocksCool Socks
    $12.00
    Stubborn AF
    $12.00
    Stubborn women rule the world. Show off your unwavering stubbornness with these "Stubborn AF" socks with a fun repeating pattern of a headstrong, red headband-wearing woman winking at you. The word "fuck" is boldly written below her in black letters. The crew socks have red and white striped cuffs. Strut...
    A pair of white crew socks with a 'Birthday Bitch!' slogan and colorful balloon illustrations. Stars, hearts, and round balloons in pink, blue, yellow, and green.
    Birthday Bitch
    Crew SocksCool Socks
    $12.00
    Birthday Bitch
    $12.00
    Feeling frisky on your birthday? Let these socks do the talking. Adorned with bright balloons, stars and hearts, and the words "Happy Birthday Bitch!", these crew socks will make a statement. Wear them proudly and let the world know it's your special day. Hey Google, play "B*tch Better Have My...
    Pair of green and white crew socks. The socks feature a lawnmower and the phrase 'Fuck This Shit'.
    Fuck This Grass
    Crew SocksCool Socks
    $13.00
    Fuck This Grass
    $13.00
    You know that feeling when the lawn just keeps growing? These socks capture it perfectly. The bright green foot and leg look like fresh grass, while the crisp white cuff provides a clean contrast. Up top, bold red text screams 'Fuck This Shit,' sitting right above a little red lawnmower...
    Pair of cream crew socks with maroon, gold, and purple stripes and the phrase 'Life Starts At Fuck It' in a retro font.
    Life Starts At Fuck It
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Life Starts At Fuck It
    $15.00
    Sometimes you just need to say 'fuck it' and go for it. These socks are that vibe, plain and simple. They come in a classic off-white base with bold horizontal stripes wrapping around the top and ankle. The cuff has thinner dark red and white stripes, while the mid-calf features...
    A pair of grey crew socks with neon yellow stripes and the phrase "Who Gives A Crap?" in white.
    Who Gives A Crap?
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Who Gives A Crap?
    $15.00
    Dark blue-grey socks that tell it like it is. The visible cuff features wide cream stripes bordered by thin lime green lines. Below that, the phrase 'WHO GIVES A CRAP?' stands out in bold lime green text, set against more cream horizontal stripes. The other shown sock displays a continuation...
    Pair of cream crew socks with red 'SLUT' text, blue-purple stripes on cuff, and blue-purple toe and heel sections.
    Slut
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Slut
    $15.00
    Forget blending in, these socks are here to make a statement. Cream colored and comfy-looking, they rock a bold red stripe right around the ankle, yelling 'SLUT' in white capital letters. Above and below that, you've got thin, sharp blue-purple stripes that really pop. The toes and heels are also...
    A pair of cream crew socks, one slightly behind the other. They have red striped cuffs, a brown band with "DICK" in white letters, and red heels and toes.
    Dick
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Dick
    $15.00
    Sometimes you just want to make a statement, and these socks are here to help you do it. They come in a classic cream color, perfect for letting the details truly pop. Visible around the cuff, there's a bold brown band with the word 'DICK' spelled out clearly in white...
    A pair of white crew socks with a black cuff. The socks feature red text that says 'F*ck and have a nice day' and a yellow smiley face graphic.
    FU Have A Nice Day
    Crew SocksCool Socks
    $13.00
    FU Have A Nice Day
    $13.00
    Let your socks do the talking, especially on those days when you're just done. These crew socks come in crisp white with a bold message that's hard to miss. Up near the top, you'll see the word 'FUCK' in a striking red, styled like a casual scribble. Right below that,...
    Pair of red crew socks with brown stripes and the phrase 'Fuck Decaf' in white text.
    Fuck Decaf
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Fuck Decaf
    $15.00
    You know the drill. Skip the sleepy vibes and go straight for the punch with these bold red socks. They feature crisp white lettering that clearly spells out 'FUCK DECAF' across the upper calf, making a loud and proud statement. You'll also spot a few strong brown stripes accenting the...
    Pair of off-white crew socks with maroon and light blue stripes and the acronym "DILF" embroidered on the leg.
    DILF
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    DILF
    $15.00
    Give a nod to the main man in your life - or just yourself - with these straight-to-the-point socks. They feature a creamy off-white base with bold maroon and bright blue stripes around the ankle, just below the clear "DILF" text. The heel and toe areas are blocked in a...
    Pair of cream and forest green 'Horny' crew socks. Features horizontal stripes and the word 'Horny' in dark green.
    Horny
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Horny
    $15.00
    Sometimes you just gotta say it, right? These socks get straight to the point. They've got a classic athletic stripe look, with a creamy off-white base and bold dark green stripes wrapped around the top cuff. The word 'HORNY' is visible in crisp white lettering across the wider green band....
    Bitch
    Bitch
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Bitch
    $15.00
    Sometimes you just need to say it without saying it. Or, you know, say it directly on your socks. These cream-colored crew socks feature bold royal blue lettering that spells out 'BITCH' across the ribbed cuff, making a clear statement. Two dark blue stripes frame the main text band, adding...
    A pair of dark green crew socks with a light blue cuff and yellow 'NATURE SLUT' text. Features thin yellow and olive green stripes.
    Nature Slut
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Nature Slut
    $15.00
    Slip into these forest green socks if you like to keep it real. They feature 'NATURE SLUT' boldly printed in vibrant yellow-green across the calf. You'll also find crisp horizontal stripes in light blue and yellow-green on the ribbed cuff and just below the main text. The heel and toe...
    Average Dick Energy
    Average Dick Energy
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Average Dick Energy
    $15.00
    You know that vibe - not too much, not too little, just... there. These black crew socks capture that perfect balance with bold yellow text spelling out "AVERAGE DICK ENERGY" across the leg. They feature crisp yellow and bright blue stripes around the cuff and near the mid-foot, adding a...
    Red crew socks with black cuffs, heel, and toe. Pattern of diverse skin-tone hands making a middle finger gesture.
    Talk To The Hand
    Crew SocksSocksmith
    $14.00
    Talk To The Hand
    $14.00
    Sometimes you just need to say it without actually saying it. These crew socks let your feet do the talking, featuring a bold pattern of hands flipping the bird in various skin tones across a deep red background. It's a clear message, without you having to utter a single word....
    Pair of cream-colored crew socks with bold black stripes and the word 'F*CK' printed across the stripes.
    Fuck
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Fuck
    $15.00
    Some days, a quiet protest is best handled by your feet. These socks deliver that message with zero fuss. They're a crisp off-white or cream color, featuring bold black bands around the ankle. On these bands, the word "FUCK" is prominently shown in white letters. Thinner black stripes run just...
    A black crew sock with white text "I LOVE COCK AND HATE THE GOVERNMENT" on a white stripe, black and white stripes. White heel/toe.
    I Love Cock And Hate The Government
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I Love Cock And Hate The Government
    $15.00
    Okay, so these socks cut right to the chase, no messing around. Up top, the cuff features classic black and white horizontal stripes before hitting a bold white section. That's where the real statement is, spelled out in clear black letters: "I LOVE COCK AND HATE THE GOVERNMENT." Below that,...
    One purple crew sock with repeating middle finger gestures in multiple skin tones, pink hearts, and flowers. Bright pink heel and toe.
    Eff Off
    Crew SocksSocksmith
    $12.00
    Eff Off
    $12.00
    Sometimes you just need to say it without actually saying it. These socks get the message across loud and clear, all while keeping things surprisingly cute. The main background is a soft lilac, covered in a playful scattering of pink hearts and flower shapes. What really stands out are the...
    Pair of black crew socks with red and purple stripes. Features a graphic that says 'I Heart Smut'.
    I Heart Smut
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I Heart Smut
    $15.00
    Show off your true affections with these unapologetically direct socks. They come in a sparkly black, featuring bold red toes and heels. Around the cuff, you'll see sharp purple and red stripes. Right there on the calf, it clearly says 'I ❤️ SMUT' in crisp white text, accented by a...
    Cunt
    Cunt
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Cunt
    $15.00
    Our crew socks are anything but subtle, kicking off with an off-white body. Near the top, you'll find two bright pink stripes that frame a wider maroon band. Right across that maroon, the word 'CUNT' is spelled out boldly in off-white letters, making its presence known. Both the toes and...
    Pair of white crew socks with maroon and red stripes and 'HOT DAD' text. Retro style.
    Hot Dad
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Hot Dad
    $15.00
    If someone in your life is a hot dad, these are the socks for them. Sporting a classic athletic-style design, these white socks proudly display "HOT DAD" in bold red letters at the top cuff. Just below the text, and again near the toe and heel, you'll find a cool...
    Book Slut
    Book Slut
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Book Slut
    $15.00
    The cozy base of these socks comes in a rich burgundy color. Up top, the cuff features bright orange and hot pink stripes. On the visible shin, "BOOK SLUT" is knit in crisp white letters, making your statement clear. The toe and heel areas switch to a vibrant orange, adding...
    Pair of blue crew socks with yellow and white stripes and the phrase 'OY FUCKING VEY' in yellow lettering.
    Oy Fucking Vey
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Oy Fucking Vey
    $15.00
    Sometimes you just need to say it out loud. These royal blue socks let you do just that, with 'OY FUCKING VEY' splashed across the calf in bright yellow letters. They've got crisp yellow and white stripes near the top, giving them a classic, sporty feel. The heel and toe...
    Crew socks in green with red cuffs. Design features a snowman, deer, snowflakes, and the phrase 'Merry as Fuck'.
    Merry as Fuck
    Crew SocksModSocks
    $10.00
    Merry as Fuck
    $10.00
    There's nothing like a snowman with a candy cane and a top hat full of chirping birds to make the holiday season feel extra magical. These delightfully festive socks are here to ensure your holiday spirit is as merry as possible. With curious little reindeer stopping by to marvel at...
    Pair of dark-green crew socks with neon-green and gold stripes and the words 'BIG PICKLE ENERGY' in white.
    Big Pickle Energy
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Big Pickle Energy
    $15.00
    Ever feel like the world needs a little more zest? Meet the socks that embody the perfect balance of sweet and sour, capturing the essence of Big Pickle Energy. These aren't just socks; they're a statement of confidence and charisma, designed for those who know they're the life of the...
    Crew socks in black with colorful rooster and lollipop designs. Red accents at the heel and toe.
    Cock Sucker
    Crew SocksSocksmith
    $12.00
    Cock Sucker
    $12.00
    Witty comment: When roosters strut and lollipops swirl, you know you're in for a whimsical treat. These socks deliver a quirky combo that's hard to resist, blending the charm of barnyard royalty with the sweetness of a candy shop.
    Crew socks in light blue with a teddy bear holding a 'Fuck My Life' balloon, surrounded by clouds and birds. Funny and slightly dark design.
    Fuck My Life
    Crew SocksModSocks
    $14.00
    Fuck My Life
    $14.00
    Float away from the mundane with every step! Nestled on these delightfully audacious socks, our bear buddy silently ascends into the azure heavens, hoisted by none other than a vibrant red balloon. But this isn't just any balloon. Emblazoned with a bold "Fuck My Life," it's a whimsical nod to...
    Pair of navy blue crew socks with pink and orange stripes featuring the text 'Big City Energy'.
    Big Clit Energy
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Big Clit Energy
    $15.00
    There's a certain audacity that comes with knowing exactly who you are, and these socks are a testament to that unapologetic self-assurance. Made in the USA with a soft blend of Navy Cotton, Rust Nylon, and Ruby Nylon, these super-comfy, unisex gym socks fit most feet. Perfect for anyone ready...
    A pair of crew socks in light blue with a repeating pattern of a teddy bear holding a red 'F**k My Life' balloon and small birds in flight.
    Fuck My Life
    Crew SocksModSocks
    $10.00
    Fuck My Life
    $10.00
    Elevate the humor in your wardrobe with our "Fuck My Life" socks. Canvasing a playful sky of blue, these crew-length charmers sport a whimsical design of white clouds and black birds, crowned by a brown teddy bear clutching a red balloon. Perfect for those days when you need a comical...
    Green crew sock with yellow cuff, heel, and toe. Features "FUCK OFF" text in purple and a pattern of white daisies.
    Fuck Off
    Crew SocksCool Socks
    $12.00
    Fuck Off
    $12.00
    Sometimes your feet just need to make a statement. These socks come in a lively green, patterned with white daisies that have bright yellow centers. You'll also spot small purple dots scattered between the flowers. Near the top, below a bold yellow cuff, purple text clearly says 'FUCK OFF'. This...
    A pair of navy blue crew socks with a repeating pattern of red and green reindeer and white snowflakes. The socks have red toes and heels.
    Naughty Reindeer Games
    Crew SocksSocksmith
    $14.00
    Naughty Reindeer Games
    $14.00
    These 'Naughty Reindeer Games' socks are a fun twist on a classic holiday pattern. The visible portion shows a navy blue background with a repeating design of red and green reindeer in, shall we say, compromising positions. White snowflakes are interspersed throughout the pattern. The socks have a red toe...
    Pair of black and white crew socks featuring the text 'I GIVE THE BEST BLOW JOBS' in a vertical, bold font.
    I Give The Best Blow Jobs
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I Give The Best Blow Jobs
    $15.00
    I Give The Best Blow Jobs: These NSFW socks are sure to be a hit. Show your dirty sense of humor proudly. Whether you're rocking them at the gym, on a night out, or just lounging around the house, these socks are guaranteed to turn heads.
    A pair of men's gray crew socks with black cuffs. Features an orange fox face and the text 'Zero Fox Given'.
    Zero Fox Given XL
    Crew SocksSocksmith
    $15.00
    Zero Fox Given XL
    $15.00
    These zero fox given socks are the paw-fect way to show off your sly style. Each cozy men's crew sock in this XL pair has a gray body, black toes, heels, and cuffs, and an orange fox expressing your "Zero Fox Given" attitude in a fun and fashionable way.
    Crew socks in light blue with a smiling poop emoji and 'Poop Happens!' text. Brown heel and toe with small fly accents.
    Poop Happens
    Crew SocksFoot Traffic
    $10.00
    Poop Happens
    $10.00
    Poop Happens: Crew socks for women featuring a brown smiling poop emoji with the text "It happens!" and black flies buzzing around. These silly socks are made to remind you that even the stinkiest situations can be funny.
    Pair of white crew socks with rainbow 'FUCK YOU' text and smiley faces. Blue and purple stripes at the cuff.
    Fuck You
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Fuck You
    $15.00
    You've got the Shit Happens bumper sticker on your car. Now all you need are a pair of cheeky socks to match your outlook of life. Tell everyone who has ever screwed you over how you feel about them when you slip on a pair of these funny, outrageous socks....