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Pair of lavender crew socks with a yellow cuff and heel. The socks feature a graphic that reads 'I love being weird' in black text with a red heart.
I Love Being Weird
Crew Socks
$15.00
I Love Being Weird
$15.00
Some socks whisper; these socks state their case in bold, clear lettering. The message is direct, the mood is light, and the whole design has the kind of confidence that makes a regular outfit feel a little more personal. With a crew length and a unisex fit, they bring a...
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Grey crew socks with a red 'These Are My I Don't Give A Shit Socks' message and a repeated sock pattern.
These Are My Don't Give A Shit Socks
$12.00
These unisex crew socks say exactly what they mean, with no room left for interpretation. The repeated phrase on the legs brings the joke front and center, while the scattered sock pattern keeps things playful instead of one-note. It’s the kind of design that earns a grin before a word...
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Pair of orange crew socks with yellow stripes and an 'I love cheese' graphic. Pink heart detail.
I Love Cheese
Crew Socks
$15.00
I Love Cheese
$15.00
For anyone who believes cheese deserves its own fan club, these unisex crew socks bring the message home with a bold, feel-good grin. The playful "I Heart Cheese" design gives them a diner-sign charm, the kind that turns a simple outfit into something more memorable without trying too hard. They...
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Pair of green crew socks with white stripes and the text 'I READ BANNED BOOKS'.
I Read Banned Books
Crew Socks
$15.00
I Read Banned Books
$15.00
For readers who prefer their bookshelf to be public, these unisex crew socks make the message clear without saying a word. The bold knit slogan gives them a straightforward, school-library feel, with a little rebellious edge tucked into the design. They have the kind of look that works with jeans,...
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Crew socks in green with yellow cuffs. Design features daisies, a cow, and the phrase 'Just Say No To Bullshit'.
Just Say No To Bullshit
Crew Socks
$12.00
Just Say No To Bullshit
$12.00
For days when your patience is running thin, these unisex crew socks say the quiet part out loud. The bold message is paired with a pasture scene full of daisies and a determined longhorn, so the whole design lands somewhere between farm stand charm and an unapologetic mood. It has...
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Pair of pink crew socks with navy blue and black stripes.  The socks feature the text 'I'm Too Old For This Shit' in a bold font.
I'm Too Old For This Shit
Crew Socks
$15.00
I'm Too Old For This Shit
$15.00
Some socks keep it polite. These unisex crew socks do not. With their bold message front and center, they bring a very specific kind of honesty to the day, the kind that usually arrives after one too many meetings, errands, or opinions no one asked for. The ribbed crew height...
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black crew socks, white toes & heels, pink & white stripes, bold "i shit glitter" design.
I Shit Glitter
Crew Socks
$15.00
I Shit Glitter
$15.00
Some socks say a little. These crew socks say it with a grin and a raised eyebrow. The graphic layout keeps things sharp, with clean striping, a punchy slogan, and just enough sparkle in the details to make the whole pair feel like a backstage pass to someone’s sense of...
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Pair of grey crew socks with hot pink cuffs and heel.  Black text reads 'It's Not Easy Being a Bitch'.
It's Not Easy Being a Bitch
Crew Socks
$15.00
It's Not Easy Being a Bitch
$15.00
For days when subtlety feels overrated, these unisex crew socks say the quiet part out loud. The bold block lettering gives them a sharp, no-nonsense look, while the bright trim and contrast heel keep the design feeling playful instead of harsh. They have the kind of visual punch that makes...
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Pair of white crew socks with teal stripes and the text 'The Future is Female'.
The Future is Female
Crew Socks
$15.00
The Future is Female
$15.00
These unisex crew socks make the point with no need for a speech. The clean, athletic-inspired design gives the message room to breathe, with bold lettering that lands fast and reads clearly. They have the feel of a vintage gym stripe reworked for the present, equal parts sharp and straightforward.Because...
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Pair of black crew socks with neon yellow and green stripes and 'I <3 Trash' graphic.  Red heart adds extra flair.
I <3 Trash
Crew Socks
$15.00
I <3 Trash
$15.00
For people who know exactly where their loyalties lie, these unisex crew socks make the joke plain and wearable. The bold "I <3 TRASH" message brings a deliberately cheeky edge, while the crisp striped trim and bright heel-and-toe details give the design a clean, retro sort of swagger. They have...
Pair of cream crew socks with burgundy and orange stripes and the phrase 'See You In Hell' in burgundy lettering.
See You in Hell
Crew Socks
$15.00
See You in Hell
$15.00
A pair of unisex crew socks with a throwback athletic look and a message that does not bother softening the point. Bold block lettering stretches across the leg in a clean, varsity-style layout, backed by crisp stripes and contrasting heel and toe details that give the whole design a sharp,...
Pair of black crew socks featuring a skeleton giving the middle finger and the phrase 'Fuck You. Pay Me!' in red and yellow.
Fuck You. Pay Me!
Crew Socks
$14.00
Fuck You. Pay Me!
$14.00
Some socks whisper. These crew socks make their point in bold, unmistakable lettering. Built for men and women who like their humor with a sharp edge, they bring a little underground attitude to an everyday essential. The graphic look has a vintage streetwear feel, the kind that makes people do...
Gray crew socks with a white panel featuring a cartoon of a meeting with the words 'Fuck This Meeting'.  The socks have 'COOL' subtly printed on the bottom.
Fuck This Meeting
Crew Socks
$13.00
Fuck This Meeting
$13.00
These unisex crew socks bring office frustration right down to the ankles, with a cartoon boardroom scene and a caption that says exactly what everyone is thinking after the third calendar invite of the day. The design has a sharp, absurd little bite to it, which makes these socks feel...
Purple crew socks featuring the words DARK AND TWISTED in white block letters, framed by green and light purple stripes.
Dark & Twisted
Crew Socks
$15.00
Dark & Twisted
$15.00
Dark & Twisted brings a sharp, offbeat look to a pair of unisex crew socks. The bold lettering gives them a poster-like feel, while the banded stripes and deep contrast details keep the design moving from cuff to toe. They have the kind of personality that reads quickly from across...
Dark heathered crew socks with grey heels and toes, white stripes, and bright yellow text reading ALLERGIC TO BULLSHIT.
Allergic To Bullshit
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Allergic To Bullshit
$15.00
Let everyone know exactly where you stand without saying a single word. A dark heathered background sets the stage for bright yellow block letters spelling out ALLERGIC TO BULLSHIT right on the visible side of the calf. Framed by thick grey and white athletic stripes, they bring a classic gym...
Bright blue retro crew socks with DOWN TO CLOWN in yellow text on a wide orange stripe, plus orange heel and toe accents.
Down to Clown
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Down to Clown
$15.00
Bold, graphic, and impossible to ignore, these unisex crew socks bring a circus-sized dose of personality to an everyday essential. The bright lettering and striped bands give them that old-school arcade poster look, while the playful title keeps the whole design from taking itself too seriously. They have the kind...
A pair of purple crew socks with teal and pink stripes.  The words "SUGAR MAMA" are displayed in retro-style lettering.
Sugar Mama
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Sugar Mama
$15.00
For the person who likes their style with a little attitude and a lot of personality, these unisex crew socks bring a bold, old-school look to the everyday. The bright lettering, sporty striping, and contrast heel and toe give them the feel of a vintage gym essential with a playful...
Pair of teal blue crew socks with navy and neon yellow stripes.  The socks feature the text 'Buh Bye Doubters' in a bold font.
Buh Bye Doubters
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Buh Bye Doubters
$15.00
Buh Bye Doubters brings a blunt little burst of confidence to a pair of unisex crew socks. The bold message sits front and center, framed by crisp stripes and a sporty layout that feels part pep talk, part polite warning. There is a clean, graphic rhythm to the design that...
A pair of pink crew socks with teal cuffs and yellow stripes.  Black text reads 'If You Can't Tone It, Tan It'.
If You Can't Tone It, Tan It
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
If You Can't Tone It, Tan It
$15.00
Some socks whisper. These crew socks announce their opinion before anyone has even noticed your shoes. The bright, blocky lettering turns the whole leg into a punchy little editorial, with a sun-chasing line that reads like a wink from the pool deck. They have the kind of irreverent humor that...
A pair of grey crew socks with neon yellow stripes and the phrase "Who Gives A Crap?" in white.
Who Gives A Crap?
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Who Gives A Crap?
$15.00
For the days when subtlety is overrated, these unisex crew socks make their point with a dry, unapologetic message. The bold text up the leg does most of the talking, while the striped details keep the design looking sharp instead of purely rowdy. They have the easy-going feel of a...
Light pink crew socks with SEXY BITCH in black text, framed by hot pink and orange stripes with bright orange toe and heel.
Sexy Bitch
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Sexy Bitch
$15.00
These unisex crew socks bring a blunt sense of humor to an everyday essential. The loud pink-and-orange palette, blocky statement text, and sporty stripe details give them the feel of a retro gym sock that decided to speak its mind. They are the kind of socks that do not wait...
Off-white crew socks with a navy heel and toe, featuring pink and navy stripes and the text Mommy Needs A Cigarette.
Mommy Needs A Cigarette
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Mommy Needs A Cigarette
$15.00
These unisex crew socks lean into blunt humor with a look that feels equal parts retro athletic and deadpan confession. The bold lettering makes the joke obvious from across the room, while the striped trim and contrast details keep the design grounded and wearable. They have the kind of graphic...
A pair of black crew socks with yellow and red stripes. The socks feature the text 'KILL YOUR PHONE LIVE YOUR LIFE' in yellow.
Kill Your Phone Live Your Life
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Kill Your Phone Live Your Life
$15.00
These unisex crew socks say what a lot of people are thinking, and they say it with a sharp, poster-like layout that reads from across the room. The bold warning style lettering gives them a bit of street-sign attitude, while the striped details and contrast accents keep the design lively...
A pair of white crew socks with red and purple stripes and the words 'BUH BYE HATERS' printed on the leg.
Buh Bye Haters
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Buh Bye Haters
$15.00
The Buh Bye Haters crew socks say exactly what they mean, with a bold graphic layout that does the talking for you. Designed as unisex socks with a sporty, old-school feel, they bring a clean mix of retro stripes, bright contrast, and a message that leaves very little room for...
Black "Shit Happens" crew socks with white text and stripes, ribbed cuff, and contrast cream heel and toe.
Shit Happens
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Shit Happens
$15.00
Some days call for a polite accessory. Others call for crew socks that say exactly what everyone is already thinking. With their bold block lettering and varsity-style striping, these unisex crew socks bring a dry, deadpan kind of humor to the everyday. They have the feel of something you’d notice...
Pair of white crew socks with purple and lime green details. Checkered stripes and 'So Outta Here' text are featured on the socks.
So Outta Here
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
So Outta Here
$15.00
These unisex crew socks say what a lot of people are thinking, only with more style. The bold “SO OUTTA HERE” message lands across the leg with the kind of blunt humor that makes people look twice, then grin. Checkerboard trim and crisp contrast details give the design a retro-sport...
Cream athletic crew socks with navy blue toe/heel and stripes. Bold blue stripe features "BITCH" in white lettering.
Bitch
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Bitch
$15.00
These unisex crew socks make their point fast. A bold wordmark sits inside a sporty stripe treatment, giving the whole pair the look of a retro athletic staple with a much sharper mouth. The result is equal parts clean design and attitude, the kind of socks that can make a...
Chocolate brown crew socks with "Chocolate Is My Therapist" in white text, cream accents, and white stripes.
Chocolate Is My Therapist
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Chocolate Is My Therapist
$15.00
For the days when a square of chocolate feels more reliable than a long conversation, these unisex crew socks bring the joke right to the surface. The bold “Chocolate Is My Therapist” message is equal parts confession and punchline, with a clean, graphic layout that reads clearly from across the...
Pair of pink crew socks with red and rainbow stripes.  '100% That Queen' is written in red.
100% That Queen
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
100% That Queen
$15.00
These unisex crew socks bring a little ceremony to the everyday. The design is playful and direct, with a confident message set into a crisp, graphic layout that feels equal parts cheeky and polished. Bright border detailing and solid contrast accents keep the look lively without crowding the message, so...
A pair of white crew socks with black stripes and the words 'Trophy Wife' in black.  The socks have a black heel and toe.
Trophy Wife
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Trophy Wife
$15.00
Trophy Wife crew socks bring a cheeky, polished feel to a pair that knows exactly how to get a second look. The bold lettering sits front and center like a sash at a very opinionated awards ceremony, while the clean stripe details and contrast heel and toe keep the whole...
A pair of white crew socks with orange and navy stripes. The socks feature the text 'Buh Bye Bad Vibes' in dark text.
Buh Bye Bad Vibes
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Buh Bye Bad Vibes
$15.00
Bold block lettering does the talking here: Buh Bye Bad Vibes across a pair of unisex crew socks with a crisp, sporty feel. The design leans into retro gym stripe styling, then sharpens it with a message that is equal parts cheeky and pointed. It is the kind of pair...
Pair of black ribbed athletic socks with white "BAD ASS" text and upward arrow graphic.
Bad Ass Athletic Ribbed
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$17.00
Bad Ass Athletic Ribbed
$17.00
Bold, direct, and built with a wink, these unisex crew socks bring old-school athletic styling into the present without losing the attitude. The ribbed texture gives them that classic gym-sock look, while the oversized graphic makes sure nobody has to guess what kind of mood they are dealing with. They...
Pair of black socks featuring "Average Dick Energy" in alternating yellow and blue, with yellow toes, heels, and accent strip
Average Dick Energy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Average Dick Energy
$15.00
Crew socks with a very specific point of view, these bring deadpan humor to an everyday essential. The bold text and athletic stripes give them the look of vintage sportswear with a cheeky message that does all the talking. They have the kind of attitude that works best when worn...
Pair of cream and forest green 'Horny' crew socks.  Features horizontal stripes and the word 'Horny' in dark green.
Horny
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Horny
$15.00
These unisex crew socks keep the joke front and center with a straight-faced sportswear look that makes the word land even harder. Clean stripes, a classic athletic feel, and that unmistakable headline across the calf give them the kind of clarity that turns a quick glance into a second look.They...
Pair of cream crew socks with maroon, gold, and purple stripes and the phrase 'Life Starts At Fuck It' in a retro font.
Life Starts At Fuck It
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Life Starts At Fuck It
$15.00
Some socks try to be polite. These crew socks prefer to say exactly what they mean and move on. The bold message runs straight across the leg in a clean, retro sports-sock layout, which makes the whole joke land with a little more bite and a lot more style. For...
Cream tube socks with "CUNT" in white on a maroon stripe, flanked by fuchsia stripes. Fuchsia heel and toe.
Cunt
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Cunt
$15.00
For anyone who likes their wardrobe with a little edge, these unisex crew socks make the point quickly. The bold wordmark across the calf is impossible to miss, framed by crisp striping that gives the design a retro athletic feel with a very modern sense of humor. They have the...
Pair of cream-colored crew socks with bold black stripes and the word 'F*CK' printed across the stripes.
Fuck
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Fuck
$15.00
Some socks whisper. These crew socks say exactly what they mean, then carry on with the day. The bold wordmark lands above the ankle like a raised eyebrow, while the clean banded layout keeps the whole pair feeling graphic and deliberate rather than chaotic. For unisex wear, they bring a...
Pair of blue crew socks with yellow and white stripes and the phrase 'OY FUCKING VEY' in yellow lettering.
Oy Fucking Vey
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Oy Fucking Vey
$15.00
These unisex crew socks say exactly what the moment calls for, in a way that is hard to miss and even harder to misread. The bold text takes center stage, framed by sporty stripes and bright contrast details that give the design a clean, almost varsity feel with a sharp...
Pair of off-white crew socks with lime green stripes and the text 'That Just Dills My Pickle'.
That Just Dills My Pickle
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
That Just Dills My Pickle
$15.00
Some socks make a quiet statement. These crew socks say exactly what they mean, in bright, blocky letters and with enough pickle-loving attitude to earn a grin. Unisex and easy to wear, they bring a playful dose of personality to everyday outfits without trying too hard. The bold text and...
Pair of white crew socks with maroon and red stripes and 'HOT DAD' text.  Retro style.
Hot Dad
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Hot Dad
$15.00
The Hot Dad crew socks keep the joke close to the cuff and the style firmly in place. With bold lettering, classic athletic striping, and a clean, tidy look, they have the kind of retro feel that works whether the wearer is actually a dad or just carries the title...
Pair of dark-green crew socks with neon-green and gold stripes and the words 'BIG PICKLE ENERGY' in white.
Big Pickle Energy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Big Pickle Energy
$15.00
For anyone who takes their pickles seriously, these unisex crew socks bring a sharp, playful nod to a snack that inspires strong opinions and very specific cravings. The bold graphic treatment keeps the look clean and direct, with a sporty stripe pattern that gives the design a little extra snap....
Pair of off-white crew socks with maroon and light blue stripes and the acronym "DILF" embroidered on the leg.
DILF
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
DILF
$15.00
Bold, a little irreverent, and very much not shy about what it says, these unisex crew socks bring a wink to classic athletic styling. The sporty stripes and clean lettering give them the feel of a retro gym staple, while the graphic front-and-center message makes the whole pair impossible to...
Pair of navy blue crew socks with pink and orange stripes featuring the text 'Big City Energy'.
Big Clit Energy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Big Clit Energy
$15.00
Big Clit Energy socks bring the kind of confidence that does not need a long introduction. With a bold slogan across the leg and bright contrast stripes, these unisex crew socks have the look of something made for people who prefer their wardrobe with a little attitude and a lot...
A pair of teal crew socks with a cool pickle wearing sunglasses. The socks have black polka dots and the phrase 'Just Dill With It'.
Just Dill With It
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Just Dill With It
$13.00
Some socks are content to blend in. These unisex crew socks bring a little more personality, with a cool pickle character front and center, shades on, arms raised, and the kind of confidence that makes a simple outfit feel more intentional. The playful “Just Dill With It” message keeps the...
Pair of gray crew socks with yellow and orange stripes and the phrase 'It's Ok to Fart'.
It's Ok to Fart
Crew SocksSockologie
$15.00
It's Ok to Fart
$15.00
Some socks keep things polite. These unisex crew socks do not. With their straightforward message and old-school athletic styling, they bring a little mischief to an everyday staple and make it very clear that the wearer has a sense of humor. The bold lettering feels more like a locker-room dare...
Pair of crew socks in olive green with repeating pattern of cartoon pickles wearing sunglasses and making a hand gesture.
Dill With It
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Dill With It
$13.00
A little absurd, a little proudly specific, these unisex crew socks are built for anyone who appreciates a good snack joke and a louder-than-expected accessory. The allover cucumber-to-pickle riff keeps things playful, with each little character wearing shades and carrying the kind of attitude that makes an ordinary outfit feel...
Pair of crew socks in gray, teal, and yellow. Features bold text: 'My Dog and I Talk Shit About You'.
My Dog and I Talk Shit About You
Crew SocksSockologie
$15.00
My Dog and I Talk Shit About You
$15.00
For anyone whose dog has better opinions than most people, these unisex crew socks say the quiet part out loud. The bold text makes the joke instantly clear, while the graphic stripes and contrast details keep the whole pair looking sharp instead of sloppy. They have that dry, confident humor...
Pair of light blue crew socks with black stripes and 'I ♥ To Fart' graphic.
I Love To Fart
Crew SocksSockologie
$15.00
I Love To Fart
$15.00
Some socks say quiet confidence. These crew socks say the opposite, and they say it with a straight face. With a bold slogan across the cuff and a playful, bratty sense of humor, they are made for anyone who likes their accessories with a little mischief. The unisex fit makes...