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Pair of gray crew socks with yellow and orange stripes and the phrase 'It's Ok to Fart'.
It's Ok to Fart
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
It's Ok to Fart
$15.00
Did you know that only 1% of your farts smell? So it's ok to fart! Put on a pair of these funny men's novelty socks and let one rip! Each cool pair features the phrase, "It's ok to fart" in yellow words against a gray background. These old-school, gym-styled tube...
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Pair of crew socks in gray, teal, and yellow. Features bold text: 'My Dog and I Talk Shit About You'.
My Dog and I Talk Shit About You
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
My Dog and I Talk Shit About You
$15.00
If you consider your dog your best friend and closest confidant, then these funny women's novelty crew socks belong in your sock drawer! Each awesome pair of vintage-styled gym socks showcase the words " My Dog and I talk shit about you" printed along the sides against a gray background.
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Pair of light blue crew socks with black stripes and 'I ♥ To Fart' graphic.
I Love To Fart
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Love To Fart
$15.00
Who says you can't talk about farting and have a little fun with it? Our 'I Love To Fart' socks are the perfect way to show off your love of a good toot. With their light blue and black striped design, these socks will make you the center of attention...
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Pair of white crew socks with black stripes and 'Trophy Husband' text.
Trophy Husband
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Trophy Husband
$15.00
They say behind every successful woman is a trophy husband, but who says you can't be successful and have one, too? These Trophy Husband socks are a fun and lighthearted way to show your appreciation for the man in your life, whether he's a stay-at-home dad, a corporate titan, or...
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Pair of crew socks in black and hot pink with yellow text reading 'Everything Hurts And I'm Dying'.
Everything Hurts And I'm Dying
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Everything Hurts And I'm Dying
$15.00
Do your socks make you laugh so hard your sides hurt? Maybe they make you howl like a banshee? Nope? Well then you must not own a pair of 'Everything Hurts And I'm Dying' socks yet! These jet black, pink and yellow socks feature the iconic meme text in bold...
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Pair of lavender crew socks with a yellow cuff and heel. The socks feature a graphic that reads 'I love being weird' in black text with a red heart.
I Love Being Weird
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Love Being Weird
$15.00
You already love being weird (you checked out this description, didn't you?). Now you can put it in writing. Seriously though, these purple socks will keep your toes warm and comfy, whether you're making a coffee run in your pajamas or kicking it at a party. The bright yellow toes...
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Pair of pink crew socks with a blue 'Cats Don't Give A Fuck' slogan.  Features white and blue stripes at the top and bottom.
Cats Don't Give A Fuck Gym
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Cats Don't Give A Fuck Gym
$15.00
Strut your stuff in these "CATS DON'T GIVE A FUCK GYM" socks that ooze apathy and feline fabulousness. Featuring a bold blue stripe and white text, these crew socks are here to remind you that cats do indeed not give a fuck...about anything. Except maybe tuna. Who even knows anymore?...
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Pair of green crew socks with white stripes and the text 'I READ BANNED BOOKS'.
I Read Banned Books
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Read Banned Books
$15.00
The hardest thing about wearing these socks is keeping them a secret! These vibrant forest green socks with white and cream stripes will literally scream "I Read Banned Books" when you walk by. Show your support for intellectual freedom and the power of knowledge every time you put on these...
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Pair of orange crew socks with yellow stripes and an 'I love cheese' graphic. Pink heart detail.
I Love Cheese
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Love Cheese
$15.00
Get ready to melt hearts and provoke smiles with our "I Love Cheese" crew socks! Imagine your feet wrapped in a bright splash of orange, shouting your cheese adoration with bold yellow letters - it’s love at first bite. Caught in a gooey romance? A pink heart seals the deal,...
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Pair of black crew socks with white stripes and '00 Fucks Given' text.
00 Fucks Given
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
00 Fucks Given
$12.00
These 00 Fucks Given black athletic gym socks are perfect for those days when you just can't be bothered to care about your workout or about the malaise of life in general. Maybe you're feeling a little burnt out, or maybe you're just not in the mood. Either way, these...
Pair of maroon crew socks with off-white stripes and 'OLD FART' text.  Retro design.
Old Fart
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Old Fart
$15.00
Be the life of the party with these "OLD FART" socks! Turn heads as you walk by in these funky red socks with white stripes, toe and heel. These crew length socks make the perfect gift for any man or woman with a sense of humor.
Pair of burgundy crew socks with teal and pink stripes.  Text reads 'My Cat Says You're Dumb'.
My Cat Says You're Dumb
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
My Cat Says You're Dumb
$15.00
Your cat's word is gold. So if he says you're dumb, then it's most likely true. Each cool pair of vintage-styled novelty gym socks feature the phrase "My cat says you're dumb" printed on the sides against a burgundy background. Perfect for the sassy, cat-loving woman in your life.
Pair of light teal crew socks with black stripes and repeated expletives printed vertically.
Dirty Words
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Dirty Words
$15.00
Dirty Words, a set of amusing crew-extra-long socks, are here to spice up your sock drawer! Written in black over a pristine white background, these socks read, "Dirty Words." These socks, which are available in a unisex design, are great for both men and women. Wear a pair of these...
Pair of teal crew socks with a black graphic that reads 'Owner of the World's Cutest Cat'. White accents on the cuffs and toes.
Owner of the World's Cutest Cat
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Owner of the World's Cutest Cat
$15.00
Imagine if your feet could purr! Well, these are the closest thing you'll find. The toes meow, and the cuffs proudly declare 'Owner of the World's Cutest Cat'. They're like the ultimate feline fashion statement, except your feet will be doing all the talking. These electric blue socks with white...
Pair of pink crew socks with navy blue and black stripes.  The socks feature the text 'I'm Too Old For This Shit' in a bold font.
I'm Too Old For This Shit
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I'm Too Old For This Shit
$15.00
Put some pep in your step and slip into these I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT Socks! These vibrant, comfy socks, with black at the toe and heel and bright pink and blue stripes at the top, will make you the hit of the gym. Plus, the fun saying will...
black crew socks, white toes & heels, pink & white stripes, bold "i shit glitter" design.
I Shit Glitter
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Shit Glitter
$15.00
The "I Shit Glitter" socks are the ultimate accessory for anyone who wants to add a touch of fun and humor to their wardrobe. These crew-length socks feature vibrant pink and blue stripes at the top, with white toes and heels. The bold "I Shit Glitter" message, written in sparkly...
Pair of crew socks; light blue with chocolate chip cookies and grumpy cookie faces; black heel and toe.
Tough Cookie
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Tough Cookie
$14.00
Life can be tough, but so can you! Our Tough Cookie socks are here to remind you of your resilience every time you put them on. With a fun pattern of chocolate chip cookies and the words "Tough Cookie" displayed in a speech bubble, these socks are a playful and...
Pair of lavender crew socks with a dark gray 'Owner of the World's Cutest Dog' graphic and white/gray stripes near the cuffs.
Owner of the World's Cutest Dog
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Owner of the World's Cutest Dog
$15.00
We've got socks that'll make you the envy of all dog owners! Our "Owner of the World's Cutest Dog" socks in lavender, proudly proclaim your fur baby's cuteness to the world. These Crew socks are perfect for men and women who want to show off their love for their four-legged...
Pair of green and yellow crew socks with the text 'It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants' in black.  Features yellow and green stripes at the cuff.
It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants
$15.00
Put on a pair of these crew socks and let your feet do the talking! The green and yellow stylish socks feature the message 'It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants' in a yellow script that really pops against the green background. Whether you're heading to the garden center or...
Pair of white crew socks with rainbow 'FUCK YOU' text and smiley faces. Blue and purple stripes at the cuff.
Fuck You
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Fuck You
$15.00
You've got the Shit Happens bumper sticker on your car. Now all you need are a pair of cheeky socks to match your outlook of life. Tell everyone who has ever screwed you over how you feel about them when you slip on a pair of these funny, outrageous socks....
Pair of grey crew socks with hot pink cuffs and heel.  Black text reads 'It's Not Easy Being a Bitch'.
It's Not Easy Being a Bitch
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
It's Not Easy Being a Bitch
$15.00
Are you a baddie who's always got a sassy remark up your sleeve? Then these socks are perfect for you! The bright, contrasting colors and the bold, upfront message will let everyone know that you're not one to mess with. Plus, they're super comfy, so you can wear them all...
Pair of black and white crew socks with 'I'D FUCK ME' vertically printed. Features black and white stripes.
I'd Fuck Me
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I'd Fuck Me
$15.00
Calling all funky feet! These I'd Fuck Me socks are guaranteed to turn some heads when you rock 'em. Stand out from the crowd and show off your bold side with this hilarious pair of socks. Perfect for those who aren't afraid to make a statement, these socks will put...
Coach of the Year
Coach of the Year
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Coach of the Year
$15.00
Celebrate the mentor who makes it all happen with our Coach of the Year socks in warm beige. Perfect for the leader who inspires greatness, motivates through challenges, and deserves recognition for their dedication. These cozy socks are the ideal way to show appreciation to that special coach—whether they're on...
Shit Happens
Shit Happens
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Shit Happens
$15.00
Life's messy moments deserve a laugh. These black socks with crisp white accents keep your feet comfortable while you handle whatever comes your way. Perfect for anyone who appreciates humor with their hosiery—because sometimes you just gotta embrace the chaos with a smile.
Book Slut
Book Slut
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Book Slut
$15.00
The cozy base of these socks comes in a rich burgundy color. Up top, the cuff features bright orange and hot pink stripes. On the visible shin, "BOOK SLUT" is knit in crisp white letters, making your statement clear. The toe and heel areas switch to a vibrant orange, adding...
A pair of dark green crew socks with a light blue cuff and yellow 'NATURE SLUT' text.  Features thin yellow and olive green stripes.
Nature Slut
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Nature Slut
$15.00
Slip into these forest green socks if you like to keep it real. They feature 'NATURE SLUT' boldly printed in vibrant yellow-green across the calf. You'll also find crisp horizontal stripes in light blue and yellow-green on the ribbed cuff and just below the main text. The heel and toe...
A pair of pink crew socks with black stripes and 'Hot Homo' in black lettering.  The socks have a dark charcoal heel and toe.
Hot Homo
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Hot Homo
$15.00
Here's a bold statement for your feet, loud and proud in bright pink. The top cuff has two clean black stripes running around it, setting off the main message. Below that, the words 'HOT HOMO' are prominently displayed in strong, black block letters on the calf. The heel and toe...
Pair of crew socks; teal, green, and white; features a mountain scene with trees and the phrase 'I want to be where people are not'.
Where People Are Not
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Where People Are Not
$13.00
Sometimes you just need a break from, well, everyone. These socks get it. They've got a bright sky-blue ribbed cuff and upper, featuring the bold white text, "I Want to be WHERE people are NOT". Below that, a serene mountain landscape unfolds with layered green hills and visible white shapes...
Pair of off-white crew socks with blue, green, and red stripes at the top and bottom. Text reads: 'These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks'.
These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks
$15.00
Rock these cream-colored socks for a bit of playful luck. They feature a clean, classic base with bold horizontal stripes - red, blue, and green - wrapping around the cuff. The main show is the large text running down the front: "THESE ARE MY LUCKY MAHJONG SOCKS," written in a...
Pair of grey crew socks with blue stripes and the text 'Real Men Change Diapers'.
Real Men Change Diapers
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Real Men Change Diapers
$15.00
Sporting a no-nonsense message, these socks come in a solid grey color. The main event is on the upper leg, where bold blue stripes carry white block letters spelling out 'REAL MEN CHANGE DIAPERS.' Thin white horizontal stripes separate the blue sections, giving it a clean look. The top cuff...
Pair of cream-colored crew socks with a 'Plant Nerd' graphic in dark green.  Neon green stripes accent the top and bottom cuffs.
Plant Nerd
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Plant Nerd
$15.00
Shop Plant Nerd socks! Perfect gift for gardeners, featuring vibrant green details and fun text. Show off your plant love!
Pair of beige crew socks with orange and green stripes and the phrase 'My Farts Don't Stink' in dark text.
My Farts Don't Stink
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
My Farts Don't Stink
$15.00
Meet the socks that are as smooth as your poker face and as subtle as your weekend brunch order: cream-colored charmers with red and green stripes. They boast a declaration in brown and green—'My Farts Don't Stink'—because sometimes, it’s only fair to warn the world about your brand of silent...
Pair of white crew socks with orange and light blue stripes and the text 'My Cat Is My Therapist'.
My Cat Is My Therapist
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
My Cat Is My Therapist
$15.00
Know someone who gets all their best life advice from a purring creature? These white crew socks are designed for them. They feature bold, straightforward text knitted right into the side, declaring "MY CAT IS MY THERAPIST." The lettering alternates between a strong dark blue for "MY CAT" and "THERAPIST,"...
Pair of pink crew socks with a library card design.  The socks feature dark pink lines mimicking a book checkout card.
Library Card Pink
Crew SocksOut Of Print
$12.00
Library Card Pink
$12.00
Take a literary adventure with our Library Card Pink crew socks, designed for both men and women with a penchant for reading and style. Step into these vibrant socks adorned with a playful pattern of library card lines in hot pink and bold blue. Let your feet do the talking...
Pair of black crew socks with red and purple stripes.  Features a graphic that says 'I Heart Smut'.
I Heart Smut
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Smut
$15.00
Show off your true affections with these unapologetically direct socks. They come in a sparkly black, featuring bold red toes and heels. Around the cuff, you'll see sharp purple and red stripes. Right there on the calf, it clearly says 'I ❤️ SMUT' in crisp white text, accented by a...
Pair of off-white crew socks with purple and red stripes.  'I Heart Romance Novels' is written in red on the socks.
I Heart Romance Novels
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Romance Novels
$15.00
Ever noticed how a good romance novel can make your heart skip a beat? Now, let your feet join in on the fun with these charming socks that declare your love for literary passion. Made in the USA, these unisex socks are crafted from Natural Cotton with vibrant accents of...
Pair of taupe crew socks featuring a cartoon squirrel holding acorns and the phrase 'Deez Nuts'.  Acorn pattern repeats on the sock.
Deez Nuts
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Deez Nuts
$13.00
Deez Nuts: The Squirreliest Socks Ever Show off your nuttiness with these autumn-themed Deez Nuts squirrel socks! They're the perfect way to add a touch of fun and personality to your wardrobe. Made with a blend of cozy and soft materials, they come in a variety of sizes to fit...
A pair of teal crew socks with a cool pickle wearing sunglasses. The socks have black polka dots and the phrase 'Just Dill With It'.
Just Dill With It
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Just Dill With It
$13.00
Say sayonara to boring socks and embrace the sheer absurdity of Just Dill With It novelty socks. The chunky cucumber, complete with shades and crossed arms, is the epitome of cool, telling the world you're one cool pickle. And who wouldn't want pickles on their feet? Exactly, no one. So,...
Pair of crew socks in olive green with repeating pattern of cartoon pickles wearing sunglasses and making a hand gesture.
Dill With It
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Dill With It
$13.00
Looking for socks that give you an attitude? Our Dill With It socks are here to add some spice to your day. With their cool-as-a-cucumber design, you can dill with anything that comes your way. A green sock with cartoon cucumbers wearing shades and giving the finger is sure to...
Pair of black crew socks with white stripes and 'DADDY' text.  Sporty and playful design.
Daddy Gym
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Daddy Gym
$15.00
You can't go wrong with a pair of these black and white Daddy gym socks. Designed for both men and women, these crew length socks feature bold white stripes and the word "DADDY" written in a stylish font. Perfect for hitting the gym or running around town, these socks will...
Hot Dam
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Hot Dam
$13.00
Look at these socks. Not only are they great to wear with their fun beaver design and soft fabric, but they're also perfect for your next work meeting when you want to show your coworkers you mean business (literally). Get it? Hot Dam? Ok maybe not, but these socks are...
Pair of navy blue crew socks with white stars and a graphic of a goat wearing sunglasses. Text 'G.O.A.T.' is displayed below the goat.
The G.O.A.T.
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
The G.O.A.T.
$13.00
They're the G.O.A.T. of socks, featuring a stellar design with a cartoon goat rocking shades, and black toe and heel to complete the look. GOAT means Greatest of All Time. Available in crew length for both men and women. These socks are a fun way to celebrate your love for...
Pair of black and white crew socks featuring the text 'I GIVE THE BEST BLOW JOBS' in a vertical, bold font.
I Give The Best Blow Jobs
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Give The Best Blow Jobs
$15.00
I Give The Best Blow Jobs: These NSFW socks are sure to be a hit. Show your dirty sense of humor proudly. Whether you're rocking them at the gym, on a night out, or just lounging around the house, these socks are guaranteed to turn heads.
Pair of maroon crew socks with yellow and orange stripes.  The socks feature the text 'BIG DICK ENERGY' in a retro style.
Big Dick Energy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Big Dick Energy
$15.00
Show off your big dick energy with these crew socks. They're made with a burgundy base, yellow stripes, and red accents for a look that's sure to attract attention. The socks are made for both men and women and feature the words "Big Dick Energy." Whether you're rocking them at...
Pair of pink crew socks with black stripes and 'BUTTS' written across the top. Fun, casual style.
Butts
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Butts
$15.00
Butts In The Dark - Crew Socks: Because nothing says cheeky quite like a pair of socks with butts! These funny socks feature a bold print of pink butts with black stripes near the top and black toes and heels. They're bound to get a few laughs wherever you wear...
Pair of off-white crew socks with black and orange stripes. Text 'Horny For Thrift Stores' is vertically stacked on the socks.
Horny For Thrift Stores
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Horny For Thrift Stores
$15.00
You're a thrifter, you're unique. Show off your love for thrifting with these "Horny for Thrift Stores" socks. Perfect for men or women, these bright and bold crew socks are sure to turn heads and strike up a conversation. The white socks have the words "Horny for Thrift Stores" written...
Four pairs of pastel-colored crew socks.  Each sock has a library card design printed on it with the words: AUTHOR, TITLE, DATE DUE.
Library Card 4-Pack
Ankle SocksOut Of Print
$14.00
Library Card 4-Pack
$14.00
From the darkest corners of the Dewey Decimal System, check out these Library Card socks! You know what they say, "Today is a good day to return some overdue books." OK, nobody says that, but hey, it's Thursday and you've made it this far, so why not treat your feet...
Pair of crew socks in green, orange, and purple.  Features a retro-style stripe pattern and the text 'Home Is Where The Weed Is'.
Home Is Where The Weed Is
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Home Is Where The Weed Is
$15.00
Hey there, sock enthusiasts! Meet the Home Is Where The Weed Is socks, the ultimate foot swag for those with a green sense of humor. These knee-high socks are a blatant celebration of the good life, emblazoned with the iconic words "Home Is Where The Weed Is" in a vibrant...