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Best Sellers

Curious to see what is trending with our other buyers? Check out our best sellers collection! We feature all of our popular and best selling items right here. You will be able to see what is hip and trendy with others and choose from socks you know other people are already enjoying themselves. Don't be shy with those toes! Buy yourself, your friend, or your lover a pair or two today.
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Pair of black knee-high socks with white stripes and 'Bad Ass' text.  Features an upward-pointing arrow graphic.
Bad Ass Socks
Womens Knee High SocksSock It to Me
$17.00

Bad Ass

$17.00
These socks provide vital instructions for locating someone with great character and little regard for societal norms. But be warned! You better be able to backup that label and win any fight or dance off that comes your way. Each pair of these fun all black knee high socks features...
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A pair of navy blue crew socks with a repeating pattern of red and green reindeer and white snowflakes. The socks have red toes and heels.
Naughty Reindeer Games Socks
Mens Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00

Naughty Reindeer Games

$14.00
These 'Naughty Reindeer Games' socks are a fun twist on a classic holiday pattern. The visible portion shows a navy blue background with a repeating design of red and green reindeer in, shall we say, compromising positions. White snowflakes are interspersed throughout the pattern. The socks have a red toe...
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A pair of men's gray crew socks with black cuffs.  Features an orange fox face and the text 'Zero Fox Given'.
Zero Fox Given XL Socks
Mens Crew SocksSocksmith
$15.00

Zero Fox Given XL

$15.00
These zero fox given socks are the paw-fect way to show off your sly style. Each cozy men's crew sock in this XL pair has a gray body, black toes, heels, and cuffs, and an orange fox expressing your "Zero Fox Given" attitude in a fun and fashionable way.
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Pair of white crew socks with rainbow 'FUCK YOU' text and smiley faces. Blue and purple stripes at the cuff.
Fuck You Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

Fuck You

$15.00
You've got the Shit Happens bumper sticker on your car. Now all you need are a pair of cheeky socks to match your outlook of life. Tell everyone who has ever screwed you over how you feel about them when you slip on a pair of these funny, outrageous socks....
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Pair of navy blue crew socks with a beige cuff.  Features a pink poodle design and 'Fancy Bitch' text in gold glitter.
Fancy Bitch Socks
Womens Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00

Fancy Bitch

$8.00
Strut your stuff in these Fancy Bitch crew socks! These dark blue socks feature a pink bow-wearing dood ready to add a touch of elegance to your step. Show off your love for dogs and make a splash wherever you go with these fun and fashionable socks.
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Crew socks in light blue with a smiling poop emoji and 'Poop Happens!' text.  Brown heel and toe with small fly accents.
Poop Happens Socks
Womens Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00

Poop Happens

$10.00
Poop Happens: Crew socks for women featuring a brown smiling poop emoji with the text "It happens!" and black flies buzzing around. These silly socks are made to remind you that even the stinkiest situations can be funny.
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Cream crew socks with coral roses, blue forget-me-nots, and the phrase 'I Fucking Love Swearing' in coral lettering.
I Love Swearing Socks
Womens Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00

I Love Swearing

$10.00
If your feet could talk, they'd say, "I love swearing!" in these boldly lettered crew socks splashed with a garden of red roses and blue flowers! Show the world you're not afraid to drop an F-bomb, even if your toes are hidden inside your shoes. Who knows, maybe these clever...
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Crew socks in light blue with a cute puppy, butterflies, flowers, and the text 'Not your bitch'.
Not Your Bitch Puppy Dog Socks
Womens Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00

Not Your Bitch Puppy Dog

$10.00
Not Your Bitch Puppy Dog socks are like a walk in the park on a sunny day. Blue socks bloom with white and yellow flowers and yellow and orange butterflies while a brown and white cartoon pup on each foot reminds you that you're your own best friend. Show off...
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Pair of black crew socks featuring a skeleton giving the middle finger and the phrase 'Fuck You. Pay Me!' in red and yellow.
Fuck You. Pay Me! Socks
Unisex Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Size Options Available

Fuck You. Pay Me!

$14.00
Give the finger to the world with these sassy black socks. Featuring red and yellow text with a middle finger graphic, these socks are sure to get a reaction. They're perfect for the office prankster, the sassy friend, or anyone who just wants to add a little attitude to their...
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Pair of grey crew socks with pink flamingo inflatable pool toys and the text "Don't Flock With Me Today".
Don't Flock With Me Today Socks
Womens Crew SocksK Bell
$9.00

Don't Flock With Me Today

$9.00
Say Don't Flock With Me Today  in style with these fun, lighthearted crew socks for women! Picture this: a majestic flamingo wearing shades, chilling on a pink inner tube ”all while floating across your feet. Perfect for a dash of flamingo flair on your feet or a sassy statement...
Pair of white crew socks with red hearts and the phrase 'Fuck My Socks Off' in black lettering.
Fuck My Socks Off Socks
Womens Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00

Fuck My Socks Off

$12.00
Sneak into a sassy style that'll make your feet do a sock dance! "Fuck My Socks Off" socks serve a side of cheekiness with a blush of red hearts and a sprinkle of black polka dots. These crew-length socks are guaranteed to turn your feet into the life of the...
Pair of white crew socks with black stripes and the word 'BITCH' in black.
Bitch Socks
Womens Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

Bitch

$15.00
BITCH socks: Worn by women, wicked people with attitude, or just about anybody with a good sense of humor. These knee-high socks will look great with heels, flats, or sneakers because let's face it - who cares? Wear these comfortable white striped socks with big, bold black lettering proudly and...
A pair of crew socks in light blue with a repeating pattern of a teddy bear holding a red 'F**k My Life' balloon and small birds in flight.
Fuck My Life Socks
Womens Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00

Fuck My Life

$10.00
Elevate the humor in your wardrobe with our "Fuck My Life" socks. Canvasing a playful sky of blue, these crew-length charmers sport a whimsical design of white clouds and black birds, crowned by a brown teddy bear clutching a red balloon. Perfect for those days when you need a comical...
A pair of white crew socks with a 'Birthday Bitch!' slogan and colorful balloon illustrations.  Stars, hearts, and round balloons in pink, blue, yellow, and green.
Birthday Bitch Socks
Womens Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00

Birthday Bitch

$12.00
Feeling frisky on your birthday? Let these socks do the talking. Adorned with bright balloons, stars and hearts, and the words "Happy Birthday Bitch!", these crew socks will make a statement. Wear them proudly and let the world know it's your special day. Hey Google, play "B*tch Better Have My...
Pair of navy blue crew socks with pink and orange stripes featuring the text 'Big City Energy'.
Big Clit Energy Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

Big Clit Energy

$15.00
There's a certain audacity that comes with knowing exactly who you are, and these socks are a testament to that unapologetic self-assurance. Made in the USA with a soft blend of Navy Cotton, Rust Nylon, and Ruby Nylon, these super-comfy, unisex gym socks fit most feet. Perfect for anyone ready...
Crew socks in teal, blue, and brown, featuring a grumpy cupcake with a candle that says 'Too Old for This Shit' and confetti.
Crappy Birthday Socks
Mens Crew SocksModSocks
$14.00

Crappy Birthday

$14.00
Crappy Birthday socks: When birthdays become a bummer, the socks keep things humorous. Blue at the top, these socks declare 'Too Old for This Shit' below a solitary cupcake with candle. These crew-length, men's socks are a fun reminder that life doesn't stop being hilarious, it just changes with age.
Pair of blue crew socks with yellow and white stripes and the phrase 'OY FUCKING VEY' in yellow lettering.
Oy Fucking Vey Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

Oy Fucking Vey

$15.00
Sometimes you just need to say it out loud. These royal blue socks let you do just that, with 'OY FUCKING VEY' splashed across the calf in bright yellow letters. They've got crisp yellow and white stripes near the top, giving them a classic, sporty feel. The heel and toe...
Pair of off-white crew socks with maroon and light blue stripes and the acronym "DILF" embroidered on the leg.
DILF Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

DILF

$15.00
Give a nod to the main man in your life - or just yourself - with these straight-to-the-point socks. They feature a creamy off-white base with bold maroon and bright blue stripes around the ankle, just below the clear "DILF" text. The heel and toe areas are blocked in a...
One purple crew sock with repeating middle finger gestures in multiple skin tones, pink hearts, and flowers. Bright pink heel and toe.
Eff Off Socks
Womens Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00

Eff Off

$12.00
Sometimes you just need to say it without actually saying it. These socks get the message across loud and clear, all while keeping things surprisingly cute. The main background is a soft lilac, covered in a playful scattering of pink hearts and flower shapes. What really stands out are the...
A pair of dark green crew socks with a light blue cuff and yellow 'NATURE SLUT' text.  Features thin yellow and olive green stripes.
Nature Slut Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

Nature Slut

$15.00
Slip into these forest green socks if you like to keep it real. They feature 'NATURE SLUT' boldly printed in vibrant yellow-green across the calf. You'll also find crisp horizontal stripes in light blue and yellow-green on the ribbed cuff and just below the main text. The heel and toe...
Pair of cream crew socks with maroon, gold, and purple stripes and the phrase 'Life Starts At Fuck It' in a retro font.
Life Starts At Fuck It Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

Life Starts At Fuck It

$15.00
Sometimes you just need to say 'fuck it' and go for it. These socks are that vibe, plain and simple. They come in a classic off-white base with bold horizontal stripes wrapping around the top and ankle. The cuff has thinner dark red and white stripes, while the mid-calf features...
Average Dick Energy
Average Dick Energy Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

Average Dick Energy

$15.00
You know that vibe - not too much, not too little, just... there. These black crew socks capture that perfect balance with bold yellow text spelling out "AVERAGE DICK ENERGY" across the leg. They feature crisp yellow and bright blue stripes around the cuff and near the mid-foot, adding a...
The Badass Claus
The Badass Claus Socks
Mens Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00

The Badass Claus

$14.00
The Badass Claus Socks by Socksmith are the perfect gift for that socks lover in your life. These santa themed mens crew socks come in multiple color Options and fit Womens Shoe Size 10.5+/Mens Shoe Size 9-13. Made of 65% Cotton, 33% Nylon, 2% Spandex for comfort and durability. A...
A pair of grey crew socks with neon yellow stripes and the phrase "Who Gives A Crap?" in white.
Who Gives A Crap? Socks
Unisex Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00

Who Gives A Crap?

$15.00
Dark blue-grey socks that tell it like it is. The visible cuff features wide cream stripes bordered by thin lime green lines. Below that, the phrase 'WHO GIVES A CRAP?' stands out in bold lime green text, set against more cream horizontal stripes. The other shown sock displays a continuation...
Pair of green and white crew socks.  The socks feature a lawnmower and the phrase 'Fuck This Shit'.
Fuck This Grass Socks
Unisex Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00

Fuck This Grass

$13.00
You know that feeling when the lawn just keeps growing? These socks capture it perfectly. The bright green foot and leg look like fresh grass, while the crisp white cuff provides a clean contrast. Up top, bold red text screams 'Fuck This Shit,' sitting right above a little red lawnmower...