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    Pair of gray crew socks with yellow and orange stripes and the phrase 'It's Ok to Fart'.
    It's Ok to Fart
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    It's Ok to Fart
    $15.00
    Did you know that only 1% of your farts smell? So it's ok to fart! Put on a pair of these funny men's novelty socks and let one rip! Each cool pair features the phrase, "It's ok to fart" in yellow words against a gray background. These old-school, gym-styled tube...
    2
    Pair of crew socks in gray, teal, and yellow. Features bold text: 'My Dog and I Talk Shit About You'.
    My Dog and I Talk Shit About You
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    My Dog and I Talk Shit About You
    $15.00
    If you consider your dog your best friend and closest confidant, then these funny women's novelty crew socks belong in your sock drawer! Each awesome pair of vintage-styled gym socks showcase the words " My Dog and I talk shit about you" printed along the sides against a gray background.
    3
    Pair of brown crew socks with a white and black "Coffee Makes Me Poop" graphic. Features stripes at the top and bottom.
    Coffee Makes Me Poop
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Coffee Makes Me Poop
    $15.00
    Coffee Makes Me Poop: Brew-tiful Socks for Coffee Lovers. These socks make it known! Whether you're a coffee lover or poop connoisseur, don't be shy about it. Life is too short for bad coffee and socks! Stand out with these stylish, amusing socks in any setting. Whether it's a coffee...
    4
    Pair of white crew socks with black stripes and 'Trophy Husband' text.
    Trophy Husband
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Trophy Husband
    $15.00
    They say behind every successful woman is a trophy husband, but who says you can't be successful and have one, too? These Trophy Husband socks are a fun and lighthearted way to show your appreciation for the man in your life, whether he's a stay-at-home dad, a corporate titan, or...
    5
    Pair of black crew socks with gold and white stripes and the phrase 'Sounds Like Bullshit To Me' printed vertically.
    Sounds Like Bullshit To Me
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Sounds Like Bullshit To Me
    $15.00
    Whoever said socks need to be boring and basic? For those with a taste for footwear that's just a tad bit cheeky, these Sounds Like Bullshit To Me socks will be a hit. Wear them with pride and let the world know you mean business ” or not.
    6
    Pair of crew socks in black and hot pink with yellow text reading 'Everything Hurts And I'm Dying'.
    Everything Hurts And I'm Dying
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Everything Hurts And I'm Dying
    $15.00
    Do your socks make you laugh so hard your sides hurt? Maybe they make you howl like a banshee? Nope? Well then you must not own a pair of 'Everything Hurts And I'm Dying' socks yet! These jet black, pink and yellow socks feature the iconic meme text in bold...
    7
    Pair of blue crew socks with a red heart and 'I Love Naps' graphic, accented with cream and green stripes.
    I Love Naps
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I Love Naps
    $15.00
    Show off your passion for power naps with these bright blue, green and red socks with the words "I Love Naps" covering them from top to bottom. Dedicated to the art of snoozing, these socks are like tiny love letters to your favorite sleeping position. Since hearts and naps go...
    8
    Pair of pink crew socks with a blue 'Cats Don't Give A Fuck' slogan. Features white and blue stripes at the top and bottom.
    Cats Don't Give A Fuck Gym
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Cats Don't Give A Fuck Gym
    $15.00
    Strut your stuff in these "CATS DON'T GIVE A FUCK GYM" socks that ooze apathy and feline fabulousness. Featuring a bold blue stripe and white text, these crew socks are here to remind you that cats do indeed not give a fuck...about anything. Except maybe tuna. Who even knows anymore?...
    9
    Pair of maroon crew socks with off-white stripes and 'OLD FART' text. Retro design.
    Old Fart
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Old Fart
    $15.00
    Be the life of the party with these "OLD FART" socks! Turn heads as you walk by in these funky red socks with white stripes, toe and heel. These crew length socks make the perfect gift for any man or woman with a sense of humor.
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    Pair of light teal crew socks with black stripes and repeated expletives printed vertically.
    Dirty Words
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Dirty Words
    $15.00
    Dirty Words, a set of amusing crew-extra-long socks, are here to spice up your sock drawer! Written in black over a pristine white background, these socks read, "Dirty Words." These socks, which are available in a unisex design, are great for both men and women. Wear a pair of these...
    Pair of teal crew socks with a black graphic that reads 'Owner of the World's Cutest Cat'. White accents on the cuffs and toes.
    Owner of the World's Cutest Cat
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Owner of the World's Cutest Cat
    $15.00
    Imagine if your feet could purr! Well, these are the closest thing you'll find. The toes meow, and the cuffs proudly declare 'Owner of the World's Cutest Cat'. They're like the ultimate feline fashion statement, except your feet will be doing all the talking. These electric blue socks with white...
    Pair of lavender crew socks with a dark gray 'Owner of the World's Cutest Dog' graphic and white/gray stripes near the cuffs.
    Owner of the World's Cutest Dog
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Owner of the World's Cutest Dog
    $15.00
    We've got socks that'll make you the envy of all dog owners! Our "Owner of the World's Cutest Dog" socks in lavender, proudly proclaim your fur baby's cuteness to the world. These Crew socks are perfect for men and women who want to show off their love for their four-legged...
    Pair of white crew socks with rainbow 'FUCK YOU' text and smiley faces. Blue and purple stripes at the cuff.
    Fuck You
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Fuck You
    $15.00
    You've got the Shit Happens bumper sticker on your car. Now all you need are a pair of cheeky socks to match your outlook of life. Tell everyone who has ever screwed you over how you feel about them when you slip on a pair of these funny, outrageous socks....
    Pair of white crew socks with rainbow-colored 'Bookworm' text and purple and blue stripes at the cuff.
    Bookworm
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Bookworm
    $15.00
    These 'Bookworm Crew' socks proudly display a repeating pattern of the word 'BOOKWORM' in colorful rainbow letters. Who needs a library card when you can just stick your feet out and let the letters do the talking? And don't forget, they'll match all your favorite literary outfits. No more getting...
    Pair of cream crew socks with burgundy and orange stripes and the phrase 'See You In Hell' in burgundy lettering.
    See You in Hell
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    See You in Hell
    $15.00
    Unleash your defiant side with 'See You in Hell' socks! Perfect for days when you're feeling a touch rebellious or just want to add a spicy footnote to your outfit. Whether you're striding into a boardroom or sprinting around town, these socks speak volumes without saying a word. Why wait...
    Pair of green crew socks with a red heart and 'I love pickles' graphic. Features thin gold and white stripes at the cuff and off-white heel and toe.
    I Heart Pickles
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I Heart Pickles
    $15.00
    Love those pickles! These I Heart Pickles socks give you a dilly of a good time. Topped with bright green with white accents and featuring a fresh red heart with 'I Heart Pickles' written above, you'll never dill-iver these socks. Show your love for this crunchy snack and pickle lovers...
    Pair of brown crew socks with a yellow and light blue retro stripe and 'Bird Nerd' text.
    Bird Nerd
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Bird Nerd
    $15.00
    Let your feet do the squawking with these orange socks, flanked by blue and yellow accents that sing a tune louder than a morning chorus. Adorned with "bird nerd" in vibrant yellow script along the leg, they're a shout-out to anyone who believes binoculars are just as essential as coffee...
    Pair of red crew socks with a bold 'Go Fuck Your Selfie' message in white and blue. Features blue and white stripes.
    Go Fuck Your Selfie
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Go Fuck Your Selfie
    $15.00
    Dress your feet in rebellion with these bold red socks, featuring crisp white accents that stand out like a loud whisper. Across the leg, they sport a daring message: "Go fuck your selfie"—because sometimes, the best statements are made below the knee. Perfect for those days when you want your...
    Pair of white crew socks with maroon and red stripes and 'HOT DAD' text. Retro style.
    Hot Dad
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Hot Dad
    $15.00
    If someone in your life is a hot dad, these are the socks for them. Sporting a classic athletic-style design, these white socks proudly display "HOT DAD" in bold red letters at the top cuff. Just below the text, and again near the toe and heel, you'll find a cool...
    Cunt
    Cunt
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Cunt
    $15.00
    Our crew socks are anything but subtle, kicking off with an off-white body. Near the top, you'll find two bright pink stripes that frame a wider maroon band. Right across that maroon, the word 'CUNT' is spelled out boldly in off-white letters, making its presence known. Both the toes and...
    Pair of off-white crew socks with a green 'My Garden Is My Therapist' design and light purple and teal stripes.
    My Garden Is My Therapist
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    My Garden Is My Therapist
    $15.00
    There's a certain magic in watching plants thrive under your care, much like having a personal green therapist. Celebrate your love for all things leafy with these delightful socks that proclaim, "My Garden Is My Therapist." Whether your sanctuary is a lush oasis or a cozy nook of potted plants,...
    Pair of crew socks in pink with gold and teal stripes. Text reads: 'I LIKE CATS MORE THAN PEOPLE'.
    I Like Cats More Than People
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I Like Cats More Than People
    $15.00
    These socks are for anyone who genuinely prefers a purr over small talk. They come in a soft light pink, featuring bold black text up the calf that clearly states "I LIKE CATS MORE THAN PEOPLE". Around the top cuff and down near the toes, you'll spot some neat stripes...
    Pair of cream-colored crew socks with orange, red, yellow, and green stripes and the text 'Employee of the Year'.
    Employee Of The Year
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Employee Of The Year
    $15.00
    Bold and bright, these off-white crew socks celebrate your grind. They sport a clear "EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR" graphic, knitted right into the fabric in vibrant orange lettering. The top features a ribbed cuff with thin horizontal stripes in yellow, orange, and blue. Just below, wider bands of red, orange,...
    Pair of cream-colored crew socks with bold black stripes and the word 'F*CK' printed across the stripes.
    Fuck
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Fuck
    $15.00
    Some days, a quiet protest is best handled by your feet. These socks deliver that message with zero fuss. They're a crisp off-white or cream color, featuring bold black bands around the ankle. On these bands, the word "FUCK" is prominently shown in white letters. Thinner black stripes run just...
    A pair of grey crew socks with neon yellow stripes and the phrase "Who Gives A Crap?" in white.
    Who Gives A Crap?
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Who Gives A Crap?
    $15.00
    Dark blue-grey socks that tell it like it is. The visible cuff features wide cream stripes bordered by thin lime green lines. Below that, the phrase 'WHO GIVES A CRAP?' stands out in bold lime green text, set against more cream horizontal stripes. The other shown sock displays a continuation...
    Pair of black crew socks with a white and red 'I Heart Bagels' design. Features white stripes and a subtle sparkly texture.
    I Heart Bagels
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I Heart Bagels
    $15.00
    Craving a fresh start to your day? Sometimes all you need is a perfectly toasted bagel, and maybe, just maybe, some socks that show your dedication. These black crew socks feature a bold statement: "I ❤️ BAGELS" in crisp white text, all across the ankle. Up top, you've got classic...
    Pair of cream crew socks with purple and hot pink stripes. Purple cuffs. Small logo on the sole.
    Jan
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Jan
    $15.00
    Once upon a time, socks were simple—until they weren't. Meet our Retro socks, where nostalgia meets modern comfort in a kaleidoscope of color. Designed to cradle your calves with a gentle embrace, these socks are the casual companion you didn't know you needed. Pull them up for a vintage vibe...
    Pair of off-white crew socks with blue and orange stripes. Text reads 'Darn It All To Heck'.
    Darn It All To Heck
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Darn It All To Heck
    $15.00
    Tired of bland socks? Say hello to the 'Darn It All To Heck' socks, a delightful twist on everyday footwear with a cheeky phrase that packs a punch! Clad in crisp white with bold blue and orange letters, these socks are perfect for those days when you want to silently...
    Pair of white crew socks with orange and yellow stripes and the text 'I heart Mac and Cheese'.
    I Heart Mac N Cheese
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I Heart Mac N Cheese
    $15.00
    Tickle your toes and your taste buds with these 'I Heart Mac N Cheese' socks! Wrapped in playful red and orange stripes, these socks are a bold statement of your undying love for that cheesy delight. Perfect for lounging at home, quirky dress days at work, or as a humorous...
    Pair of cream crew socks with orange and yellow stripes and the word 'FREAK' displayed. A fun, retro design.
    Freak
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Freak
    $15.00
    Time to let your true colors show with these socks. They rock a classic athletic vibe in cream, bold red, and bright yellow. Up top, you've got two clear yellow stripes bracketing a solid red band. The word 'FREAK' is visible in white letters across that red stripe on one...
    Average Dick Energy
    Average Dick Energy
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Average Dick Energy
    $15.00
    You know that vibe - not too much, not too little, just... there. These black crew socks capture that perfect balance with bold yellow text spelling out "AVERAGE DICK ENERGY" across the leg. They feature crisp yellow and bright blue stripes around the cuff and near the mid-foot, adding a...
    Pair of off-white crew socks with navy blue and gold stripes, featuring 'COOL UNCLE' text.
    Cool Uncle
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Cool Uncle
    $15.00
    You know that uncle? The one who tells the best stories, always has a dollar for the ice cream truck, and probably knows how to fix anything. These socks are for him, or for anyone who wants to bring that kind of relaxed cool vibe to their feet. They're a...
    Pair of cream-colored crew socks with red and burgundy stripes and the word 'FERAL' in bold white lettering.
    Feral
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Feral
    $15.00
    Time to let your wild side out, starting from the ground up. These socks feature a creamy, off-white base with bold red stripes around the top cuff. Right in the middle of those stripes, you'll see "FERAL" spelled out in white letters, making a clear statement. The heels and toes...
    Pair of off-white crew socks with lime green stripes and the text 'That Just Dills My Pickle'.
    That Just Dills My Pickle
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    That Just Dills My Pickle
    $15.00
    Ever notice how the perfect pickle can elevate a sandwich to legendary status? These socks capture that same spirit of satisfaction and sprinkle it with a dash of sass. With crisp colors and a playful nod to all things briny, "That Just Dills My Pickle" socks bring comfort and a...
    Chocolate Is My Therapist
    Chocolate Is My Therapist
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Chocolate Is My Therapist
    $15.00
    A rich dark brown color, just like your favorite chocolate bar, makes these socks a comforting sight. Bold white letters on the upper part clearly state 'CHOCOLATE IS MY THERAPIST,' with the rest of the text continuing around the side. You'll find a few crisp white stripes near the cuff,...
    Pair of blue crew socks with yellow and white stripes and the phrase 'OY FUCKING VEY' in yellow lettering.
    Oy Fucking Vey
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Oy Fucking Vey
    $15.00
    Sometimes you just need to say it out loud. These royal blue socks let you do just that, with 'OY FUCKING VEY' splashed across the calf in bright yellow letters. They've got crisp yellow and white stripes near the top, giving them a classic, sporty feel. The heel and toe...
    Pair of off-white crew socks with maroon and light blue stripes and the acronym "DILF" embroidered on the leg.
    DILF
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    DILF
    $15.00
    Give a nod to the main man in your life - or just yourself - with these straight-to-the-point socks. They feature a creamy off-white base with bold maroon and bright blue stripes around the ankle, just below the clear "DILF" text. The heel and toe areas are blocked in a...
    Pair of cream crew socks with 'Exhausted American' text in black, accented by red and blue stripes at the top and bottom.
    Exhausted American
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Exhausted American
    $15.00
    It feels like life in America can be a lot. These socks totally get that. They're a classic white crew style, perfect for when you've done all the things and you're just done. Up top, bold red and blue stripes frame the phrase 'EXHAUSTED AMERICAN' in stark black lettering. Down...
    Pair of teal crew socks with pink and black stripes. Text reads: 'I'm not sure what I'm doing out of bed'.
    I'm Not Sure What I'm Doing Out Of Bed
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I'm Not Sure What I'm Doing Out Of Bed
    $15.00
    Let's be real, some mornings are a struggle just to get vertical. These socks get it. They're a bright aqua blue with cool pink details on the toes, heels, and striped cuffs. The top of each sock boldly declares "I'M NOT SURE WHAT I'M DOING OUT OF BED" in a...
    Pair of cream crew socks with maroon, gold, and purple stripes and the phrase 'Life Starts At Fuck It' in a retro font.
    Life Starts At Fuck It
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Life Starts At Fuck It
    $15.00
    Sometimes you just need to say 'fuck it' and go for it. These socks are that vibe, plain and simple. They come in a classic off-white base with bold horizontal stripes wrapping around the top and ankle. The cuff has thinner dark red and white stripes, while the mid-calf features...
    Pair of blue crew socks with a retro design. Features 'I Heart Peanut Butter' text, red heart, and gold accents.
    I Heart Peanut Butter
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I Heart Peanut Butter
    $15.00
    Anyone who truly gets the magic of peanut butter needs these. They come in a super bright blue, right down to the ribbed cuff. Each sock features 'I ❤ PEANUT BUTTER' spelled out in crisp white letters, with a bold red heart for emphasis, sitting squarely on the leg. You’ll...
    Bitch
    Bitch
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Bitch
    $15.00
    Sometimes you just need to say it without saying it. Or, you know, say it directly on your socks. These cream-colored crew socks feature bold royal blue lettering that spells out 'BITCH' across the ribbed cuff, making a clear statement. Two dark blue stripes frame the main text band, adding...
    Pair of light green crew socks with green and yellow stripes and the text 'I DIG NATIVE PLANTS'.
    I Dig Native Plants
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    I Dig Native Plants
    $15.00
    These socks are for anyone who loves getting their hands dirty, or just appreciates the beauty of local flora. They come in a fresh light green color, with bold stripes of darker green and bright yellow at the cuff and around the toe and heel. Up top, the sock spells...
    Pair of cream crew socks with teal, orange, and purple stripes and the phrase 'Good Moms Say Bad Words' in pink.
    Good Moms Say Bad Words
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Good Moms Say Bad Words
    $15.00
    Sometimes, being a good mom means keeping it real and letting a few words fly. These off-white crew socks totally get it, sporting the phrase 'GOOD MOMS SAY BAD WORDS' right on the calf. The lettering pops in bold purple and pink, set against cheerful yellow and cream stripes that...
    Coach of the Year
    Coach of the Year
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Coach of the Year
    $15.00
    Celebrate the mentor who makes it all happen with our Coach of the Year socks in warm beige. Perfect for the leader who inspires greatness, motivates through challenges, and deserves recognition for their dedication. These cozy socks are the ideal way to show appreciation to that special coach—whether they're on...
    Shit Happens
    Shit Happens
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Shit Happens
    $15.00
    Life's messy moments deserve a laugh. These black socks with crisp white accents keep your feet comfortable while you handle whatever comes your way. Perfect for anyone who appreciates humor with their hosiery—because sometimes you just gotta embrace the chaos with a smile.
    Book Slut
    Book Slut
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Book Slut
    $15.00
    The cozy base of these socks comes in a rich burgundy color. Up top, the cuff features bright orange and hot pink stripes. On the visible shin, "BOOK SLUT" is knit in crisp white letters, making your statement clear. The toe and heel areas switch to a vibrant orange, adding...
    A pair of dark green crew socks with a light blue cuff and yellow 'NATURE SLUT' text. Features thin yellow and olive green stripes.
    Nature Slut
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $15.00
    Nature Slut
    $15.00
    Slip into these forest green socks if you like to keep it real. They feature 'NATURE SLUT' boldly printed in vibrant yellow-green across the calf. You'll also find crisp horizontal stripes in light blue and yellow-green on the ribbed cuff and just below the main text. The heel and toe...