📦 FREE SHIPPING in the US on orders over $50
Save 15% OFF When you sign up for TXT
Resources
0

WOMEN'S BESTSELLERS

| | Men's Crew Socks
Filter
REFINE
Shop by

Shop

Color

Length

Pattern

Brand

Theme

Category

34
Filter
1
black, gray, teal, and yellow socks with the phrase "my dog and i talk shit about you" on them. crew socks made for men and women. <br>
My Dog and I Talk Shit About You
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
My Dog and I Talk Shit About You
$14.00
If you consider your dog your best friend and closest confidant, then these funny women's novelty crew socks belong in your sock drawer! Each awesome pair of vintage-styled gym socks showcase the words " My Dog and I talk shit about you" printed along the sides against a gray background.
2
light blue and black striped socks with the words "i love to fart" on the front and bottom. for men and women.
I Love To Fart
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Love To Fart
$14.00
Who says you can't talk about farting and have a little fun with it? Our 'I Love To Fart' socks are the perfect way to show off your love of a good toot. With their light blue and black striped design, these socks will make you the center of attention...
3
brown crew socks with white toe, heel, and stripes. white text on brown band reads "coffee makes me poop". unisex.
Coffee Makes Me Poop
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Coffee Makes Me Poop
$14.00
Coffee Makes Me Poop: Brew-tiful Socks for Coffee Lovers. These socks make it known! Whether you're a coffee lover or poop connoisseur, don't be shy about it. Life is too short for bad coffee and socks! Stand out with these stylish, amusing socks in any setting. Whether it's a coffee...
4
black crew socks for men and women feature white toes and heels, yellow stripe with sounds like bullshit to me text.
Sounds Like Bullshit To Me
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Sounds Like Bullshit To Me
$14.00
Whoever said socks need to be boring and basic? For those with a taste for footwear that's just a tad bit cheeky, these Sounds Like Bullshit To Me socks will be a hit. Wear them with pride and let the world know you mean business ” or not.
5
black crew socks with white ribbed top, toe, and heel. white lettering on the front reads i give the best blow jobs.
I Give The Best Blow Jobs
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Give The Best Blow Jobs
$14.00
I Give The Best Blow Jobs: These NSFW socks are sure to be a hit. Show your dirty sense of humor proudly. Whether you're rocking them at the gym, on a night out, or just lounging around the house, these socks are guaranteed to turn heads.
6
blue crew socks with black and white stripes at top, black heel and toe. "be kind to animals or i'll kill you" written on front in black and white lettering.
Be Kind To Animals Or I'll Kill You
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Be Kind To Animals Or I'll Kill You
$14.00
Animal lovers, unite! These sassy socks are the perfect way to show your support for our furry, finned, and feathered friends. The bold message, "BE KIND TO ANIMALS OR I'LL KILL YOU," is sure to turn heads and start conversations wherever you go. Made with soft, high-quality cotton, these socks...
7
mens blue crew socks featuring cartoon honey badgers with raised middle finger, bees, beehives.
Honey Badger
Crew SocksModSocks
$13.00
Honey Badger
$13.00
Honey Badger: Socks with Attitude These blue crew socks are covered in a pattern of cartoon honey badgers giving the finger. They're perfect for the badass dude who doesn't take any guff from anyone, not even bees. And with bees and beehives also in the pattern, you can show your...
8
men's blue crew socks with a funny can of whoop ass and can opener design, printed with the words 'whoop ass.'
Whoop Ass
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Whoop Ass
$14.00
No matter what has you down, sometimes you need to reach for a big can of Whoop Ass, crack it open, and press on! This funny pair of blue and gray crew socks features an open can of "whoop ass" with a can opener in front of it. Let everyone...
9
gray crew socks with black toes, heels, and cuffs featuring an orange fox with black eyes and nose. zero fox given xl mens socks.
Zero Fox Given XL
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Zero Fox Given XL
$14.00
These zero fox given socks are the paw-fect way to show off your sly style. Each cozy men's crew sock in this XL pair has a gray body, black toes, heels, and cuffs, and an orange fox expressing your "Zero Fox Given" attitude in a fun and fashionable way.
10
burgundy and yellow striped crew socks with red accents saying "big dick energy."
Big Dick Energy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Big Dick Energy
$14.00
Show off your big dick energy with these crew socks. They're made with a burgundy base, yellow stripes, and red accents for a look that's sure to attract attention. The socks are made for both men and women and feature the words "Big Dick Energy." Whether you're rocking them at...
brown crew socks for men featuring cartoonish poop characters saying "hey!" and "shit happens".
Hey! Shit Happens
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Hey! Shit Happens
$14.00
Life can't be all rainbows and butterflies. Sometimes things go wrong and there is nothing wrong with being a realist! This pair of gray and tan crew socks will show you keep things real. Each sock features a smiling pile of poo saying "Hey!" with the word "happens" beneath him....
mens crew socks, brown with xl light and dark brown middle finger pattern.
Middle Finger XL
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Middle Finger XL
$14.00
Socks with Attitude! 🤟Strut your stuff in these comfy crew-length socks flaunting an XL pattern of brown middle fingers. They're guaranteed to make a bold statement, just like you. So raise your middle finger to boredom and grab a pair today! #SockItToTheMan #FlipTheBirdInStyle
mens gray crew socks with orange heel and toe featuring white bull pattern and "i call" text
I Call BullShit
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
I Call BullShit
$14.00
There is nothing wrong with calling out BS when you see it or hear it, especially today. I think others rely on us truth seekers! These funny black and orange crew socks will call your bluff with the implied phrase "I call bullshit" above the ankle. Complete with squatting bull...
mens novelty crew socks in brown color with middle finger pattern in light brown.
Middle Finger
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Middle Finger
$14.00
Sometimes you can't quite express what you are feeling with words. It takes great action to get the message across. This funny pair of all gray crew socks will get your point across loud and clear! Each crazy sock features a funny pattern of floating middle fingers. Can't be heard?...
black crew socks, white toes & heels, pink & white stripes, bold "i shit glitter" design.
I Shit Glitter
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Shit Glitter
$14.00
The "I Shit Glitter" socks are the ultimate accessory for anyone who wants to add a touch of fun and humor to their wardrobe. These crew-length socks feature vibrant pink and blue stripes at the top, with white toes and heels. The bold "I Shit Glitter" message, written in sparkly...
white crew socks with blue toes and heel and a yellow heel tab. text on socks says "fuck you you fucking fuck" in block font.
Fuck You You Fucking Fuck
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Fuck You You Fucking Fuck
$13.00
Step into these socks and declare your sentiments loudly. It's bolder than a bullhorn, more vivid than a siren, and less likely to get the cops called on you. The blue toes and heels add some pop, and the yellow heel tab makes it easy to put them on and...
blue crew socks with an orange and white fox running and the text zero fox given
Zero Fox Given
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Zero Fox Given
$14.00
Ready to let your feet do the talking and walk on the wild side? Slide into our "Zero Fox Given" socks, where it's all about sass and laughs. Picture this: a cheeky fox sprinting across your toes, broadcasting your mood without saying a word. These aren't just socks; they're a...
black and gray crew socks with colorful geometric pattern featuring the words "fuck off i'm gaming."
Fuck Off Im Gaming
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Fuck Off Im Gaming
$13.00
Unleash the gamer within! These Fuck Off I'm Gaming socks combine bold lettering with a geometric pattern to boldly declare your gaming status. Whether you're a pro player or just enjoy kicking back on the couch with a controller, these socks will keep your feet comfy and stylish. Rock them...
mens blue crew socks with "part time master baiter" text and fish graphic design - fishing theme
Part Time Master Baiter
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Part Time Master Baiter
$14.00
Part Time Master Baiter socks: Step up your fishing game and catch everyone's attention with these hilarious crew socks. Featuring the words "Part Time Master Baiter" and a fish, these socks are sure to get a few chuckles. Who knew being a master baiter could be so fun? You'll be...
black striped crew length socks with 'i'd fuck me' in large black letters; perfect for men and women with a sense of humor.
I'd Fuck Me
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I'd Fuck Me
$14.00
Calling all funky feet! These I'd Fuck Me socks are guaranteed to turn some heads when you rock 'em. Stand out from the crowd and show off your bold side with this hilarious pair of socks. Perfect for those who aren't afraid to make a statement, these socks will put...
white socks with red text that says "fuck you". crew length. made for men and women.
Fuck You Bag
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Fuck You Bag
$13.00
Introducing the Fuck You Bag Socks, featuring a bold red text pattern of "Fuck You" on a white background. These unisex crew socks are perfect for those who like to add a touch of humor to their wardrobe. Whether you're wearing them to work, school, or just hanging out at...
bad ass magic crew socks for men and women feature a unicorn in front of a rainbow and the phrase "bad ass" printed on the sides.
Bad Ass Magic
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$15.00
Bad Ass Magic
$15.00
Where myth meets comfort, these stylish threads are adorned with a valiant unicorn posed gallantly before a radiant rainbow. Perfect for both lords and ladies, these socks aren't just a splash of color—they're a declaration of daring. Slip into a pair and let the world know: here walks a creature...
gray crew socks with a pattern of pink flamingos wearing sunglasses and "don't flock with me today" text bubble.
Don't Flock With Me Today
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Don't Flock With Me Today
$14.00
Don't let these socks take you for a wild goose chase, they're the real deal! Bright pink flamingos with shades and the text "Don't flock with me today" adorn these gray crew socks. Perfect for the man who wants to strut his stuff and make a 'flock' of a statement....
mens funny crew socks with a brown poop emoji and black flies.
Poop Happens
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Poop Happens
$11.00
Poop Happens Novelty Socks: Dive into a world of whimsical comfort with our Poop Happens socks! These gray socks with a brown poop emoji and black flies are like a lighthearted reminder that even life's messy moments can be amusing. Rock them casually or brighten up formal wear.
crew socks with "fuck your diet" and cartoon food images.
Fuck Your Diet
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Fuck Your Diet
$13.00
Ditch that diet plan and treat your feet to our "Fuck Your Diet" socks! Featuring a delicious design of pizza, hamburgers, chicken legs, and bones, these socks will make your taste buds and feet happy. From pizza parties to burger binges, these socks are the perfect way to celebrate your...
black crew socks with white and orange text that reads "sorry...go f*ck yourself".
Sorry Go Fuck Yourself
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Sorry Go Fuck Yourself
$13.00
Erupt with laughter and captivate all around you with our "Sorry Go F*ck Yourself" socks. These jet-black canvases sport white and orange lettering that leaves no room for misunderstandings. They're the perfect accessory for when you've reached your limit and just need to let loose. Don't just wear socks, make...
blue crew socks featuring "too old for this shit" above a grumpy cupcake with lit candle and sprinkles.
Crappy Birthday
Crew SocksModSocks
$14.00
Crappy Birthday
$14.00
Crappy Birthday socks: When birthdays become a bummer, the socks keep things humorous. Blue at the top, these socks declare 'Too Old for This Shit' below a solitary cupcake with candle. These crew-length, men's socks are a fun reminder that life doesn't stop being hilarious, it just changes with age.
gray crew socks with cartoon of people in meeting. one person is saying "this ing" and pointing at flip chart. another person is saying "fuck this meeting".
Fuck This Meeting
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Fuck This Meeting
$13.00
Been to a lot of boring meetings lately, but afraid to say anything? Take a stand and scream from the soles of your feet with our "Fuck This Meeting" gray crew socks. They'll show everyone exactly how you feel. Plus, who knows, maybe your boss will get the hint and...
socks that are blue with a red top. there is a picture of a red and white striped popcorn bucket on the socks with the words 'shit show' above it and 'admit 1' below it. there are also white popcorn kernels all over the socks.
Shit Show
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Shit Show
$12.00
Are you ready to showcase your flair for the dramatic with our daring "Shit Show" socks? Painted in vibrant blue, with a fiery red cuff, these crew-length dazzlers feature a striking red-and-white striped popcorn bucket because every popcorn-worthy debacle deserves its own highlight reel. Sprinkled around are whimsical white popcorn...
white cotton crew socks with red dripping blood pattern and text reading "fuck off" for men and women
Fuck Off
Crew SocksOdd Sox
$15.00
Fuck Off
$15.00
These socks are for the feisty, sassy, and bold. They're emblazoned with the words "Fuck Off" in a dripping blood-red pattern, a reminder to the world that you have zero tolerance for nonsense. Whether it's a terrible Tuesday or a delightful day, wear your attitude on your feet.
amusing gray and yellow striped crew length socks with "it's ok to fart" embroidered
It's Ok to Fart
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
It's Ok to Fart
$14.00
Did you know that only 1% of your farts smell? So it's ok to fart! Put on a pair of these funny men's novelty socks and let one rip! Each cool pair features the phrase, "It's ok to fart" in yellow words against a gray background. These old-school, gym-styled tube...
butts in the dark - pink with black stripes & toes/heels - crew socks - funny socks for men & women
Butts
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Butts
$14.00
Butts In The Dark - Crew Socks: Because nothing says cheeky quite like a pair of socks with butts! These funny socks feature a bold print of pink butts with black stripes near the top and black toes and heels. They're bound to get a few laughs wherever you wear...
quirky black crew socks with white stripes and text graphic "00 fucks given"
00 Fucks Given
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
00 Fucks Given
$12.00
These 00 Fucks Given black athletic gym socks are perfect for those days when you just can't be bothered to care about your workout or about the malaise of life in general. Maybe you're feeling a little burnt out, or maybe you're just not in the mood. Either way, these...
blue crew socks feature smug orange cat sitting on the toilet with, "the cat is an asshole" text. funny cat gift socks.
The Cat
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$11.00
The Cat
$11.00
Have a cat-tastrophe with a "The Cat is an Asshole" sock! This blue pair features an orange cat with a smug grimace chilling on the bog, proving once and for all the age-old question. A hilarious gift for the cat or bathroom lover in your life. Wear them around the...
black crew socks with a pattern of middle fingers in various shades of brown.
Middle Finger Update
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Middle Finger Update
$14.00
Get Flippin' with our Middle Finger Update Socks! Featuring an array of colorful middle fingers in various shades of brown, these crew-length socks are like a rebellious work of art for your feet. Perfect for those who like to show their sassy side in style!
mens mother trucker fun gray crew socks with image of red trucks with word mother in white.
Mother Trucker
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Mother Trucker
$12.00
Got a mom who's one tough cookie? Then show your appreciation with these "Mother Trucker" socks. Made for men who know what it takes to be a mother trucker, they feature a convoy of cherry-red trucks with "MOTHER" stamped on the side, set against a gray backdrop. And just like...
sassy unisex socks with multi-colored &quot;fuck you&quot; text on a white background; blue toes, heels, and crew length; for men and women.
Fuck You
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Fuck You
$14.00
You've got the Shit Happens bumper sticker on your car. Now all you need are a pair of cheeky socks to match your outlook of life. Tell everyone who has ever screwed you over how you feel about them when you slip on a pair of these funny, outrageous socks....
orange crew socks with "adulting is bs" in blue and green. funny socks for men and women.
Adulting Is BS
Crew SocksLiving Royal
$12.00
Adulting Is BS
$12.00
Brighten your day with our "Adulting Is BS" socks! These crew-length socks are bursting with fun and sass, featuring a vibrant orange backdrop adorned with a pattern of boomerangs. The playful message "Adulting Is Bullshit" is boldly displayed in blue and green, reminding you to embrace your inner child and...
men's and women's funny crew socks with eye pattern and "don't be a prick" wording
Don't Be A Prick
Crew SocksLiving Royal
$12.00
Don't Be A Prick
$12.00
These sweet socks star a pattern of eyes staring right back at you along with the words, "Don't Be A Prick," letting the whole world know exactly how you feel about them. Forget about those boring socks and rock these blue beauties instead.
sassy black socks with red and yellow text and middle finger graphic saying '{fuck you} {pay me}'.
Fuck You. Pay Me!
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Fuck You. Pay Me!
$14.00
Give the finger to the world with these sassy black socks. Featuring red and yellow text with a middle finger graphic, these socks are sure to get a reaction. They're perfect for the office prankster, the sassy friend, or anyone who just wants to add a little attitude to their...